#cat is absurd

[nasykuching]

Accidental proposal

(Unbestknown to him, they’re already married)

For those who don’t know, “i want to eat your miso soup everyday” means “let’s get married, i want to eat your cooking everyday.” Or “i want you to be my wive.”

Idk if it’s still used nowadays though lol

[xanaroker]

Tondemo Skill inverted AU! In which mukouda is a magical beast transferred to our world, and Fel is a CEO now taking care of his nibling Sui!

[thetimetravellercat]

I could not resist the urge to sketch the Pangur (from @pangur-and-grim)! She looked so cute and mighty, I hope I did her justice enough 💚

[aardvaark]

do you ever think about how nate went to seminary school and almost became a priest? because i do

[spookberry]

So lost in the sauce of making a short film and bringing my ocs to life that for a second I forgot internet weirdos with no media literacy actually hate teen girls and will not like Tiara 😔

[chiropteracupola]

Inconvenienced.

[raddestrose]

I changed it to this

[thylacid]

it pisses me off so bad that crowfeather's treatment of breezepelt is just treated like a joke by the fandom . breezepelt was being abused by his dad and everyone just made a joke out of it because he isn't nice

[birbleafs]

Work has been eating up my brain/energy and I didn't have time to finish up a proper fic for Al-Haitham's birthday. So have a silly meme for the lulz instead lol. Partly inspired by Liz's tweet about kvthm emotional v0re and absolutely, fully enabled by @frandulent. Joke is also based on this post and that one Kate Beaton comic. Happy birthday, Al-Haitham! :'')

[nostalgic-muffins]

thirteen x mc x satan double tap now if you

[felinefractious]

Okay so 🤣 I don’t own cats (and can’t—allergies) and I had NEVER noticed any balls but now I’m going back through your blog and I’m like 🤭 troublepuffs

THEY’RE SO FUNNY.

The first time I noticed them when I was younger was on a leopard picture and I immediately started to crack up because what are those? those are just little cheetoh puffs!

[pifabo]

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem

[lesbianbongwater]

Ivypool no don't lick the bat!!!!! You're going to bring covid back to the clans!!!!!

[mothric]

people are getting mad about a contemporary art thing again so naturally I had to check it out and see if it's as empty, stupid, and pretentious as everyone is saying.

turns out Roman Signer is a down to earth dude with a sense of humour who doesn't take himself too seriously, which was exactly the vibe I was getting from his works.

"falling buckets of sand gee how original, so I guess I was making "art" all the time as a kid then 🙄" yes actually, according to Signer's own philosophy kids are making art all the time and not thinking of it as art. you can disagree with this mindset, but he does not strike me as a man who'd be in any way bothered by someone saying "I can do that myself" and then doing it themself. he strikes me as someone who would in fact encourage doing it yourself, because it's fun.

if he was a pretentious guy in his 20s claiming his pieces are so profound they can only be understood by the elite, sure I'd be annoyed. but he's just a funny lil old Swiss man who does funny and absurd little experiments and encourages you to laugh at them. I can't be mad at that. it's fun and way more accessible than people seem to think.

[wizardsaur]

Gonna update my Pinned Post, so here goes:

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This is my main blog now. Gonna try my best to be a minimally insufferable internet tumblr personality. Please renlog this, and I'm outright asking for followers.

I'm writing a book, it's about absurdism and cults and the end of the world. It is a satire, it is a sci-fi dystopian horror. Hi, if you're a publisher - call me, I promise I'm not crazy.

I call myself a wizard, my religion is ?????

This is a witch blog? But one of the cool ones, I swear. I like frogs, and being a good person. I post kinda consistently, and I've been active a REALLY LONG TIME in tumblr years. Doing my best not to be appropriative or exclusionary in any way, also painfully human. So much so, I have chronic pain too 🤣 (getting that diagnosis figured out, I hurt a lot and I have theories.)

I think met God once in a cemetery in December 2018, and It told me to leave an abusive marriage. And every time I think of what God looks like, my brain says Alainis Morrisette and David Bowie. I don't really know what that means.

I was raised in arguably one of the biggest cults in the world - no, not scientology. So I sincerely believe the only way to find God or Upper Whatever is to figure it out yourself. And understand everyone is probably wrong in some ways, right in others. Ergo, I'm not sure what I believe and it will eternally change.

I worship Change in the form of Death - or Death as Change - I'm not sure if that matters. I also worship Uni, the Cat God Of Self. Which. I made up. I made a blog about that, if you can find it. You will see that a lot here

I write spells, cultivate cool posts. I hardcore try to peer review, please don't hunt me for sport for reblogging a shitty blog. Just send me an ask and call me out - I'll be reasonable. I also share stories.

I like dinosaurs, vegetarian food (not exclusively), talking about glasses, writing, movies, goth culture, history, reading, art, plants, and dark humor. I write a lot in the bathtub. I live in an old house in a big railroad city in the US. Hopefully I become locally famous too, so I can quit my job and freelance forever with my chronic pain problems. Or be a ghost tour guide as my real job.

I'm a story worm. Which is like a bookworm, but with movies and podcasts and personal anecdotes. I tell stories. I hope the stories have value for you. I ingest stories, and have been enamored with the art of sharing stories my entire life.

My Cat is my pfp at the time of this posting. His name is Oswald Cheesecake. He looks like a wizard to me in that photo, in a brown cloak. But he' just in a paper bag. They are his favorite thing. There is a very good story behind his name, too.

[celestialmazer]

Just some favs

Alice In Wonderland / Through The Looking Glass