#bro doesnt even want to be there and is being forced into it just to keep this idea alive????
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bigmoon-is-bigwife · 4 months ago
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Sneeg was talking about Red Faction and how he thinks the people put on the faction were not good picks for that. Pretty much all of them are passive people who don't stream often. He basically says he thinks more consideration should have been taken about the type of people chosen to be on Red because there are people who would have done great for Red's goal of killing other players (himself included) but the ones chosen were just....not that. It takes a certain type of person to be able to take the hate for killing characters and it's understandable some people wouldn't want to deal with that. I also think skill level wasn't considered either. A lot of the people on Red were silly and comedic people who ultimately are not very knowledgeable in minecraft and don't possess the skills to trap people who do know the game. And then there's also the fact that Red Faction joined late and had to play catch up when it comes to grinding and it's almost impossible to kill someone who's higher level than you.
Like.....it just never was going to work. Every aspect of the Red Faction was not thought out and it's become increasingly obvious by how it's the biggest faction and none of them ever want to log on. Only two of them even attended the ball and one of them switched factions halfway through. No one wants to be on Red Faction and none of the current Red Faction members have the skills or resources to reasonably get a kill. I'm really hoping Tubbo and the server admins just accept that whole concept needs to get scrapped or have a complete overhaul. Maybe make it so people can join Red Faction for a reward (and leave if they want) and it doesn't feel like a punishment both in and out of character
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arolesbianism · 2 years ago
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I need agent 4 to appear in side order soooo badly I do not care in what context I just need to put Jim and Mark in the same room please please I'm desperate
#rat rambles#oc posting#splat posting#an agent 4 boss fight could be fun but tbh idrc if theyre a major part of anything I just want them to appear somewhere there#as far as my orbo blorbos tho a boss fight could be soooo juicy#mark and jim only met after their seperate rock bottoms and during their recovery arcs#so the idea of seeing them be put into a low neither of them have faced in years delights me#either way I will be having big boy thoughts abt then once side order comes out#since even if 4 doesnt appear in side order Im forcing jim in there one way or another lol#their t4t cringe is real <3#bro mark is going to be so pissed off abt being in a damn building again until dedfish shows up then hes going to be all for this adventure#just him staring with big wet eyes as they say some basic tutorial shit like they just said the most earthshattering thing ever#hes also glad to have pearl with him even if the two bitch at eachother a lot#hes also low key glad marina isn't there but like guiltily so#if jim is anywhere in there shes having a panic attack over not being able to contact marie#jim would ofc be freaking out over mark too but marie is like The most important person to them#thats their sister and best friend and also the person who saved their life both figuratively and literally#they would almost certainly not be alive if they never met marie and if they were theyd be in a horrible place on every level#marie was also the first person jim ever grew to truly trust so basically yeah she means the world to them#mark is super important to her too of course but she doesnt rely on him in the same way as she does on marie#mark I assume will have no reason to assume jim is there too but theres no way to know for sure so Ill not dwell on that too much#but mark is generally less prone to panic than jim mostly due to their childhood environments and stuff#so while he'll definitely worry abt jim itd be more him missing her and hoping shes not freaking out too hard than panic#in a way itd almost be exciting to him to maybe get a chance to do actual agent work with jim#like I said they only met post their seperate shitstorms so they didn't even know they were both agents until jim introduced mark to marie#well more like introduced mark to marie as a way to say this one is good be nicies to him#well more so this one is mine Im the only one allowed to bully him but you can pick on him too once he likes you enough#mark is just sitting there like holy shit what the fuck why is she here what do you fucking mean shes that sister you always talk abt#not a day goes by where hes not forced to confront one of his ex crushes fkfndkdb#poor little straight boy all his ex crushes and his current girlfriend keep making him do fortinte dances
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nejiverse · 1 month ago
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‘FLYING OBJECTS’ AND THEIR BIG MOUTHS..
Kinich, Ifa
In which Ajaw and Cacucu reveal all their partners’ hidden feelings. Fem! Reader
cw: kissing, hope they arent ooc🥹
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Y/n was walking a good few steps ahead of Kinich and Ajaw, humming a tune Kinich couldn’t quite put his finger on, but he would soon find out that was the least of his worries.
Ajaw, who was always looking for something to pester Kinich about, noticed how the male threw multiple side glances at Y/n's retreating figure.
At this, a sly grin spread across his face.
"Oho what's this?", Ajaw echoed suddenly, loud enough to make a few qucusauri frantically scatter.
"Is our proud warrior tripping over his own feet just watching her walk?!".
Kinich rolled his eyes and swatted ajaw away but to no surprise he came right back.
What he said wasnt completely off the mark, but it wasnt just her walk. It was her posture, the way she carried herself, and most especially the way she would quickly glance back to make sure they werent too far behind, accompanied with that small smile that if interpreted into words would say 'im glad youre still there'.
Kinich would find himself counting down the minutes until she would give him another quick glance.
"I'm not, now stop annoying me", he scoffed.
"You so are! I'm telling Y/n~", he sang as he made his way to her side before Kinich could even attempt to grab him.
Kinich swore to himself that after today, Ajaw would never see the light of day again as he hurried to catch up to the two, now only a few steps behind the girl.
"I will end you", he mouthed as to not attract Y/n's attention but Ajaw was unfazed.
Being by Y/n's side gave Ajaw confidence to say whatever he wanted. After all, Kinich would never do anything rash in front of her.
"Honestly, it's adorable", the dragon lord mocked. "If you write Y/n a poem i'm absolutely reading that out loud!", he snickered.
Y/n laughed at Ajaw's antics. "A poem you say?", Y/n turned around now walking backwards. "If you write me one I expect a dramatic delivery! Bonus points if you pathetically cry halfway through", she teased.
Kinich folded his arms. "If I were to write a poem it’d be about someone who steals my food and calls it bonding".
He didnt miss a step, but inwardly he was pleading ajaw wouldnt take it further than he already had.
"See? he hates me!", Y/n frowned. “And it’s not stealing...its tactical aquiring..".
"Actually, lover boy over here has a huuuuge crush on you!".
"Quit it ajaw—", after he saw Kinich's hand coming out to grab him, he swiftly manoeuvred to Y/n's other shoulder.
"Like a trip-over-your-own-feet, cant-look-her-in-the-eye, i-hope-she-doesnt-think-im-being-too-cold kind of crush!".
Y/n stopped in her tracks and closed what little distance was between them, her eyes meeting his own. "Really?".
Kinich was quick to avert his gaze.
"You know how Ajaw can be—"
He was cut off when her hand combed back the hair at his ears, a red tint now coating them.
They two had known each other for a long time, she knew all his tells.
He grunted in embarrassment, eyebrow twitching involuntarily.
