#chaos collective

[regzee]

Windows 10 operated warforged

[tekno-cc]

An Introduction

Hello! My name is Tekno (I also go by Tek). I use He/Him pronouns, and I am an adult (I tend to age slide between about 25-35 years old). In headspace, I have long pink hair (which is usually braided or pulled up) and golden eyes. I wear a golden crown and can often be found with flowers in my braided hair as well!

I am a member of The Chaos Collective along with my brother, Wilbur, who can be found Here

I am, as far as I am aware, an AU Fictional Introject (or Fictive, if you prefer the term). Unfortunately, I don't know a lot about DSMP, but my own memories are extremely vivid!

I'm here to mostly post my memories or commentary, but feel free to interact with me, too! I may not be the most social or the best at talking, but I'm working on that... I ask that you please do not bring up triggering content with me as well.

I will not tolerate hate or negativity. If you don't like me, you need not even interact with me. Sending me hate or negativity will result in my blocking you, and I will not provide a warning nor explanation... I understand my source is a topic of conflict for many individuals, but I did not choose my life (and frankly, I think my life was rather different from source)

My favorite animals are dogs and pigs, and my favorite colors are blue and pink!

I may update this post as I see necessary, but for now- this has been a general introduction from me! Thanks for reading, and wishing you well!

- Teknoblade

[egophiliac]

Why do you think they put Savannah Claw Rook up to pull??? Is he even going to participate in Book 7???? I am so confused WHY HIM??? WHY NOT IDK, CREWEL? VARGAS? MAYBE TREIN?? WHY HIM.

I’m SO CONFUSED. Is it just for money grabbing or something like that? It doesn’t make any sense.

Also how prepared you are for the probably last update of Book 7?

I mean...it said he's a story card, and all the other story cards have had major roles, so I see no reason to assume he won't as well! (plus any staff cards are probably all going to be events like Crowley was; I would honestly be MORE surprised to see them as story cards.) really though I'm having fun trying to figure out how he's going to tie into things! we're back at Cerberus Ortho levels of "WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAN" and it's great. :D

I assume we're going to be doing some more dream-hopping, but I think it would be hilarious if it turned out to be someone else's dream instead of Rook's. who else could possibly be dreaming about him pre-fancification.

(I'm also half afraid that this really is the last part, and half afraid that it isn't. I'm -- I'm not going to believe anything until we get the diadorm rerun pickups, and maybe not even then)

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

[theartingace]

midnight posting baby centaurs

[viceandmature]

The Yagami Team VS Rugal and Goenitz in Capcom VS SNK / SNK VS Capcom Chaos

[completeandtotalchaos]

sorry laika

[awkwardsonicphotos]

My sister is finally playing Sonic Adventure 2’s story mode and I have been getting updates of her progress. She absolutely hates it, she can’t stand the wonky controls at all. The only thing powering her to get through it is her love for her chao and I find that hilarious.

[chonnysinferno]

mind with blåhaj,,,sighs loudly,, kicks a rock,, man I don’t know how to do art requests/prompts,, walks off into the distance,,

song for my lost ghost friends sorry thuis took so long!!! its all good tho :-) i hope u loike it

[jaedoesart]

Dave finally snapped-

[chaoparty]

🌈 my happy place! 🌴✨

[regzee]

Khila

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 234

More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au! 

Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form. 

One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust. 

Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage. 

At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now. 

Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core- 

“What the fuck.” 

Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-

Oh.

It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort. 

Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry. 

[purpleleafsyt]

They can be sleepy. And cuddle. And talk quietly. As a treat

[a-being-of-chaossss]

Tumblr I need help.

My friend who I will not name is in an abusive household and needs to leave. The problem is, their parents control their bank account and will shut them out of it if they leave. What can I do to help raise money to help them leave?

The money would have to be in cash or be able to be withdrawn to cash. We need to raise approx. $4000 dollars by September so they can leave and have a bit of a safety net while they look for a job. Please spread this around and help me think of ways to raise money.

[mensmommymilkers]

Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun