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When Eddie comes out as gay the funniest thing Buck can do is set him up on a blind date with Josh only for Buck to learn too late that Josh and Eddie don't like each other.
#911 on abc#9-1-1 on abc#911 abc#evan 'buck' buckley#eddie diaz#josh russo#gay eddie diaz#bi buck#they don't hate each other but they also don't get along they're oil and water#they're also adults and know how to exist in the same space without acting childish#i think it'd be funny buck being proud setting them up and telling maddie and chimney only for them to tell buck they don't like each other#only it's too late and eddie and josh arrive at the restaurant to see that buck set them up with each other#and despite not liking each other they stay because they rag on buck for setting them up because they're the only 2 gay guys he knows#3 eddie corrects josh but buck cant set either of us up with his bf#and i also think josh clocks Eddie’s feelings for buck but promises to keep them to himself#and they leave the dinner not closer but with a newfound respect for each other#plus i think it'd be a good way of tackling how not every gay person has to like each other#and also how to be an adult around people you don't like#neither will let buck live this down and also have a weird understanding where if they're in the same room at least they can#bitch and gossip with each other
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MMM YEAH.
many interesting questions right here!
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#screencap#s04e13 “No More Mr. Nice Guy”#of course wilson would drink martinis i should've known#mental image of house going back to bonnie gossiping and pressing her for more details about wilsons sex life#they're like friends who low-key hate each other but do have the connection and good time#(wilson dates bad bitches only)#“one or more” yeah leave that room for doubt keep him on his toes#also house planting the idea that wilson is the one who doesn't want to have sex w amber#okay. you evil bisexual. i see you#long post#longpost
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The only idea for a Slay the Princess fic that I have so far is a crack fic where the first Princess - say, the Stranger - arrives in the Long Quiet and has to ask the Shifting Mound to at least give her something to do to pass the time while she waits for the Hero to show up. The Shifting Mound ends up manifesting a few packs of poker cards in neat little cellophane and a rulebook and tells her to get comfortable.
Cue the Stranger playing all sorts of card games with the other Princesses as they come into the Long Quiet one by one.
#it's as crack as it sounds#i actually kind of want to write this#just to showcase how each of the princesses react to one-upping each other in. like. blackjack or gin rummy#and discussing random topics to pass the time#and gossip about the hero#and even bitch about the narrator#armi's wips#fanfiction#mywriting#slay the princess
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ultimate staig dynamic is stan opening his mouth and craig immediately going
#they’re so enemies to lovers coded…#makes me SICK#live love enemies to lovers staig#i mean ENEMIES too#gossiping fist fighting always being a bitch to each other until they’re like. oh. i think i like you#staig#south park#in my staig era rn#craig right after: love u babe#stan: go fuck yourself
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honestly not a lot is evven happening in this chapter it's just an excuse for me to write a bunch of the characters sitting around and being nosy gossips for fun lol
#truthfully maybe some of them would be like 'who give a shit' about it BUT#theyre all champions of being little bitches and gossiping is a perfectly valid little bitch activity for htem to do#also the groom event showed that at least the first years were really invested in learning about each others relationship lore lol#so whose to say it cant apply to every single other character in thisgame jkfdslhlkjfKLDSJFKLDJFG#tehehehehehehehfhhdhg SORRY!!!!!!!!#i still havent figured out if theres going to be one more chapter after this one or two#im stalling as long as im in this scene but also it's just flowing out of me rn im havin a great time#theres like three more major things that need to happen in the story after#with MAYBE some bridging scenes in between im not sure. i have to consult the notes again#i also have a long way to go with the treycay fic but that ones gonna take some TIME
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Y’know the whole “Peter and Elias are constantly marrying and divorcing” thing well consider: Jonpeter on-again off-again toxic affair.
