#captin hook

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Can you pretty please make a story on Peter pan x reader (female reader) who is a crew mate of captan hook enemies to lovers (before or after wendy visited neverland) and how she's kinda a younger sister to captain hook and his crew? And how she might have to choose Peter pan or her found family in the end (choose whichever ending you want)

Take my hand

Paring: Peter pan x pirate!Reader

Genere: Hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers

Warning: none just my writing loll and spelling/Grammer mistakes as always!

A/N: GOSH THIS WAS A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!! Listening to the crane wives whilst writing this so if you know their music u know this isn't gonna be happy.

You had decided to go on a stroll as it was a nice day out, and you had wanted to get away from the crew for a bit to have some peace and quiet

As you walked on the beach near the boat, taking in just how beautiful neverland could be when there wasn't an annoying flying pesk, always trying to get you to leave behind your pirate life and to join him be a lost girl.

But you always declined his offers as you couldn't possibly leave the people who took you in with open arms when you had nothing but the clothes on your back and your heart. You promised you'd never leave them, and you never broken a promise before and don't intend to now

So why are you now thinking back on all those times he's offered to make you a part of his family?

Why did those little words always leave your mind frazzled, cheeks red, the snarky remarks you were going to make died in your mouth until the only thing you could manage to get out was a rude no.

but you where brought out of your thoughts by a loud shout of your name, hook, followed by to another yell at you return back to the ship, making you sigh a small smile dancing on your lips as and turn around making your way back to the ship

But you turned quickly back around at the sound of that pixie, your hand flying to your sword that was in its scabbard, taking it out and ponting it at pan that was standing behind you the sword pointing at his throat now

That boyish smirk that always seemed to be on his face was there as always as he spoke, "Have you given it more thought?" Jumping back as your sword swung at him

Peter eventually, after dodging your swings, took out his sword from its scabbard and swung it at you. Your eyes widened as you rather Messily raised your sword quickly, blocked it with your own sword

You weren't expecting how hard that collision from the swords was until you were knocked off of your feet by the forced making you fall onto the sand sword flying out of your hand to your left side

Peter put the sword back into its scabbard on his side, taking big strides towards you, looking down at you from your new spot on the sand. "Come with me," was all peter said, looking at you with a calculating gaze

You watched his face with an unreadable expression on your face. You got up dusting yourself off of any sand that was still on your person walking away from him to grab your sword him following after you with furrowed brows

"Leave me alone, pan.." you muttered, getting your sword that had landed near the shore line where the water met the sand, wiping it off with your sleeve before placing it back into its scabbard before turning to face pan again "you already know my answer. It hasn't changed." You said as your hand unconsciously went over your scabbard

He gave you that look he always did looks confused on why you just wouldn't go with him no matter how hard he tried but of course he always held that childish hope with him his confused and almost hurt look turned one of determination "Than I'll continue to try! We have all the time in the world, I have all of the time in the world to try and get you to come with me."

Peter pan had that stupid smile on his face, that fairy finally decided to come back landing on his shoulder staring at you as you shook your head at him a smile tugging at your lips at his strange unwavering determination that never ceased to amaze you truly.

You took a step forward towards him leaning in and pressing your lips to his cheek before quickly turning away from the boy leaving him standing there in the sand as hurriedly walked back to the ship cheeks turning a deep red color

Pan raised a hand to his cheek eyes wide, a smile taking over his face as he stood there, the fairy just crossed her arms and huffed but Peter pan ignored the angry fairy on his shoulder as he replayed that moment again

Maybe one day you'd except his offer, taking his hand in yours and running off with him one day

But for now, he was peter Pan, a lost boy, and you were just you, a pirate, one of Hooks' crew mates, and Peter pans sworn enemy.

[multifamdomfan]

I know that most people hc Hook as gay but bisexual Hook is perfection in my eyes.

[fruitofthelaestrygonians]

Decendants au exept much like in the original hooks from a wealthy and respected family in London and one night they attend a circus performance in the royal Albert hall and morgie is one of the contortionists and he's a shape shifter (gotta love a mix of magic and non magic) kinda like nagini in fantastic beasts exept for the permanence and hooks like hot damn straight away and morgie introduces himself and he's like "good evening lady's and gentle men, my names morgan, and shockingly I'm hear with camelot circus and my last name is inafact le fay, pause for laughter, and my mothers name is atually morgana and she has a brother called arthur, what are the odds, I'm a contortionist and a shape shifter and I am absolutely not used to such delightful quarters, I hope you have a nice evening, hopefully nice enough that you'll come again and spend all your money!" And everyone's laughing but hooks like, absolutely yes I will be and they meet (perhaps hook waits around one night when hes not with his parents and morgie sneeks up on him and is like "hello not-so-stranger, how many shows is this now? 5? 6?" And hooks like "5, but i have tickets for a 6th.. I'm hook, ..james hook, merchant father," and morgies like "fancy, arnt posh toffs like yourself supposed to be followed around by some person making sure you dont blunder or something?" And hooks like "no, im a guy i dont have a chaperone" and morgies like "ah my mistake sir") and get to know each other and morgie shows hook the behind the scenes and how he does everything and how he trains and then they fall in love and kiss and they get to be secret gay weirdos together

[rosemar-y]

Peter Pan characters and who I think their godly parent would be if they were in the pjo universe (mostly) based off vibes:

-Peter: Morpheus kid, I can go into heavy detail and I will, I will go into heavy detail. I get that Hebe or Hermes probably fit better but listen, he just is, he is the Morpheus kid. I like to think the minor gods/goddesses only have 1 or 2 kids in a time period and are closer with their kids than the Olympians are, so when Morpheus had Peter he was like: "You're my baby and I love you more than anything in the world", then used his dream powers (or sm idk) to create neverland. Morpheus didn't want to watch his precious child grow old and die so he created a realm filled with all the things children typically dream about. Pirates, mermaids, fairies, a secret treehous base, adventure, fun galore. He created an island of dreams for his boy to live freely and happily in forever. But he wanted Peter to be able to make friends yk like he didn't want his son to be lonely or to get bored of Neverland, so he gave Peter the ability to visit the mainland (aka the not dream world) and save other demigod children who'd fallen out of their prams and were being chased by monsters. A short adventure in the real world where Peter could see new things/meet new people. Peter brought his new friends back to the safety of Neverland and let them stay in his treehouse with him, sharing his dreams and adventures.