Y/n placed her hands at either side of his face ultimately forcing them to make eye contact.
"Is it true Kinich? Your answer will determine what I do next".
What should he do? Just say no and play it off as ajaw being a nuisance? Or maybe not answer at all? Or—
"..yes", he said at last, gritted and honest. "It’s true".
And without another word, she placed a kiss on his lips.
Ajaw huffed. "Bleh. so much for light teasing and tragic denial".
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Y/n was helping out Ifa with the saurians when Cacucu blurted. "Yo, bro Ifa has a crush".
Ifa nearly choked on air, internally cursing Citlali.
It was only yesterday, after Citlali had figured him out that he went home muttering to himself and had no idea Cacucu could hear him. "I have a crush on Y/n? How could she even know that?”.
He noted to himself to keep his schizophrenia in his head.
Ifa ran a hand through his hair. "That was supposed to stay between me and the cold side of the clinic tent Cacucu..". And also Citlali but that part was against his will.
Y/n perked up like a tepetlisaurus. "Wait—hold on. Hold on. You have a crush? On who? I wanna know!".
Ifa pointed a finger at Cacucu. "Just so you know, you’re banned from talking until moulting season".
"Ifa has a crush on Y/n!". Why cacucu kept going was beyond Ifa, he felt simply betrayed.
"Cool, love that for me", he muttered with a dry voice.
"Wait..me?", she pointed at herself in disbelief.
Ifa had a lopsided grin. "Yeah its you. Obviously. I mean, you’re out here tending to saurians with me, laughing at my awful jokes, making the hatchlings fall asleep with your voice, and im just supposed to not feel something?".
The pair's conversation was cut short when Ororon bursted into the clinic blabbering about how he messed up and how Citlali was gonna kill him.
So a short while later when the noise had settled down and Ifa and Y/n had finished up for the day, the two sat down against a tree, the last stretch of Natlan’s sunlight making its final appearance.
"Sorry about earlier", Ifa rubbed the back of his neck. "I'm just so used to fixing things, not feeling them", he admitted.
Y/n gave him a reassuring smile. "Well you're doing okay so far", she nodded. "And besides, it adds to your boyish charm", she teased.
Ifa chuckled softly. "Yeah?".
"Yeah".
There's a pause — soft, steady. The kind of silence that feels like it's holding its breath.
Ifa studied her face like he's still not sure he's allowed to want this. His fingers brushed up along her wrist, feather-light, as he leaned in just a little closer.
"...Can I?", he said with a low voice, almost unsure.
He raised up his hand, careful, fingers curling just under her chin to tilt her face up. His gaze flickered between her eyes and her lips.
"You're really asking? After all that?".
She laughed softly, and the sound is so gentle it tugs something loose in his chest. Her hand moved to cover his, holding it in place under her chin. "You better."
And that's all he needs.
If only she knew how long he had been waiting to do that.
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gatorbites-imagines · 3 months ago
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Gator bro listen please, reader with an oral fixation doesnt have to be nsfw just chewing gum, nails, erases and most importantly marks hand. Chewlry was thier life like in highschool
I think the petvincibles would struggle sometimes with a reader like this, cuz they already love him so much but he's just "teasing" them in their eyes when he's chewing on pens, chewlry, popsicle sticks, etc. Expect the vincibles to want a lot of kisses and attention. They wouldn't force anything, but some of them might start acting extra clingy.
The viltrumwives are all older and have a lot more self control, so they'd be more chill about it. I can even see them being the kind to chew on pens and other stuff too when thinking. Nolan feels like he'd be the type to do so when writing, and conquest doesn't smoke I think but somehow still ends up with a cigar to chew on.
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sxeraphfic · 1 year ago
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Sub bottom Donnie Darko HCs ? :0
TW/NSFW - SUB DONNIE DARKO HCS 
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thank you for the ask!
I've decided to put this into different sections: general submissive hcs first, sub bottom hcs and the other section will be sub top! Read whatever one you prefer ♥�� 
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 GENERAL SUBMISSIVE HCS 
Donnie isn't a bratty submissive, I can imagine him being VERY well behaved when it comes to you.
Occasionally he’ll make some offhanded snarky comment, but you know he's only doing it for a reaction. He shuts his mouth as quickly as he opens it. 
Donnie is extremely praise motivated, he thrives off of being told when he's doing things well, when he's being a good boy, how he good he feels etc
Likes to be cuddled/pet/pampered
As for degradation it depends on the day, sometimes he kind of gets off on the fact that he's inherently a little weird and outcast-y 
But if you start practically verbally abusing him it may secretly scare him a little, he likes to be humiliated, not verbally assaulted.
Speaking of that, yes he has a humiliation kink, call him needy or pathetic and it'll drive him insane. 
Also messing around with him in public despite his outward annoyance will turn him the fuck on and probably give him a hard on, hence the humiliation kink.  
He enjoys it when you put your fingers in his mouth 
I can't lie bro has some beautiful doe eyes you bet he's gonna be giving you that. Look. he has (ifykyk) 
Probs has a secret mommy kink that you’ll have to fight to get out of him
As for physical harm he isn't a hardcore masochist or even close,  but he can enjoy a light slap, pinching, biting..maybe even some light crotch stepping.
but if you start beating the shit out of him he's not going to find it sexy at all, keep the violence tolerable! 
I said this before in the general but he has some weird kinks 
Although i don't think body worship is weird at all he takes it to a different level 
if you leave any of your clothing near him and you so happen to forget it he may smell it and jack off with it later 
doesnt mind a little choking
Hey, I said what I said. You gotta remember he's a bit of a freak.  
Absolutely a headgiver, he loves feeling you control his pace
SUB BOTTOM DONNIE HCS 
I think initially Donnie would take some time before admitting that he wants to bottom, assuming you're in a relationship w him around that time period it's important to note acceptance of that kind of thing was very limited
However since he trusts you he’ll eventually confide in you.  
Donnie wouldn't want you to be extra rough with him, well maybe sometimes he wouldn't mind if he was really in the mood. But he prefers normal paced fucking.
If you happen to be more fem presenting i think he would get off on the contrast of someone feminine railing him. Not necessary ofc but just a note 
That being said, if you are more masculine presenting he's gonna find that sexy too. Hes soooo bisexual i know his repressed ass will be screaming if he's getting touched by another masculine person 
Stroke his dick while you fuck him he wants it sooo bad 
I think he’d be most comfortable w/ doggy style and spooning
SUB TOP DONNIE HCS 
Def into cockwarming, in the sense that he's not allowed to move but is forced to feel the pressure of his dick inside of you for however long you decide to keep him like that.  
