#but i’ll never tell

[rooolt]

big fan of characters who when they stand still could be almost statuesque in their elegance and beauty and then they open their mouths and are the most insufferable annoying cringefail loser on the planet

[lil-miss-brainrot]

no… i’m definitely not mourning mike’s luscious black locks from season 4… and the missed opportunity to have his hair be pulled back into the smallest, most pathetically adorable ponytail… with some of the front pieces falling out… cascading gently against his beautiful freckled face… no definitely not

[chrissy-kaos]

Hi, you’re drop dead gorgeous! Definitely one of the hottest trans women I’ve ever seen. I wanted to ask a question about your newest post if that’s ok? I was wondering if i spied a chastity cage in the picture? I’m pretty sure it is with the 🔐 over it. If so that’s hot. I definitely need to see more!

Aww thank you for the compliment 🥰

As for your question.. the peeps on my onlyfans certainly know the answer to that. Maybe you should check it out 😜🥵🔐

[horroroftheflesh]

if u all knew my secret sexual celebrity obsession u would gag

[remxedmoon]

save me bonnie isat… bonnie isat… save me…

woah what!!! isat fanart with color??? preposterous. greyscaled versions under the cut!! (and also the last doodle without the crusty old drawing next to it!! incase you want to use it for anything)

anyways. uh. scampers away like a little rat

[so-very-small]

genie: so, you have three wishes-

me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.

genie: that’s…. specific.

me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.

genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this

me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword

genie: NICE

[saytrrose]

Siding with Kinglys Usurper route just to be in this predicament with Kinger

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock freddy looking kinda zesty in that pose lmaoo.

Now they can look zesty together

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[jinxremoving]

[rooolt]

babygirl I’m on all the spectrums

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[skreebat]

you’re getting too old for this, Kremy Lecroux.

-- [BTW I do commissions]

[somecleverreference]

Hi my name is Count Doctor Hannibal Lecter VIII M.D. im a cannibal (that’s how I got my name) and I have shiny brown hair with gold streaks and silver tips that reaches my mid-neck and maroon eyes that reflect red pinpoints like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Sandro Botticelli (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Lady Murasaki but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a cannibal but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale golden skin. I’m also a doctor, and I own a psychiatric practice in Baltimore where I help my patients (I’m forty-seven). I’m an aristocrat (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly brown. I love Garrison Bespoke and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a brown plaid suit with a matching silk pocket square and a blue paisley tie, blue socks and brown oxfords. I was wearing pink lipstick, beige foundation, gold highlighter and concealer on my eyebrows. I was walking outside the BSHCI. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of fbi agents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[satellite-runner]

being physically disabled as a young adult after being an physically active child in and physically active family, who still participates in the online spaces for physically active hobbies but cannot participate physically means… i’m a living nightmare. i talk to people who share this interest with me, and my existence is their worst nightmare. they see my crutches and hear that i cannot walk far or climb a ladder and think, thank god it isn’t me. my existence is horrible and unimaginable to able bodied people.

[indybob]

Bradley’s internal monologue while looking at Jake during this scene