#but THAT deserved brainworms

[silver-stake-through-the-heart]

While what the writers and actors in cons (and on Internet) say can be funny…

…it'll never have a tenth of the power of the Still beautiful, still Dean Winchester line.

[bloodsuckingfiends]

Astarion sat between Tav's thighs. His back pressed against their chest, his own thighs splayed wide. Astarion couldn't remember the last time he felt so vulnerable in a good way.

Tav's fingers ever so lightly draw a line down his chest, leaving goosebumps in their wake, before trailing back up the way they came to circle one of his nipples. His hips buck in response, cock gliding through Tav's well-lubricated hand.

"You've been such a good boy, Star. Tell me what you want." One, two, three pumps of their hand along his length.

He swallows, his adam's apple bobbing in his throat, head lolling back against their shoulder, "I want to come, please."

[maalidoesart]

a moment of peace

[zillychu]

Finding out the Danny Phantom pitch bible originally included more creatures other than ghosts really makes me want to just (DUMPS TRANSCENDENCE AU ALL OVER IT)

[quick-catton]

i just want to say that these two have been on my mind literally all of january. the thought of the debauchery they would indulge in. bobby and his pretty boygirlfriend. using him as a decoy in robberies, his cute lil thing an easy distraction while he takes what he needs, allowing them both to easily slip away. getting to show off his pretty baby in clubs, having a sweet little thing as his passenger princess during long drives through the dessert. a doll for him to dress up and have hanging off his arm wherever they go. anyway <3

[kuragesoda]

*busts through your walls* hi can i talk to you about my golden retriever bf jiro agenda

+bonus under the cut :DD

[razornioccam]

part of liking elibarra is acknowledging the uncomfortable truth that they would never work out in their universe. not just bc of the obvious real world implications but bc they simply clash too much. ibarra may try to look past that (as seen in him inviting elias to run away with him abroad) but elias knows its simply not possible. they are worlds apart.

ibarra has caused elias so much pain, even if he had no intention of doing so. he hurt him by being part of the eibarramendia family, by thriving at his family's expense. he hurts him by being dismissive of his pleads for reform, by siding with his oppressors, by chiding those who he deems below him- people that are just like elias, reduced to criminals. and he will hurt him again by being capable of change, by being someone worth saving. if ibarra continues down the path of violent retribution, he will hurt the many eliases of the country. elias knows this, and jumps off the boat anyway.

ibarra will hurt elias again and again and again. but elias will always choose to save him. because it's the right thing to do. because he has a real chance at sparking the revolution, even if their ideas of how it should happen differ massively. because unlike elias, ibarra was not made to suffer.

what im saying is jose rizal was a pioneer of toxic doomed yaoi

[0vergrowngraveyard]

sitting in my little corner of “as much as i love love love prime bros, i also love the idea of nine being a character to fought so hard to get something, anything, and in the end, he got nothing”

i love me a tragic character who fought so hard to get his happy ending but never did because life just wasn’t fair to him

the cards weren’t in his favor and he lost

[gracelesstars]

On this New Year's Eve, are you too thinkin' bout season 8's: "I did everything I could to get you out! Everything... I did not leave you!" "Nothing you could have done would have saved me, because I didn't want to be saved... After the things I did... I didn't deserve to be out." and season 15's: "I left, but you didn't stop me."?? Because let's be real - Cas would *not* have stayed if Dean had stopped him as he didn't think he deserved to have Dean's acceptance/love. (can't believe that 3yrs later on I am doing 180 on this - i.e. initially thinking that Cas not staying was a result of Dean not asking)

anyways, I guess this is your usual reminder that Dean saving Cas from the Empty & saying "you don't think you deserved to be saved/loved?" is the only series conclusion that would've made perfect sense. See you with the same message, just rephrased differently, next year!

[wrenkenstein]

A cover for @techslander for their Juntech fic, “Close”, which you can read here! It takes place in a modern!au and is short and so soft. I had to draw something for it! 

