#brain go bye bye

[miingyur]

baby fever | bakugou headcanons

part 2 part 3

tags: suggestive themes, not proof read, heat in the moment writing, fem reader, mentions of pregnancy, established marriage, they’re pro heroes, crappy writing.

word count: 642

☆ bakugou katsuki. when people hear that name, they say he’s rough, brusque and edgy, a double sided sword. on the other hand, you find him sweet and loving, quite adorable even if he denies it.

☆ you often think a lot about how he would treat your kids in the near future and despite his tough exterior, he’s grown fond of kids.

☆ social media thinks that he's going to be the worst dad to exist if you have kids, you think they’re delusional.

☆ but the moment you realize you know he’s the one for your non-existent kids is when you’re both out on patrol and you find a lost kid. “leave him to me” katsuki grumbles. “go get yer injury healed”

☆ you do as told, conversing with one of the medics, and in the corner of your eye, you spot the child laughing with your husband.

☆ butterflies dance about in your stomach, fluttering vigorously. “he’s going to be a great dad, [hero name].“ the medic says. “I’ve seen the way he looks at you, almost like you held the earth up for him.”

☆ you softly thank her with a smile, beaming with rays of sunshine as you approach your boyfriend. secretly watching him play with the young boy.

☆ “I see you’re both having a great time” you say. katsuki whips his head in surprise, coughing into his fist as if to hide his blush. “has dynamight been nice to you, sweetie?”

☆ the kid jumps up and down in glee, bobbing his head. “mister dynamight is the best! he even gave me a lollipop! but mommy can’t know or she might get upset”

☆ he sheers away in embarrassment. “thought it might cheer him up or somet’ing” you press your lips against his cheek, praising him for his work when the kid pretends to gag. you both chuckle.

☆ “aoi!” a woman calls out and the boy goes running to his mother, “oh my god, I can’t thank you enough.” you smile at her and tell her it’s your job as heroes, waving back to aoi as they leave.

☆ “having a kid doesn’t sound so bad. I wouldn’t mind waking up to our baby in your arms. It’s adorable and sexy.”

☆ he pauses. freezing in place. did he hear you right? our baby. him being a dad? sexy? fuck. you were definitely going to be the death of him.

☆ “[hero name]!” he calls out. you wink at him, skipping off to the agency. “baby! you can’t just say that and leave me like this!” he groans. having a hard on in the middle of work was going to be difficult to explain.

☆ the next morning, you saw the media, snorting at the headline. PRO HERO DYNAMIGHT SEEN SMILING WITH A KID. COULD WE POSSIBLY BE SEEING POTENTIAL FATHER MATERIAL?

☆ you yelp in surprise, dropping your phone on the side of the bed at the sudden touch of your boyfriend. “c’mere” he rasps. “why the fuck are you up s’early? it’s only 8am, go back t’sleep”

☆ “wanted to check the time is all. do you need something?” you ask.

☆ he shakes his head and lays you atop of him, grinding against your ass as a grin paints his lips, canines showing. “only thing I need is to fill you up to the brim and pump you full of my cum.”

☆ “katsuki! It’s only 8am!” you repeat his words. they fall deaf on his ears.

☆ next thing you know, you’re holding a test in your hand, double lines are present as a smug katsuki smirks at you. what a little shit.

[gagancharini]

I must be litmus paper because these alkalis are making me blue 😣

[shiversdownyourspleen]

My friend: says something that I do, at a physical level, hear, but their words are lost. They are a sourceless murmur to me. I am physically incapable of comprehending the statement they have just made, as a 12th century peasant hearing a lecture on gen z slang

Me: Wow that’s crazy

[system-error404-notfound]

Pleaseeee time go quickly I just wanna go home

Everything is hazy and I’m exhausted

[messrsbyler]

you. yes you, person with rejection sensitive dysphoria. this message is for you. your friends DON'T hate you. they aren't mad at you. they aren't talking behind your back or wished to cut their friendship with you. they love you and treasure you and they are good people who wouldn't hurt you like that! ok, that's all. have a nice day.

[starryaike]

Song - Feel Better by Penelope Scott

[the-entire-autistic-spectrum]

I got Tumblr, with the sole intent of posting random thoughts...

I FORGOR HOW TO THINK

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[fandomohana]

Chapter five has hit the 2600+ word count, and we're about 3/4 of the way through? I reached the point of, I hate everything I write, so I called it for the night. 🤣🤣🤣

Why do I agonize over this? There's literally nothing on the line, but here I am, scrutinizing every word. 🤣🤣🤣

Why is it so hard to articulate how I'm gonna save our boy? 🤣🤣🤣

[cowboygenes]

The Life Cycle of A Star

[cleverasapike]

I can’t explain exactly what it is but the unkempt hair and the dad jokes have something to do with it

[kitamars]

intensity

(larger version under the cut!)

[s-4-fira]

quick sketches because i am full of give the elves fangs feelings 

[ghostatas]

Cellbo :3

[grand-line-shenanigans]

do not disturb. watching world hoppers (again)

[obsob]

brain fog kitties

[the-entire-autistic-spectrum]

I forgot THE WEEKEND existed.

What the fuck is wrong with his face.

Why do the H I L L S have EYES?!

What light is blinding him?

I NEED ANSWERS FUNNY MAN-

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