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a-d-nox · 5 months

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wyrd web: what to gift a person based these three numbers

this is just a theory of mine because these bubbles of the matrix should represent earthly desires. this is not to say that you can't enjoy things not listed in your category / under your energetic number. this is simply what i believe people with these numbers would enjoy receiving as a gift.

1 - the magician

flowers / garden seeds, gear for their passion project(s), business/self-help books, a tarot/astrology/mediumship reading, art supplies, things that are homemade/artisanal, careof for brain support, things for their computer or car, a diary or journal (moleskine), sunglasses or blue-light glasses, joke books (for the dads with 1 placements here), paid classes, rosetta stone subscription, genetic tests (ancestry.com or 23&me), manicure/pedicure voucher, merchandise from their favorite singer / group / tv show / movie, mittens / fingerless gloves, house plant, sewing/knitting/crocheting supplies, stationary, or tickets to a concert

2 - the high priestess

things that support their spiritual practices, things that support feminine health (hum women's probiotics bundle, honey pot oral vaginal care probiotic, etc), bake goods / baking gear, barbecue sauce sampler / grilling gear (for the dads pt 2), bar in a jar (for those of drinking age) or really any beverage tester kit, bath/spa kit, beach vacation, boat, cruise, careof for brain support, truly nice melons boob butter, candles (it doesn't have to be yankee candle either - bent candles, spiced votive candle, etc) or candle making kit, imported cheeses, clothing staples (blue jeans, black turtleneck, etc), juice cleanse or other things that support digestive health, cooking classes or meal kits (hellofresh, homechef, etc), a tarot/astrology/mediumship reading, or outdoor cameras or other home security tools

3 - the empress

pillows, stuffed animals, rose quartz, personal celebrity cameo, clothing, tickets for an art museum tour, ballet tickets or classes, art supplies, makeup pallets and/or brushes, flowers, jewelry, candy/sweets, money, bells / wind chimes, clothing, designer pieces, cosmetics, dolls, a trip to a fancy restaurant, fruit basket / dried fruits, gardening supplies, jewelry, concert/orchestra tickets, poetry book, tickets to a play, a purse, lingerie (if y'all are close like that), trip to a vineyard (for those of drinking age), couples' dancing classes, or a wallet

4 - the emperor

skincare, rock climbing voucher or some other physical activity they enjoy, an adrenaline rush activity (skydiving, bungee jumping, etc), careof for brain support, crafted wooden objects (cutting boards, tables, etc), coffee trials/samplers, sunglasses, blue light glasses, hair care products/supplies, scalp treatments/care, oral health care (thera breath, whitening products, etc), meditation app subscriptions / in person sessions for meditation, or a planner

5 - the hierophant

moss agate (don't question how random that sounds this is some intuitive stuff), artwork, an architectural tour, beauty products/supplies, historically significant objects, pastries or sweets/candies, earrings, sour dough starter kit, jewelry in general, piano/organ lessons, singing lessons, a wallet, or any classes where they can learn something fun and new to them

6 - the lovers

car stuff (seat covers, cup holder coasters, etc), bicycle or bicycle accessories/gear, books (the more educational the better), briefcase / work tote, bus tickets for a day trip, gym membership or soulcycle classes, crystals, a standing desk / cute office supplies (for the work girlies both those who work in office and from home), hand & foot message, manicure voucher, newspaper subscription (i am a fan of new york times, washington post, and the new yorker), language classes or rosetta stone subscription, magazines subscription, merchandise from their favorite singer / group / tv show / movie, train trip, or we're not really strangers card packs

7 - the chariot

gardening supplies, hermit crab, baked goods, bath products / beauty products, boat, cruise, car stuff (seat covers, cup holder coasters, etc), truly nice melons boob butter, juice cleanse, gut health thrive market kit, glassware / blown glass, stuff they need / need for their home (security system, chest freezer, etc), hotel or bed & breakfast stay, kitchenware, lake trip, pearls, real estate / land, restaurant voucher / gift card, silver jewelry, shopping gift cards, a trip, or intention journal

8 - strength

amusement park tickets, supplies for their passion projects, ballroom dancing classes, tea sampler, games (video games or board games), movie theater gift card, personal celebrity cameo, flower garden supplies/seeds, stuff for their pet, or a belt

9 - the hermit

pet related gifts (if they have a pet that is), bookshelves (they probably need one), juice cleanse, gut health thrive market kit, a cat, clothing, oral health products (thera breath, whitening products, etc), stationary, emergency preparedness (ready to eat meals, fire blanket, etc), cook books, dining ware (new plates/bowls, cups / glassware, silverware, etc), food subscriptions (home chef, hello fresh, pickle of the month club, bokksu japanese snack box, etc), careof subscription, gloves, herb garden kit, a one way ticket to anywhere, or a hiking trip

10 - wheel of fortune

incense, cleansing herbs, bow and arrow, sapling, land, dried berries, budget book, gym/exercise membership, religious/spiritual/philosophical books, poker set, cloth (if they like sowing), wool (if they like weaving, crocheting, and/or knitting), wool clothing, a coat, trip to a country or place they have never been, oral health products (thera breath, whitening products, etc), etiquette classes/books (this is great for the traveler because they are often interested in learning customs before going on their trip), figs, fruit basket (like edible arrangements), honey sampler / royal jelly, horseback riding lessons, lottery tickets, merchandise from their favorite singer / group/ tv show / movie, shoes, really any game, any subscription they have not tried, things that support their spiritual practices, or book on positive mindset

11 - justice

personal celebrity cameo, tickets to a ballet or to an art gallery, air purifier, portable heating pad, spa voucher, cosmetics, lingerie (if y'all are close), closet organizational items (space saving hangers, linen bins, accessory hanger, etc), pastries and sweets, diamonds (perhaps propose to your lover), a dress, tickets to a fashion show or exhibit, flowers, a luxury chair, jewelry, concert tickets, poetry books, any quartz pieces, chocolates dipped strawberries, hair extensions, logic puzzles, a voucher for an escape room, or a kitchen/baking scale

12 - the hanged man

bar in a jar (if they are of drinking age), a book on angel numbers, a book on natural medical remedies, ballet classes or tickets to see a ballet, bath bombs and other bath goodies (salt, bath table, candles, sugar scrub, bath teas, etc), beach vacation, tea or coffee sampler, butterfly farm kit with caterpillars, disposable camera or a camera they would like (polaroid, filming, etc), scientific kits (geode kit, grow your own crystals, etc), cigars (for the dads in your life), unsolved mysteries or crime kit, dance classes, smutty/romance/fantasy books, fairy garden, a tarot/astrology/mediumship reading, budget book, makeup palettes or other cosmetic they enjoy, concert tickets, paint, poetry books, clue the board game, a pass to an indoor pool, a book on poppet making, meditation membership or a voucher for in-person sessions, or something to support their curiosity for new spiritual insight

13 - death

hermit crab, a jumping spider, a reptile, homeopathic books for natural cures and remedies, operation the game, butcherbox subscription, a book on how to cook and trim meats, beginners chemistry kit, a colon cleanse, sea monkeys, unsolved mysteries or crime kit, philosophy of death books, books on magic, magic the gathering the card game, period products (portable heating pad, the diva cup, etc), poisonous plants (belladonna, foxglove, lily of the valley, etc), a frog pond, a scorpion, a snake, a burr/boo basket (these people love seasonal stuff), or marie kondo's life changing magic of tidying up

14 - temperance

a hunting trip, bow and arrows, books on religion or philosophy, book of devotions, book on dream meanings (hello, freud haha), a certification course or college class, horseback riding lessons (for the newbie or a younger sibling or your child/niece/nephew), horse drawn carriage ride (for the couples *smirk*), logic puzzles, things that support their goals, or a book of angel number meanings

15 - the devil

a fan or air conditioning unit, if you have the land for it a cow/horse/goat, kinetic tape, arnicare bruise cream (this is a joke... unless...), coal or a diamond (this is also a joke... unless...), a clock or a watch, cuticle trimmer (and other nail care things), room darkening curtains, a happy lamp, lotion/cream, hat/scarf/gloves, hair products (extensions, shampoo subscription, etc), leather fashion-ware, gardening supplies, ice maker, or a juice cleanse

16 - the tower

tiger balm or other pain relieving ointment, acrobatic/gymnastic classes, homeopathic books for natural cures and remedies, first-aid kit, baking kits, barbecue sauce sampler, barbecue sauce sampler / grilling gear (for the dads), gift card for haircut, dollar shave club (for the dads pt 2), metal works (spoon handle rings, metal roses, etc), boxing lessons, boxing match tickets or monster truck tickets, butcherbox subscription, a book on how to cook and trim meats, crafted wooden objects (cutting boards, tables, etc), cactus plant, beginners chemistry kit, cookbook, pocket knife or leatherman/multitool, tool kit, jenga, emergency kit, food, first aid kit, merchandise for their favorite superhero(es), electric lighter, liqour or bar in a jar (if they are of drinking age), rock music (a vinyl or concert tickets), pepper plant, pipe for smoking (if they like to smoke that is - my grandfather had a collection), lego kit, or lincoln logs

