#board answers

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

I sure do love some cheese pieces

they're chess. Chess pieces. not cheese. but hey look at this

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[ohyoudosmellgood]

who tf is bella playing twister with? 😭

[bigidiotenergytm]

Autistic Kitten faced arsonist boutta go on my pookie bear board I swear to the gods.

@pink-noah THE AGENDA'S SPREADING

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[alittleplaytime]

Disabled National Park Boyre Stimboard!!

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🌼 media: none!

🐝 age appropriate? -

🍯 rqd by: anon! <3

🌻 note: i love, love, loveeeee outdoorsy stimboards and aesthetics so i always get super giddy and excited to make them!! i honestly also feel very attached to this board because it's very me - you have great ideas anon <3 this isn't too boyre coded honestly but it felt good either way and i hope you agree! :3

[ournextdoorneighbor]

all the leaves are brown

[animalcrossingshowdown]

seeing the results of this is so cool, I'm especially excited to see who the most polarizing characters were, it's so interesting how divisive some characters can be! thanks for all your work on this!

most polarizing characters were Tabby and Diva. they were the only two where both like and dislike scored higher than neutral

Tabby: favourite 10% like 29.2% neutral 22.9% dislike 27.1% hate 10.8%

Diva: favourite 6.2% like 30.5% neutral 24.5% dislike 28.7% hate 10.2%

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Danny and Tim are twins- And Vlad is the first to figure this out in his attempts to get DavlCo a new investor.

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Tim was getting the creeps from this guy. It was as if the room got colder, the seconds got longer and the room's shadows moved to their own volition. He stared Tim down less like 'You punk kid' and more like 'You'll be mine' in a way that Tim didn't appreciate. At all.

The guy kept setting meetings up despite Tim's direct insistance that Wayne Enterprises would never touch DalvCo- not with a ten foot pole or for all the money in the world. Some how Tim's board of directors kept getting swindled by the guy and... therefore more meetings. More looks from this guy that made him want to crawl out of his skin.

Vlad asked him if he ever went by Timothy- Tim couldn't reply "that's not my name" fast enough. It apparently inspired the guy somehow. More meetings that Tim can't reject because of board members pop up.

It's been long determined that Jason doesn't get involved with Wayne Enterprises, but after the Uncle and a few other paid-actor solutions go up in flames- Tim decides to call up his older brother to act as a bodyguard and tell this guy to fuck off for the final time.

Jason apparently also gets the Heebee-jeebies from this asshole but his message is loud and clear to Vlad. There's a flash of green and then all of sudden it's just Tim and Jason in the room... Only Jason isn't acting like himself.

Putting it together- Tim reaches for his contingency F stash of Knock out gas and doses Jason. Vlad doesn't re-appear so Tim assumes that to mean that he'll be trapped in Jason's person until Jason wakes up.

Walking out of the meeting room with his bus of a brother over his shoulders- Tim quickly asks Tam to reach out to Vlad's Emergency contact. Surely there is someone in this man's company willing to explain what the fuck Vlad was trying to pull. Tim theoretically can keep Jason drugged asleep for a long time- surely that threat can get him somewhere.

The day drags on as Tim continues to keep Jason unconscious and eventually Tam lets him know that someone is here for Vlad. She says it with the addition of one of their codes- He mentally prepares himself for the worst and then... His doppleganger walks through the door? What the fuck?

Tim and Danny puzzle about one another for a little too long and Jason wakes up- Vlad pops out immediately. A shouting match between Danny and Vlad commences and...

"Man I knew our family had unresolved issues but seriously what the fuck has your clone dealing with?" Jason asks, as though he could watch this all day with pop corn.

"You made more clones?!" Danny screamed at Vlad who's only response is "Not this one! This one is actually polite!"

"Fuck you!" Tim and Danny reply in tandem.

[b0tster]

The airline thing that really baffles me is that it's possible to overbook flights. Airlines can just somehow sell more tickets than there are seats on a plane and you're fucked if that happens.

the airlines can just potentially strand a trans woman in texas overnight through no fault of her own and throw their hands up and go 'at least u didnt have to pay extra 😊 ur welcome 😊😊'

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

Is there a rarity to how you give chess pieces to people? (Like,, are pawns more common than queens or am I just being the stupid)

there's not really a rarity, but you're not stupid! there are way more pawns than queens in a chess set, and it would be easy to assume I give out pieces from sets! but I don't.

have you ever lost a chess piece? placed it somewhere, just to be forgotten - never to be found again? accidentally knocked under the couch?

they all end up here, in the Pieceosphere. my home.

