#because holy shit. holy shit dude.

[idyllic-affections]

good morning. neuvillette with a dragon!child!reader who, once everything blows over in fontaine, goes to find furina and gives her the biggest hug. they've known her for a very long time. and many times, perhaps she almost, almost cracked to them... but her resolve stood strong every time, and she would backtrack with a laugh and some dramatic flair.

while they can't understand how badly she must have suffered, because they aren't human and their mind is not so fragile, they can at least imagine it. and they can't help but think that maybe she doesn't want to be alone right now; she's been alone for five hundred years. if she wants to be left alone... that's fine, and they know she'll tell them that, but at the very least, as one of her best friends (perhaps her very best one), should they not go check on her?

idk i'm going to play her story quest today probably so i will return with more thoughts!

[byler-alarmist]

WE'RE GETTING A FUNKO MIKE WITH THE PAINTING?!?!?!?!?!?

[zeb-z]

demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.

human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.

tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.

bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.

[mindstriker]

ok so I post excessively about the wizard now but like hey: thesis statement

i find it telling that despite being a former arch-mage, and despite the whole mystra ordeal, and everything, the main "good old days" memories that gale has to share with the player are all from the distant past- mostly revolving around his childhood or time as a student. you'd think a man with his kind of experience and practice would have more interesting, more recent stories to tell, right? surely an arch-mage does interesting shit?

but he doesn't, and he didn't, because his life entirely and utterly revolved around mystra. his work? finding that piece of karsite weave to return to her, for a multitude of reasons. the overwhelming desire to prove himself to her. the want to be her equal. everything and anything else that possessed him to pursue that book. his relationships? what relationships? his friendship with Tara, or his relationship to mystra herself? there wasn't anything else, he tells you as much- no friends, no lingering names asides from elminster (another one of mystra's chosen) and just vague "coworkers". as far as we know there was literally nothing going on in this motherfuckers life asides from mystra-related stuff for who knows how long.

so instead of impressive tales of long-lost tomes he discovered, projects of his own that he dedicated time to, anything else you'd expect from a fucking insaneo-wizard who can make life-sized interactive illusions at the drop of a hat: you get nothing but a gaping hole of "this is when the accident happened" and the glimmer of a few good memories long before that time. some of the only stories from his life he seems genuinely excited and happy to tell are those childhood ones- ridiculous tales about how he summoned Tara in the first place, set shit on fire as a child, or tried to burgle an important staff as a student. those younger memories are like all he has to rely on dawg. there's nothing else there. there is literally nothing there.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

[sunny-blue]

Barbie movie be like: you’ve seen and felt the pain that patriarchy will inflict on you,do you still choose this?you choose to be a woman,be yourself,endure this pain?do you choose girlhood,despite everything you will lose?and the answer is yes.

[venusin-aries]

If I have one more e/riel burner account come on my page, trying to say elucien isn’t compatible (but E/riel is????) and compare Lucien and Elain’s bond to borderline abusive bonds, I’m gonna start fucking biting people.

I’m sorry, but this shit has happened one too many times and the comparison is fucked up.

All the parallels throughout ALL of SJM’s series prove elucien is, in fact, the most compatible for each other. Maybe her most compatible couple she’s written yet imo and NOTHING is changing my mind about that.

[dzasta15]

Love Hal Jordan fanon making him out to be a bumbling idiot when canon he’s just severely adhd.

The “if you were in media how would the fandom misrepresent you” and it’s like yeah I’d get the hal jordan treatment. 100%

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

[dudeslut]

Hey, quick question: do you think you can vum from penetration only? Like, if I fuck your front hole with a vibrating strap, rut deep and fast into you, and hold your hands above your head so you can't touch yourself, just lay there and moan like a good slut as I fuck you, will you cum on my cock like a good boy? Or will you whine and beg in my ear to let you touch, just a little, moan and tell me how your cock needs attention so bad?

If I let you eat me out, suck my tdick and taste my precum, while I slowly finger your ass, stretching you out and gently playing with your prostate, will you cum for me? Or will your tdick stay hard and red, aching for just the slightest touch to release?

And if I slide my hand into your boxers, and fuck you in quick shallow thrusts as I bite and lick your neck, will you cum then and there in your underwear like the pathetic slut you are? Or will you rut agains my palm, trying to get just enough friction on your cock to reach your climax?

No wrong answers, sweetheart. I promise. Just want to know what to expect, so I can fuck you right.

-🪻

Damn fuck shit hhhhhh fuck god this. This uhhhh hoooo okay. This reading this force-restarted my brain and I may have made some rather uhhhh interesting noises 😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫

Well as much as I'd love to be able to, I am unable to cum from penetration alone so feel free to use that against me (which it seems like you are god damn 🥵). The added vibrating will get me close, but keep me riding the edge, desperate, and pliable. Just thinking about it is making me squirm; I'd take your cock so good, moaning as I feel you so fucking deep in me.