17 - the star

friendship bracelets, a fan / ac unit, model airplane, flight lessons, compression stockings/socks, architectural tour, astrology reading, car stuff (seat covers, cup holder coasters, etc), club memberships (golf, racket ball, sam's, etc), electronic devices (a new phone, amazon fire stick, solar portable charger, etc), movie on blue-ray or dvd, movie gift card, a camera (polaroid or another type they have been eyeing), disposable cameras, camera gear, shadow work journal, aesthetically pleasing bluetooth retro radio, streaming service subscription, a book on health or mental health, or a book on positivity

18 - the moon

abstract art, bar in a jar (if they are of legal age), a fish, a fish tank, tickets to an aquarium, cocktail book (if they are of legal age), a fishing trip (for the dads), book of conspiracy theories, the conspiracy theory map, a crystal ball, unsolved mysteries or crime kit, a jellyfish, a tarot/astrology/mediumship reading, a camera (polaroid or another type they have been eyeing), disposable cameras, camera gear, poetry book, hydroponic starter system, games that involve bluffing (clue, poker, herd mentality, etc), shoes, sleeping eye mask, silk pillow cases, new bed sheets, bonnet, socks, a computer keyboard, typewriter, a book on shadow work, a puppy, or a book on dream meanings

19 - the sun

maine coon, autobiographical books, ballroom dancing lessons, poker set, oral health products (thera breath, whitening products, etc), card games, personal celebrity cameo, circus fruit basket, chocolate gold coins, classes that encourage creativity (create it and break it sessions, pottery classes, etc), jewelry or an engagement ring (if it's been more than 2 years y'all should know what you are doing at this point), flowers, indoor herb garden, tickets to race of some sort (cars, horse, sporting events, etc), sporting equipment, ivy plant, a pottery painting voucher / gift certificate, or something for their passion project / hobby

20 - judgment

a reptile, ant farm, a guide on astral projection, operation the game, the chameleon game, clue game, unsolved case files game, grand theft auto video game, assassins creed video game, dungeons and dragons the game, yahtzee, emergency preparedness kit, magician kit, poisonous plants (belladonna, foxglove, lily of the valley, etc), the divine comedy, puzzles, a rodent of some sort, or lingerie (if y'all are close)

21 - the world

gardening supplies, acoustic guitar, air conditioning or fan, architectural tour, teddy bear, snow globe, boots, calendar or planner, supergoop (sun protectant) products, wooden objects (cutting board, chest, box, etc), carpet, clay (air drying or via kiln), a clock or watch, compression stockings/socks, collectible coins, pain patches or kinetic tape, crystals, budget book, lotions for dry skin, dried fruits, gloves/mittens, hair care products, ice machine or ice making trays, ice cream subscription, pottery classes, rain coat, real estate or land, zen sand garden, sculpture, or snake

22 - the fool

flight lessons, model airplane, a flight to anywhere, car stuff (seat covers, cup holder coasters, etc), an astrology reading, bath products, biking gear, movie theatre gift card, clock or watch, club memberships (golf, racket ball, sam's, etc), mood lighting or strip lights, a train ride, fun magnets, motorcycle accessories/training, microphone (maybe they are filming or recording something), patterns for cross stitch / knitting / crocheting, a camera (polaroid or another type they have been eyeing), disposable cameras, camera gear, stuff for the tv (surround sound, sound bar, streaming subscription, etc), or classes for one of their interests

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scoupsoup · 2 months

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"Have I known you 20 seconds, or 20 years"

In which the bridesmaid falls in love with the best man at her best friend's wedding.

Member~ Lee Chan x reader

Warnings~ slight cursing,love at first sight,both reader and chan are hopeless romantics, fast paced relationship. Very cliche lol

Word count~ 9.6k

YOU always enjoyed weddings, especially the part with the vows. Watching two people in love celebrate their love and join their lives and families as one was something that brought you joy.

Your bestfriend, her fiance and you had met up on a few occassions to get to know eachother. Sometimes he would bring his friends too, secretly in hopes to set you up together but it ended up with both you being friends. He had 12 close friends so your bestfriend was secretly hoping for you to fall in love with one of them. But sadly you hadn't met the one till now.

You were done getting ready so you decided to spend the remaining time sitting by your bestfriend as she got ready for her big day, in case she needs help.

"You look so pretty today, if seokmin doesn't shed a tear when he sees you, he ain't the man" You joke slightly making her giggle. "He will surely cry, maybe more than I will" Seeing her happy made you smile.

"Well let me know if you need anything"

You were more than glad to be there with her instead of greeting and socializing with the people outside as you barely knew anyone but as she had forced you out the room saying her mom was there to help her and instead you should socialize and meet new people because in her exact words 'maybe you will find your man in the crowd' whatever that meant.

You straightened out your dress once more before walking out where the tables were set up. Your bestfriend loved the ocean and wanted a beach wedding so you decided to take a drink and go enjoy the view of the jeju beaches. As you reached closer to the shore, you took off your heels and set them aside as you walked a little bit closer to the water until the cool waves hit your feet.

You sipped quietly on your iced apple juice as it was too early to drink for you. The sound of the ocean waves and the chattering of the people had gotten distant as you were lost in your head.

It wasn't soon when you were startled by the presence of someone walking right beside you, you looked to your side and met eyes with one of the most gorgeous men you've seen. "Hi, I'm chan, it's nice to meet you" he smiled.

His attire was perfectly fitting to his body and it seemed as if he shined brighter than the rose in the front pocket of his well tailored suit jacket.

You introduced yourself, returning his smile hoping he wouldn't notice how flustered you were under his presence. "I am close friends with seokmin, and, the best man!" his eyes seemed to glisten while talking about his friend. At first you were against the idea of dating seokmin's friend but right now, that idea wasn't sounding that bad.

"It's nice to meet you" you extended your hands out for a friendly handshake but cursed at yourself mentally as you were making things awkward. As soon his hands touched yours, sparks flew. As cliche as it sounded, it didn't matter to you right now because you were experiencing one of the most cliche tropes in a romance book, Love at first sight.

"What's a pretty girl like you doing here all alone?" He asked.

"Do you ask that to every girl you see?creep" you joked slightly

"Well, no. It's not everyday that I go to my best friend's wedding and meet a pretty girl like you" he smiled slightly.

"Oh well im flattered you think I'm pretty when I'm sure every single female in here would love to have you for themselves"

"I dont care about the others, not when I have you here" he didn't even leave a second between your words as he answered quickly.

You didn't know him for long but his eyes told you his words were sincere. You were ready to risk everything and anything for him and no matter how stupid it was, you didn't care. You didn't cars as long as he was here with you. But you would never say that out loud.

"Why are you standing here all alone? Why don't you come over at our table, I'll introduce you to the others" his smile made him look more handsome. The way his eyes crinkled, you could stare at him all day. But that has to be put aside for now. He helped you wear your heels.

You had already met seungkwan, vernon, seungcheol and jeonghan and were curious to meet the others and not to mention, you wanted to get to know chan better so you decided to take him up on the offer.

He hadn't left your hands after your handshake and carried you to the table, leading you with your hands. He walked you to a huge table where 11 guys were sitting and some of them with girls, you assumed to be their girlfriends.

He pulled out a chair for you and sat at the empty one right beside it. There was a girl sitting beside you who introduced herself as kwon soomin, soonyoung's wife. Everyone except seungkwan, vernon and Jun had wives or girlfriends- soon to be their wives. They all looked like a big happy family.

You introduced yourself to everyone, with a soft smile on your face. You were feeling slightly nervous with so many eyes on you and especially, his. You could feel his stare and how intense it was.

Gosh you were so pretty, he could get lost in your eyes. He wondered if you were as smitten for him as he was for you. He hoped that your heart was also beating as fast as his was.

"Dino, I asked you to get me drink but it seems like you got a little distracted" seungcheol joked. "Ahh shit! I forgot. But it's not my fault, it's not like I meet someone like her everyday" you blushed at his words but you couldn't let others see that so you took a sip of the apple juice from earlier. All the ice had melted already and only a little was left in the glass.

Chan noticed. "Let me refill that for you, love" without waiting for a reply, he left taking your glass from your hands and leaving the table. Gosh that nickname had you weak in the knees.

"You've already gotten him all swooned for you, I can already see how your marriage is going to be like" soonyoung joked, causing some to giggle.

"How could you say that, we don't even know if she likes him or not" she slapped her husband in his arm playfully and turned to you, "do you?" She asked raising her eyebrows. "I..." You smiled slightly not knowing what to say but before she could say anything about it, dino had come back. He handed you your drink and sat down. "What are you guys talking about" he asked. "Oh just how You and her's marriage would look like" and once again the sound of giggles took over.

It had been some time, we chatted and got to know each other more as we played an impromptu never have I ever with our drinks as we waited for the bride to enter. As it was time to, we took our places at the altar. You were standing right by the bride and in front of the bestman of the wedding, dino.

The wedding was absolutely gorgeous and during the vows, you might have shed a little tears. Throughout all of it, the constant eye contact and knowing smiles between you and dino wouldn't fail to cause butterflies in both of your stomachs.

After the wedding, the couple had their first dance as we all stood apart. You walked over to the side as dino soon took the space by your side. "You looked so pretty up there, I didnt know you could get any prettier" you smiled at his words. "You surely know your way with flattery, don't you" you nudged him slightly by the shoulders . "I am just complementing my girl" "your girl?" "Aren't you?" "You haven't asked me yet and how are you so sure I'd say yes" "well, will you say no?" "You'll find out when you ask"

As the newly wedded couples finished their dance, it was now open for others to dance. A lot of couples went on the stage and danced hand in hand to the slow music. "Wanna dance?" "I am not that good at dancing-" "Just trust me, you do right?" He put his hands out, for you to take. You took it gladly with a smile, "I do"

He put his hands around your waist and you put yours on his shoulder. "You surprisingly do know how to dance" you nodded your head as a sign of showing how impressed you were. "I am full of surprises, just wait and see for yourself" he smirked. "Oh are you now?" You smiled.

"What?I can't hear you over the music" and with that said he pulled me closer, so close you could smell his cologne, from his neck. So close you could feel his breath on your face. So close you could feel the connection between each other and you know he did too. Your heart was beating fast, so fast you wondered if he could hear it, feel it.

"Do you wanna go somewhere..quiter" he said. "My feet are a bit tired of dancing, so yes" He took you by your hands to a secluded part of the beach away from the crowd and the music.

"So.. How long are you gonna stay here after the wedding" he asked as his hands were still in mine as we sat down on some big rocks near the shore. "I am staying for another two days. You?" "Oh me too, the group and I have planned to roam around Jeju Island for the next two days" You wondered slightly how this seemingly abnormal coincidence happened in the first place and then it hit you how maybe all of this was planned.

your stay for another two days was done by your best friend who forced you to stay longer and explore jeju Island, saying how you won't get a chance like this again. As you did need a break, you agreed and it was her who booked everything for the two days, saying it was a treat for helping her with the wedding.

" You should join us, I'm sure the others won't mind" He suggested. "What about you" "what about me?" "Would you mind?"

"I'd be the happiest to have your company with us" he looked at you and smiled. "This may be too early but I want to say this". He paused as he turned completely towards you. You didn't realise how close you were sitting until this moment.

"Will you go out with me? I want to ask you to be mine already but I'd prefer you get to know me first, I don't want this to be too soon for you" you smiled, "Too soon? I've already fallen for you, and what's the point of waiting when I already know what the answer is going to be? It's a yes"

He seemed surprised by your answer. "A yes to being mine or the date?" He asked. You smiled but this time instead of answering, you pulled him closer by his neck and gave him a soft kiss on the lips. You soon broke it off, not sure how he'd reciprocate it. But you got your answer as soon as you broke the contract of your sweet kiss, he pulled you closer, this time deepening the kiss and making it longer.

When you finally broke apart, you both were a smiling mess. You just stared at each other, eyes crinkled with huge smiles on your faces. "The way you make me the happiest person on earth, makes me never wanna let you go, and I promise I never will" He said. "As much as I wanna stay here with you, we should probably go back to the wedding, they might be wondering where we are" You said, getting up from the stone. "Oh yeah!" It was as if he finally realised where he was.

You both walked hands in hands back to the table where everyone was sitting but now the bride and groom were sitting at the table too.

"Looks like someone had a little too much fun " maybe your messy hair and deep in love smiles must have given it away.

"Congratulations on your wedding!" you hugged both seokmin and your bestfriend. "Thank you", seokmin smiled, his smile was brighter than the sun could ever be. " but I can't help but wonder" seokmin said, "when's your wedding?" We both glanced at each other and giggled.

Looking at your intertwined hands and his face as he laughed and joked around with his brothers and now your good friends too, you couldn't help but wonder, 'have I known him 20 seconds, or 20 years"

How stupid is love at first sight. How stupid is falling in love with someone without even knowing who that someone is truly. If someone told Chan he would find love at his best friend's wedding, he'd laugh. If someone told you, youd find love at your best friend's wedding, you'd laugh at how dumb that sounded. How stupid were you to even think so, because when with him, even love at first sight felt real.

There he was, your lover.

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Note~ this is my first time posting on Tumblr lol, idk how this will turn out and honestly I just got this idea at a random 3 am. This is just proofread once so I hope there's not a lot of mistakes! Have a great time reading!<3

Niko.

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apoemaday · 1 year

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The Year You Thought You Were Dying

by Mindy Nettifee

The year you thought you were dying was a really great year.

You ate licorice on the beach in January, swam rum sauced in the icy Pacific wearing only blue rubber flippers and your grandfather’s dog tags and for the first time, it felt good to be cold, it felt good to be so cold it hurt.

You doted on pigeons and stray cats. You ate honey peanuts in the park and re-watched every movie that ever made you cry, including Steve Martin’s The Jerk. You tattooed your entire body in Pablo Neruda translations and cherry blossoms.

You blew all your money on comfortable shoes and one of those mattresses made from NASA space foam. You slept the sleep of assassins and kings—remorseless.

You bought chocolate bars from all the kids who came to your door and stock-piled them in your broom closet. You left them in your will to THE SECRETARIES, every last one of them.

You volunteered at the local senior center playing bingo. When you won you forced to whole room to take shots of Welch’s grape juice and sing the national anthem.

And you spent time with your favorite lover. You let him get close. Secret suicide note, nonsense alibi close. shampoo scent dissection close.

Close enough to memorize your tells, hand you your ass at pillow poker, make your defenses look like the silly decoupage of paper angels and Victorian roses that they were. Close enough that your laughter punched him with mint gum puffs. Close enough that his sighs drove circles in the parking lots of your sighs, close enough to measure your ribcage in wrists, your palms in lips.

So close, you didn’t even notice your heart speed up, then stop, when he kissed you so hard, when the New Year’s ball dropped down.

#poetry #mindy nettifee #the year you thought you were dying

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angelofthenight · 3 months

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Kenchanted Pt.3

(Ken x Fem!Reader)

Warnings: Swearing(?), Toxic boss

Word Count: 3.5k

Table of Contents

( Yes I did name Y/N’s assistant after Oppenheimer as well )

After you and Ken were both all dressed, you sat Ken down at your kitchen counter as you gathered a breakfast for two at a hurried pace. Ken observed you in silence as you moved, curiously fascinated at all the little things you did, things he’s never seen in a Barbie or Ken. You kept looking at the clock multiple times, even though you've been awake for a bit you still look visibly tired, you constantly wore a frown and grouchy eyes, you’d sometimes curse under your breath after a mistake.

He found you a bit odd. Maybe even a little odder than Weird Barbie.

You just seemed to be having a… not perfect day. Was this what all humans were like? Did humans not have perfect days everyday?

“Why are you in such a rush?” He caught himself mindlessly asking, making you come forward to the kitchen counter with the duo breakfast. “I have to leave for work really soon, there’s no time to waste.”

“What exactly is your career?” Ken asked again, harmless curiosity fogging his mind. “I’m an accountant.” You answered, mixing your coffee with a spoon. Ken’s face twisted in confusion at the title he’s never heard of, at least not in Barbieland. “A-cow-tent?” He sounded out.

“Ah-count-tent.” You corrected. “I work with money and give people and businesses financial advice.” Ken looked off as he imagined the job. “…Sounds kinda boring.” You glared at him. “Do you work, Ken?” You asked, a little too haughty than you intended.

Ken smirked and gave you a single nod. “Beach.” Your eyebrows slightly rose. Now that you thought about it the beach seemed like the most suiting setting for him, it made sense. “You’re a lifeguard? That actually-”

“Oh, no, no. I don’t go into the water. I stay in the sand.”

“So you clean up the beach?”

“There’s nothing ever to clean.” Ken chuckled. “I typically just stand in the sand with a surfboard beside me. That’s what I do.” Your bottom lip fell. “You actually get paid to do that?” “Paid? No, I don’t get paid.” He dismissed, his smile still not fading or faltering.