Controlled orgasm. Need I say less? He likes you to tell him when he's allowed to cum when fucking you
Edging is apart of that too, he likes when hes just about to cum and then you tell him to stop fucking you
NEEDS PERMISSION for everything 
Thigh fucking as a treat since he looooves your thighs
he likes it if you praise or degrade him as he fucks you
let him go a lil crazy with you every once and awhile as a treat
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rapunzelbro · 1 year ago
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Imagine you’re stuck being Valentinos Bitch
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Tw// dr*gs, implied abuse, dr*gging
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You were practically forced into being his partner after he started taking a liking of you, and since you made a deal with him you had no choice
You were drugged constantly, all sorts of drugs, shit slipped into your drink you don’t even know what was going on half the time bro. Dude wanted to make sure of that too
The others who are stuck under his control also know not to fuck with the bosses girl, that doesn’t mean that they won’t still try when he isn’t looking.
Y/N is always on some sort of drug and is super giggly all the time because of it. (Bimbo but not bimbo idk) she never was like this until she was forced into being his bitch
the only one who really knew her before what Valentino did to her was Angel Dust.
They definitely made few movies together and hit it off well
Oh and If she doesn’t show that giggly ass self when seen with Valentino she will just regret it later when Valentino has a ‘talk’ with her
She’s literally just doing anything to survive and now survive him
Angel dust being genuinely fucking worried about her and what abuse she could be going through considering how bad his abuse already is. The others at the hotel notice him slightly off
Cue Charlie trying to get to talk to you at a bar with Valentino.
Angel Dust only comes to try and grab Charlie’s happy ass to stop her since what happened last time
Valentino leaves for a second and Charlie ZOOMS tf over
Y/N doesn’t know what tf Charlie is talking about when she asks if she’s okay
“huh no I love him he doesn’t do anything to me that isn’t out of love” “NO TF HE DOESNT”
Valentino comes back while they’re having the conversation and and is pissed but doesn’t show it of course
Angel Dust got tf out of there bro but watched from afar
Valentino basically manipulates tf outta Charlie telling her nothing was wrong, while you were holding onto his arm, probably for support, but who knows. Grabbing onto your wrist tightly before dragging you out with him
Don’t think Angel and Charlie didn’t notice
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wishpid · 4 months ago
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SHINee at your family BBQ
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Pairing: Shinee x reader
Genre: fluff, family(?)
Warnings: some talks about food but nothing specific, family mentioning of marriage
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Onew
its not his 1st time meeting your close family
who already view him with postive opinons
onew further improves in thier mind that day
he wasn't even intending to do it
it just happened naturally
winning them over with his personality
he's trying to help with the food
which he end ups getting "scold" him for
joking that he's not part of the family just yet
so he cant know the secret family recipes
cue the two of you making eyebrows at each other
anyways youre kicked out of the kitchen
so you guys are forced to mingle with whoever else is there /hj
onew also gains points in the way he treats you
pulling out your chair for you, getting yalls food, grabbing napkins for you
your dad is very happy in his royal treatment of you
some family members pulling you aside later
telling you that he's a keeper pt. 1
something you already knew
Key
its key's 1st meeting really anyone in your family
hes briefly spoken with your parents though
but its not the same as actually meeting them
no worries because he fits pretty perfectly within your family
they're very much charmed by key
his quips & comebacks cracking them up
your aunties also like his reaction to their gossip
they begin treating him like he's one of them
filling key in on all the drama
even ones that you havent been privy too yet
dont let your aunties know
but key shares it with you later at home
even through all the chaos
he's always got you within his eyesight
key understands that you're not the best surrounded by a crowd
when yall come back together, its time for check-ups
its sweet
both of you making sure the other isnt overwhelmed
Minho
you're not sure exactly how
but minho ends up being everywhere at this bqq
the two of yall walked around when you arrived
greeting family you hadnt seen / talked to in a long time
introducing minho to them as your boyfriend
you had to leave him with the uncles/dads by the grill
but somehow find him tussling with the kids in the field
this results with your aunties whispering in your ear
telling you: he's a keeper for sure pt. 2
which you knew already
of course they're also bringing up marriage and babies too
minho ends up saving you
letting them know that the two of you are enjoying being two for now
he gets your heart fluttering though
whispering in your ear about how he does agree that he wants to marry you
bros lucky youre not dragging him down to the court house
better yet, he's lucky youre not about to make some uncle ordain yall in this yard
Taemin
hes met some of them before
you brought him along to one of your cousin's graduations
they dont have much of an opinion on him just yet though
but i do think taemin is very loved by younger cousins
the kiddos all over him for his attention as soon as yall arrive
you can only wave, giggling as he's pulled away by them
they have to be shooed away to give him a break
its earned him a plus in their parents' eyes
his ruffled state makes you laugh just the tiniest bit harder
taemin doesn't get long to rest though
your grandpa & uncles challenging him to dance battles
here's how i think it plays out
uncle 1: we heard you're a dancer? taemin: silent nodding w/ boba eyes uncle 2: come prove it then you: taemin you dont have to prove anything to them if you dont want to grandpa: that's right, cause we all know im the best
something like that
taemin reassures you that he doesnt mind
he has fun on the makeshift dance floor
your grandpa does end up teaching taem some moves
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izzyfishie · 25 days ago
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IZZY'S SG3 TRAILER THOUGHTS
it's time. FUCKKKKKKKKk
SPOILERS below.
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the jump rope game is based off a train track/station. i find this interesting, considering trains are used for transportation and movement of people + cargo, but also frequently used in media as suicide/death methods. people being tied to train tracks and stuff. that's kinda a weird comparison but that's what i thought of. also. the subway train is where the recruiter found most of the players.
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the fuckass square guard is back. why is he always here i cant.
gi-hun is questioning why he's still alive because he knows it's not fair. he FUCK he's now the one given the unfair treatment and he doesnt want it. he doesnt want to be seen as a martyr because its common sense to him. not to mention, earlier the games were literally changed for him (the new voting). he doesn't want to be special.
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ugh my poor babies :( dae-ho isn't beating the suicide allegations. neither is gi-hun, why did he grab the gun like that?? i fear he was about to blow his head off right then and there. (maybe not, but it's still concerning)
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zero sympathy for you btw.
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the blues indeed have keys. keys must open doors. reds must kill blues to get the doors.
which means we might actually see gi-hun kill somebody. but at the same time, gi-hun might intentionally throw. tbh idk how any of this is going to work yet, but we know he survives to the end, and is red (assumedly the team with weapons) so that leads me to think smth like that may happen.
