#but what am i supposed to do with it now 😭

[ghostedeabha]

Ooooo oh my god that Simon anesthesia story was so good 😭

And omg What about a flip of that situation?? Kinda based on that one video where the girl is under anesthesia and her boyfriend kisses her and she’s like “THAT CUTE GUY IS KISSIN ME!! :0”

this is such a cute idea, i love it. i hope it's up to your expectations! sorry it took so long and that it's so short T^T

simon 'ghost' riley x reader

wc: 364

warnings: none really, lots of fluff. mentions of surgery, mentions of dental surgery.

a/n: ahhhh first fic since i came back, sorry for the long wait everyone T^T when i regained motivation, i got locked out of my blog for a few hours ans it was very stressful but all is well now and i'm really trying to stick to writing now, so send in all your ideas n requests!

if you were to rate how you felt on a scale of 1 to 10 right now, you’d probably answer 11 with a giggle just from how whacked you were from the anesthesia after your surgery.

simon couldn't take you seriously right now, and it was kind of adorable actually, trying to stiffle his laughter at how shy you were acting around him as if he wasn't your boyfriend.

“how’re you feelin’ there, luv?” he asks with a grin on his face.

“’m great, thanks doctor.”

oh cute. you thought he was your doctor.

“you know who i am, (name)?” simon chuckles.

“i… definitely do. yes.” you reply slowly, confusion evident in your voice but you were determined to not give away the fact that your memory was hazy right now.

“do you now?” another soft chuckle leaves simon as he continues to press you. he leans a little closer to you, suppressing his chuckles when your face begins to burn a little redder from his proximity to you.

“mhm.” you nod, looking up at the man who was clearly trying to tease you into an oblivion.

“well that’s good.” simon says, tipping your head back to look up at him with a gentle grasp on your chin, his tumb and forefinger gripping your face softly yet firmly.

he leans down to press a quick, loving kiss to your lips and the reaction you have is absolutely priceless to simon.

your face is as red as a strawberry and your eyes are wide like dinner plates as you stare up at him in pure shock and awe. simon can't help but let out another, deep chuckle at your reaction.

meanwhile, your mind is racing a million miles a minute.

this cute guy just kissed me! oh my gosh! what do i do? what am i supposed to do?! he just kissed me!

when the man speaks up, you swear you’ve never felt dumber as the memories come back to you like a flood.

“i’m your boyfriend, darlin’. simon, remember?”

you have never felt more embarrassed in your life.

and simon’s never felt more in love.

[gummieturtle]

my ao3 isn't working😭😭😭 it's not letting me log in smh how am I supposed to read my arguably absurd amount of bedtime fics now huh??? what do you expect me to do? sleep?? pfft absolutely not

[chrysanthemumgames]

I've now officially played through every route twice: once romantically, one platonically. I went in expecting to like Hermes or maybe Charon the best and then HEKATE comes outta nowhere with a steel chair and knocks all the competition out of the park. She's like the perfect combination of teasing and reassuring. I get the feeling that there's a lot more she hasn't told us yet and I am sooooo excited to learn more about her in the next game like!! What am I supposed to do with my life until Blood of the Living is finished?? 😭😭

But for now, I know what I must do... play through all the routes again but stay on Olympus this time and break my own heart.

I almost never get people talking about Hekate, but this is exactly why I wrote her. And honestly I really enjoy doing so. I love that she has a history just as difficult as anyone's, but she's come out of it as a person determined to focus on the future, for better or worse, and work every day to be happy. (And help other people along to that, too, if she can.)

Also, oof, good luck on the Olympus playthroughs.

[autistic-katara]

they shouldn’t let that special interest i had in babies and pregnancy nd stuff come back until i’m a financially stable adult in a long term relationship

[tricoufamily]

i didn't even play the pack i got distracted by the apply to all button

[submarinerwrites]

you dont understand im fucking devastated that they took like half of the dc animated movie universe off of hbo max how am i supposed to get my weekly batlantern fix

[foolishlovers]

that feeling when you’ve just finished reading a fic that you know is gonna haunt you (in the best possible way) forever

[dazais-guardian-angel]

this torture we're going through with the anime must be divine karma for slandering Bones all this time...... they said "oh, you don't like how we adapt things? you say the manga does it better?? okay then, well now there is no more manga. it's Bones or bust, bitches."

[gunsatthaphan]

"is that what you want?"

[i-live-in-your-vents]

I just went on AO3 to read my little bedtime stories (hurt no comfort fics) and it’s down!? AO3 PLEASE YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. MY BEDTIME STORIES AO3! WHAT ABOUT MY BEDTIME STORIES?!

Crying rn I NEED MY FICS 😭

[fivefeetfangirl]

How am I supposed to go back into the world after reading this

[electric-plants]

@ whoever decided to run alhaitham and furina consecutively like that come fight me rn😭😭

[purpurussy]

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[nerdie-faerie]

Just when I think the day's going well, I crash a golf cart

[piningpercussionist]

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Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[nosleep83]

I hate having a transphobic family sm