You gave him a pointed, irked look. “So then it’s just a hobby then.” He shook his head. “No, it’s my job. I’m Beach Ken.”

You rolled your eyes. “Whatever. Do you want coffee?”

“I don’t drink coffee.”

“What do you drink then?”

“Do you have orange juice?”

“I do, actually.”

You moved back to your fridge to pull out the carton of orange juice, bringing it back to the kitchen island to pour Ken a glass. He gave you a shining thankful smile, although you did notice his eyes flicker in a way as he watched the orange beverage come out of the carton. But he shrugged it off as he took the cup in his hand. He puckered his lips and threw his head back… tipping and splashing the juice right all over his face.

You both gasped extremely, Ken slightly choking and gasping for air while you were completely taken off guard. “What was that?!” You shrieked loudly, your eyes blown open in sheer disbelief. Ken panted as he looked at the nearly empty cup with a facial reaction of horror. “It… came out.”

You scrambled for the small towel in your kitchen before rushing over to Ken’s side of the counter to clean up the spill. “Yeah, what were you expecting?! For it to stay in the cup?!” You howled out, still in shock over the unexpected action that you knew was going to set you behind schedule even more.

“Yes, that was exactly what I was expecting!” Ken exclaimed back. You huffed angrily as you cleaned the mess as fast as you could before rushing to the other side to scarf down your breakfast and practically chug your coffee, telling Ken to hurry up too.

He picked up the breakfast sandwich off his plate and held it 12 inches away from his mouth, biting into air and pretending to chew. You froze mid bite, watching him look ridiculously stupid. “Now what are you doing?”

Ken glanced over to you with an equally confused look, a humored grin contrasting your frown. “Um, I’m eating. What does it look like I’m doing?” He continued to eat in make-belief as you rubbed the bridge of your nose, physically feeling your irritation. You stopped him from taking another fake chomp and chew. “You need to bite into it.” You told him sternly. “Like this.”

You slowly demonstrated your bite, making sure he could see exactly what you were doing. ‘What even am I doing?’ you caught yourself asking as you pointed to your closed mouth as you chewed and swallowed.

Ken nervously nodded and turned his head back to the sandwich with uncertainty. He opened his mouth wide and slowly moved the food closer, hesitating to close his lips around a corner and pierce his teeth into it hard enough he could rip the piece off. He held it in his mouth as you ushered him to chew.

He moved his mouth around with the most agonized and miserable expression. He barely even chewed for two seconds as he hastily spat it back out onto the plate, an absolutely sour and disgusted grimace plastered across his chiseled face. Your face copied his with disgust.

“I’m not used to having things in my mouth.” He explained through his grimace.

“Ken, this is a very distinguished, strictly professional environment. You need to cover up.” You said to Ken in front of the entrance of your building of employment. You buttoned up his pink shirt that was previously opened all the way so his pecs and abs were fully out. Though you swore you buttoned his buttons not that long ago…

You buttoned the very top one before nodding him to follow you, until you halted your steps making him bump into your back. You turned to him with a strict finger. “Don’t talk to anyone, don’t touch anything, and just…” you looked into his lively eyes, not understanding how someone could be so unnaturally joyous, “act your age.”

Ken winked with a finger gun at you. “You got it. Acting My Age Ken is at your service.” He remarked with his fists on his hips, puffing his chest out. You grumpily sighed with an eye roll, hoping this wouldn’t be as challenging as you were expecting.

And so you lead Ken into the tall and large building, repeatedly peeking over your shoulder to assure he was still behind you. And more than half the time he was falling behind due to him getting distracted by different things. It was like walking with an actual child. You jogged back for him to tightly grip him by his wrist and tug him along with you.

When you finally made it to your floor level you instantly set off towards your assistant, Julius who sat at his desk stapling documents together surrounded by cubicles. “Julius.” You said out of breath, making your trusted assistant turn to you in his spinny chair with a shocked look. “Oh my god, (Y/n). I thought you got run over by a bus or something. You’re never late.”

Your eyes nearly rolled to the back of your skull, shooting Ken a brief glare as he stared out the large windows and smiling like a doofus. “I know.”

“Where have you been? The boss is really mad and your 10:00 clients are early for the appointment and are waiting for you in the conference room right now. You’ve got to run.” Julius said to you, pointing at the conference rooms down the hall. You nodded vigorously before kneeling down to his seated eye level.

“I will but first I need you to handle something for me. See this guy?” You pointed at Ken who suddenly got distracted by his own reflection in the window, smiling and winking at it while adjusting his hair. “Who is he?” Your assistant asked you. “No idea. I'm pretty sure he's from out of town.” Julius looked up at you with an unconfident and concerned face. “What do I do with him?”

You straightened up your back, your eyes still locked on Ken. “Occupy him with something, anything, he’s easy to entertain. And find out where he's from, and get him there.” Your sharp eyes suddenly stabbed through your seated assistant. “And make sure it's cheap.” You took a step forward with the pursuit of Ken but you retraced it. “And if Rob calls me, I need to talk to him.”

You walked over to retrieve Ken with fast footsteps, grabbing him by the elbow to pull him over to Julius. “I have a meeting I’m late for. Julius? This is Ken. Ken, this is Julius.” You turned to look up at Ken who seemed just a little bit nervous to be separated from you. “Julius is gonna get you home.” You pointed a finger in his face. “Remember what I told you and stay out of trouble.”

He nodded without verbalizing any confirmation of understanding, keeping his lips sealed shut. You would’ve interrogated him over it if you weren’t running late so you turned tail and power-walked as fast as you could to your meeting.

Ken kept leaning on one side to watch you go until you escaped into a far room. Now in the safety of your absence, he craned forward over Julius’ desk and opened his mouth to let an entire lollipop with the wrapper and stick still in it slide out of his mouth. He took one from the front desk bowl when you weren’t looking, he shoved the whole thing in his mouth but he decided he still didn’t like the feeling of something in his mouth.

He looked up to your assistant with an unashamed smile and head nod. “How’s it going, dude?” Julius blinked in morbid disgust at the stranger, gaping at the wet wrappered lollipop in a saliva puddle on his freshly cleaned desk. “It's… going.”

You found yourself wrapping up your appointment quicker than you realized, the worried stress about your charge taking up too much of your mind. Once the successful meeting with your clients came to its close, you were the first out the door with the pursuit of back to your assistant.

“Where’s Ken?” The words flew out your mouth the very same second you neared his desk. Julius clapped his eyes up to you before using the pen in his hand to point at Ken sitting down not too far with a tablet in his hands, swishing his finger across the screen with his wide eyes glued on it.

“Fruit Ninja keeps my kids occupied for hours.” Julius commented before looking back at you, giving you a more serious look with a hint of stress in his features. “(Y/n). He has no driver's license. No passport. No source of identification. And I can't find this place he claims to have come from.”

“Barbieland?”

“Whatever. I've called every travel agent. I don't know if it's a country or a city.”

“It can't be a state.” You pondered. “More like a state of mind.” He said while spinning his index finger around his temple. “However,” he started as he briskly typed on his computer, “I finally managed to get his full name out of him after forever. Kenneth Sean Carson.” He shot you with his impatient eyes. “Ring any bells?” You shook your head and so he turned his computer screen to you that displayed photos of the 60s doll, Ken. “That’s the full name of the Barbie Ken doll.”

You both looked over at Ken who made a fist and growled at the tablet screen that flashed red for loss of the round. “Where did you even find this guy?” Julius asked, making you sigh and rub your scalp in exhaustion. “It’s a long story.”

You argued back and forth about what to do with him, not realizing your overly strict boss halted before he passed Ken to interrogate him over his presence. Julius’ eyes redirected from your face to what was happening right behind you. His eyes slowly blew open wide as he went non-verbal, repeatedly smacking your arm to turn around. You turned to what Julius seemed terrified of to see Ken saying something to your boss with an exuberant smile, your boss looking angrily offended.

You felt the beat of your pulse skyrocket and your stomach plummet downwards. So you sprung yourself across the room to the scene. You approached the two opposite men with a nervous smile and before you could say anything your livid boss beat you to it. “Who is this?” He demanded, jabbing a thumb at Ken who rose to his feet, leaving the tablet on his chair.

“Uh, a friend.” You anxiously answered before shaking your head. “No, he's an acquaintance, actually.” Your boss aimed a judgemental look toward Ken before shooting it towards you, it converting to something of displeasure. “If we don’t have a ‘bring your kids to work day’ what makes you think we’d have a ‘bring your inamorato to work day’?”