BUT don't fear. i think gihun being forced to kill someone wouldnt be a sign of him losing his humanity, but rather him better understanding the struggles of those are in the games and therefore having MORE empathy for the victims. we know he doesnt blame himself for the games, rather the system.
not to mention.. heh.. i think he'd finally be able to better understand sang-woo and why he did the things he did IF that were to happen. #sangihun
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NOTABLE BLUES: dae-ho, 440, 18(9?)7, 172, seon-nyeo and her cult, the rest are too blurry for me.
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calling this the scratch n' sniff room. uh i think myung-gi is gonna have to do some bad things here!! im not really sure, we aren't given much here to work off of. but i swear i saw someone else in that room so
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no literally. what are these rooms. stop. i'm starting to think these are more like torture chambers 😭
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that blood is fresh. she absolutely had to kill somebody. im thinking it might be the guy she's seen throwing to the ground later (who i've debunked may be kim yeong-sam, 226).
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SEONHWA! toxic yuri! i love how seon-nyeo's followers are all gathered together. they really do see her as a god or saint of sorts.
holy shit can i say this set design is so good??
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whose hand is this? it's covered in blood. it could be a random, but it looks awfully familiar someone aid me
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this persons ankles have me concerned bc why are they vibrating???? someone is probably having some form of panic attack. minsu, maybe?
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once again, likely a random person. but theyre FUCKED. the entire train theme is crazy to me
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this scene mad me sick first watch btw. it's actually genuinely so sickening to meeee because ???? the flowers too, serving as their grave, like this is genuinely just mortality symbolism at its finest. i thought that was seon-nyeo on the floor, but it might actually be just player 400.
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this is the jump rope game. the blood looks fresher, which makes me think JR is first? who is he talking to? there's also blood dripping down his neck.
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bro who tf even are you get out irrelevant ass /j
i don't think those two scenes are spliced together, i think they're separate.
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oh wow in-ho is STILL watching the games. what a little prick.
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look behind geum-ja. 3 / 5 ???? come on you IDIOTSSSS
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that's gi-hun, i think. he's being wildly monitored. but also that guard is significantly short, could that possibly POSSIBLY be no-eul?
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fuck you bitches idc i hope you die
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hyun-ju and yeong-sam. she GIRLHANDLES HIM. like holy fuck hes FUCKED. maybe he tries to attack her and she fights back?
myung-gi and jun-hee talking during the JR game. does jun-hee attempt to sit it out? that would make sense.
ive run out of image spaces so. reblog time!!!!
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velvetvexations · 8 months ago
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my personal take on "antigonism" is that it's entirely what you make of it. which is to say, i agreed with your post explaining why you felt such a term was necessary, and i do think this mentality of "most of us are normal about each other" and simply assuming we understand each other's experiences by virtue of being trans is reinventing artificial gender solidarity between cis people ("bros before hoes", "girl's girl") but superimposed onto trans people. which can be particularly contentious, given that we're an extremely traumatized bunch with a lot of baggage and massively diverging perspectives on all kinds of things. relating to each other outside of conventional gender relations means we have to put in that much more work to bridge the gaps between us, because we can no longer rely on the common assumptions made about men and women to carry our interactions, if that makes sense.
i do think a whole word for transfem-to-transmasc solidarity does toe a line between being unnecessarily inflammatory and conditionally useful. i'm genuinely glad for the people who felt seen and appreciated by the fact that a transfem made so explicit her stance on intracommunity issues. i'm also sympathetic to the people who feel put-off by such a word. when does allyship become chauvinistic? there is no word for a non-misogynistic man to signal to women that he is explicitly anti-antifeminist, for example. do we need one? i think a vast majority would say no, on account of simply stating he believes in feminist principles to suffice. so i'm wondering what specifically the push was for you to coin a word around tfem4tmasc solidarity, because while i do think trans people as a whole need to take significantly more initiative about rooting out transmisogyny and transandrophobia both, i'm not quite clear on what could signal more clearly a transfem's stance on intracommunity dialogue than just saying "i believe in transandrophobia and condemn all radfems". all feminism, transfeminism included, has had their malicious actors-- the existence of transradfems isn't really anything noteworthy as far as the broader feminist conversations go.
i hope this doesnt come across as confrontational because i think the people who found comfort in the fact that you are willing to go that far for them is truly heartwarming. i just don't want to see us splinter further into microfactions over something like one person coining one maybe-overenthusiastic word on the internet
Sincerely, there is a word for men who are anti-anti-feminist, though, they're feminists. Granted, self-identified "feminist" men have somewhat of a negative stereotype associated to them, but still, feminist men are feminists.
One of the biggest reasons I think a term would be useful is because so many people feel unsafe in the trans community because of trans radical feminism right now that it can help them relax a lot when they see a trans woman identifies as such. Just reminding people with assurances that most trans women are Normal doesn't really help that when they keep running into ones who aren't over and over.
TRFs are aggressive about this stuff. Seriously, every single day, post after post, their primary form of activism is crying about TMEs stealing kinks and liking a children's toy too much. I feel strongly that should be countered. Even if they aren't the majority, they sure as hell act like it and repeat how great it is that every single trans woman except velvetvexations alone agrees with them.
To be absolutely clear, I do not think I'm the only non-weird trans woman! That is just literally what they say about me! They may be the minority now but that frog is boiling.
IRL transmascs are forced out of spaces and talked over when they're let in because mascuwinity is scawy, No doubt transfems have similar problems because some spaces are TERF-y, but that problem is exacerbated when social media is filled with TRF rhetoric because it gets drilled into people's heads they need to be worried about that, and I don't think "touch grass" is a good response to that.
Hell, what if someone touches grass and then they do happen to end up having people be transandrophobic/exorsexist/intersexist/etc. to them? "Oh, well, that didn't count, try again somewhere else, I prommy that's not Normal."
It's all about volume. I feel very, very strongly that volume is necessary here, to combat the feeling that that radical feminism is around every corner and help people feel at ease and know trans women are with them.