-Wendy: Daughter of Themis, honestly I feel like she'd be with Hestia but since Hestia isn't really an option I'm gonna say Themis. Ik Themis is the goddess of Justice and law and that doesn't really fit Wendy but again, literally just vibes

-John: I kind of also want to say Themis for him?? But also it doesn't feel right, so I'm gonna say Athena instead. Athena kid, spiders are his unhappy thought

-Michael: Hebe 100% idk he just is or maybe Iris?

-Mr. Smee: He's also Athena there's no reasoning behind these I just feel like he is

-Captain Hook: Hermes, I kind of wanted to say Ares but I feel like Hermes fits the whole "traveling the seas, stealing, swashbuckling pirate" thing better

-The mermaids: I get they'd all be sea nymphs but if they weren't they'd all be daughters of Aphrodite.

Tink: Same with the mermaids in being a nymph of sorts, she'd also probably be Aphrodite. Either that or Hephaestus because of the tinkering an building

-Tiger Lily: Hunter of Artemis, either that or Tyche. Again no reasoning the Tyche, just vibes

-The Lost Boys: Let's be honest the Tree House is basically just a Neverland version of the Hermes Cabin so they're all Hermes by default for now, or maybe adopted children of Morpheus? Can gods adopt other gods kids?? It's Neverland bro he can do whatever he wants ig

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So I saw you wanted request for the rise of red and I'm here to deliver lol. So Captin Hook right? Can I get something like we are also friends with Bridget (or we are like Bridget) and they like run into each other and stuff I'm bad at doing requests and stuff sorry lol

Happy Little Accidents | Captain Hook

Pairing: Captain Hook x fem!reader

Summary: Hook and you always run into each other and he hates it.

Warning/s: fluff, short fic, Morgie's teasing, possible grammar and spelling mistakes

Author's note: You did amazing with the request, don't worry, hun. I did my best, hope this is what you wanted, enjoy!!

You had a reputation for being, what the VK's would call, a goody two shoes. A person that always follows the rules, never rebels against anyone or anything, is always good, always kind. Even if someone was so incredibly rude to you, you would still have a smile planted onto your face and a thought filled with kindness in your head.

All in all, your personality perfectly matched the one that Bridget from Wonderland had. That is one of the many reasons the two of you were practically inseparable.

No matter what, you always saw good in everyone and everything. Some people loved you for it. Some people found themselves despising you for that personality trait that you possessed.

You usually kept to yourself when you were not hanging out with Bridget or Ella, just trying to stay out of anyone's way.

Bridget always gave her best to make as many friends as possible, simply always going out of her way to make sure she made friends. You were not like that really.

You had Bridget and Ella. You had two friends. That was enough for you. It's not like you didn't want to give people a chance to be your friends. No way! You simply preferred it like that.

And even though you always stayed out of other people's ways, somehow one VK kept running into you.

The one with the smirk that seemed like it never left his face.

The one with the hook on his right hand.

The one who was a part of Uliana's crew.

Captain James Hook.

No matter how hard you tried to avoid each other, you just simply kept running into each other no matter what.

Whether you were just rushing to get to class in time or you were taking a walk or just reading or doing schoolwork on the courtyard, Hook was always there. However, it's not like he wanted to run into you all the time.

He infact hated it.

Constantly running into you. You with your bubbly personality and your kindness and your generosity and your willingness to help others even when they are mean to you and your perfect face and your gorgeous smile and your amazing hair and... and the panic he felt every time the two of you ran into each other.

The panic that appeared every time he realized over and over again just how amazing you truly are. Not that he would admit that to anyone.

Until Morgie noticed.

That's exactly how he ended up leaning against the tree in the courtyard of the Merlin's Academy as Morgie was siting down on the ground not too far away from him, listening as Hook was spilling nonsense at him.

"I just can't do it anymore," Hook groaned as Morgie rolled his eyes once again after God knows how many times. "I constantly run into her, it's crazy."

"Mhm..."

"She's just so annoying."

"Sure."

"I mean," Hook scoffed, basically ignoring Morgie who now had his head resting on his arms, sitting with his legs crossed in the grass. "Who can possibly be so happy all the time?"

"She can."

"It's so infuriating!" Hook groaned, throwing his head back, waving his hook around to emphasize his point. "That stupid, goody goody."

"Just admit that you like her already." Morgie rolled his eyes and Hook got silent all of a sudden.

"I don't-I-," he found himself stuttering and Morgie started to smirk as he saw his friend slowly starting to blush. "I don't like anyone! Especially not someone like her!"

"Mhm," Morgie hummed, unconvinced. "Sure you don't. You just notice every single thing about her and you've been 'complaining' about her kindness and generosity and perfection for almost half and hour. Just admit it to yourself."

"I don't like-"

"Please," Morgie said, once again, no surprise there, rolling his eyes as he looked at Hook. "I'm pretty sure Uliana noticed it, too."

"I-"

"Maleficent did for sure," he chuckled. "She's been looking at you a bit weirdly since few days ago when you started blushing when your little crush touched you accidentally while trying to escape Uliana and save Bridget like usual."

"I DID NOT BLUSH-!" Hook looked mortified and Morgie found himself laughing.

"Oh, please," he said, "Don't be so surprised, of course I noticed it."

Hook looked out into the distance and could have sworn that he saw that familiar hair color at the other side of the school. Morgie looked at him and sighed as he stood up, placing his hand on Hook's shoulder.

"Look, ask her out before someone else does because I've heard that Snow White's son has a thing for her, too." Morgie said and Hook's gaze snapped to Morgie's.