Read it here: https://t.co/ZKoT9RH1wv

Please go support Dax and their work, they’re an exceptionally talented writer and have more than just that on their archive! :)

[blujayonthewing]

pitched battle inside my brain between the part of me that's desperately shaking myself by the shoulders going "YOU HAVE GOT TO ACTUALLY LIVE THE KIND OF LIFE YOU IMAGINE INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING AROUND IMAGINING IT UNTIL YOU DIE!!" and the part of me that's clutching my face going "is this allowed? is this allowed?? is this allowed???"

[n33dlew0rk]

I'm kinda illegally rewatching season one and gods how I wish Eddie was a side character all along.

Like how would he not know / be friends with Jonathan? Jonathan who is an artistic loner who listens to The Clash and breaks open a glove compartment with a pocket knife to steal his dad's gun.

How would he not know / ace Mr. Clarke's classes when he was younger? Mr. Clarke that has no issue whatsoever explaining to kids about alternate dimensions because he knows perfectly what the Vale of Shadows is.

I feel ROBBED every time I spot a detail that would go hand in hand with Eddie.

[nakanemiya]

made some teenage mutant neglected turtles propaganda (have no if Im late or not but oh well) teenage mutant neglected turtles au: @nerves-nebula

they have made me realize a little too much about bad home life irl, god ily them so much

[sthenored]

We talk about Mobei-Jun realizing that he’s god’s favorite and going 😳

But I don’t think we talk enough about Binghe realizing that he’s not even god’s favorite and the self-worth mental breakdown he could have from that

Especially Bingge. Imagine a Binghe without even a Shen Qingqiu to love him finding out that he was just a scapegoat through which god could influence the world, not even favored, merely a puppet to be used to exact god’s will.

Unable to find real love because god willed it so, condemned to a life of shallow tethers never meant to fill the hollow, gaping hole in his chest that ached and yearned for anything to fill it.

Wretched heart beating to a chanting rhythm that begged for more, more, anything at all, please

Unable to express his true desires even to his closest confidants because something that was not his own will would glue his tongue down.

Binghe was not beloved by his own god, he was cursed by Him.

A puppet pulled along by invisible strings, burned by the touch of divinity but healed by the blood of the heavenly demon that burned in his veins as quickly as it came, leaving behind no evidence with which he could prove claims of that divine interference.

It was only after he had been lead through fire, dragged barefoot through the shattered realms, that he had been mocked with the evidence of what could have awaited him, had he not been leashed.

A mirror image of himself untouched by the all-encompassing might of divine will. Happy. Fulfilled.

Binghe was not favored by god, neither of them were. But at least the Other One had been ignored by Him. And Binghe would ever burn with a hatred that he could be assured was wholly his own.

[4doorssys]

Thinking about college Mattfoggy about Foggy getting Matt Velcro shoes because it must be difficult tying shoes every time right? Especially for someone who is blind? So he finds out Matt's size which he finds very difficult spying at his best friends and roommates shoes. Matt doesn't know why Foggy keeps trying to steal his sneakers and at this point he's not gonna ask. Foggy gets the shoes and gives them to him for Christmas. Matt opens the shoes and Foggy is so proud of himself finding Velcro shoes in Matt's size and Matt just. Stares at him. Foggy says they're Velcro!! Velcro shoes! Because they would be easier to get on and off and he doesn't have to worry about laces they're great right? And Matt just keeps starting at him. And that's when Foggy starts to panic. He didn't mean to do anything offensive. Definitely didn't mean to imply that Matt didn't know how to tie his shoes or that he was a helpless child who needed Velcro shoes. Matt just breaks out into laughter at Foggy not able to contain his amusement at the situation. He explains to Foggy that he just keeps his shoes tied just tight enough that they stay on his feet but loose enough that he can slip them on and off. That way he doesn't have to worry about laces every time he has to put on his shoes. He definitely didn't need Foggy to shell out whatever he paid for Velcro shoes in his size. Foggy on the brink of tears calls him an asshole and to take the shoes they're his now. Matt thanks him truly appreciating the gesture. Foggy tells him that the shoes are red and Matt tells him that that is his favorite colour and thanks him again. He wears the shoes every day until they fall apart. Foggy buys him a new pair every time they do.

[zo0pl0op]

i think the biggest flex i currently have is me getting shane up to 10 hearts and harvey up to 8 in two days (i am currently midway thru summer 1 and i started this file yesterday)

free love mod is on btw