#chan incorrect quotes

[hwangism143]

Kidnapper: I have your hyung

Jeongin: Which one?

Kidnapper: The loud one with separation anxiety

Jeongin:

Jeongin: I asked which one

[slutifer]

mc: ugh thank you so much simeon, you’re such an ANGEL

Simeon: uhh thank you ??

Simeon: … and you’re such a human?

[chanquokka]

is this even anything click to see better

(2/∞)

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quote

Y/n - I think my medicine is having a weird side effect. I can't get this horrible taste out of my mouth.

Remy - Oh let me check that for you mon cheri. *proceeds to shove his tongue into (Y/n)'s mouth, and make out for a minute and a half.* You taste perfect to me mon amour.

Y/n - *to stunned to even remember how to breathe.*

Remy - *grins with pride for having stunned (Y/n).*

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[leenooooooo]

Hehehe

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[love-zara-skz]

Kidnapper: i have your kid

Chan: which one i have 7…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Chan:

Chan: which one i have 7…

[felixpigtails]

seungmin: are you crying

chan: no, i'm having an allergic reaction

seungmin: to what?

chan: life

[random-incorrect-things]

Chan: *cooking* Minho, can you grab the meat?

Chan:

Chan: Minho let go of my ass.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[hwangism143]

Felix: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Felix, to Jisung: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Minho, to Chan: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Jeongin: There are two types of people.

[str4ykin9s]

Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here

[chanquokka]

more terrible skz incorrects

do!!! click to see better. please (4/∞)

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Levi: Ya know, I got a thing for weird otakus like myself

MC: Hah, I wouldn't call myself that, I'm a pretty average normie

Levi: what are you holding?

MC: Hm? The newest edition of I hope he likes me or is this just my thoughts? why?

Levi: no reason