"I just thought that you should know." Morgie said in sing-song voice before he walked away with his arms behind his back, smirking, so pleased with himself.

As his gaze left Morgie's he realized, oh, he's not gonna have that.

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maybe a Levi x reader where the reader is a total tsundere (where she usually has a stoic face on her features when she doesn't know people and when they are strangers but inside shes soft and bubbly) and Levi hurt her feelings like really really really bad one day, her bubbly personality drops with him and everyone and her emotionless mask is put on. Reader ignores Levi for weeks and all of her friends are concerned and asking what happened to her and Levi can't help but feel guilty he broke her. lots of angst please? and also maybe at the end you can put Levi trying his hardest to apologize and win her back but she keeps fighting against his words letting her insecure thoughts and trauma make it hard to forgive him. but yes in the end, fluff!! (this was really long sorry about that hope it makes sense:( hope you make it a long story though! have a beautiful day ☺️❣️)

AAAAAhhhh thank you thank you thank you!! this is the longer fic iv ever made i think.

levi x reader

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word count-2.33k

tags-Levi refers to the reader as brat or captin, kissing talk of death angst,blood.

Levi's hand hovered over the old wooden door handle, he knew deep down you were fine, that you were alive, yet somehow he couldn't stand seeing you in such a state.

You had volunteered to help Hange with an explant outside of the wall, the captain had trust in not only yourself but also Hange that you both would come back safe and alive and for the most part you did.

Or well one of you did.

Levi could still rember Hange's screams as they shouted for help you limp in their arms as they ran to the medical wing Moblit hot on their trial a crimson river followed in your way. The captain wasted no time in running after the sanitise and their assistant to only be stopped at the door.

"Captin sir I think it's best you let Hange deal with them."moblits voice was slightly restless due to the running as well as the adrenaline running through him at the sight of one of his comrades bleeding out in front of him.

Now Levi being Levi, he knew trying to argue would get him jack shit so instead he decided to wait in his office knowing the Four-eyes would come and find him once you were stable.

Once you were alive.

Three heavy knocks shook him out of his trance.

"come in" was all that was needed from the captain to allow the person on the other side of the old wooden door to enter his office.

Hange walked through the door, their glasses rested upon their head blood, your blood covered them, their hair was more dishevelled than usual and they were wearing a slight frown upon their normally existing face.

"Before you say anything they are fine alive and breathing."

Levi let out a breath he didn't notice he was holding onto it.

"I'm so sorry Levi. I got distracted and overlooked the titan from behind. They went to kill it but their ODM gear slipped from the branch it was hooked into as they were killing it. they fell."Hanges voice was full of guilt.

"tch you would have done the same four-eyes" Levi said his eyes going back onto the stack of paperwork in front of him.

"You can go and see them if you want?" Those were the last words Hange spoke before they left to hopefully clean themselves up before they started on the report today.

Levi stood up making sure the door to his office was closed before walking down the hallway that needed a clean.

Somehow the hallway felt longer than he had rembied it to be, as if time had slowed. He stopped at the door, the same door he had tried to enter hours prior, his hand hovering above the old wooden handle as if contemplating what he should do.

Levi let out a sigh before walking into the room, the smell of disinfectant hit his nose almost instantly as he quietly shut to door from behind him.

His eyes found your once beaten and bloody frame resting in clean white sheets blood now gone, probably due to moblit and your chest now rising and falling with each breath you took.

The captain pulled up a chair from the small desk in the corner of the room moving it to sit beside your bed.

his hands now holding yours, it was cold too cold for Levi's liking as he just sat there hoping and praying to whatever higher power there was to bring you back to him.

two days and one night.

Levi spent by your side and he had taken the paperwork from his office deciding that now was a good time to try and finish it. The captain refused to level your side.

Levis's breath hiched when he saw your hand move ever so slightly.

He thought he was just seeing things until it kept happening his eyes flickered to yours, as he watched you open and close them trying to get used to the bright lights that were let in through the window on the far left of the room.     

“L Levi?” You groaned out a voice hoarse from the lack of use.

“Tch do you want so water are you in any pain?” His voice was the normal stoic voice of the Captain, but his eyes well his eyes told you everything you needed to know in your hazy state.

“Water please I feel fine what happened? Where Hange?” Levi shook his head as he stood up walking over to the wooden table pouring a glass of water before bringing it back to you.

“Four-eyes is fine it you they are worried about what the hell where you think” his voice was more hash then he had inteded.

Your eyes narrowed as you took small slips of the water that Your captain gave you.

“I’m fine Levi iv done worse and you first should know that” you said like it was nothing.

‘But you should have to’ Levi thought.

“You could have died if it wasn’t for Shitty glasses brat. What you did was stupid and reckless You put not only yourself but your comrades in danger” Levi raced his voice as he spoke to you.

Levi never spoke to you like that.

You went quiet choosing to look away from the man. A ping of guilt hit Levi but he knew he was right. You would always put someone over your own safety that was how you had been since you had met.

——

You were walking down the corridor with Moblit laughing about something he did while drunk the night before.

“{y/n} please” his face red from embarrassment.

“Ohhh I will never let you live this down” You whipped a stray tear from your eye as you both continued walking.

“What do you think of the new guy?” he asked.

“Mh you mean Levi I don’t know I don’t think iv had much of a chance to talk to him” You played with your sleeves as you passed a group of cadets.

You found yourself walking to the kitchen later that night I need some tea to help you through the huge pile of paper Hange has asked you to do.

You took a turn around the corner not looking at where you were going before you walked right into someone.

“Shit I and so sorry” you quickly said dropping to your knees to get your paperwork and hide for the rest of the night from the poor person you had so rudely walked into.

“Tch you should look where you're going next time” The voice was rough but a sort of calming in so odd way.

You looked up to see Levi helping you pick up your paper work taping them into one neat pile before he met your eyes.

“What?” He had a confused look in his eye.

“ n nothing sorry again” you stood up trying to organise your work.

“What are you doing awake you could get in trouble with the higher-ups ups” you asked taking the paper from his hands you chose to ignore how he felt when they brushed against yours.