You glanced over to Ken, nearly strangling him over noticing he unbuttoned all his buttons again. You flushed before your face color dropped to a pale tone, pupils threatening to shrink at what your boss was assuming. You were inwardly very offended that he even took you as that kind of person despite years working with him and earning your respectable, no-nonsense reputation. “No, no, sir. You have it all wrong. He’s just-”

“This is massively unprofessional and insensitive.” Your boss exclaimed, his ears turning red from his offended anger and his voice hardening. “Our clients judge our presentation and our work environment when they walk in this building. Do you need to read the dress code documents again to reinstall it into your brain that we require closed shirts and closed shoes. We are a respected company, not a beach blowout.” He harshly lectured as you internally punched yourself for giving Ken sandals.

Your boss flickered his attention to his expensive watch. “And you were over an hour late today, without notice. That is entirely unacceptable and I almost cannot believe you, of all my employees, displayed such disrespect to your job.” He looked at you as if he didn’t know you anymore, though you would admit that you were acting out of character due to the restraint of the crazy stranger you were temporarily looking after.

Ken watched you and your boss back and forth with a look of puzzle on his plastic face. He noticed how, despite it being entirely vague and almost unnoticeable, you shrunk away under the harsh words of the suited man who wore the nastiest scowl he’s ever seen. He didn’t like it. Although he had mentally labeled you as unfun and too serious, not even you were as stuck up and unpleasant as this man. He’s seen your frown sink many times because of him, but now Ken watched your frown sink in a way that he has never seen.

“Why are you letting this guy talk to you this way?” He asked aloud to you with his sadly dazed blue eyes still on your face. He switched his gaze to your boss, his eyes toughening in the smallest change yet still deeply confused. “And why are you talking to her that way? You’re being mean to her.”

Your eyes widened, deep down you were touched he spoke up for you but the horror that he directed that straight to your boss’ face overcame it. “Ken, not now.” You sternly growled at him, eyes still wide while you noticed your superiors' features convert even more to offended outrage.

Your boss squared his shoulders at the slightly taller Ken, his stare harsh and scary. “Let me give you a wake-up call, pretty boy.” Ken’s composure cowered as he slightly stumbled back from the furious glare. “This isn’t the grade-school playground, this is adult life where you have to live up to your roles and liabilities. So you either grow up with the rest of us or GO HOME!”

Your boss’ lecture that ended with the booming words sent Ken hurriedly hiding behind you, his hands on your shoulders and head ducking under yours. The business man’s eyes now fell on you. “And you. I don’t know what’s going on with you today. You are my most level headed, reliable, and austere employee. But get yourself together. Go home, (Y/n).”

“Sir, I have a lot of work I need to get done.” You asserted back. “Get it done at your house. If you’re not going to come on time, don’t come at all.” Your boss fired back at you. He glanced at the blond cowering behind you. “Now get this shameless man out of here.”

You nodded and fleetingly apologized before grabbing Ken by the arm and pulling him with you back out the way you came. You were physically seething with your jaw clenched as you dragged the biggest problem in your entire life with you.

“What sort of awful place is this?” Ken squeaked, still a little fearful from your frightening boss. “Reality.” You barked back as you continued to tug him along in the direction of the parking garage down the block.

“Well, I think I prefer to be in Barbieland.” He said with a sense of fear in his voice. “I think I prefer that too.” You snapped all too quickly before you suddenly came to a stop, steadying your breath from your pulsating anger over how much Ken embarrassed you at work and in front of your boss.

You turned to face Ken, your face calming down but your voice still heated. “Look, I’ve been trying to do the right thing and yet I feel like I’m just getting severely punished for it. And I just…” you shrugged in exasperation, “I can't help you anymore, Ken. Okay?

Ken’s already dispirited expression tensed up. “What?” He asked with a downcasted ring to his deep voice. You dug through your purse to grab a handful of ten dollar bills, your gripped hands crinkling the cash as you shoved it into Ken’s unwillful grasp. “Here's some money. Take it and call your girlfriend. Have her pick you up in her pink car because honestly, I just can't handle this anymore. I can’t handle you anymore.”

Ken’s eyebrows raised into an upward curve, the corners of his mouth sinking down. “(Y/n)-” He tried. “Just go.” You interrupted, turning away from him and tightly crossing your arms.

Ken sucked his attempt of persuasion back down his throat, his frown pouting as he observed the complexity of the expression on your face. He had never seen that kind of face before, at least never in Barbieland, and he didn’t like that he was the cause of it. He began to feel a foreign squeezing sensation within his gut, he didn’t like it, it made his throat feel swollen and heavy.

“I’m… I’m sorry. For…” he was struggling to find the words to express what his insides were feeling like, “for everything.” You still hadn’t turned back to him, keeping your eyes hard on the pavement. “You helped me when I was at my lowest and I’ll never forget that. Even though you’re not the most friendly person, you’re a very good person. And even if you don’t see me like one, I consider you my friend.”

You slowly returned your growingly gloomy gaze to him, your frown loosening from its tightness. “I never meant or wanted to cause you any trouble, and I don’t want to anymore. So…” he inhaled to exhale a forced smile while giving you an understanding nod, “I’ll go.”

Your doleful iris’ scanned Ken from head to toe to head, like you were trying to memorize his appearance for the last time. How come you were boiling with fury just a minute ago but now you felt a mournful sink to your attitude.

“And I hope you have a perfect day.” Ken added, gifting you one last genuine smile before he turned to begin walking off. You stared at his image as he drifted away down the sidewalk, your view of him shrinking and yet you still couldn’t tear your eyes off him. You weren’t expecting him to say things like that, like at all. You were expecting him to throw a childish tantrum, not accept it and walk away right when you asked as well as not leaving off on good terms. He really did appreciate you and your help while you continuously thought of him in a negative light.

You felt… bad. Just plain guilty with the cold touch of regret creeping up your back; melancholy suffocating you. You kept telling yourself that this was for the best, at least for your benefit. You knew all too well that the world was a cruel place, but grownups had to toughen up and take it with a straight face. It’s what you had to do all your life and that’s what you were letting go of Ken to do.

Yet why did you feel like you were letting go of something you shouldn’t be?

#reader insert #ken carson x reader #ken x reader #ken carson #kenergy #ken #i'm just ken #ryan gosling x reader #ryan gosling #fluff #barbie 2023 #greta gerwig barbie #the barbie movie #barbie #barbie movie #greta gerwig #disney enchanted #enchanted movie #enchanted

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your-dark-angel · 10 months

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➳Decay of angels on the first date with you hcs➳

Pairing:Doa x reader

Description: Fyodor, Nikolai,Sigma and Bram's feelings, thoughts and plans on the first date

Warning:a few nicknames, mention of throwing up

Words:635

Fyodor Dostoevsky 🐀

Would take you on a date at the beach as he heard the most romantic thing is to see the sunset

He'd give you flowers and a teddy bear like Nikolai suggested(he saw it in movies)

He asked you on a date to use you for something

Brags about the first date to Dazai in prison telling him he can ask someone on a date and have success,not like Dazai did with the waitress

He will not know what to say since he will think he is much smarter than you and you cannot have a smart conversation with him

He will slowly give you a chance to talk more and see how smart you are,but that would be near the end of the date

Before the date Fyodor would read a few books about dating to prepare

He will try to be a gentleman if he's desperate enough for the things he wants to use you for

Would actually feel nice talking to you but he will end up ignoring the feeling prioritizing the mission

Ends up talking about books and psychology tricks to manipulate people on the date

Will make sure you get home safe

Nikolai Gogol🃏

Takes you on a date at an amusement park

Takes you to every haunted house

Ends up laughing and smiling when actors and puppets are trying to scare him

Loves adrenaline so he takes you to the biggest rollercoaster he can find

By the end of the ride Nikolai threw up or almost threw up

Still wants to take you to more fun places,but he ends up giving you a break because you requested one

He buys all kinds of sweets and snacks for you two(like cotton candy,popcorn)

Laughs about other people throwing up with you

You kissed him on the cheek and he started jumping and screaming out of happiness

The moment you show him a little bit of affection he will ask for kisses and hugs every 2 minutes

When it's time to go home,he will cry because he knows he will already miss you

He will genuinely thank you for this nights

He will follow you home

Sigma 🩷

Took him months to ask you on this date

He buys you the biggest plushie you've ever seen

You two are in the park eating a few sandwiches and drinking tea or orange juice

The date was scheduled in the morning since it's quiet(Sigma does want to deal with other people's interruptions)

He only talks about you and asks things about you

He avoids him since he's mostly interested in you

He is also too shy to talk to most so he let's you talk

Your voice is like a lullaby to his ears

He asks you if you want anything else to eat hoping he grabbed something you like

Lays down,on grass holding your hand looking at the sky

Admires the nature as he gives you small looks as well

He takes you on a walk too

Bram Stoker 🩸

Would take you to a fancy restaurant

He would come pick you up by himself

The first thing he will do when he sees you would be kissing your hand gently

Calls you 'princess' and 'my lady'

He compliments you every 5 minutes

He gives you a big bouquet of roses

Ends the date by thanking you for accepting a date with him

Holds your hand until you get to the restaurant

Pays for you

Takes you to his house to cuddle and listen to some classical music to relax

#bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bungo stray dogs #anime #bungo stray dogs manga #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai x chuuya #dazai x fyodor #dazai x reader #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor x reader #bungo stray dogs nikolai #nikolai x reader #nikolai x fyodor #sigma bsd

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billa-billa007 · 8 months

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Stay Galveston*Beaches || Stay Galveston

Galveston Beaches offer a stunning coastal retreat on Galveston Island, Texas. With miles of sandy shores and sparkling Gulf of Mexico waters, these beaches are a haven for sun-seekers, nature enthusiasts, and water sports enthusiasts alike. Whether you're looking to bask in the sun, take a refreshing swim, go fishing, or simply enjoy a leisurely walk along the shoreline, Galveston Beaches provide a picturesque backdrop for outdoor activities and relaxation.

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il0veaphr0dite · 1 month

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ROSES & RINGS

(pictures are not mine credits to the owners)

A/N: I think this is my best written one so far, im very proud of it! I was so close to putting newts name in here but then i remembered 😞. I hope you enjoy and remember my requests are always open!

Warnings: Just fluff and Minho being a sweet boyfriend (not rlly a warning but who cares)

Word count: 1035

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It had been about 8 months since you and the others arrived at the Safe Haven. When the group arrived they all had a tough time adjusting to a new routine, including you. It was hard for everyone to forget about everything and start over from scratch.

In addition to that, Newt’s death was very miserable. His death affected Thomas and Minho the most, they were the trio that helped you and the rest of the gladers escape the maze, and WICKED.

When the group first arrived you all quickly got to work on building huts. Unlike the glade, the island has fewer jobs. The most popular being Builders Doctors, Gardners.

You chose to work in the gardens mostly because you like to be hands-on, working outside is also a bonus since you didn't want to be stuck inside for hours.

On the other hand, Minho works as a builder. You don't really know why but it's not like there's a job as a runner.

The sun was beginning to set when you made your way back to you and Minho’s hut when you were stopped by Brenda. She was walking towards you with a smile on her face.

“Minho said to meet him at the beach,” She spoke before quickly running away.

You stand there confused but you dismiss the behavior.

You headed to the hut first to get cleaned up before you went to the beach.

You walked to the beach not knowing what to expect, but now that you had time to look back on the day you noticed that Brenda wasn't the only one acting weird.

Sonya, who worked with you in the gardens, had been smiling at you a lot and kept asking you what you were doing today.

Now that you noticed all the weird behavior, one question was now in your head.

What do they know that they're not telling you?

That question led you to think about Minho.

Why does he want you to meet him at the beach?

You two would typically meet in your hut and talk about your day before dozing off to sleep but today was different.

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You finally made it to the beach, shoving your thoughts to the back of your head.

Your eyes had been trained on your feet while you were deep in thought but when you finally looked up, you saw a blanket on the sand with two plates of food and two glasses full of what you assumed was juice.

Next to the blanket was Minho.

His hair was done nicely and he was dressed neatly in black pants and a clean white shirt, holding a bouquet of roses, your favorite.

You were amazed, stunned.

You then realize you hadn't said anything since you saw him, you walk towards him wrapping your arms around his neck.

His arms instantly wrap around your waist. You take a moment to admire everything he'd done for you.

You pulled away reluctantly.

“What is all this?”

“I thought we could have a little date to get our minds off things,” he spoke, handing the flowers to you followed by a kiss on the cheek.

He led you to the blanket, a few steps away from him. He sits down, holding his hand out for you.

You take it, sitting down next to him on the blanket.

“I wasn't expecting this..” you said, setting down the flowers.

“That’s because I made sure you didn't find out.”

“I was actually suspicious of Sonya and Brenda.”

He looked at you waiting for you to continue.

“They were acting weird, Sonya kept smiling at me and asking me what I was doing today.” you laughed.

“I only told them so they could help me plan this,” he said, shaking his head with a smile on his face.

“I guess even someone as amazing as you would need

help sometimes”

“I do need help on rare occasions such as this one”

You laugh nodding your head, you feel eyes on you.

You raised your head to look at Minho but he already staring at you, smiling.

“You’re beautiful,” he said.

You turned away, feeling your cheeks heat up.

Of those 8 months you were here you and Minho had dated for 7 of those months. You could easily said those were the best 7 months of your life.

Minho was the sweetest boyfriend you could ever ask for. Throughout the day he would occasionally come to the gardens to check on you.

He's very touchy (which you love), he always gives you hugs and kisses and well the point is he's an amazing boyfriend.

Minho convinces you to take your shoes off and go into the edge of the water.

“Minho stop!” you said between laughter. He wouldn't stop splashing you with water.

You made a joke and now you regret it as you are being sprayed with water.

After a while, you were starting to get tired.

“I'm going to sit down for a second,” you said walking to the blanket.

“Hold on, you have something in your hair,” he said, stopping you.

“What? Where?” you go to touch your hair but Minho stops you.

He walks up to you “I got it,” he says.

You wait for him to take it out but you don't feel anything.

“Did you get it?”

No response.

“Minho?”

No response.

You turn around to see Minho on one knee holding up a ring.

You were speechless.

“Y/N, From the moment I asked you out to right now I have grown more in love with you each moment of every day. You're the most beautiful woman in the world and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and with that, I want to ask you one question.”

Tears threaten to leave your eyes

“Y/N, Will you marry me?”

You begin nodding your head rapidly.

“Yes!” you finally let out.

You put your hand out as he puts the ring on your finger.

As soon as he stands up you tackle him into a hug.

“I love you so much,” he whispers into your ear.

“I love you too,” you say, kissing his cheek.

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#maze runner #mazeposting #minho headcanons #minho maze runner #minho x reader #minho x you #the maze runner #minho #minho imagines #tmr minho #boyfriend #proposing #engagement ring #beach #picnic #the scorch trials #safe haven #death cure

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sovietpostcards · 10 months

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How was your holiday?

Thank you for asking! Forgive me, but I'm going to answer in great detail. :'D

First I spent 10 days on the coast of Aegean Sea in Turkey and it was great! Turkey is beautiful and there's a lot to explore. I visited the site of the Halicarnassus Mausoleum (which is considered one of the Seven Wonders), the Bodrum Castle, the Museum of Underwater Archeology. Spent quite some time on the beach (lots of fresh orange juice consumed, two books finished) and swam until my lips turned blue. Went on foot to nearby bays/towns just because it's fun to walk. Dined by the sea.

We only had wifi in the hotel lobby (which was 4 flights of stairs down from our cottage), and it was ultimately a good thing to stay off the phone.

And then I spent about a week in Moscow where I saw family and friends, many of whom were visiting the city and it was great luck to coincide like that. I went to the Book Museum in the Russian State Library, Architecture Museum (awesome exhibition on Falсonnier!) and the Apothecary Garden and their greenhouses and rose exhibition. We also explored VDNKh (so many roses!), ate draniki in the Belarus Pavillion and had a dessert of walnut pastries and apricot juice in the Armenia Pavillion. I wanted to go to the 100 Years of Soviet Animation exhibition but unfortunately it was closed that day. I also saw Don't Be Afraid, I'm With You with a group of friends, it's a big musical based on songs of Secret, a Russian band I love very much, and it was absolutely magnificent.

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kiki 😔😔 can you give something with itto and something summer-themed??? i'm fighting for my life right now trying to find something with him and I donnnn't know, some type of fucking at the beach? or he seeing his s/o licking some ice cream and getting turned on

mhm, nonnie, don't worry ! i got your back <3<3

୧ : warnings: food being mentioned, hints of breeding!kink, fem!reader.

itto likes summer! but he likes it better when there is a pool or sea nearby — which unfortunately was not the case this time: it was sunny, very hot, he was feeling like he was about to melt, and the only thing he could use to keep the heat off a little was a fan and some popsicles and ice cream that were already running out as you and he ate. in fact, it seemed that the ice cream itself was melting as much as the two of you.

at first, itto would be so busy trying to cool down that he wouldn't even pay attention to the way you were panting with a bit of sweat pouring from your forehead and going beyond the neckline of your tank top.

your tits going up and down trying to draw in more air, your mouth around the ice cream either sucking or licking it and it would be a lie if itto hadn't imagined that it was his cock there, between your lips that were still cold from the candy.

it was impossible to control his dick showing signs of life, even though itto tried to pull his shirt down to cover it. it would be humiliating to let you realize that even on a hot day he couldn't stop thinking only about you, about your body, about what he could do with your body.

