#bitchslap

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday Lucy 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

March 29,1968

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

29 Marzo 1968

[dread-is-decaying]

Since we can boop people I think we should be able to bitchslap people to. Like I wanna walk up to a hater and digitally slap the shit out of them.

[springfieldnerv]

(my worst fear is getting my glasses smacked off my face)

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Infamous wrestling booker Vince Russo actually has defenders---I wonder how his defenders feel about Russo's ideas for gimmicks for his all female wrestling pay-per-view Bitchslap?

[chalkbird]

you know what? fuck you *bitchslaps you with the hand of vecna*

[nerdpoe]

"Daniel Fenton, after much consideration, myself and my fellow Observants have decreed you the chosen hero for another world. You will be given a body which better suits it, and a blessing from an Ancient of your choice in order to complete your quest."

Danny, sitting in his haunt with the rest of his family, all of them ghosts now, doesn't know what to say.

Like, seriously, what the fuck does anyone say to that?

Then his brain finally kicks into gear. He's gotta be dreaming. He hasn't dreamed in many hundreds of years, but this has to be a dream.

"Uh, Nocturne, am I-?"

"Nocturne it is! Good luck, Chosen Hero!"

The Observant slaps Danny, Danny blinks, turns to snap at him-

-and he's...in a decrepit ship?

He tries to stand up, only to propel himself into one of the ship walls.

He looks down.

That's a tail. He's underwater.

Did...did he just get reverse Arieled?

First things first, he needs to find out how to move with a tail instead of legs and a distinct lack of ghostly powers. After that, clothes. And after that, he'll see what the hell the Observants meant about a quest.

Or; There are Lazarus Pits forming all over the ocean floor, with not only ghosts coming out of them but demons and all sorts of enemies. With Phantom truly dead, the Observants can't justify sending him to another world to fix it as he has no connection to the living in it. So they opt to go for a loophole; the Chosen Hero Clause. There's...definite drawbacks. He'll lose most if not all of his ghost powers, so they'll need at least one Ancient to grant him some new ones. Clockwork obviously favors the boy, so he'll grant his blessing in his own time. Or not, the Ancient is cryptic and unpredictable. But they have no idea what Nocturne will Bless the boy with, since they thought they were on bad terms. So they give Daniel Fenton a body of a species long thought extinct in his new world, put him in a location close to a relatively small Lazarus Pit, and just...hope for the best.

[kafaiknjiga]

📚🎤🎭[NOVA RECENZIJA!!!]🎭🎤📚 Idemo sa jednom "bombom" za 2023. godinu. Posle hit stripa i hit serije, najnovija recenzija je hit (auto)biografija/memoari filmske megazvezde @willsmith 😎 Čovek koji je zadužio muzičku i filmsku scenu, poznat po svojim blesavim izjavama (ali i ekscesima, poput prošlogodišnjeg #bitchslap Krisa Roka), u saradnji sa sjajnim @markmanson nam je ispričao svoju priču od najranijeg detinjstva do dešavanja od pre godinu-dve. Prilično iskreno, sa dosta zanimljivosti , tužnih i smešnih priča (i "sočnih" detalja), "Vil" je knjiga o životu punom (privatnih i poslovnih) uspona i padova i neprekidnog preispitivanja sebe. Puna ne samo Vilove istorije , već i istorije muzike i filma, ovo je i priča o značaju porodice (i kako ih često uzimamo zdravo za gotovo), prožeta Vilovim zapažanjima i mudrostima koje je preuzeo od drugih ljudi. U svakom slučaju, pročitajte recenziju na www.kafaiknjiga.com i uverite se zašto bi trebalo da ova knjiga bude u vašoj biblioteci. 😎 (A pride sam i zadovoljan kako su mi fotke ispale 😁) Pesma dana: "Está Rico" - Will Smith/Marc Anthony/ Bad Bunny @laguna_knjige @brankos.korakpokorak (at Belgrade, Serbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnrSqseM_jr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[oldfatwarlock]

Based loosely on St. Nicholas punching Arius for stating his famous heresy at the Council of Nicea (IIRC) around 325 AD. Because Christmas time! #arianheresy #stnicholas #bitchslap #christmasthemedart #hohoho #councilofnicea https://www.instagram.com/p/CmNU2lkv5NQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[meowmeowmeowmeow4x]

Supersons +1 prompt answer

If you asked Danny, 12 year old half-ghost hero of Amity Park, how half-life was going, he'd tell you things were mixed.