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toysrguts · 1 year ago
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sally face hc's!!!!
been putting off posting this for god knows what reason sally face fandom plz 🙏🙏🙏
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sal:
•cuts his own hair with safety scissors
•his fav food is dino nuggets idc sue me
•runs his own lowkey piercing business. he even pierced larrys ears and ashleys nostril. he wants to make it a career in the future
•somehow so good at comforting everyone but himself
•always knows what to say when someone's having a hard time, probably cuz hes been through a lot and can easily put himself in others shoes
•always really reserved and shy until him and larry go to a concert together
•cares more about price than looks so most of his stuff doesnt match at all
•most, if not all of his clothes are from thrift stores
•most inconsistent sleep schedule ever. sometimes he goes to bed early and sleeps like a baby, other nights hes restlessly playing his gearboy until the sun comes up
•regular cigarette smoker, but will only smoke weed if larrys with him
•so fucking awkward but always has good intentions. bro just cannot communicate for shit
•when he meets new people he likes to freak them out with his glass eye when they least expect it
•definitely a big industrial fan (NIN, skinny puppy, KMFDM, etc) but his favorite band is korn
•also loves music from the late 70s-early 80s that he grew up hearing on the radio cuz it reminds him of the good memories he had with his mom
•his earth shattered when kurt cobain died
•started watching so much mtv after meeting larry cuz he wanted to be more educated on his kind of music
•his shoes are covered in doodles and signatures from the group
•theyre also hanging on by a thread cuz theyre old as shit and hes had them since grade 6 💀
•has a small collection of custom prosthetic eyes with different colors and cool shapes in them and stuff
•when he meets new people he likes to freak them out with his glass eye when they least expect it
•takes halloween VERY seriously
•writes songs for ppl he cares about and plays them on his guitar
•he wrote a song for ash once and she still asks him to play it for her every now and then
•typa fella to never cuff his pants so theyre all faded and torn and gross at the bottom
•collects random animal (or human) bones he finds around the woods of nockfell
•baggy clothes cuz body dysmorphia
•seems really calm and collected all the time but lets it all out behind closed doors
larry:
•sal’s tripsitter
•REEKS of axe body spray to cover the weed stank
•has literally witnessed murder but is DEATHLY afraid of most bugs
•pulls a lot of evil pranks and sal just goes along with it
•lisa taught him how to cook from a really early age
•whenever the gang is hanging out they force him to cook them food but he usually just goes the lazy route and microwaves some mac n cheese
•only really shows his emotions around sal because he knows he understands
•so attractive but carries himself like hes not
•uses humor to cope and often jokes about being fatherless
•has a guilty pleasure for pop music
•a grade above the rest of the group
•frequent guyliner wearer
•his paranoid ass carries a switchblade everywhere he goes for self defense
•actually carries so much random shit in his pockets
•has a framed photo on his nightstand of him and sal at a meet & greet with the members of sanity’s fall
•his band shirts are so ancient most of them have massive holes in them
•the group calls him “larr bear” to piss him off in a loving way
•the look on his face when lisa calls him that in front of people is priceless
ashley:
•hair is so damaged from constantly messing with it
•loves doing other ppls hair too, especially sals (they do matching hairstyles sometimes :3)
•brings her camera literally everywhere and has a scrapbook of a bunch of memories of the gang throughout highschool
•also just takes random pictures sometimes cuz shes really into photography
•carries bandaids everywhere she goes just in case
•has to decorate literally everything she owns and make it look cute
•does not hold back on adding stickers (sal lets her stick them all over his mask sometimes)
•usually dozes off before she takes her makeup off and then just fixes it up in the morning and rolls with it
•collects everyones baby teeth to make necklaces and jewelry with
•likes to practice nail art on everyone
•has the best sense of style out of the whole group. the amount of clothes and accessories in her closet is impressive and she always puts together the most fire fits
•has a huge shoe collection from adidas, to docs, to combat boots
•so sweet and friendly to literally everyone but will actually kill someone if they fuck with her
•has a really hectic home life so she basically trained herself to sleep like a rock through anything
•literally the mom of the group, shes always looking out for everyone especially cuz she has her own little brother she takes care of
•master of diy she can make something out of literally anything and make it look amazing
todd:
•when times get desperate he sells bud from his dad’s garden
•never even came out to his parents, he didnt feel a need to they just accepted it and never questioned him
•has so many plants around the house and has names for every single one
•he doesnt allow sal to bring gizmo to his apartment cuz he once tried to eat bob
•everyones always asking to touch his hair cuz he takes care of it so well its so soft and curly
•spends the most amount of time on the internet than the rest of the group
•probably why his eyesight is dogshit 😹😹😹
•his brain is like its own encyclopedia, he’ll just randomly drop the most insane fun facts on everyone for no reason but its always a good conversation starter
•his parents randomly tell him these crazy stories from when they were young hippies
•they almost named him some hippie shit like “star”
•talks to himself a lot, like actual conversations with himself. sometimes he just narrates what hes doing without even realizing it until his mom walks in and is like “who tf are u talking to”
•on the spectrum and is deadpan majority of the time so whenever hes being sarcastic its so hard to tell
•so full of wisdom literally everyone goes to him for advice, even his own parents sometimes
•thats a left handed mf if ive ever seen one
•not photogenic at all and always has to be suade into being in group pictures
other random things:
•when theres no mysteries to be investigated, the gang likes to have sleepovers at larrys place where they smoke and watch movies and play video games and stuff
•sal and larry take “whats mine is yours” to another level. theyre always together and they share pretty much everything, from clothes to literal toothbrushes (they are disgusting)
•sal brings gizmo to chug’s place sometimes so soda has someone to play with (she likes to style his fur and he steals her stickers)
•a lot of the songs from the ost were songs that sal, larry, and sometimes rob recorded together for fun
•rob also taught them both how to skate
•chug is a massive weeb
•ashley and todd are basically sal and larrys ubers cuz sal has horrible vision and larry got his license revoked
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incorrectfatui · 9 months ago
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I was once again bored, so here‘s some of my Harbinger headcanons: this time, Harbingers doing a drinking contest
okay, so, going number by number- Pierro: Thinks he‘s too good to participate. If he does participate, he just drinks a few irish coffees, maybe a sip of whiskey, and dips before it becomes to chaotic. In Khaenri‘ah they used to primarily drink mead, but he says mead doesnt taste the same outside of Khaenri’ah. Capitano: Similar to Pierro, tries to play responsible parent while the other Harbingers drink. Gets really dissappointed when the more reasonable Harbingers get drunk, so he starts drinking out of despair. Lightweight, gets really depressed when drunk- which is good in comparison to some others… Dottore: really REALLY lightweight, but doesnt want to admit it. Segments have absolutely died of alcohol poisoning before. One of his life goals is inventing something to make him able to drink more. CANNOT for the life of him accept defeat in a drinking contest, but is always one of the first to get drunk. Ends up being REALLY hyper, before lying around sick. Columbina: Not a lightweight actually, but consumes ungodly amounts of alcohol VERY very quickly, so she ends up drunk anyways. Horrible. Scary. Even more dangerous than usual. Also very clingy, usually to the other female Harbingers or Scaramouche/Dottore. gets really hungover once she IS drunk and has to be babysat the next morning. Arlecchino: didnt have much time to drink as a teenager (had to watch over children- could technically have drank alcohol as a kid bc Crucabena dgaf, but yknow, she didnt wanna mess up a mission and DIE), so she‘s also pretty lightweight. Doesn‘t really drink much around her kids, so she’s out of practice for drinking contests. Fascinated and a little concerned by Childe‘s capability to drink, especially considering his age, but would never admit it. Tries her best not to get too drunk at the drinking contest, usually just ends up with a headache. Doesnt get hangovers, so if she‘s feeling nice (or if Pierro forces her) she‘ll help with the cleanup. Crucabena: Absolutely drinks around her children and doesnt really give a shit if they do (just really really not happy if they perform worse in the field because of it). Doesn’t get drunk easily, so she’s really just spending most of the contest egging other people (Dottore) on. Easily outdrinks Dottore, finds it really funny when he’s drunk (much to everyone elses disdain). Very functional even if she DOES get drunk. Could she be considered an alcoholic? I dont know, I‘m german, my standards regarding this are different. Pulcinella: Snezhnayan grandpa. Childe‘s idol. One of the last harbingers standing. Eventually ends up tending to Childe when he inevitably goes too far. Bro does not give a shit.