My moans turning into whines and whimpers as you neglect my tdick. I'd try bucking against you, anything to get some kind of friction. Short panted breaths punctuated by my whines as I revel in the feeling of you fucking me so good but being unable to cum. I wouldn't be able to hold back from begging. I'd beg for you. Touch me. Let me touch myself. Please! Is that what you want? For me to embarrass myself by begging for you. I'd do it. It aches so much and I need it.

Can't let all the drool pooling in my mouth go to waste, so of course I'd eagerly eat you out and suck you off. Anything to make you feel good. Would my tongue plunging in and out of your wet hole be enough? I'd moan from your taste. Maybe you'd be better convinced when I swipe my tongue up the shaft of your tdick before wrapping my lips around the head. I'd be moaning of course, because pleasing you with my mouth makes me so horny since I'm such a slut. Your fingers working my ass would just add to the symphony of rumbling moans escaping my mouth and shooting down your cock as I bob my head enthusiastically.

At this point every point of stimulation feels like fire. A controlled burn as you keep me on the edge, avoiding the one thing you know will undo me. By the time your mouth is attacking my neck while your hand fucks me, I'd be so far gone with desire. With need. Love feeling you suck marks into my skin in such a sensitive spot. It almost feels like you're trying to rip the noises directly from the source.

Cockdrunk and wanting. Maybe if I beg more, but all that seems to come out is incoherent garbles and swears as all my focus is aimed at release. At giving my cock just any attention at all. I'd resort to using my eyes which are hooded and blown wide in torturous ecstasy, to silently beg. I feel every twitch of need from my cock as if it were lightning through me. My hips stuttering with no rhythm, bucking, grinding. Please. Jack me off? Take me in your mouth? Just one finger stroking? Hell, just hold your hand out and I'll hump myself on it to completion. I'll do whatever it takes to be your good boy so you'll touch me or let me touch myself.

[deardarlingthings]

MC'SCUSE ME

ARE WE GETTING

CANNON FUCKING???

[dvrcos]

Kevin and Aaron would be the most judgmental duo/couple ever. Like they always got something to say about everything and everyone and that something is at least a 10 minute analysis on all of their thoughts that they only share with eachother, I’m talking the most elite shit talk.

They’re the type to have a 2 hour debrief after every single social event. They would purposely split up during an event to have more to talk about afterwards.

And don’t get me started on those twos resting bitch faces. It’s chronic and intense. The foxes would have multiple photos of them next to each other, with the most judgmental expressions, they’re not even trying to hide it. Like they’re both on the bench together during a game and press cameras pan over to them and catch their expressions in 4K. It’s so bad they ask Kevin why they were so mad during the post match press and he has to make some shit up on the spot to save their asses.

And you see Aaron has always had a resting bitch face, he’s never hid his judgement really. Kevin, however, is just as judgmental but keeps it from showing on his face. Until he starts spending more time with Aaron and his rbf rubs off on Kevin and now they both share matching bitch faces.

Best part is, their expressions are the only thing that gives it away that they’re being judgmental assholes. They don’t vocalize any of it unless it’s just the two of them so the Foxes never know what exactly they’re judging, they just see their expressions and the look they share when they both see something.

[nr1carambakinnieandfan]

Raimondi is deeply growing on me its not even funny anymore

He's so underrated bro I love him sm

He and Caramba are such cool character like their designs and their personalities are so fun and their duo is also what is so cool about them like they went from wanting to beat eachothers ass to becoming best friends in a span of idk 20 minutes?

[front-facing-pokemon]

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Barry is the speedforce?

Yeaaaaaaaah?

It's complicated.

He created it, he generates it, he is the avatar of the speedforce, the keystone of the speedforce, he canonically can't be separated from it, he feels pain when the speedforce does, there are ancient prophecies inferring that Barry is the speedforce, ect. One can't live or exist without the other and they are intrinsically linked.

I guess it just depends how much you want to read into the prophecies? You could look at like 'Barry and the Speedforce are soul bonded' or you could look at it like 'the speedforce and Barry are the same and Barry just doesn't know that'. Personally? I go with the latter.

Also this is not to be confused with the time Bart was the speedforce. Because that also happened. All the other speedsters got sucked into the speedforce and Bart ... sucked the speedforce into himself. He became the speedforce and the speedforce became him. So technically at that time Bart was Bart Allen, the Speedforce, Barry Allen, Wally West, Max Mercury and every other speedster at the same time. Twas weird and strange and Bart did not have a fun time with it.

So yeah, usually Barry is the speedforce but it's never explicitly written out, Bart was once but hated it, and Bart&Max are probably the only two speedsters who actually know/understand that.

[fully-caulked-wagon]

it's meee jooohhnn mulaneyyy