“Couldn’t sleep and what about yourself” he shoots the question back at you.

Your face broke from its blank expression a little.

“Don’t think we have met I’m Captain {y/n}{L/n} nice to meet you cadet?” you said before you walked off to only turn around to see Levi’s grey eye looking back at you.

“I suggest you come with me if you don’t want to get caught, Cadet?” You asked not waiting for him to respond.

“Tch brat” he mutters before following himself.

He reached the kitchen he watched you pull two mugs from the cabinet.

“Tea?” You asked as you reached for the Earl Grey tea leaves.

He just nodded as he watched you make the tea.

The same way he did.

“How long what you been in the scouts for?” Levi broke the silence.

“7 years give or take been in the military for ten if you count my 3 years of training” you said moving the cup over to the dark-haired male.

Levi mutters a thanks before taking a drink from the hot mug.

You watched him your eyes held curiously while your face blank from any emotion.

You confuse the hell out of Levi.

“So you from the underground?” You asked taking a pencil out as you stared to look through your paperwork.

“What if I am” he retorted back.

“Calm down I just asked” you snapped back.

“This lighting is shit come on,” you said quickly finishing the rest of your tea before you moved to wash the cups but Levi stopped you.

“ I’ll do it brat,” he said taking off his uniform jacket and rolling his grey sleeves up to his elbows.

‘Shit’ you thought your eyes linger a little too long on his arms.

“What made you join this shit hole,” you asked leaning back on the counter as you watched Levi clean the two cups and dry them.

“Eyebrows” 

Eyebrows?

Then it clicked and you started laughing your head off.

This was the first time Levi had made or heard you laugh and for some odd reason, he wanted more of it.

“ you men Erwin?” You asked between laughs.

A smile still upon your face.

“Yeah” he said placing to two cups back where they belonged.

“I think we are going to get along very well Levi,” you said.

The two of you were up talking until the early hours of the morning when you had finally finished your paperwork.

—-

Two weeks.

Hit had been two weeks since you last looked or ever spoke to Levi and it was killing him.

You often spent some of your rare free time with him and his squad but none of them had seen you for two weeks.

Levi walked around the corner making his way to his office when he saw Moblit standing outside your door.

“{y/n} for the love of god please open this door we are all worried about you” his voice was filled with worries but also concern.

Moblit looked to his right to see Levi standing watching him.

“Good afternoon sir is there something I can help you with?” he asked.

“What’s up with them?” Levi demanded.

Even though Levi’s voice was rough Moblit could see behind his wall, he had walked past the captain a few nights ago to find him sitting outside your door trying to talk to you.

“They won’t open the door and they didn’t show up this morning for breakfast” Moblit sighed. Levi walked towards your door before raising his leg.

“Ah, Captain what are you doing” Moblit voice was now filled with panic as he watched the captain kick in your door.

“What the fuck Levi” 

Levi took a good look at you,

He was relieved to know you were alive but god you looked like shit.

Your hair was a mess and the bags under your eyes looked darker.

Levi closed the door behind him this time a little more gently.

“We need to talk,” he said taking a seat on one of the chairs in front of your desk.

“Do we because I think you made it very clear about how you left” Your eyes never met his.

“I I’m sorry ok but I’m worried about you so. Are your shitty friends” his voice was soft something that only ever happens with you.

“Iv lost so many people and when I saw Hange running with you in their arms limp I thought I had lost you as well and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you as well.” his voice cracked as he ran a hand through his hair before waiting to make the next move.

“I know what I said was shit and all that but I do care about you brat in more ways than one and I can’t see a future we’re in there and you aren’t you don’t need to save everyone all the time we know you're strong you don’t need to prove it”

His hand slowly moved to rest on top of yours he needed to feel you were here. That you were real.

“You should know better than anyone shorty I’m not going anywhere” you spoke your eyes met his.

He watched as you intertwined the two of your hands together.

“No way is my favourite moody captain expressing his long-time feelings to me ” you said back, making him roll his eyes a small smirk light up his face.

You were back. 

“So what if I am captain” Levi moved close to you, using his four arms as support to lean on your desk. 

Your face felt warm your eyes dared to flicker to his lips then slowly back up to his eyes. 

Levi’s brain stopped he could have swarmed you and looked at his lips.

“Damm brate” he mutters before meeting your lips with his.

The kiss wasn’t how you expected it to be Levi's lips were dry a little cracked even but the kiss itself was slow as if the two of you were pouring everything you had into this one moment.

The grey-eyed male pulled away first his breath was heavy as was yours.

“Promis me you won’t ever leave me”

Your eyes softened at the male.

This was the Levi you fell in love with not the harsh soldier he was made to be.

“ i promise that i am not going anywhere any time soon okay shorty” you whisper back to scared to say it any loud as if the gods above might hear you.

“You taste good” you mutter are you capture your lips to his once more.

“I have something that will taste even better later on brat” Your eyes widened as you realised what he was talking about.

“Levi!” 

“What captain” 

It was safe to say the two or of them didn’t get much sleep that night.

[piffany666]

What you favourite gba character says about you! (Based on the Eldena doubleca5t series on YouTube)

(This is a joke please do not take any of this personally)

Loyal: your probably either a black butler fan or an angle beats fan

Servos: you had a crush on Marshalllee from adventure time

Yargwin: at some point in your life you've probably been obsessed with either Jack sparrow or Captin hook from Once upon a time. That being said you do have good taste

Kalomos: you just wanted good things for kalomos and really....who wouldn't?

