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[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #11

When Danny heard Superman had a clone, he wasn’t that surprised. He had a clone, too, after all.

He was surprised, however, when Lex Luthor himself approached him. Asking him to bring Superman some paperwork.

Intrigued, Danny asked him what it was. Child support payments wasn’t the answer Danny was expecting.

[a-spy-in-hisui]

Marc's amnesia can make things really confusing, because he is not completely certain that what he remembers correspond to his personality.

One of the main example is his vegetarian status. People think that Marc refuses to eat meat because he likes Pokemon too much.

This is partially true. When he discovered that meat here is "Pokemon Meat", he felt so bad that the sight of it make him nauseous.

But that's not the only thing. Marc remembers, though faintly, hearing a voice...

"Hey, can't you tell by his pasty skin that's Marc's a vegetarian ?!"

The voice was static, devoid of any signs about whether it was male or female, but it sounded so sure of itself, like it knew him, that Marc couldn't help but believe in it.

If he continued in that path, then maybe he could remember more...

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

I FUCKING KNEW IT HIS HAIR BRAID IS DIFFERENT

[wobinofylisse]

Good to see you're having fun with Frontiers!! I've been playing the game in call with friends on Discord and all of us are just adoring it.

There's a couple bugs and issues here, but I think if they do this 'open-zone style' again, just given some more polish and fine-tuning? Oh it'd be even better.

Yeye it's a super fun game!

I've got a few gripes with it here and there but it's overall been a very positive experience.

One of which being it probably shouldn't have been on the switch with how much pop in it has to do because the system isn't really powerful enough to run it but I'm thankful it's there anyway because it's nice to play in bed.

I'm just glad that the story is actually compete melt written because I always knew that Roger Craig Smith could be a good Sonic if he was given something good to work off of.

[joealwyndaily]

why did they just now add him to the pilot if it's been canned 👀 🤡

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

[junkartie]

The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[mo-mode]

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

[mag200]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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