#help why does my ipad wanna correct ‘well’ to ‘we’ll’?? like my Guy. my Friend. that is a real word already#like bro What Are You Doing?#they love each other but are both allergic to expressing their emotions#(and also jon’s sad loneliness from having his one (1) close relationship be this? tasty as hell)#also jon is a bitch and peter is constantly showing up late for dates or ‘forgetting’ to do things or leaving without warning for months#(btw when i call jon a bitch it is with nothing but love in my heart. he’s so special to me.)#so they fight a lot and it’s a whole fucking Thing#elias tolerates it in the hopes that jon will get marked but has made it Crystal Clear to peter that he better not pull any shit with jon#it’s a matter of institute gossip#jon and peter are both very private however they do not do Subtle.#if they get invited to a gala there’s a 1 in 3 chance someone catches them snagging in a hall#a 1 in 3 chance they’re caught having a vicious fucking argument that’s theoretically about peter not doing the laundry#(but really about jon feeling neglected)#and a 1 in 3 chance they’re caught doing both. sometimes at the same time somehow.#it’s a fucking mess ever since they started having an affair they can’t handle being at the same institute event#elias had to permanently ban them from attending together (which mostly meant jon cause the lukases are donors)#will put this in the#jonpeter#peterjon#tags. but not the main tags#obligatory no martin or j//mart please and thank you#i’m gonna level this is just self-indulgent nonsense
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usonami. is it platonic ? is it romantic ? they dont even know.
#this is just for me. how i interpret them.#they are such a duo. theyre little gossip bitches and theyre liars and theyre both terrified of being a burden on the ones they love#they take incredible comfort in physical closeness to each other. they put their legs on the others lap.#when they get paired up they are so in synch. and not just for fighting. like they could execute a plan without any words.#nami accidentally kisses him once when she's drunk (very affectionate drunk) and he freaks out bc he thinks shes like.#declaring her love for him. and they have to have a conversation the next day. nami apologizes for freaking him out. says she doesnt really#take it back. but that she wouldnt have done it in her right mind bc she doesn't want to risk their friendship changing. so they both#pretend like it didnt happen. usopp is relieved bc he wasnt ready to dig into his feelings about nami and really sort them out. but he does#it anyway. and he can't come up with an answer. kissing her was nice. but now he is also afraid of ruining their friendship. hes afraid of#ruining the vibes. so they both sit on whatever feelings they have for so long. but also they are very much a package deal. and under more#'normal' circumstances they would stay together forever. like i dont even know if they would look for any other partner. or eventual spouse#they get a house together. they grow old together.#anyway. i blacked out for a minute there.#sinatext#op chatter tag
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oh ALSO my favorite coworker asked if i wanted to carpool to iowa with him next week <3
#sooooo crazy like sure yeah we have 2 hour phone calls outside of work sometimes#and text each other every day and do the nyt connections together#but like that could mean anything.#he just committed to spending 4 hours in a car with me there AND back#AND he and my other coworker split up the work so we're working together the entire week as well.#like omg you enjoy spending time with me FR fr.#anyways very excited for this because we have a Big In Office Meeting before we drive to iowa#and you know what that means (we're gonna spend the first 2 hours bitching and gossiping about things in the office lakdjfalk)
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something that's really underrated about the future kids is that by positioning Owain specifically as a chuunibyou and Inigo as a loser we can extrapolate that most of the cast are not losers, a derivation borne out by the fact that pretty much all the rest of them have normal social lives and conventional interests. you don't have to think about whether Severa would have an opinion on madoka magica. we know she would call it "nerd shit"
#for a bunch of time travellers they're mostly regular. i love that for the group dynamic#i ALSO really love that a big part of the group dynamic is that certain people just hate each other (Nah hates Cynthia. Kjelle hates Owain#Severa pretends to hate Cynthia. Lucina doesn't like other women. almost everyone hates Inigo)#so you have all these interesting little sub groups of who is friends for real comma#who is gossiping and bitching about everyone else. who can go about the group joining in everywhere (Lucina Noire Morgans and Cynthia)#the group of people roughly similar in age who know each other because their parents were coworkers of all time#ylisse blogging#future kids
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wait I think I’ve been looking for this kind of friendship my entire life
#I just got off of FaceTime with my friend and we were gossiping and giggling and talking#and we call each other bitch lovingly#and we say ily???#I’ve never been that comfortable with a friend before#and we have this new thing where when one of us flips the other off the other hand hearts them back#like this#🖕 🫶#just dandy thoughts
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[I always get so warm and fuzzy when I think about how Nabooru and Vegeta taught each other their respective native tongues 🥰🥰]
#:: nabooru ☀#// vegeta ♅#/ i'll vanquish any foe because you're mine ♅☀vegbooru#it might seem moot because translator chips#but they absolutely speak to each other in each others native tongues at home#and in public when they're gossiping like the bitches they are xD
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watched one (1!!!) episode of alchemy of souls and now my heart belongs to one (1!!!!!!!!!!) person: mu-deok (naksu)
#literally cannot stop thinking about it#love the funny little gay bitch who gossips#love the somber handsome ex#obSESSED with how unpleasant uk AND naksu both are. they deserve each other#love that for them#anyway#alchemy of souls#no one tell me if im wrong. episode one has set me up for Expectations and i WILL have opinions!!!!!#and those opinions are ID DIE FOR HER
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had an ~emotional breakthrough~ in therapy lads. i’m currently walking around with this weird buoyancy in my chest and I wish I could share it with everyone lmao jesus christ when the. when the therapy HITS
#my favorite thing about therapy (for me) bc i've been going for so long#is that like#i will go long stretches of time where my therapist and I don't really talk about#anything that profound or important#like mostly i just tell him the gossip#so when he suddenly hits me with some shit that makes me cry genuinely happy tears#we're both looking at each other like !!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyhow#i am good and brave and deserve love and so do all of you#i am kissing ur foreheads
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“Damn, I haven’t heard that bitch’s name since we were both kids. How the mighty have fallen...”