Lry: you need everyone in this series to just chill the f*k out for like 5 minutes

Vail: your favourite trope is a character being blissfully unaware of how powerful they are

Raspa: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of a mad scientist

Mortals: you have some....complicated feelings about episode 3 of space pirates

Vision: your childhood crush was garnett from steven universe

Heartburn: you still don't know the answer to the mystery of 1. Why did yargwin tell him that "him and Arkov aren't married" and 2. Why heartburn is even here but the difference is that your not mad about the second one

Kaunda: your either a lesbian or a liar

Banar: you really like full metal alchemist

The butterfly king: your OTP is fizz x Ozzmodius from hellova boss

Albus: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "I can fix him" but you will inevitably realise that you can't and then promptly exept him as he is

Devlin: your probably autistic and the quickest way to your heart is somebody showing even the slitest amount of intrest In YOUR special interest

Odin: you really like God of war

Odysseus: you understand the significance of Odin calling him that...also you probably really like "epic the musical"

Tyr: you really like lore olympus

Fenrir: you are a furry that or your just a redacted fan

Okami: you were the f*kers who kept spaming "okami did nothing wrong" in that one live stream

Makkaro: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "a hero will sacrifice you to save the world but a villan will sacrifice the world to save you"

Zed: I want to use the joke used by the person this post was inspired by and say that you like "men👏 getting 👏pegged!" But honestly if your favourite character is zed you probably just really like the owl house

Mirrin: when zed asked the guardian if they used to be lovers you got your hopes up way to quickly

Frank: you had a crush on Billy butcherson from hocus pocus

Hipswich: you believe in the inherent eroticism of the song "good lookin"

Mahatma/atila: this is just the same joke as raspa but like even more so

Huginn: your favourite ship dynamic is "neurodivergent character rambling" x "could listen to them talk forever"

Muninn: your favourite asmr trope is reverse comfort

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Hannah Hook *falls on her bed exhausted after a long day* Answering Machine: You have new messages. Hannah Hook: When did I get an answering machine? Alex, Helga Sinclair and Hades' son: Hey ,H, how's it going? It's Alex over at Alex's Slice 'em and Dice 'em. Just wanted to follow up on your visit. Give me a shout when you can. No presh. Hope you're well, dude. Hannah: Come to think of it, how do I have a functioning answering machine on a pirate ship- *Machine beeps* Alex: Hannah-Bo-Banna. Alex, Alex's Slice 'em and Dice 'em. Hey, I was talking to my manager, incredible deal just popped up, thought of you. Holla atcha, boi! Call immediately. *Machine beeps* Alex: Captin, it's Awe-Aspiring Alec. No, just kidding, it's Alex. Just on a smoothie run, want to see what you wanted. I'll just grab you the bombastic banana blowout: meet you at Slice 'em and Dice 'em. We'll get the sign up straight out of the way- (Alex hits a car off screen).Ah, you clipped me, bro! Make that twenty, bud. I got clipped. I'm okay, not everybody's okay. Actually if you could get the smoothies that would be a big help and grab me a bagel would ya?  Unknown person: YOU CLIPPED ME, CHIEF!!  *Machine beeps* Hannah *head in hands* Brizo, give me strength.

Alex got her an answering machine just for this purpose XD

[lilmartita]

⛔️Behind Your Touch Spoilers⛔️

Ugh, the last 25 minutes is exactly how the show should have been from the beginning.

The slow burn, goofy shenanigans comedy with touches of dog related sadness.

That's what the trailer and 1st episode sold me.

I like how they were able to tie up the murder mystery but in the end it took away so much of everything else.

I just about died of laughter when Bong ended up in the prison uniform.🤣🤣 And then when Moon saved her, I damn near died again. 🥰😍

The relationship between the Aunt and the Captin was honestly really fucking cringe at times. I feel like I missed out on the joke. Like I know they were referencing 2521, but I don't get why they were? I'm happy they got their happy ending though.

Also Bong and Moon should stabbed the shamans eyes out. 🔪

Okhee and her relationship with Kim Yong-Myeong was the best 🤣🤣

Overall I liked the show. It was dumb and silly and the murder mystery had me hooked(even tho thats not what I originally signed up for and was too draged out.) But watching it as it released was great for the added suspense. Hard to have that feeling if you binge the whole thing in one go. 8/10. SeonWoo was still creepy as fuck tho.😤

[andtheyreonfire]

and i know

Ao3

Wc - 2002

An: You can find the brief explanation for this AU in the Ao3 link! I was gonna make a post explaining it in full but. Ehh. The gist of it is also explained throughout the course of the fic :>

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Y’know, it’s funny how graceful Joker is, even while 4 feet tall.

He barely comes up to Ryuji’s chest, despite wearing heels. His proportions are more a teenager’s than a child, but he reminds Ryuji of one all the same. He’s still figuring out the Persona thing. Whichever one he has—equipped, to sound like an RPG—directly corresponds to his height. The smaller the Persona, the smaller the Joker, and vice-versa.

The Persona equipped now is…some type of fairy, maybe? Definitely a fae, at least. Considering one of his others was the size of a building and another the size of Ryuji’s middle finger—well, this is a happy medium. At least he doesn’t look as small in the massive, sprawling palace as the cat-thing does, but Ryuji’s still looking down a fair bit just to meet his eyes.

It’d be funny if he still didn’t look sick as hell even while being 4 feet tall. His cape billows behind him, his hand curves around a wicked-sharp blade, his every step kicks up splashes of pink-red-purple.

Joker stops, abruptly, to duck behind a corner. The rest of the thieves pile around him, Ryuji hovering above Joker and Panther, while Mona flanks the other side. They’re near the exit, and compared to the rooms they just exited, this one almost looks like it could be normal sized. At least, if the ceiling wasn’t nearly six stories tall. Still, it’s reminiscent more of a ballroom than an actual, giant’s castle. Small enough to soothe Ryuji’s nerves, but large enough to remind him of the ego of that effing bastard—

“One more?” Joker whispers, nodding at the shadow prowling the hall. It looks small enough—meaning it could fit into Ryuji’s house and only mildly destroy his walls in the process. The team gives a collective nod. Ryuji’s hand twitches to his bat. What’s one more fight? The longer Ryuji can avoid doing homework, the better.

Joker lunges forward, lightning fast and dead-silent, before springing onto the shadow like a cat pouncing on its prey.

The shadow splits into 3 forms, each of them weaklings. Ryuji grins. Only one of them’s over 20 feet—the emo unicorn—while the others were about 9 and 13 feet. Easy fight, compared to the absolute bullshit they’ve seen in this place.

Ryuji summons Captin Kidd with a shout, hopping on the mini-ship the second it spawned in. The gang all had extra abilities their Personas granted them. Panther could occasionally spawn minion...things, and Mona’s flew over Ryuji’s head so many times he stopped bothering to explain it. Ryuji doesn’t give a shit. Using a ship as a hoverboard, mowing into shadows like he’s playing GTA? Now that’s where it’s at.

Ryuji hops onto the ship, blue flames coiling off of it like smoke. He watches lightning strike the unicorn’s face. He floors it, about to finish it off—

Only to stop, re-adjust, and barrel forward, conscious of the small weight that grabbed onto the ship’s hull. Ryuji spares a glance downward to see Joker with his grappling hook in hand. He gives Ryuji a grin when he meets his gaze, sharp and shiny as a knife.

Ryuji summons the Captain, braces himself at the extra force of speed as he pushes him forward, and slams into the side of the unicorn. It recoils, letting out a pained cry that threatens to split Ryuji’s head open. It locks eyes with Ryuji, rears its head back like a battering ram—

Only for a massive, gloved hand to wrap around its face, and for a proportionally-sized gun to dig in the unicorn’s cheek. Joker isn’t as big as the creature—probably just under 20 feet—but he’s big enough to wrap his arms around it, tug it back, and pull it clean it out of Ryuji’s ship. He fires a few bullets directly into its face, and it disintegrates in a shower of ash.

They turn their attention to the other two enemies, which Panther and Mona are handling—spectacularly well, actually. Ryuji drifts over to them, watching as Joker sheds about half his height to attack Mona’s enemy. It goes down with a single curse skill.

Panther’s dies the next second in a burst of flame. Joker stands over Mona with his hands in his pockets, completely cool as the cat groans, “Joker, you stole my kill!”

“You were taking too long, anyways.” Panther saunters over to the group, beginning the arduous process of re-furling her whip. “I don’t know about you, but I wanna go home.”

Joker adjusts his gloves, looking unbothered as Ryuji’s ever seen him. Mona rolls his weird bug-eyes. “We’re close to the entrance. If we’re done here, I guess we can move o—“

A massive, dark shadow falls over Ryuji, and that’s the only warning he gets before a critical hit strikes into him, throwing him clean off his ship.

Ryuji wheezes, spots dancing in his vision, obscuring the blurry shapes of his teammates. Panther’s limbs are frozen to her sides. She sails across the room when a physical skill knocks her clean out. Mona dodges around several lightning strikes, assisting Joker in taking down not one, but two Andras, both at least 30 feet tall.

God—dammit! Where the fuck did they even come from? Ryuji heaves, face set in a grimace. Considering the shakiness of his limbs and that he feels like he got hit by a truck, he’s one solid hit away from joining Panther. He steels himself, managing to prop up on too-weak limbs—

Only for a clawed, rough hand to pick him up by the scruff. He kicks his legs where they dangle, but can only freeze when the Andras’s other claws wrap around his neck.

Lifted some 20 feet off the ground, he has the perfect view to see Mona collapse, just as he was about to nail the other bird. God, dammit.

The Andras dangling him speaks up, in a voice that sounds like a seagull knocked back a handful of gravel. “I propose a trade—your money, or your friend’s life.”

Joker stands his ground, and—shit, is he knocked out too, or can Ryuji just not see his face? It’s, like, weirdly blank. The shadow continues, “I am capable of displaying mercy. However, if you do not chose—“

It doesn’t get the chance to finish.

Ryuji doesn’t get the chance to grasp his bearings, doesn’t get the chance to do much of anything as a massive, dark sea blooms across his vision. The void lurches forward, a flash of blood red protruding, grasping, slamming into the shadow holding him. Ryuji pushes off as much as he can and rolls to the side, groaning all the while. He forces his eyes open, before sucking in a breath that’s less from pain and more from—from—

Joker towers over him, over the shadows, head scraping the ceiling even hunched down because he’s, what, 80 feet tall? Ryuji follows the long—long—stretch of his arm, ending at a massive, gleaming knife, poised at the Andras’ neck. In one swift movement, Joker fishes his gun out and snipes the other, barely glancing in it’s direction as it turns to dust.

Ryuji claps his hands over his ears, the burst of sound pounding into his skull. Joker shifts, again, and the creak of the floor might as well be an earthquake. Ryuji feels his veins turn to ice.

The Andras is completely pinned. Joker’s arm might be—no, is definitely longer than its entire body. It seems to convulse, be it from frustration or fear. Joker brings his arm up to pin it further, at just the right angle that Ryuji still can see its gigantic, snarling face.

And here’s the thing—Joker doesn’t really talk during combat. For a strategy? Sure. To summon his Persona? Duh. After fights? Maybe, if he feels like it. But this time—this time, he leans forward, casting a long, dark shadow. He opens his mouth, and a booming voice shakes Ryuji to his core. “I am capable of displaying mercy, which is why your death will be swift.”

Here’s the thing—Joker’s face is usually expressive, alight with adrenaline, smugness, or flair. He’s a dashing gentleman thief—and a teenager who just got gifted incredibly sick superpowers. His lips are always curled in a slight smirk, eyes gleaming dark and, at times, bloodthirsty. He’s determined when the battle is tough, and unbearably cocky when he puts a shadow in its place. While hard to read in the real world, the Metaverse is where he can truly fly free.

Joker’s face right now, looming so, so far above Ryuji, is completely, utterly blank.

Andras struggles, but Joker’s arm doesn’t move an inch. The knife strikes home. The shadow disintegrates with a choked sound. The world itself seems to shift as Joker settles back on his haunches. For a second, Ryuji catches a flicker of something else in those eyes, hidden behind a mask almost as long as he is—but it’s gone, like the shadow’s ashes in the wind.

Joker shifts down to about 10 feet, and a healing light washes over Morgana and Ann. The same passes over him, and Ryuji springs up, following behind Joker. The image of him—the size of a skyscraper and pinning down an impossibly large enemy with a knife like an executioner’s blade—burns in his mind’s eye.

“Is everyone all right?” Joker asks, quiet but still ringing in Ryuji’s ears, as if he hadn’t shrunk down. He’s looking at them with an unwavering intensity, and Ryuji can’t help but freeze, just a little bit, when his gaze locks onto him, too.

Except—he gasps, barrels forward, and tugs down an arm that’s almost the length of his body. “Dude! You didn’t tell us you were injured, too!”

Joker blinks down at his arm, before wincing, as if the pain of a massive, very deep gash finally caught up to him. He doesn’t have a second to feel it before someone heals him. His brow furrows. “Mona, your SP—“

“Can it. I know we all took a pretty nasty fall, but you gotta tell us if you’re injured, too! We’re almost out of here, anyways.” A run and a jump, and Ryuji watches Morgana settle onto Ren’s shoulder. “I can help keep an eye out for shadows. I bet you’re pretty exhausted, huh?”

Ren looks like he wants to protest, but he makes no move to shove Morgana off, nor to yank back his arm where Ryuji’s—pretty much holding his hand. “I’m fine—“

“No, we’re leaving, and we’re all supporting each other on the wall out.” Ann comes around and grabs Ren’s other hand, looking even more comically small against him than Ryuji does. “Before you try that self-sacrificial shit—again—and blame yourself, none of us were prepared for the reinforcements. We’ll all be more alert, next time. We’re sorry. Thank you for saving our asses.”

She tugs Ren’s hand forward, actually causing him to trip over his feet. “Now let’s gooo I’m starving.” She bats her eyelashes. “How can beauty prosper without a proper meal?”

“Uh,” Ryuji butts in, because he can, “I just saw you shove, like, an entire big bang meal into your mouth last safe room. How the hell’re you hungry?”

“How aren’t you? You barely had any snacks during the last break! What, you too manly or something?”

“I was tryina to conserve rations, unlike a certain someone—“

“—Oh, here we go again—“

“I’ll tell them to shut up once we find the next shadow,” Morgana mutters to Ren. “Sorry, again, we left you like that.”

Ryuji doesn’t hear what Ren says in response, but, if anything, he lets Ryuji and Ann drag him a little easier, stupidly long legs be damned. It almost soothes the memory of him, swift and massive, avenging his friends with ruthless efficiency. Almost.

Hopefully Ren knows they’re here for him, too.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

My Fictional Crushes

So like a lot of people I, of course, have quite a lot of fictional crushes. And by quite a lot I mean 106. I made a list yesterday and felt like sharing it because why the actual fuck not. I'm not gonna put any tags though because it's gonna take too long and I honestly don't care if people see this or not it's more just for fun. There are a few questionable ones on here (serial killers) that might need a bit of an explanation so I shall try and provide. These aren't in any particular order they just got put on when I remembered them.

Halt O'Carrick - Rangers Apprentice (Number 1 boy)

Gilan Davidson - Rangers Apprentice

Will Treaty - Rangers Apprentice

Horace Altman - Rangers Apprentice

Crowley Meratyn - Rangers Apprentice

Rayla - The Dragon Prince

Callum - The Dragon Prince

Amaya - The Dragon Prince

Runaan - The Dragon Prince

Ethari - The Dragon Prince

Sweeney Todd (He's too amazing for me not to be in love with him. He had motives people.)

Edward Scissorhands (Just look at that adorable confused little bean.)

Adam Maitland - Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz - Beetlejuice

Antony J. Crowley - Good Omens

Aziraphale - Good Omens

Newton Pulsifier - Good Omens

Victor Van Dort - Corpse Bride

Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas

Thorn Hammerhand - Brotherband Chronicles

Yondu Udonta - MARVEL

Hank Pym - MARVEL

Tony Stark - MARVEL

Bucky Barnes - MARVEL

Dr. Stephen Strange - MARVEL

Natasha Romanoff - MARVEL

Will Turner - Pirates of the Carribean

Minho - Maze Runner

Newt - Maze Runner

Thomas - Maze Runner

Morgarath - Rangers Apprentice (I know he's horrible but too be fair, he's a tall, pale, black dressed evil villain who sits gayly. He's cool.)

Vaggie - Hazbin Hotel

Millie - Helluva Boss

Blitzo (The O is silent) - Helluva Boss

Stolas - Helluva Boss

Jedediah - Night at the Museum

Ahkmenrah - Night at the Museum

Shrek (He's a fucking legend)

Barnabas Collins - Dark Shadows

Victoria Winters - Dark Shadows

Arthur Kirkland (England) - Axis Powers Hetalia

Francis Bonnefoy (France) - Axis Power Hetalia (I probably spelt his name wrong sorry)

Jareth - Labyrinth

Karl Heisenberg - Resident Evil: Village

Lady Dimetrescu - Resident Evil: Village (I may also have spelt her name wrong. Tall vampire lady)

Stig Olafson - Brotherband Chronicles

Hal Mikkelson - Brotherband Chronicles

Sodapop Curtis - The Outsiders

Dallas Winston - The Outsiders

Darry Curtis - The Outsiders

Steve Randell - The Outsiders

Two-Bit Matthews - The Outsiders

Johnny Cade - The Outsiders

Bill Fucking Cipher - Gravity Falls (He's cool. Everyone loves him.)

Egon Spengler - Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters

Austin Powers (I know he's pretty much a sex machine but he's also really kind and caring)

Kenickie Murdoch - Grease

Danny Zuko - Grease

Frenchie - Grease

Betty Rizzo - Grease

Jenny Dalby - Rangers Apprentice

Haymitch - Hunger Games

Lucifer Morningstar - The Netflix show Lucifer

Beelzebub - Good Omens

Mikkel - Brotherband Chronicles (I know he wasn't even really in it but he seemed cool and really nice)

Karina - Brotherband Chronicles (Sweetest mother ever)

The Other Mother - Coraline (Shut the fuck up I like her)

Sir Keren - Rangers Apprentice (He was actually a really cool and interesting villain with actual morals and he did regret his actions.)

Cruella de Vil - 101 Dalmations but I like her more in the movie Cruella

Jafar - Aladdin

Captin Hook - Literally any of the versions of him

Hades - Hercules but just him in general

Dionysus - He's a cool god.

Yzma - Emperors New Groove

Dr Facilier - Princess and the Frog

Queen of Hearts - Alice in Wonderland

Monolo Sanchez - Book of Life

Hector - Coco

Jasper - Cruella

Arty - Cruella

Artemis - Ready Player One

Robin Hood - Any of them apart from the fucking fox. I like Men in Tights version.

Wezley - Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride

Sheriff Woody - Toy Story (I know its weird and a little bit fucked up but I like him.)

Elsa - Frozen

Merida - Brave

Bo Peep - Toy Story

Kuzco - Emperors New Groove (He's funny)

Flynn Rider - Tangled

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp's version

Ruv - Friday Night Funkin' Midfight Masses

Sam - Assasins Blade

Michael Afton - FNaF

John - FNaF Novel Trilogy

Barbarossa - Ned's Circus of Marvels (Yes he is a villain. Yes he ia pirate butcher. Yes he is horrible. But he's cool and a pirate and a butcher and I like villains like that.)

Bennissimo - Ned's Circus of Marvels

Loki - MARVEL

Jacob Coote - Looking For Alibrandi

Ryder Dagon - He's a character I made up for a book series I was going to write but gave up on. He's my character. No one else knows him apart from my sibling.

Chloe Decker - Lucifer

Arnold J. Rimmer - Red Dwarf

Alexander Lemtov - Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga

Rosalina - Mario

Four - Divergent

There are a lot more I just can't think of any at the moment. If you want to y'all can show me a list of your fictional crushes. I won't judge.

[multifamdomfan]

After an argument

Hook: I'm not talking to you!

Morgie: Then I'm not talking to you!

Hook: *sarcastic* Well, that's the way it would work wouldn't it?

Morgie: Not the way we're doing it.

Hook: ...

Morgie: ...

Morgie: James?

Hook: What?

Morgie: Let me tell you how much I'm not going to talk to you.

Hook: You're pathetic at this.

Morgie: Well, we've never done this before.

[fruitofthelaestrygonians]

Decendants au, but its hook and morgie in there last few months at merlin Academy after dating for a couple of years taming about their feature, hook talks about how exited he is to sale the seas and get revenge on pan in never land and morgie talks about how exited he is to return to the forests in camelot and practice his ancient magic and the old ways. Only for them to pause and look at each other, they knew this was coming, what was to come of them? The love they shared caused such and ache in their heart in that moment that it was sickening, hook, his voice cracking barely above a whisper says that he'll miss morgie and that despite his excitement he'll miss him with such an intensity he may never rest, that he loves him and that after all villians arnt supposed to get a happy ending and morgie after a moment swallows and asks if that will really be it, if it has to be? Hook responds with how different their dreams are, how different they are really, How he wishes on the neverland stars that it wasn't the way it was but morgie pauses and asks why, why does it have to end, hooks confused and re instates the pirate vs sorcerer, sea vs land, ship vs cottage but morgie just looks at him and says, why can't they have both, morgie a cottage in camelot, james a ship, and every time his ship comes to land, with a bit of help from morgies magic,they come see one another, give hook a home to come back to, a darling one could say. Hook would look at morgie as if the stats had aligned, with hopeful shock and agrees, they talk about the letters they would write, how hook can have a boy back home essential, how they could have everything they wanted provided there safe, and with a few goodluck charms and protection spells from morgie hook would never have to die at sea, at the hands of his rival, how they could have there own secret happily ever after, even if there revenge plots fail and the wind in hooks sail grows still he'll allways have his sorcerer to come home to with a sweet kiss and a smile.

[llopez29]

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[acefms]

cheeks puff out in a goofy smile, a nod given. he knows teddy is just being nice, but he choses to take it. " it is fun. growing up sucks. but i guess at some point we're both going to have to do it, right ? unless we don't. we could just make this apartment our very own neverland. charlie can be tinkerbell and the guy upstairs that sometimes bangs down at us, he could for sure be captin' hook. peter pan is kinda fucked up when you think about it, though ... if you look at it from a different perspective, he could definitely be the villain. " stops himself before he gets carried away talking. once ace starts on something it's difficult for him to stop, and so he often tries to cut himself off before it gets to that point. " i don't, no. though it is possible that we've both already met her. " weird to think, but entirely possible. " what ?! no, i'm sure any future kids you have will love you so much. but if they don't, then don't worry. i don't plan on having any, so you'll still have me. a far wrinklier version with way less hair, but me nonetheless. "

"aw, babe... i know you're just repeating my sentiments, but that means a lot." he places his palm on ace's cheek. "i believe you could defend my honor if it really came down to it." he doesn't actually believe that, but his best friend doesn't need to know that. "c'mon, isn't it a little fun living with PETER PAN SYNDROME?" not that he really refuses to grow up, but he does enjoy where he's at right now. settling down could be nice, with the right woman. theodore could technically be responsible and adult-like, but what was the fun in doing it alone? he felt as long as his age started with twenty, he could be a little goofy. it's why he was so worried about turning thirty. "do you happen to know my future wife? just so i could tell her... give her a heads up and all," he laughs. "sure would speed things up, wouldn't it? just know you'll always be welcome in my future home and i can only picture us ending up at the same retirement facility together. because, in this future, i apparently imagine my kids not loving me enough to keep me at home."

[lil-purple-mouse]

Okay, I need to know if I'm alone on this.

Disney should make a horror theme park in homage to its famous villains and call it the ' Disney Dark Magic' theme park. Captain hook and Maleficent deserve better!

AND we can have a ride dedicated to the rollercoaster kronk and Yzma's ride to the lair.

Does anyone else agree or should I explain it again in song?