I'm just trying to give them back!

[ceescedasticity]

Been reading a lot of Batman fic lately and it's weird to me that— Okay, not that weird. I think I get it, just—

"It is good and empowering for kids/teenagers to go fight bad guys if they feel it's necessary" feels like a significant underlying assumption of much of the source material, like "[these particular kinds of] aliens exist" and "magic is real" and "vigilantism is a good idea". These are things you need to suspend your disbelief about in order to enjoy the source material.

I understand why someone might find the kid heroes thing harder to suspend disbelief on; you can reframe it into a statement applicable to the real world which is a problem if a lot of people believe it ("it's fine to endanger kids/benefit from their labor if they agree to it"). But—

In the setting, "being able to fight bad guys" is often equivalent to "being a person with power and autonomy". In the setting, "It is acceptable for kids/teenagers to go fight bad guys if they feel it's necessary" is equivalent to "kids/teenagers should have power and autonomy". Is this something you want anyone concluding in the real world? No, of course not. But this is fiction.

I don't know, it feels like getting hung up on Aragorn's tax policy, to some extent? Or going to a burger place and complaining the menu is full of burgers?

[whump-in-the-closet]

Hi!!

I had an idea for a prompt: water whump! Whumpee is either waterboarded, dunked in water, forced to sit in ice water, burned with boiling water, or even just forced to drink saltwater. There's a lot to do with water that I don't see often used in whump writing! Even better if it makes whumpee develop a fear of it after they're rescued :)

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Water boarded with a hose. It’s shoved into their mouth, metal ripping the soft muscle of the tongue, until they’re breathing water. It’s rushing out of every opening it can, and it’s far from painless

A controlling whumper who regularly gives whumpee baths in freezing cold water after a torture session. It’s humiliating, clothes sometimes sticking to their skin with blood, and stings when whumper rips them off. Shivering, teeth chattering, begging for it to stop but unable to form the words— their lips are turning blue

“Stand still” and now it’s boiling water on their hand. Scalding, furious, blistering. This is immediate— reflexively drawing inwards— but whumper will strap them down if they struggle and then it gets everywhere. Second degree burns take forever to heal, and they scar. Badly.

After a flogging, cleaning out the lacerations with salt water. Whumpee screams until they’re gagged. Somehow, this is worse than the actual beating, lingering in the cuts, burning and acidic.

For a laugh, whumper only gives them salt water. Dehydration sets in much faster than they anticipated and whumpees head is constantly spinning, blacking out if they stand up too fast. If whumper wants an extra kick, they force them to drink it off the floor, locking it up along with the dirt and sweat and blood and whumpee is so desperate— or conditioned— that they do

After being waterboarded multiple times during their captivity, whumpee develops a horrible fear of water after captivity. There’s no physical scars of what happened but their teammates look at them curiously when they avoid the lake, the pool, open bodies of water. They don’t like drinking from too large glasses anymore.

During their capture, whumpees water supply was laced with drugs that kept them sedated. Pliable. The team didn’t realize that until post rescue when whumpee refused anything they offered. This leads to one of them pinning whumpee down and forcing them to drink something with electrolytes. “Please! Please no, I’ll be good!”

[alittleplaytime]

Bug Catcher Pokemon Kidre Stimboard!!

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🌼 media: pokemon

🐝 age appropriate? yes! pokemon is primarily aimed at kids between 5 and 12 but most countries have it rated for all ages!!

🍯 rqd by: 'anon' (soopiroth)

🌻 note: i love the bug catcher boys so much, they're so agere coded to me, they're like, the embodiment of boyre and i love them as a bug enthusiast, i wanted to be them so bad when i was younger (still do!!)

[temeyes]

uhm,, anons, i think you guys should take a step back,,,

[purinfelix]

Best friend's brother!Franco moodboard please!! I'm begging 🙏🏻

"my best friend's brother is the one for me" ₊˚⊹♡

[coatl-cuddles]

Do you guys think that when the double Two Ember Season starts that Alef will be a guide in aviary village?

Are we gonna get Hope and Alef chilling in the same spot? God I hope so.