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sanjisboyfie · 1 year ago
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to help me sleep at night just random individual headcanons from various places of my brain (did it on my phone if typo ignore or u eill explode)
m!reader
if suguru is smoking and you come up to him:
option a: you smoke too, he lights your cigarette up w his lighter, cupping his hand over the flame to make sure it doesnt go out before your end is properly lit, OR he makes sure you have yours in your mouth, before leaning in towards you (his is in his mouth) and pressing the two ends together to make yours light off of his end, OR, he just insists on you two sharing the one hes already smoking, smirking as hes got infinite amount of indirect kisses lined up for him now
option b: you don't smoke, so he immediately stomps it out on the ground and blows the last hit he took into thr opposite direction of you so you dont ahve to smell it/smell like it.
satoru really loves embarassing you two in public, especially in his teen days. out of nowhere, really erotic noises would come from him - obviously unprompted and unprovoked - and he'd just start obnoxiously moaning your name...so fucking embarrassing. its like hes got the humor of a middle schooler. like youre in the arcade playing games w each other, he loses, and then he starts shaking the poor machine and jolting his hips back and forth AS IF hes getting railed when obviously hes FUCKING NOT and screaming "eugh!! uAgh!! HARDER [NAME]!! FUCK" and youre just trying very hard to get him to shut the fuck up
another satoru headcanon, loves gushing to u abt his lil nerd findings. when you were in highschool tgt, he would have you sit in front of him on his bed as he pointed to all the different mechanjcs his gundam figurine (bc he deffo collected them bye its ltr canon) has and going all nerdy by making silly noises like "pshhh! pfooo! baam!" as he makes them dance around in front of you. you just let him indulge you because hes honestly adorable whenever he does get rlly into it and not at all an annoying piece of shit, like he usually is. he might even rock ur bodies back and forth as hes doing all the sound effects too before setting the toy down and jus peppering kisses all over your face and neck. awww the little shit is being cute.
erm erm guys lemme cook w the one piece boys rq.
TRAFALGAR LAW...thats the headcanon.
ok obvs jk. but just imagine laws hands (gigglegiggle) and how theyre always in conract w u. mans cannottt keep his hands to himself. but nooo his hands needs to touch skin or else its not even worth it???? his fingers will slither beneath your shirt and grip onto your pelvis, or they'll go below your waistband and just run up and down your hipbone. if hes coming up from behind you his personal favorite is grabbing the back of your neck with his COLD ASS hands and watching you jump in genuine UNCOMFORTABLENESS and him jus laugh at u. then he kisses the spot he touched, covering the cold sensation w his warm lips. orrrr how about how he literally tugs you around w his hands. idk smth like pulling you inby yourbelt loops and forcing you to sit on his lap, no matter whos w u guys. or how hes always got his hand in yours so hes guiding you places/forcing you to stick near him
luffy gulp. luffy gulp gulp. the absolute sweetest sweetheart. probably loves kissing a lot. when u guys first started dating the only kisses hed accept were if u guys both looked like ducks and your lips were pursed to heaven and beyond. he thought it was rlly cute and liked how it felt. a very smiley teethy kisser if ykwim. 99.9% of ur kisses end up with him grinning ear to ear so youre basically kissing teeth stp but its ok hes babygirl it ok. luffy wants kissed for every single little thing. you gusy woke up? kiss. you guys r gonna eat breakfast? kiss. you guys r about to take a bath? kisses in the bath r fun!!!!! luffy is a kissing enthusiast. give him kisses wtfffff
tbh zoros a biter. like bro definitely bit kids when he was little. but MOVING ON FROM THAT. i mean: hes the type to bite as a form of affection. ABS IF U CANT SEE THE VISION IDC he definitely does. he sees your arms and thinks hmm i shd try eatin that in a very unserious way so he bites it when its in front of him and u genuinely look st him as if he has rabies. then he jus shrugs and ignores it??? which hello why is ur teeth imprinted in my skin rn ur jus gonna ignore it. if you guys r cuddling, he bites your bicep lightly to wake u up because hes too lazy to speak words. zoro rlly is "i no energy word bite yes" like dawg it does NOT work like that. bites your fingers sometimes when u hold hands....then licks it better when youre abiut to dcold him. the thing is this is all v nonchalantly done. like he rlly doesnt see how odd this is so he just does it and then cotninues on as if it isnt lowk v odd and abnormal. bites a lot. (he a freakazoid) dont let him rest his hesd between your legs for nap time he will definitely bite the inside of your thighs and that hurts like a bitch. next thing yk hes biting too close and taking off ur dick. do not risk it w this man.
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Question 6 from the entrapdak question game? :))
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Thank you for the ask! There are two terrible takes that to this day make me believe that some antis watched spop skipping every scene that had Hordak in it
Well, the first one is more of a crazy conspiracy theory, but I still wanna mention it - "Entrapdak is a pedo ship cause Entrapta was meant to be a teenager" and "her age was actually retconned so the writers could ship Entrapta with Hordak". I do wish that Entrapta's age was confirmed in the show itself, cause this aspect of her character did genuiely confused a lot of fans, but thinking that she was actually written as a minor but then was aged up just cause the writers wanted to make entrapdak less problematic?? Insane
The other take is "entrapdak bad because Hordak was manipulating Entrapta to work for him and was abusive towards her". And it used to be such a prevalent opinion in the main fandom too! I honestly think those people just hated Hordak sooo much (mainly for being a threat to Catra) that they were making shit up to make him even more evil and irredeemable so everyone would stop liking him or wishing him a happy ending. Many also loved Entrapta, but hated Hordak so much that they imagined he'd be a terrible partner to her and were insisting that she "deserved better" and was actually unhappy with him (some fake ass Entrapta fans imo) Like, lets dissect this take again. At first, as fellow Hordak fans always say, Hordak couldn't even manipulate himself out of a plastic bag. Plus there wasnt a single scene where Hordak manipulates Entrapta to do smth for him. It was Catra who made Entrapta side with the Horde and convinced her to work for them. Hordak didnt mind, but he also had no say in this. And when they became lab partners it was Entrapta who forced herself into Hordak's lab and in his life, she was the one always insisting on getting information and knowledge out of him, who insisted on working with him, bro just could not make her leave!