"What's wrong?" you asked, opening another popsicle, and your boyfriend swallowed dryly and denied it with his head, a silent answer; one of your eyebrows rose and you spoke again, "Feeling ill from the heat? Wanna go to the doctor?"

itto tried to pull himself up off the floor in front of the fan and you pulled him down again.

in the middle of it all, he unintentionally threw himself off balance and fell back into a sitting position, his hands slipping out of his shirt and his boner being exposed beneath his shorts for anyone to see. your eyes went from his flushed face to his cock and back again, a few short times, and Itto immediately tried to change the subject.

"Aren't you hungry anymore? We still have some popsicles saved and—"

"I don't think you're hungry for popsicles or ice cream, Itto," you replied rattling the popsicle before placing it between your lips to suck it calmly and letting out a chuckle at seeing him frustrated.

"Don't fuckin' do it if you aren't going to help me," he grunted taking a hand between his legs and squeezing his own boner.

"You can use your own hands, can't you?" you asked ready to get up and go throw the rest of the popsicle away.

immediately, Itto grabbed your ankle and pulled you down again, you fell to lying down and he promptly took his place on top of your smaller body. his hands assaulting your tits, thighs, shoulders, waist, he wanted to feel everything, even though the heat was overwhelming, horrible.

the cold ground below the two of you was making the situation a little better, a little more refreshing, at least.

"The real thing is way better than my hands, don't you know?", Itto asked before pushing the fan away with his foot and spreading your legs to take the short shorts off quickly and gain access to the part of your body he wanted most.

you weren't exactly opposed to the situation, but you'd definitely make him shower you later, so Itto was able to smoothly free you from your clothes and free his cock as well.

it was already leaking like it"d been jerked off before you even started sucking that popsicle, the veins pumping blood around it indicated how desperate for a wet, tight hole it was, the swollen, pinkish tip didn't leave much doubt either, and your mouth salivated for the first time in the day; it wasn't because of ice cream or popsicle or juice.

"Don't worry, 'kay? I'm gonna—," he tried to warn you before sliding inside, but your legs went around his waist, pulled his uncaringly body forward and in a matter of seconds his dick was inch by inch entering your wet pussy, "Fuck! 's-so—fuck! I needed it, needed it so bad, love your tight pussy so much"

unconsciously his hips began to bump against yours, the sound of skin reverberating through the room, the wet noises mingling with your moans and his gasping grunts.

itto pulled his shirt up and tucked it between his teeth, he wanted to see himself going in and out of your tiny hole. every time his eyes admired you trying to adjust to his girth, the result was his veins throbbing even more against your walls.

"I-I'm gonna, inside, finish it inside and— fuck, and make no mess," Itto grunted continuing to thrust himself inside you as you began to use the popsicle to try to muffle your moans.

— genshin masterlist.

#genshin smut #itto smut #itto arataki smut #genshin impact smut #itto x reader #genshin itto #itto x fem!reader #genshin x female reader #itto drabble #genshin drabble #genshin x reader smut #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #tw.food #tw.breeding kink

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Watermelon Sugar (Christen Press x reader)

A/N: I feel like it has been a while since I have posted for USWNT and yes I still consider CP apart of this, Vlatko is just stupid!

Im not sure if this can be classed as a sequel but it is set in the same universe as Dropping Hints

Based on this request

Christen gathers the whole team in the large conference room.

“What are we doing here?” Rose asks her.

Christen says something inaudible as she and Tobin tries to connect her laptop to the big screen and to the speakers that they have placed around the room, in attempt to create a surround sound system.

Taking a look at her phone she sees that it is almost time and begins stressing out.

“Chris, how about you tell us what this surprise is and then we might be able to help you?” Becky suggests.

“It’s Y/N’s last show of her European tour tonight” Christen tells her.

“We know, she is in Paris right?” Kelley ask and Christen hums in agreement “Still doesn’t explain why you gathered us here”

“Right, yeah. Y/N is recording this show for a documentary she is doing and she has worked with the films producer to get us a link so that we can watch it, well we will if I get get this stupid thing to work” Christen says as she starts to rive the lead into the computer “She is due to go on in 5 minutes and we have been trying to set this up for the past hour”

The team helps the forward just in time to see you walk onto the stage.

You are a few songs in and the team is loving being able to watch you perform. They have moved the tables and chairs so that they have enough room to dance around, so much so that it is like they are there with you in the French capital.

Your band begins to play the intro to your latest single, Watermelon Sugar. A song that has quickly become a fan favourite especially amongst the USWNT.

The camera pans to you as you read some signs that a few fans have brought.

“Tell us the truth about WS” you say as you read a sign out loud.

A huge smirk comes across your face as you remember writing this song. You and Christen were on vacation in the Dominican Republic. It was just the two of you, it was her off season and your last few weeks before you had to start working on your new album.

You were both on your private beach watching the sun set. The way Christen looked that night made you fall in love with her all over again. Her hair was natural, her skin beautifully sun-kissed, she was the picture of perfection. As the night went on you struggled to keep your hands to yourself which led to you showing Christen just how much you adored her. The way she moaned your name as she reached her climax was like music to your ears.

“Do I really need to explain it to you?” You begin to tease your fans, they scream in response letting you know that they really wanted to know.

“Well I wrote it when I was in the DR with my girlfriend, Christen Press. Some of you might of heard of her?” You say, once again causing your fans to scream at the top of your lungs.

Christen blushes at the mention of her name. The two of you made things official just before you left for tour and your fans have been nothing but supportive.

“A Y/N Y/L/N song a pressy, why am I not surprised?” Pinoe says as she bumps shoulders with the forward in question.

“Do you know what it is about?” Mal asks her team mom.

Christen simply shakes her head “Can’t say I have ever thought about it long enough”.

Her attention goes back to the screen as you continue to talk to your fans.

“There was this one night” you smirk at the memory, a look which christen recognises straight away but is still at a loss.

“I guess you could say the song is about the the sweet moments of life, the very very sweet moments” you lick your lips as you remember the taste of Christen’s juices.

You walk to the other side of the stage as the song begins ‘Tastes like strawberries’ you sing, ‘on summer evening’ the fans sing back to you.

Christen’s eyes go wide as she realises what you were hinting at.

And it sounds just like a song

I want more berries and that summer feeling

It’s so wonderful and warm

“It’s also about the female orgasm but we don’t really have to focus on that right now” you blurt out, laughing to yourself as you make your confession.

You carry on singing the song like you haven’t just told the world that your number 1 single is about your giving your girlfriend an orgasm.

Christen’s eyes go wide, her cheeks flush red with embarrassment.

“So Chris I take it singing isn’t the only good things she can do with her mouth?” Sonnet says making the rest of the girls laugh.

“We know that she can make tens of thousands of people scream when she sings, I wonder what she can do when her focus is only on one person” Kelley continues the teasing.

“Really Kel? You think about what Y/N does to Christen when they are alone?” Alex questions her best friend’s choice of words.

“No, no! I don’t mean it like that” the defender tries to take back what she said.

“You have no idea what Y/N can do with her tongue” Christen says as she begins to think about the moments the two of you have shared.

“Christen Press!” Tobin jokingly scolds her best friend.

During the second chorus you let the fans sing.

“Sorry Chris” you say into the camera fully aware that she is watching the show.

The team dance around as you continue your show. Over an hour later and you take your final bow.

“You guys have been incredible!” You say as you make your way back to where your band is “I have enjoyed every moment on this stage tonight but it is time for me to go home, it is been a while since I have seen my love. Thank you Paris, until next time” and with that you walk off the stage.

When you are no longer in view the concert feed ends, the screen in the conference room going black.

“Y/N is coming here?” Sam asks trying to keep her inner fan girl under control. You have seen the team several times since that night of your show at the forum but some of the girls still struggle to believe that you call them your friends.

“She will be here for the game in a couple of days. She has tomorrow off she is going to spend the day in Paris then fly here tomorrow night” Chris tells her team mates.

What Christen wasn’t aware of is that you plan to surprise her. You go straight to the airport from the arena and in just 7 hours you would be landing in Connecticut.

It is 11pm when you arrive at the hotel where the team is staying. You text Tobin asking what room Christen is in. She replies saying room 437 but that they are in Lynsey and Rose’s room watching a movie.

You knock on the door.

Everyone looks around the room, trying to figure out if anyone is missing. Who else could be on the other side of the door.

“Not it” “Not me” “I’m not moving” are a few things you can hear being said.

“Chris you get the door, you are closest” Tobin says knowing full well what is about to happen.

“Fine” Christen groans.

She screams as she opens the door causing the other players to panic.

Christen jumps into your arms, wrapping hers around your neck and her legs around your waist.

“I thought you were going to stay in Paris another day”

“And stay away from you any longer than I have to, I could never”

You kiss her gently, just long enough to feel her breathe of your lips. The connection that you craved so dearly coming to an end as her team mates curiosity gets the best of them.

