#bird brained

[bigmeatpete69420]

You know they used to say bird brianed at me like some sort of insult but fuck it I'm proud of it now

Hell yea I see that lil shiny piece of trash on the ground and of course I'm gonna pick it up, ideally it's a piece of metal I can wash and put in my mouth but even if it is trash I am happy to throw it away!

I also look out for my other like minded fine feathered fellows

[desperrados]

A lil redraw since I couldn't sleep last night ^^ The anime shipping troupes have a death grip on me. This is a redraw btw comparison under the cut

[untitledgoosegay]

as funny as it is to say, "there's no such thing as a fish" is not actually true

"science doesn't know what a fish is" is really not true

"fish" is not a monophyletic category. there is no common ancestor of everything that we call a "fish," and none of the things that we don't

"fish" is a paraphyletic category -- and a useful one! marine biologists use it! "fish" describes a general body plan and lifestyle. it is useful to be able to talk about coelacanths and tuna in a shared category, though coelacanths are more closely related to us than to tuna.

where this bugs me is the repetition of the idea that "scientists" are hidebound and uncreative, unable to comprehend anything that doesn't conform to a specific idea of categorization -- when this is fundamentally untrue! we know perfectly well what a "fish" is. the fact that it's a paraphyletic group is only confounding to pop science, as a funny factoid, not to anyone who actually understands what a paraphyletic group is.

[o4i0n]

came across a tiktok where the bride surprises the groom with her ‘spicy’ photos throughout their wedding day and all i can think of is pulling a stunt like that with nanami .. the embarrassingly bright flush that appears in red splotches below his neck that creeps up his ears; the way he blinks at the polaroids you discreetly slip into his clammy hand before he looks at you, then away again as he clears his throat to dismiss his reaction; the flustered smile that quirks up at the corner of his lips as he chuckles because the timing could not be any more perfect (for you, at least. it isn’t for him but he’d let it slide).

the pictures aren’t too explicit—god knows you’ve been more brazen in the past with your now-husband. they’re sensual, tasteful, and you know that they’re just right when kento tries to pull you away to somewhere secluded during the busy moments in between your reception since he told you that your guests can wait a few minutes. you tell him no, not yet, but not without handing him another polaroid.

even if he kind of expected it, he can never truly prepare himself when he flits his eyes down. you’re donned in lingerie that hugs your body in all the right places, and best of all, the set you’re wearing shares the same shade of blue as his signature dress shirt.

he can’t wait for the formalities to end.

[pimsri]

“Resurrection”

[zombroach]

“Perfect isn’t easy…but it’s me!”

Inspired by medimedes from quazie’s lil pootis series.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[todaysbird]

[obsob]

hmm anyway. holds u in my arms

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[archiarthur]

AYEEEEEEE WHAT'S UUUUUP

IT'S MEEEEEEEE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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[salamispots]

haven't been to the aquarium in of the pacific in years so it was really nice

[letsventstuff]

Tumblr is such a wonderful zone. I can talk about the most intrusive thoughts, while nobody even cares. They simply reblog it and silently relate to it. Ily fellow sufferer.

[cinnamon-flame]

Piou piou!

[abandonedart]

bonus (my first draft before i made the comic)

gregory edgeworth can't find a babysitter in time so the judge becomes part time papa

miles will resent this man in the future for his brain is Small (he's my fave guy)

gregory looking ancient at like 27 is soooo funny