Many used to say Hordak was only using Entrapta for her skills (and also didnt care about her as a person, like hello?? have they seen s4 and 5?) when Hordak never made her do anything she wasnt intersted in - he didnt made Entrapta help him build the portal, she was already curious about portals! he didnt make her take care of him or build him a new set of armor, it was her gift! and he was never forcing Entrapta to stay by his side or be loyal to him or the Horde - she simply enjoyed working on this project and spending time with him. And when Hordak was told that she betrayed him he just... accepted it and never thought about revenge or punishment or anything like that. And he wasnt angry cause he lost a tool that could upgrade his tech or fix his problems, he was devastated because he lost his only friend. But you know who only saw Entrapta as a tool-
Then the abuse part - by that antis usually meant those two moments when he yelled at her/ cut her off while being in pain (and also brushed off Entrapta's hair). Like, yeah, Hordak has anger issues and he does scream a lot, and my boy should work on that, but such behaviour never made Entrapta feel distressed or afraid of him. She was either unbothered by Hordak's attempts at being scary and intimidating, or she was sad FOR him (and slightly dissapointed) - she never took his outbirsts as Hordak being genuinely mad at her, she knew smth was wrong with him, but it had nothing to do with her. He yells when he tries to imitate Prime and make ppl leave him alone, or when he's in so much pain he can't handle it and once again wants to be left alone (all because he himself doesnt feel safe around ppl T-T). Should he still apologize for snapping at Entrapta? Yeah. But is such behaviour abusive? I can be, but in case of Hordak? I dont think so
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w0rmm1lk · 1 year ago
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Hiiii
Can I request a Bakugo (Cuz let’s be honest, he is FINE AS HELL) x gn! Reader who’s very socially awkward?
Like, if anyone they don’t know tries to talk to them they’ll just be like🧍‍♂️and give them that classic awkward smile
yes!!!! i relate to this reader sm and also I 100% agree bakugo is so fucking fine like??????? he's a fucking 2d character from a style where theporportions arent even based on humans, he has unmanaged anger issues and will fucking explode and not in the joking sense and yet????/ like whoever made hi design TEL ME YOUR WAYS. he's so fucking pretty. but also as much as I love him jeanist did him so fucking dirty with that hair. jeanist looked at *THAT* and really said "I can fix him"??? bitch don't fucking fix him I like the explosive pomeranian bitch. but like that one scene when he was making fun of todoroki during the provisional license extras classes like bro I was watching with my siblings and had to aggressively hold back a fucking screach noise. AND I STILL DO WHENEVER I WACTH IT. he's a fucking anime character who is so damn unhealthy but if you cant tell by the length of this, I fucking love him.
reader: GN
characters: bakugo katsuki
summary: reader is a very much not people person so how the fuck are they dating bakuhoe out of all bitches
warnings: swearing if you couldnt tell. anxiety, mentions of anxiety attacks. bakugo being a bitch.
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💥- okay honestly, first day? didnt even know you were in the class.
💥- this mf too focused on beating everyone up to notice you.
💥- was forced to acknowledge you when you kiri and bakuhoe were in the same area during the usj attack.
💥- after yall beat the shit out of some ppl you were sweating a ton but not bc you just fought some bitches.
💥- your ass was panicked af, not only are you shoved in a small space with two extroverts, you're also being exxesivley complimented by Kirishima bc you punched someone and along with that the fucking usj is under attack.
💥- it was very obvious you were panicking tbh.
💥- like bakuhoe at this point doesnt give a shit about other peoples feelings at this point but even he could tell.
💥- you were just standing there with you r arms pinned to your sides staring into the distance as Kirishima was obsessing oever how you beat someone up.
💥- after the usj he started to notive you more often.
💥- he noticed hpw evenn when the whole class was close with each other, you were still extremely quiet.
💥- he noticed how awkward you were even when talking to your friends.
💥- he noticed how youd speak up if your friends were being rude to you but the moment someone like monoma said something you just shut down.
💥- he even noticed how panicked you were when you learned about the internships.
💥- during the sports festival you both fought one on one, that's when he truly noticed how awkward you were.
💥- like bro was beating the shit out of you while yelling shit like "say something damnit!"
💥- honestly even though he wouldve won anyways, the round ended faster due to your panic with him yelling n shit.
💥- bro was thinking about it more and was like "damn. but like why were they kinda cute."
💥- first thoughts?
💥- immediete denial.'
💥- bakugo thought his time would be something like loud and outgoging, someone whos super confident.
💥- then saw you who was about to have a fuckinh panic attack and was like:
💥- i want that one.
💥- honestly ur crush on him was not obvious at all, you were just your normal panicky self but this time with slightly more blush.
💥- honestly you guys didnt get together until someone had to word it to make it seem like they were challenging bakugo to confess.
💥- will fight someone for you.
💥- monoma insulted you? 3 days of house arrest for bakuhoe.
💥- someone judged you? explosions.
💥- cashier looked at you wrong? banned from the convenience store for the next 6 months.
💥- congrats on your new scary dog privledges.
💥- mf so fucking protective tbh
💥- its not that he doesnt think you cant fight for yourself, he knows you can beat anyone to a pulp. i mean like- you're in the hero course for gods sake man.
💥- more in the sense of, distant jealousy. you wont know he's jealous, but whoever is talking to you thats making him jealous will know.
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not my best work but i wanted to type something lol.
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the-s1lly-corner · 11 months ago
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Can you do a Crp x Reader who can't cook for shit but is really really trying? Like the food they serve looks good but tastes super bad
-From your local shit cook
Various crps x reader who cant cook
bro i made a cake for my birthday and its so good im becoming diabolical.. not really a cake person but this one turned out good!! cinnamon swirl cake w/ brown sugar cinnamon frosting my beloeved characters: laughing jack, ticci toby, slenderman, jeff the killer notes: reader is gn, they cant cook either, the only one who can semi cook is toby and slender but we dive into that in a minute cws: none
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SLENDERMAN
the only reason he knows how to cook is through observing; be it watching you or watching others in the past... hes no expert but he seems to have more luck in the kitchen than you do
no need to worry about giving him something that tastes bad, he doesnt need to eat human food- assuming his body even accepts it- and i wouldnt be surprised if his perception of taste was a little different compared to human tastes
doesnt make you feel bad about your cooking, will keep an eye from the corner of the room to see what you could be messing up... perhaps you were messing up measurements, or using the wrong ingredients? sugar and salt is an infamous mix up, it wouldnt be surprising if there were other things that got mistaken for something else
assuming eating human food doesnt make him ill, he will humor you and eat whatever you give him.. its his way of showing support!