“Who’s at the” Alex begins to say as she gets off the bed, soon sitting back down as you walk into the room.

“Hey rockstar” Tobin says casually.

“Hey Tobs, thanks for your help” you tell her.

The team pauses the movie when they realise that asking you about your tour is way more interesting.

“We watched your show tonight” Rose tells you.

Here we go, you think to yourself

“I know. Did you like it?” You ask her.

Everyone tells you how good of a job you did considering it was your last show of the tour.

When you look at Kelley and Sonnet you know what they want to say. You raise your eyebrows, as if daring them to mention it.

“Any part you liked in particular?” You asked the pair of defenders.

You squirm a little when you feel Christen pinch your waist. You look down at your girlfriend, who is cuddled in your side.

“I liked the part when you told the world that your wrote a song about Christen’s orgasms” Sonnett tells you.

You burst into laughter as her bluntness whilst Chris buries head in the crook of your neck in order to avoid her team mates stares.

“Oh c’mon Chris, no need to get shy on us now. Earlier on you were about to tell us what Y/N can do with her tongue until Tobin stopped you”

You feel you girlfriends cheeks heat up at the teasing, you on the other hand remain calm. You knew when you told the world about the true meaning of your song that this would happen. The USWNT are nothing compared to your fans so this was a walk in the park.

“You’re not even a little bit embarrassed?” Kelley says, trying to get a reaction out of you.

“Nope” you say confidently “Are you? It was only last week that you sent me a video of you and some of the spirit girls singing Watermelon Sugar at the top of your lungs after your win”

“So?” The defenders brows furrow in confusion.

“Think about it” you pause, when you look at Kelley you can practically see the cogs turning in her head “you sent a me a video of you singing about how I pleasure one of your best friends. About how much I want her belly” you say putting air quotations around the last word “and about how I don't know if I could ever go without her, how did I word it earlier, oh yeah, sweetness”

You watch as Kelley and Sonnet melt into their seats, their faces going red as they realise what they did.

“Ok. Ok” Christen stands up, taking your hand pulling your off the bed “that’s enough for one night. We are going to bed” she pulls you towards the door.

“Good because ever since I left the stage tonight I have had a strange craving for watermelon” you say causing the rest of the room to break into hysterics.

#uswnt x reader #uswnt one shot #uswnt imagine #woso one shot #woso x reader #woso imagine #christen press x reader #christen press one shot #christen press imagine

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Rough Day

Riddle Rosehearts x Reader Drabble

I saw @love-thanatopsis was craving Rosehearts content and I wanted to joke around and say do not tempt me and then mid joke rant I got an idea so now were here. Anyways, have fun with Riddle! -Glitchtricks Word count: 1.2k

Riddle was good with planning, one could even say it's his hobby! With you, there were no exceptions; he had many things planned out, his mind practically rivaling Azul Ashengrotto's when he really cranked up the juice on his intentions, that is, until he actually approached you. When he came near you, the sun practically vanished in his poor, anxiety ridden mind and he was reduced into a stuttering mess compared to the smooth conversation self he had built; oh, the frustrations he felt being around you, such a precious rose! Nevertheless, he still steeled his nerves and asked you out.

That was two months ago. Now, here you were, wondering where the fuck your boyfriend and small racoon/cat monster that perpetually reeked of smelly canned tuna were. Attempting to call Riddle yielded nothing, all texts were left on read, a faux pas that felt like a knife in your poor, squishy heart, and for some reason, Ace, Deuce, Trey and Cater were keeping you occupied with whatever they hell they could think of! Deuce decided to play mysterious bad-boy with you and drag you away with Epel on a magical wheel, making an impromptu trip to the beach, where your dumbasses, as you lovingly called them, then proceeded to wrestle in the sand until Cater showed up. First thing that your darling upperclassman did? Drag you to stand by the sparkling waters of the sea and snap so many selfies, the meaning of the word "selfie" was lost to you in a haze of hashtags, reshoots and far too much slang for your little brain to fully grasp; you wanted to strangle all three of them in that moment. Unfortunately, you lacked both the strength and arm count needed to do so. Seriously, Deuce is stronger than he looks, same with Epel, the little shits...

After finally getting dragged back to campus to get lunch by Cater, you attempted to locate Riddle and Grim again, however, no dice, and only Hearts and Clubs greeted you... Ace and Trey were the ones to bug ya this time, Ace being a jackass and cracking you up with jokes that'd make Riddle turn red from anger/embarrassment and Trey insisting you try some fun looking cake pops he made earlier and point out how he could improve. This is the time where it must be pointed out you know nothing about baking, and everyone that's ever tasted Trey's treats is jealous as all hell. You gave a mint cake pop to Ace. "You need a breath mint and this is the closest I got." You said, Ace gasping dramatically. "Rude!" He unceremoniously chomped down on his treat.

Evening has now fallen.... And you hate everything with every piece of your soul. You had no contact with your boyfriend, the little fuck just straight up ghosting you, your friends were running you ragged more than usual, and you still had no idea where Grim was so you were really fucking scared for him. Yes, the cat bastard was a pain in your side, but he was your pain and you loved him! A saddened sigh left your lips as you finally trudged back to Ramshackle, ready to cry into a pillow over your literal everything aching and hope all of this was some sort of bad dream. Imagine your surprise when you saw all the lights off inside your dorm and the sound of...is that violin music? Raising a brow, you ran to your dorm, throwing open the door and flicking on the nearest light, your eyes widening as you finally laid eyes on your dearest Riddle Rosehearts; dressed up in his dorm uniform with Grim dressed in a bowtie and...a little waiter suit(?) , with a beautifully intricate candle light dinner. Oh, and Ace and Deuce were in the background, somehow playing violins. You just blamed some of the ghosts, you know for damn sure your dumbass buddies can't play string instruments well.

"Hello, my rose." Riddle spoke, smiling softly at your shocked expression. Just as planned, your surprise melted into happiness as you rushed towards Riddle and kissed his petal soft lips, the Heartslabyul dorm head ignoring Ace's obnoxious faux gagging faces. "Was this where you were all day?" You asked softly when you pulled away, looking into those pretty slate grey orbs that practically glowed with adoration that no other would receive from him. "Yes, and my apologies for possibly worrying you." The redhead replied softly, brushing some hair out of your eyes. "I borrowed Grim and asked the others of my dorm to keep you occupied for the day whilst I prepared this. I hope you aren't too upset with me." "I was going to be, but this changes everything, you absolutely perfect man!" You cheered, making Riddle's cheeks ignite a soft red hue. Oh how he lavishes in your praises. "Excellent, as perfect as I planned it." "You and your plans. Shall we-" ScReeeEEEccccH!- Oh dear, sweet Seven, what did your dumbasses do?! Riddle instantly grew enraged. His perfectly romantic plan for the night that he was painstakingly patient for when setting up, all those calls he had to ignore, all the texts he had to hold back from replying to, everything reduced to ashes! "Uh...S-Sorry-" Deuce stammered, Grim sneaking up to the table and eating everything on the table while Riddle wasn't looking. You let out a shrill scream at the sight, Riddle whipping around and seeing the sight and letting out a yell, his magic pen in hand. "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" Riddle screamed, collaring Grim, much to his chagrin and then whipping around and collaring Ace and Deuce, Ace complaining and Deuce looking horrified. "Hey, it was an accident!" Ace protested. "What?! You were whispering to the ghosts that they sucked at playing!" Deuce replied. "Fgnyah! Get this thing off me! You can't do this to-" "Get out! All three of you, get out!" Riddle yelled angrily. "You have all ruined everything! GET OUT!" With that, your friends and cat/racoon monster bolted out of the building, leaving you with your now stressed boyfriend to comfort. Which you do, because you love him; he's your gremlin and you love him. "Riddle..." "What!" The redhead barked, looking at you with rage. Wordlessly, you cupped his cheek in your palm, the action making him relax slightly. "All I wanted was to see you today. How about we make some popcorn and munch on some candy together? I have a few movies we can watch while cuddling." You suggested, Riddle pausing before gaining a saddened expression. "I just...I wanted to do something nice for you, my rose..." "Oh Riddle, you do that just by going out with me." You replied sweetly, making Riddle melt inside. Oh how he loved you, you always knew how to make him feel good. "So, why don't we get those movies, get that candy, get that popcorn and kick back and relax, yeah?" "I...I suppose so..." Riddle quietly conceded, leaning into your palm and greedily accepting the kiss you planted on his lips. "Good. We both need this after today."

#riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle rosehearts #twisted wonderland x reader #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #ace trappola #cater diamond #deuce spade #trey clover #grim twst #established relationship #twst fanfic #twst drabble

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