Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.
Bruce : "My own apartment."
Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.
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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?
Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.
Stephanie : That's a good start.
Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.
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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".
Dick : Ha, "duderuses."
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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.
Jason : You smell like you do.
Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?
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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?
Tim : You've mentioned it.
Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.
Stephanie : Kill us?
Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.
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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!
Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.
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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !
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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"
Bobs Burgers returns with a brand new episode, Jade In The Shade, March 10, 2024!
Synopsis: On a tour of the town's bootlegging history, Linda and Louise stumble into a treasure-hunting adventure. Meanwhile, Bob, Tina and Gene play host to a group of street performers looking to settle a beef.
CREDIT: Bob's Burgers Wikia / Fox Flash/ North to Wharf on instagram
Anyone is a fan of Bob's Burger ? I personally am, this show is just so damn adorable and feels so real and down to earth! Anyway, making a wallscroll of them with my own interpretation was pretty fun ~
You can get this wallscroll on the loading crew craft store !!
Art(c) @little-noko & @alainaprana
Bob's Burgers(c) Fox