TICCI TOBY
can "cook" but in the sense that he knows how to microwave something and follow the instructions, or spice up a bowl of noodles or some other pre packaged goods
despite not being much better than you, he still finds it hard to conceal his face when he tastes something that... probably shouldnt taste like that... he may even instinctively say something out of surprise before backtracking- he may not have much of a filter but hes doing his best to protect your feelings
might force himself to eat through the rest of the portion, may even give some push back if you tell him he doesnt need to finish it if he doesnt like it
theres an effort but keeping his face neutral is hard
LAUGHING JACK
cant cook at all, probably the type to light water on fire and stand there in awe wondering just HOW he managed to pull that off... on top of that, he doesnt need to eat.. so he never really picked up on the skill
eats whatever you make him, not very phased by the flavors the dish may give him simply because this man has likely put everything in his mouth at least once at some point... so unless you make a new thing hes never come across before, hes not going to give much of a negative reaction
he might try to make you feel better by telling you that your cooking isnt the worst hes had, he used to steal food from homes he was lurking in as a joke... theres... definitely worse cooks than you out there
offers to be in the kitchen with you, though that will more than likely end in absolute chaos regardless of if what ends up being made is edible
JEFF THE KILLER
cant cook either, like toby he can only really microwave stuff and make the bare minimum to keep himself going... does not go out of his way to make things better
that being said hes not all that much of a picky eater so theres a good chance hes going to eat most of anything you put in front of him... so theres that! there are a few dishes hes rejected, though, whether verbally or physically (in the form of his body just... ejecting the food. whether in the form of vomit or simply dropping it before he has the chance to swallow.. depends on how bad your cooking is)
if its something you want to get better at he lightly offers to learn to cook with you, his tone comes off as him just saying it to get you to pipe down... but he doesnt fight back or leave when you commit to the idea and get him to join you in the kitchen
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Sword gays showdown, round 2 of bracket one
Propaganda:
For Zoro:
Literally training to be the greatest swordsman in the world. Has a special three swords technique (one blade in each hand plus one with the handle held in his teeth). I haven't read the manga or watched the anime but the live action adaptation gives me extremely gay vibes and based on the fandom things I've seen I'm not the only one
bro uses three swords. has one in his mouth. dont ask how the HELL he manages that. one day he will be the worlds greatest swordsman....after he beats the current greatest for both the titles of greatest swordsman and fruitiest swordsman. he's dramatic as FUUUCK like bro what the hell. has homoerotic fights with the local twink like everyday. directionally challenged, can and will get lost in a paper bag, doesnt know left from right...he probably cant read, too. hes too silly ngl
First of all, im in like episode 250 and so far he hasnt been shown attracted to any woman at all during the whole show so far, not even when one changed clothes in the same room as him and this is anime so you know there were other characters with bloody noses and shit. With that out of the way he wields three swords at once [two in his hands, one is his goddamn mouth dude. Its cool af trust me.] When he was little he made a promise to his best friend that he'd be the best swordsman in the world. Later she died in a tragic accident and left her sword which he still uses today. He also carries a cursed sword but he overpowers the curse with a combination of skill and sheer luck. He got stuck in a chimney. While his crewmates sail their ship he takes naps. He learned how to cut through metal by fighting a guy who could turn his body into metal blades. That's metal. He refuses to fight this liberal marine officer because she looks like his childhood best friend and its just understandably really awkward for him. He's autistic. He's a he/him bisexual lesbian. He's a gay man. He's ace/aro. He's whatever you want him to be babey!!
he has 3 swords, wields one in his mouth sometimes, his dream is to be the greatest swordsman in the world
three swords and big aroace-spec gay vibes
He not only has a sword he has *three* swords. He's absolutely gay there's no way to see this man as straight. Also one time he licked his sword for no reason and that was really funny to me so I had to mention it
Look, this man thinks about three things: Swords, His Captain, and Booze. He’s on a quest to be the worlds greatest swordsman. The Live action has a scene where he declares his undying, unwavering loyalty to his captain WHILE reaffirming his promise to be the worlds greatest swordsman. At this point His dream and his Captain are so intertwined it’s crazy. Man is so sword-y he’s got three of them. When one of his swords broke he carried its empty scabbard until he was able to give it a SWORD FUNERAL. He hears a sword is cursed and takes that as a challenge. He will literally tell his swords off for “bad behavior” when they “act up” due to being straight up cursed. He tests one by throwing it in the air and sticking his arm out to see if it is so blood thirsty and ill tempered that it will cut him. Even though he’s literally the first mate if you ask him what his role is he’s going to answer Swordsman.
He's dedicated his life to two things: becoming the greatest swordsman in the world and his captain, Luffy. 
He mastered the three sword style. Its his style. It would've been more swords but he could only fit one sword in each hand and one in his mouth. He wants to be the world's greatest swordsman, a deal he made with his childhood best frenemy (before she died falling down the stairs). He thought he was All That at the start and was almost completely decimated by the actual Worlds Greatest Swordsman. Now, after two years forced training with that guy, he's probably in the top tier no-doubt, and honestly could already be the best but we just don't know for sure yet. Also, did I mention: he's got the whole demon/devil imagery going on at times. And he has absolutely no sense of direction! plus is a total softie when it comes to Chopper and all the children who somehow gravitate towards him. And he loves naps!
One of the guy's main goals in life is to be the best sword fighter and he fights with three swords which I think is telling enough of his skill.
For Sayaka Miki:
my favourite scene is the one where Sayaka turns off all her pain receptors to battle the shadow witch, uncaring of the damage dealt to her body, because what is a body but a decaying vessel you must eventually abandon anyway? that was very depression of her <3 Also there’s that one time (in the rebellion movie) where Sayaka stabs herself on her own sword to release the witch that dwells within her. and then she immediately gets up to fight back to back with her girlfriend. that moment lives rent free in my head. Sayaka is so depression and I love her for it:)
SHES SO GAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY SHE FLIRTS W THE MAIN CHARACTER HER NARRATIVE FOIL IS ANOTHER GIRL W TBE OPPOSITE COLOR SCHEME THEYRE RED BLUE LESBIAN MOMENT YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE ??? SHE COMES TO THIS FALSE REALITY LITERALLY JUST TO SEE HER GIRLFRIEND ALIVE THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND THERES A WHOLE OUTRO SEQUENCE JUST W THE TWO OF THEM SHE STUDIED THE GAY BLADE I STG also she uses a sword 🗡️ love u sayaka
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