#blame it on the edit

[jeremycollinz]

bianca: i don’t have a vote

cedrek:

[grellestie]

some grelle clips where everything is normal but...

[chimichangasanddoorknobs]

I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors (spoilers)....

Johnny Storm ⛈️🔥: And I'll tell 🗣️ you who "her" is, 👩‍🦲✴️. A megalomaniacal 📣 psychotic 👹 asshole 🫏🕳️, a finger-licking🖕👅 dead 💀 inside 😵 pixie-slab 🧚🏻. A third-rate 🥉 dime store 🪙 nut 🥜milk 🥛. And I'll tell you 📢 what she can do 📢.

Deadpool ☠️🎱: I'm listening. 👀👀👀

She can lick 👅 my goddamn cinnamon-ring 🍑💍clean 🧼 and kick rocks 🥾🪨 all the way to Bald Hell 👨‍🦲🔥👹. In fact, I don't give a shit 🚫💩 if she removes 🍌 all my skin 🍌 and pops 🍾 me like some nightmarish 💤🪦 blood 🩸 balloon 🎈. If the last thing I do in this God forsaken cum 💦 gutter existence is light 💡that fuckbox 👉👌📦 on fire 🔥 I still won't die happy 🚫💀🙂.

☠️🎱: 🤣 Holy shit 🙏💩 girl 👧, you crazy 😵.

That's right, Wade ☠️🎱. I won't be happy 🚫🙂 until I've urinated 🚽on her freshly 🍃 barbecued ♨️🔥 corpse 🧟 and husk-fucked 🫔👉👌 the charred 🔥 remains ⚰️ while gargling 😮😝🤪🤤Juggernaut's 🤹👩‍🚀 jugger-nuts 🤹🥜🌰.

☠️🎱: Wow! 😱🤯🫢🫣💯👻

And you can quote me. 🤬✍️

☠️🎱: 'kay ✅

[kingrosalani]

Happy Sunday

[rosetta-draws]

im!! very normal!! about this musical!!

(the burr painting was a warm up that got out of hand, and then i just had to make a matching hamilton piece but that also spiralled into smth bigger (￣_￣|||) )

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[reds-skull]

Soap "dog-coded" MacTavish my beloved

(This took 5 weeks help)

[blakbonnet]

on why am I crying today

[anbaisai]

POV You asked the most no-fun guy on campus to play a game

[mischievous-thunder]

Wades and their incessant flirting with their very own Logans across the multiverse

[jkvjimin]

PARK JIMIN ✖ black swan ↳ BANG BANG CON The Live | cr. namuspromised

[xtraordinarygrls]

👑 MANON Gnarly @ Studio Choom

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[madbard]

[soycowboi]

I thought that children were America’s greatest asset so I put this in the comments section of a gore video on a website that no longer exists. The video was short but eventful and I remember thinking about whether the neurons in my brain were firing or if the neurons in my brain had their single, brief moment of combustion-propelled flight like a bullet that tears through a child’s skin and splinters their bones en route to its final resting place.