On the one hand, he had just spent the last three or four months in family/scientist/'this house is a death trap waiting to happen' therapy with Jazz, and by some miracle, it worked. He wasn't sure if this was some kind of dream as his parents poured over years upon years of research, crossing out lines, rewriting equations, and reevaulating everything they thought they knew about ghosts.

Was the shudders family therapy worth not going over how they'd like to dissect him? he's still not sure. The horror.

Not to mention the attention. Danny was sure he was going to throw up if his parents drag him away for more bonding time, only for a ghost to attack and for him to run off to transform. What made it worse was when the Fentons came barrelling out, guns blazing, alternating between getting mad that he'd interrupted their family time, and asking him questions about "Your suspicious spook culture, if you even have one you dangerous delusional delinquent!"

At least they were trying, but Danny was very much comfortable not spilling the beans on the whole half-ghost situation, thank you very much.

And that's why, when Dad proposed to take him to Gotham to show off their latest invention, he jumped at the chance. The home city of the Batman, one of the greatest heroes known to man (except for Martian Manhunter and Superman of course) and Dad promised to take him to Gotham Observatory too. Not to mention how much he wanted to get away from Jazz's smug looks of superiority. Gotham here he comes!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Damian Wayne scowled as he scanned the crowed of scientists with more smarts than sense. Really, a flying toilet seat. For what deviant?

"Maybe they're for people who can fly." Kent piped up beside him. Father had let the two of them run off together, and his company was mildly more appealing than being alone with his thoughts.

"Why would Superman ever need to relieve himself mid-air. I do not believe you would appreciate your father's rear end being on display for all the world to see."

"True." Jon hummed. His voice lowered to a whisper. "You think indecent exposure is what your dad meant by "scoping out any potential future villains?"

Damian gave Jon a flat look. The sooner this convention ended, the better.

The crowded shifted, and the mass of visitors pushed toward a certain corner, where a man large enough to rival Superman's build stood upon a podium, with a boy their age off to the side.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you the latest in FentonWorks' innovations, the Fenton Ghost Zone Radar, soon to revolutionise the study of ghosts!"

"I thought ghosts were a magic thing." Jon said. "You know, stuff Constantine and JLD deal with."

"They are."

"Mixing magic and science is like, like, oil and water. No way this guy's serious, is he?"

"His name is Jack Fenton. That's Daniel Fenton, his son." Damian pointed to the boy in question, looking like he'd seen this scene a hundred times before, but with that knowing glint that promised something deeper. "They're normally spotted alongside Jack's wife, Madeline. Widely regarded as quacks by the larger scientific community for chasing paper-thin theories about ghosts, they've nonetheless gained funding from the government. This is the first time they've left their base of operations in Amity Park for years."

"Woah, you know your stuff, Dami!"

Damian glared at the young Superboy in disguise. "I read the briefing files. Didn't you?"

Kent looked uncomfortable and looked away. "Uhh, maybe?"

"Typical."

"Well, if he's so crazy, then why'd your dad even let him in." Upon another scathing glare, Kent relented. "Oh right, the whole supervillain thing."

"Enough chatter. We'll zero in on the younger Fenton. I intend to squeeze him like a grape, and make Father proud."

"Dami maybe you should be a little nicer-" Only for Damian to march off without him.

Honestly, inane niceties were above someone of his status. Those things were Superboy's job, and if Daniel Fenton wouldn't crack, then Damian was itching to try a new torture technique.

@impyssadobsessions

[historicity-was-already-taken]

wisdom i've accumulated in my almost-35 years on this planet: success = hard work + privilege + luck

never let this late capitalist hustle culture bullshit convince you that your lack of "success" is your fault.

[emilybeemartin]

Surgery day! Who knows when I'll be drawing again. See you on the flip side!

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: doesn't realize how shitty his actions are and gets bitchslapped by consequences.]

[peepeepantscityhere]

[indimiart]

breakpoint

I draw him soft and sweet all the time and so it’s easy to forget just how dangerous and terrifying he and his wild magic can be, when he’s pushed to that point.

(also hi holy shit I totally missed it but this blog passed 1000?? Thanks for all the support 🫶🏼🫶🏼 and feel free to send any asks!!)

[marblescorner]

headcanon ig? that Mayor is just a living corpse (i haven’t actually 100% thought this hc thru but it’s interesting)

Also i just wanted Wukong to get bitchslapped

[pickleballplayer500]