#bsd textpost

[diagonal-queen]

so many things happened and so few of them actually settled in. meme making is the only way i can process

[neo--queen--serenity]

plot twist: Akutagawa has been shooting his shot since season 1 and is just really, really bad at it

[frostlineprince]

[crowscadence]

“The ADA is a mysterious organization that rules over the twilight” and its comprised of a catboy, a math teacher, a sad wet creature, and co.

[pe4rl-diver]

meant to post this with last months chapter but i forgor

[evil-queer]

edited a thing my sister said about ranpo in our group chat

[rashoumon-homo]

BSD as random text posts I saved (pt 1)

I apologize in advance if any of these have already been done. Feel free to repost and whatnot, credit optional (just don’t go claiming you made them).

[etrevil]

skk that got married for a mission (that didn't need them to get legally bound but they did it either way) as teens in the mafia, and now, years later, Chuuya is fed up with Dazai being unsanitary while "temporarily" crashing at his apartment and demands a divorce for an indefinite period of time (aka until they're mushy-hatey with each other again).

Nikolai's the judge, Sigma's the lawyer (aka the guy trying to translate the mushy-hatey language of skk into normal words), and Fyodor's the jury with Bram and Aya. The ADA and PM are the unfortunate, unwilling witnesses to the "horribly domestic lives of Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara" and has to recount instances of them being a couple.

Ango brings out the actual paperwork for a divorce and skk glare at him like hell hath no fury comparable. Then it's offered they live apart, and both react so dramatically it's like you suggested they rip out their hearts for a day. Dazai even pulls a Victorian-lady faint. Sigma walks out at this point.

In the end, it's settled Dazai sleeps on the couch for a week.

[dazai-daily]

[localdumpstertrash]

Short bsd textpost :3

[diagonal-queen]

so i missed ango's birthday and rimbaud's birthday yesterday. today is ranpo's. the only way i can make up for this is an abundance of memes. ranpo first

feel free to send me requests for these three btw- especially rimbaud i've been wanting to write about him but can't think of shit (it can be with verlaine or reader idc lol)

[karma-brainrot]

Beginning of the Karma text post meme collection

Someone get the poor boy outta here

[frostlineprince]

i love mushitaro oguri (my wife)

[crowscadence]

Kunikida: that man annoys me to no end

Atsushi: kunikida Dazai is your husband

[sleepinghellokitty]

Atsushi: Sir that's my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream, please don't question it

[ranpos-autism]

“Soukokus song is Partners in Crime by Set It Off!” this “No it’s Diamonds by Rhiannah!” that WHAT ABOUT “NEARLY WITCHES (EVER SINCE WE MET)” BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO