#baby games

[posthumanwanderings]

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Come on Baby! (Expotato / D3 Publisher - PS2 - 2005)  

[only-cat-memes]

[reebmiester]

tiny damian has a LOT to live up to

[bigolialragu]

hecate

(print)

[suiheisen]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pizza sim’s plot is just the Afton’s fighting

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[ryuuna]

just a wee babyy wip

[punkitt-is-here]

swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this

[deathberi]

just two baby chocobos 🐣💛 edit: more baby chocobos!!

[fluffyanimals]

[mascxdaddy]

the idea of her sitting stretched around my cock while we watch a movie and hearing her desperate little whimpers every few minutes as she tries to grind down and get friction, only for me to grab her hips and make her stay there. then after the movie ends i flip her onto the bed and fuck her until she can't think

[critterbitter]

Local pachirisu child attempts to befriend two patrats (because they know the chopsticks game, and therefore must be cool, right???)

Alas. The children do not know how to communicate. (Want comics that aren't sad child hours? Check out the masterpost for my submas content!)

[randomnow]

I hate socializing with people i do not know, this baby shower is my nightmare

free me

[sewerdad]

The hardest part of baldurs gate 3 is actually rejecting Wyll’s dance scene when your romancing someone else. Nauseating.