#can you count that as incorrect quotes?

[karen-chan-nya]

Okay, so, in my native language “righteous” and “orthodox” (as in Orthodox Church) sound very similar and I accidentally called Cang Qiong an orthodox sect…

Could have been worse, right? But then, I went “Jesus Christ, what the heck did I just say” and this has only amplified the situation (that was funny as hell).

[gutiuniverse]

Wind: For the millionth time, Tetra and I are just friends. Spirit: *sneezes* Spirit: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: i lovve you…

FEFERI: Swordfis)( slas)( to the c)(est. And you’re on fire.

[im-still-watching-anime]

konoha elders: we aren’t going to send all of you on missions together, we have a standard of using the three man squad

full team seven clinging tightly to each other: if you try to separate us again we WILL start a revolt

[butterflieswhisper]

hiiii ^^ beastlife fishie analysis. spoilers ahead. etc etc

okay so. the main point of this is simple. I don't think the salmon head cursed c!fishie. Explaining that is the harder part I think. also i'm going to refer to the salmon head thing in e5 as "the incident" from here on out because frankly i think it's funny

Let's start with the incident. The big day. etc. What happened? Why did it happen? Obligatory third questioning statement? Well. She was gifted the salmon head for her birthday by kiwi(or like. someone in the kiwibird system. -bird system. the birds). Immediately upon receiving it she relives parts of season one and fishie herself doesn't really acknowledge it. The other players definitely notice but im not caught up enough in any other pov yet to like have thoughts on that I'll come back to that point someday. Fishie seems shaken, sure, but she moves on so quickly, especially considering what happened just there. 37 seconds of standing frozen, unresponsive. she recovers in 5 seconds. And seeing how she reacts later on to realizing the memory situation--if she was aware that happened, she would probably be concerned by it. She puts it on for a brief second at the end of the party and takes it off immediately. She's otherwise normal -- well. as normal as she is otherwise up to that point. Because that is also how she acts with pretty much any salmon head, even just kiwi herself.

I raise: Episode one, about 8:20 in. The slow zoom on kiwi as the static overtakes every other noise. This is the *exact* same behavior displayed when fishie receives the salmon head, albeit without actual concrete old video footage style flashbacks. In episode two (28:55ish) the same thing happens when she looks at the salmon head in moch's house, but this time there is technically a flashback -- kiwis grave. Fishie moves on immediately and doesn't acknowledge her behavior at all, and, seeing as it is fishie, im inclined to believe that means she does not know she is doing it. Fishie (when alone) will discuss all of her problems in immense, and usually misguided detail (bestie i promise kiwi doesn't hate you???) to the audience and/or herself. I mean she's not alone in episode one, and it is technically presession, and i guess getting struck by lightning is a decent distraction from your problems, but in episode two? She is completely alone. There is nobody with her. She went looking for moch and moch is not there. She still doesn't acknowledge the fiveish seconds she is completely frozen. This happens again and again with kiwi and salmon heads.

And then that leads you to e5. The incident. She's. well. she's doing worse. 0:50. "This will distract me if i leave it up." This is the first mention from fishie herself about how fucking weird she's being, and even then she doesn't seem concerned. I think she does not realize she's being so so incredibly weird about it. If the static and freezing is what's referred to as "distraction" then keeping it in her inventory makes it worse actually so it wouldn't really make sense unless the way it is distracting her is NOT the. well. whatever the fuck is wrong with her (affectionate). After she puts the head on there's the static all the time but for a short brief amount of time she's like significantly more normal and i don't really know if that means anything i just think it's really funny.

And then we all know what goes on during the incident i'm not analyzing this video frame by frame. um. i could. but i am not going to right now. And then she has the conversation on the table with kiwi where she like is normal for 5 minutes. Like genuinely the most. i guess stable? fishie's thought process is is like in the moments directly after the incident. She is immediately understanding with the antikiwi situation, they come to an agreement that they're like. okay now. "thank you for everything and im so sorry i couldnt do more" / "it was short, but it was nice" "i knew what i was getting into when i married you" etc etc and then they kind of rush it at the end because people won't stop dying. But then fishie is fishie and takes it in the complete opposite extreme (from. um. whatever was wrong up until now. to "oh kiwibird must secretly hate me because" and then there's no real good reason she's just like that) and it's also an issue. And i think the season two memory thing is also a part of that but this is so long already and so i'm not going to get into it rn. So bringing all of this back to my original point: the salmon head was not the cause of the curse(?) because she's been so weird all the time forever and the salmon head thing was just like. an effect. of whatever went Wrong(tm) in the season transition. like the head was a vessel to Be Worse about it but i feel like it would have worked with any salmon head she got her hands on and that it happened to be kiwico was a coincidence and also that the head wasn't cursed at all there's just something deeply wrong with fishie s3 in general and uh yeah 👍

I'm so sorry this is so disjointed i had a thesis statement and everything. alas

[magolandandfriends]

TWITTER SHENANIGANS [ Season 1 ]

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[ Part 2 ]

(These were all made 2 months ago- BUT THE POLL SAYS THAT YOU GUYS WANTED TWEETS SO ILL START WITH THESE BAD BOYS)

(Y’all remember when Twitter had the “you can only see 600 tweets per day” bug? Yeah I was at a stop and shop when this happened- but besides that I decided to make funny tweets based off it with my silly AU because I’m silly like that)

(ANYWAYS- I hope this satisfies the lack of asks/comics for now :v I’ll be working on some asks for the next few days but if I make some more fake tweets in between that then I’ll post those as filler :D ok I’m gonna draw now-)

[just-some-brainrot]

four: there’s no way wild wants to be my friend. he doesn’t even like me!

time: wild would throw himself in front of an arrow for you, four, don’t underestimate—

four: wild would throw himself in front of an arrow for fun! that means nothing!!

time: …

[hannie-l0ver-lila]

THIS IS THE PAPARAZZI GUY!!!⚠

GUYS!!!

