#big fail

[brainwavesechoes]

Boicottiamo.

Si.

Sostituiamo lo shampoo antiforfora. Di chi è?

Procter and Gamble.

Ok, via!

...

Preso lo shampoo?

Certo.

Di chi è?

Unilever.

...

- sipario -

[ygdrassilbuthot]

Actually, have you considered, my impulse control is great, I have horrifying intrusive thoughts all the time and I only act on the mild ones that I'm pretty sure won't hurt anyone, so Checkmate Liberal

In related news, local cryptid suffered second degree burns after trying to taste actively boiling caramel (it tasted like burning flesh and sugar). Cryptid is well on the way to recovery, though much chagrined

[dogungus-the-frail]

Me: "It'd be really tragic if someone accidentally died as the Failed Champion is falling and breaking the floor"

Me (with one mask left): proceeds to accidentally dash towards Failed Champion right as it's falling and breaking the floor, miserably dieing

[ladron-defrutas]

Also today I tried to sew myself a pair of little shorts and I did such a terrible job. I wasted materials but you know what, practice makes better. it was a lesson and I will try again 🥲

[emizerri]

Damn, one of my favourite uploaders unfollowed 🥲

[l3ss0ns1ndr0wn1ng]

✨We're Not Going To Talk About the Fact That I Accidentally Spelled "Thing" As "Thong" In One Of My Posts And Didn't Notice Until A Week Later✨

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.

[hinamie]

03/20

hbd itadori yuuji the mc of all time!!!!!!

[psychokatrixxxy]

Batfam AU

Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.

Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?

Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.

Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.

Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...

Nightwing: who-

He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.

Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?

Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.

[salamispots]

speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh

[egophiliac]

I loved your drawing(and I love your style in general) with Leia in your recent post! If/when you have time can we see more of her in your style? I get so happy whenever I actually see people mention/talk about her and she’s not just forgotten because we didn’t get to see much of her. 😭

thank you! 💙💙💙 Leia/Leah/Lea/whatever is fascinating to me. she is the ultimate unknown. what was she like? how involved (or even aware of any details of the invasion) was she? Silver's basically a physical carbon copy of his biodad, so what did he get from her? like, I understand why the two of them kind of have to stay as these super vague and mysterious figures -- the whole point of them is that their story ended 400+ years ago and they're not really relevant anymore (and. well. the more that gets explained about them, the less that can just kinda be handwaved as "oh the politics were Very Messy") (we can sit here and theorize all day but let us acknowledge that, ultimately, canon gave us almost nothing about them post-Meleanor and we'd just be making things up). I do still wonder about her though! RIP Lea, we never knew you and we probably never will.

actually you know what, as long as we're here, I think I WILL go ahead and just make some stuff up about what Silver might've inherited from her instead.

[crunchchute]

duude

[crowshaped]

mikaelsen sisters 🦌

[wheatormeat]

I started this around September 2023 anticipating to finish it for dunmeshi's finale! But things got hectic! Here is the finished product to celebrate anime airing day; 2024 is truly the year of dunmeshi!

[inkpotsprite]

This is so funny without context.