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belleswiftss17 · 1 year

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I don’t really get the people saying Taylor is out to hurt/destroy Joe. I think she’s pissed at him and wants him to believe she’s fine and doesn’t need him. BUT I don’t think she is a terrible person because she’s showcasing her new fling/rebound/boyfriend. She’s messy and always has been. Did you forget about BTR and her interview with Ellen about JJ? MESSY. Let her live a little bit, jfc.

#why are swifties suddenly coming out of the woodwork defending the shit out of Joe #i don’t get y’all #also yes matty is gross #but I’m not dating him #obviously Taylor is gonna do what Taylor wants to do #she’s friends with Lena like she don’t give AF

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noodles-and-tea · 6 months

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Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

#when Merlin goes to work #(I am undecided on what he does but I think he does have a job (probably a librarian I’d that’s not TOO cliche…))#he sets Arthur up with a bunch of history books and documentaries to try get him up to date (as much as he can)#and in the evenings they watch all Merlin’s favourite tv shows and movies #I can’t pick what kinds of movies Merlin and Arthur like #I get the feeling they both like pride and prejudice but I’m also biased #I think Arthur would like murder mysteries #ALSO If anyone’s got any fics where Merlin introduces Arthur to modern society please please PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME #my art #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur

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steddietogo · 2 months

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Metal head musician Eddie Munson’s black cat Strider who loves pop music and screams at Eddie every time he picks up his electric guitar.

Strider’s favorite is pop princess Steve Harrington’s newest album. Eddie knows each song word for word (he’ll never admit it)

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #Eddie has to put on Steve’s album on the tiny kids headphones for strider if he wants to practice on his guitar #I’m imagining steddie meeting at the Grammys or something and everyone expecting some animosity between the metal head and pop star #but Eddie walks up to him and is like my son loves your new album #Steve who has been crushing hard on Eddie thinking he has like a secret family or something #then Eddie pulls out pictures of Strider #they start dating obviously

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doctorsiren · 2 months

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the doodles I did while flying back home today

#doctorsiren #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #serizawa katsuya #inukawa mameta #inukawa aneko #takenaka momozou #shou suzuki #mr kageyama #mrs kageyama #it’s when they’re dating so they’re younger BUT WAHH HE LOOKS LIKE SERIZAWA OOPS #mrs serizawa #why couldn’t the parental figures have first names HELP #serirei #hatori nozomu #joseph from the government #guys wouldn’t Joseph and Hatori be a wild ship haha haha jk jk … unless 😊#digital art #my art #procreate #doodle page #also yeah Mr Kageyama is 100% a psychic in my opinion bc the parents are so so chill with their kids’ powers #especially him he’s so nonchalant and also psychic powers are genetic SOOO #the second page is mostly stuff referencing the fic I’m writing (minus the Serizawa and Shou doodle)#Joseph also looks like Eminem 😭😭😭😭 HELP

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ghost-bxrd · 7 months

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Prompt:

It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.

But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.

Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne

#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT #Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here #his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is #dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother #his build certainly makes him look old enough #if you don’t look at his baby face lol #Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode #Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction #Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd #jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd #while clutching Damian like his life depends on it #for all he knows it does #the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby #Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T #jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY #hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again #it’s not gonna hold for long #but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH #Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl #or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son #running away from him #and clutching a tiny kid #prompts #jason todd #batfamily #Damian wayne #batdad #brucie wayne

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

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ghostvibesonly · 7 months

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DID NOT GO WHERE I WAS EXPECTING IT TO OH MY GOD /POS

PENELOPE’S THEME AND INSTRUMENT?? ODYSSEUS BEING QUITE LITERALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER AND HAVING SEEMINGLY NO OTHER WAY TO SAVE HIS MEN BUT STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ACT (EVEN THO IT WOULDN’T BE A TRUE ACT OF BETRAYAL BECAUSE THERE’S NO ACTUAL CONSENT ON HIS SIDE AND IT WAS SOMETHING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE COERCED INTO)??? CIRCE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BEFORE AND BELIEVING THAT “BECOMING THE PUPPETEER” IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HERSELF AND HER NYMPHS SAFE SO SHE OFFERS THIS “ACT OF PASSION” TO STILL HAVE A FORM OF CONTROL, AND THEN SEEING ODYSSEUS IS NOT LIKE THOSE BEFORE BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH PENELOPE (WHO HE HASN’T SEEN IN 12 YEARS) THAT HE REFUSES HER OFFER AND PLEADS BECAUSE IT’S NOT WORTH IT EVEN THO THATS THE ONLY OPTION HE’S BEEN GIVEN??? HIM CALLING HIMSELF A PUPPET MAKING HER REALIZE THAT THIS CYCLE OF ABUSE AND CONTROL ISN’T WORTH IT ONLY TO COME TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE TRULY IN LOVE AND TO BE HURT, SO SHE OFFERS HIM AN ACT OF KINDNESS INSTEAD???

“Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road”

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jabesa0 · 1 year

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💵 Money Shot 💵

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #obey me fanart #mammon #obm mammon #I love him #I love being self indulgent #the playboy bunny tattoo was so necessary please understand #I love my fucking wife he’s so beautiful and I desire him in every way possible #I’m on all fours growling and snarling GRAAAHHHGH I LOVE HIM

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2many-art · 1 month

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🎉 Happy birthday Barbatos ! 🎉

#i do hope the countdown was worth it and that this is not underwhelming guys #i know i already drew him in his blue suit last year but it was itching again this year i’m sorry #🌃.art #🌠.my art #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #digital art #obey me barbatos #obey me birthday #happy birthday barbatos

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the-obnoxious-sibling · 3 months

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the way tommy’s concerns are about buck’s readiness for guy-dating in general, and buck’s responses are about his eagerness to date tommy in the specific.

like. “i can’t stop thinking about him” is not really an answer to the question of “are you ready (to openly date a guy)?” but it’s all the answer buck has. it’s all the answer he wants to have, at this point.

#911 #bucktommy #it’s very buck of him to think about it this way too #how’s that one producer interview go? taylor values the truth most and buck values ppl most? something like that?#anyway. i think that’s why his coming out goes the way it does.#buck doesn’t care about telling his ppl ‘i’m bi’ he wants to tell his ppl ‘i’m dating tommy’

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chaoticace2005 · 8 months

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Inspired by this fic: Something New (For Good Luck) - Chapter 1 - False_Fantasy - Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

@falsefantasy

Lucifer, talking to Husk and Angel: I’d take a page out of your boyfriend’s book and-

Angel: *spits out drink*

Husk: My what?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Oh, sorry, are you two married? Okay, husband’s book-

Angel and Husk, both blushing: NO!

#I mean… nobody’s told Lucy that they aren’t together yet right?#so…#I’m waiting for this mistake to happen in the show #watch this be how one of them figures out they have feelings #why did he call him my boyfriend? we aren’t boyfriends! we wouldn’t date #…right?#hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin husk #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hanthony #anthony hazbin hotel

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nightlocked-in · 5 months

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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

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aballadforbarbatos · 9 days

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MC has over 800 thousand followers on main.

this post gained thousands of retweets and likes in minutes.

lucifer, will you believe them if they say it was just a joke?

(oh yeah sorry for shit picture quality btw)

#not doing what i should be doing #i’m going thru it with mephisto y’all #wanna write about him so bad but i don’t know his character that well #hmmm. might reblog with a story anyway #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me mephistopheles #obey me twitter

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willthespy · 4 months

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Valgrace? But like in the sense that Leo is cupioromanic and they kiss, cuddle and call each other things like ‘babe’ platonically

‘This is my best bro Jason!’ Jason is covered in cartoony kiss marks

Pride Month Day 05 - VALGRACE

did somebody say…queerplatonic valgrace….

Jason is drawn shirtless bc scars obviously… I have a whole Jason resurrection AU in my head i just need y’all to ask me about it. also def note the kiss on one of the scars!!! that was on purpose!!!

To anyone unaware (yes, here we go AGAIN), I take suggestions to draw a queer/trans/aro (lgbtq+) character or ship every day for pride month. Anyone can suggest any ship, character, etc. (headcanons or not.) No proshipping obviously. You can always request multiple times! Don’t hide your pride… (ALSO SEND MORE SOLANGELO REQUESTS…. I KEEP SAYING THIS BUT CMON GUYS… REMEMBER WHO WE ARE….)

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tennessoui · 21 days

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I don’t even need to say it do I……

#obikin #at first awkward and horrible because the date definitely ended in sex #(sex where I’m torn between anakin calling him daddy and obi-wan nutting instantly #OR obi-wan being a very slutty crying eager bottom as soon as anakin gets his cock in him)#either way it’s embarrassing to think about in the light of day #especially because anakin is in his friend’s bridal party #so he’s standing up there for the ceremony and obi-wan is giving the groom away or something #and then he turns to sit and spends #half the wedding trying not to watch anakin and the other half tearing up at the ceremony l #while also not trying to watch anakin also tear up probably

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steampunkedemon · 2 years

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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀#‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the #job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores #you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams #babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭#if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you #not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #wednesday x tyler #weyler #wednesday #wednesday tag #guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them

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