SOMEONE FIND HIM<3-Lila (the one that will get arrested for murdering this guy)

[cluescorner]

Tim: Look murder has been outlawed ok, I’ve been over this with every-

Sac and Goliath, about to kill him: We’re criminals, so *pain noises*

Tam: …Can’t outlaw fists. 

Tim: Holy shit…I’m instantly in love with you.

[one-half-guy]

Gold rubbing her hands on the arms : Today is surely a cold day...

Blaze: Here, take my tailcoat. *Puts it over her shoulders*

Espio: So... Silver, I'm cold.

Silver: *Sighs* Got it! *Lifts a Time Stone over the head, it shines and the day gots sunny and so he puts the stone back in an inner pocket of his jacket*

Silver: You're welcome

Blaze and Gold squinting and muttering: Show off...

[goodluckherenothingmakessense]

Incorrect quotes

These are all Pokemon one shots from an incorrect quote generator, so just plain chaos. 

For your information, Crystal is basically like the player characters, they’re just my OC

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MINDFANG: I’m doing my p8rt!

SUMMONER: 1’M DOING MY PART,,,

GHB: i'M DoiNG MY PaRT.

)(IC: i aint doin glubbin S)(IT

[vargaslovinghours]

In case it was ever a question

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

Tealstar AU Stuff

I'm just. Gonna call it that. Because yeah idk it works.

Story Stuff

(In chronological order)

Tongbi Introduction (Ask)

Tongbi Rambling (Drawing)

Peaches of Immortality (Drawing/Comic)

Interacting with Celestials (Ask)

Chikao's Dream, Tongbi's Risk (Writing)

Tongbi's Anxiety (Drawing)

Mission Complete (Drawing/Comic)

Chikao's on the Ceiling (Writing)

Stealing Nezha's Spear (Writing)

Fighting Nezha (Drawing/Comic)

Fighting Nezha: Part 2 (Drawing/Comic)

Brotherhood's Almost There (Writing)

Not Tongbi (Drawing/Comic)

Asks

Do they have weapons?

Nicknames?

Golden Apple & Rotting Orange

Why Chikao joined the Brotherhood

Monkey's Theory

Chikao Based Character Ask

Hats

Chikao Moodboard

The Power of Monkey's 22 Asks

Favorite Stores?

Chikao vs. Tongbi?

What if they met Spider Queen

What do they sound like?

Chikao's Go-To Halloween Costume

Power Swap

Tongbi in Snow

Celestial Buddies

What moots do they remind you of?

Modern Jobs

What foods does Chikao hate?

If Tongbi met Toph

Chikao + Spicy Food

Sleeping Habits

Tongbi + ASMR

Bug Magnet

How were they born?

Pet Peeves

Ask the Character

Most powerful moments?

Thoughts on immortality? (Tongbi)

Getting along with Macaque (Tongbi)

Thoughts on PIF? (Chikao)

Only female celestial monkey? (Chikao)

Thoughts on Wukong? (Tongbi)

Incorrect Quotes

I know there were more but Tumblr ate them in my search bar stuff -_-

Chikao, Tongbi & Nezha

Chikao & Mayor

Chikao & Brotherhood

Other

Chikao Reference

Cotton Candy Chikao + Sketches

Documenting Weirdness

Chikao Pretzels

I tag it under #tealstars (or #tealstar) but I'm super bad with that and even when you search it Tumblr might just. Decide there's two brands of it??

So also if I missed anything please let me know, it was a hunt to put together all this on it's own lol (especially since early on I didn't tag it that way).

[welcometomybraincomics]

*Soki is cooking* Pocket: Any chance that’s for me? Soki: It’s for Trevor. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Caution: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

I'm pretty sure u know whi this is, but can I request an incorrect quote that involves Chiara?

i usually write quotes just based on anything i found that i felt was quote-worthy or fit a specific character, there isn't a lot i can do on that end aside from, i guess, like, choosing her more often in the quotes that could fit a lot of characters

you can look up (character)blacksurvival in my blog to see all/most of the posts i made that involve that character, though. could scratch the itch if you haven't done that, i'm stating it mainly because i often assume something in my tag system is clear until someone goes "why did you tag this hydrogen peroxide??" and i have to realize i never actually stated it directly

small tip:sometimes when you look it up it displays it in a weird order, if that happens try finding a post with the tag you're trying to look up and clicking it. i don't know why it yields different results but it does. i often look up my own posts when i want some sort of inspiration for any specific character or pairing