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours (only to deceive others) / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other (not by blood or marriage but they’ve known each other so long they’re basically siblings at this point)
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other
#babydxhl#memes ;; pre-established relationships#Oooh this one was FUN#Some of those options HURT though#Like dying friendship asdfghjkl#These two are definitely bad influences on one another but I like to think they can be good too?#Mary gets too reclusive and into her drinks/drugs then Roman's got his hands full trying to snap her out of it#Would tear off the jaw of any man who looks at her funny#The two of them talking quietly about days way back when regarding their childhood and parents#It's way more helpful than any therapist at Arkham can do#Even if they just bitch and moan about shit#Gossiping about all the rich elites they used to know and hate is always a good time#So and so cheated and got divorced or completely fucked over by the others in those social circles#Warms the cockles of their bitter black hearts#Also thinking of that line in the Boondocks#'Now we hated each other right away but we hated everyone else even more'#That or they always kind of got on because their parents were fucked up people lmao#Working together well and getting in on those crime sprees#Escaping the bat
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i love my job so much, it's so fun.
we get a whole host of free food bc we trade with the other stores in our area, so it's weird if i pay more than half price AND i get to know the drama going on in their shops
like most of our employees are high schoolers so the expectations are low as hell and i got a raise for "being such a hard worker" (aka i dont sit in the back half my shift) which im so happy about, and it was really funny to learn about cause the second my 2 other coworkers went into the back my manager went "ok now that they're gone, i can tell you, you got a raise"
we get the weirdest benefits, i constantly take home so much food and candy, my manager gave me hairdye today (i forgot it at the shop :( hopefully i can get it next time i go in)
my manager's cool, he recorded a quiet place on the work tv bc we wanted to watch horror movies but it can't play audio. all of my shift leads are great and my coworkers rule and it's just such a fun time whenever i clock in
#only downside about work: it's an obligation I Must Go To and i can't say 'this is child labor' whenever i have to do anything#bc i signed up to be a child laborer#i swear i hate capitalism i just have a fun time at my job#HUGE pro about my job: i love bitching and gossiping and that's half of what we do#we fucking gossip about everyone 'the grocery store only has 2 employees wtf' 'why are the drycleaners here at 1am??'#'the cvs guy was committing timecard fraud' (he was and he had to quit real fast bc they were on to him)#(sad. he was really nice)#nobody at our little mall knows each other's name so we just refer to each other by workplace and it's fun#cvs gave us hairdye and so some of my coworkers took it then my manager saved the rest for me bc i have dyed hair#and im so happy about my raise#it's only 50 cents but!!!#me and like 4 other people got raises and apparently i might get another raise in a few months which is!!!!#okok im done im done#i just had a really fun shift tonight
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Hello just a reminder, i do not care about who my among us streamers are dating and people should be allowed to do whatever with whoever and we don’t need to speculate on it bc we know p much nothing about anything
Also idk if the aro ace flag in my icon would tip you off, but discussing the ins and outs of someones dating life is not something that i care too much about
#anon#i love gossip as much as the next bitch but#im so sorry#i just do not care what people do on instagram#this reminds me of when trixie and katya unfollowed each other on insta#and ppl were like are they not friends :(#and it was because katya was at rock bottom with her drug addiction#and about to go to rehab#so#i dont care about who follows who#it tells us less than nothing#tag#like at this point this rumor is boring like idk#find a new hobby#ive been reading steve/eddie/billy stranger things fics#ive been enjoying them
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