#chip and chap

[daydreamabout]

Chip and Chap [Tim Bradford Imagine]

Summary: Sergeant Grey warns you and Tim for always causing chaos together.

It was a typical Monday morning briefing at the precinct, and Tim was already regretting being awake. He was seated in his usual spot, looking at the clock, mentally counting down the seconds until the briefing was over so he could get out on patrol. His coffee was in hand, but it was more of a prop than anything—he'd already had three cups, and caffeine was no longer doing the trick.

You, on the other hand, had barely sat down next to him before starting to fidget with your pen, a wide grin plastered on your face as you bounced in your seat. You'd barely gotten any sleep after a night of binging on a new crime documentary, and it was obvious by the way your energy seemed to be overflowing.

He knew exactly what was coming.

Sergeant Grey was going over the daily reports when he finally stopped, his gaze shifting between you and Tim, who were clearly distracting the room with your silent exchange of jokes.

"Bradford, Y/L/N," Grey's voice cut through the noise. "You two. Focus up."

Tim sighed, looking up at him, already preparing for the inevitable.

"Sergeant?" You piped up innocently, giving him your best puppy-dog eyes.

Grey stared you down. "I’ve had enough of this 'Chip and Chap' act you two have going on," he said, clearly exasperated. "One of you keeps bringing the chaos, and the other keeps pretending to keep it in check, but let’s face it, you both thrive on it. You're not here to entertain the rest of us. You're here to work."

Tim shot you a quick side-eye, noticing how your smile was stretching wider, clearly pleased by the comparison. "Chip and Chap, huh?" you whispered, leaning toward Tim with a grin. "I like the sound of that."

He gave you a deadpan look, his voice low. "Yeah, well, I’m more of a ‘serious cop,’ but I guess if I’m the ‘Chap,’ you’re the ‘Chip’—chaotic, loud, and always causing problems."

That's when you stuck your tongue out at him, the usual playful demeanor kicking in. "Excuse me, I am perfectly capable of being serious when the time calls for it."

Sergeant Grey, still not satisfied, continued. "I don’t care if you're Chip or Chap. What I do care about is that you two start showing more discipline. Every time I turn around, one of you is laughing, the other is sighing in frustration... and the rest of us are just trying to get through the day without getting caught in your crossfire."

You leaned back in your chair, clearly not fazed. "Okay, okay. We’ll be on our best behavior, Grey. No more hijinks."

Tim looked at you, raising an eyebrow. "If by ‘best behavior’ you mean keeping your chaos to a minimum, then sure. No promises, though."

Grey rubbed his temples,knowing you both were great officers . "I swear, if you two don't figure it out... I might have to start assigning you separate shifts."

You laughed at that. "Separate shifts? That's just cruel."

"Yeah, I’ll miss you too, Y/N. Who else is going to keep me sane?," Tim groaned, clearly amused despite himself.

Grey didn’t look pleased, but his lips twitched, almost forming a smile.

"You heard him, Y/N. No more chaos. At least for today."

You leaned in close to Tim, whispering just loud enough for him to hear, "You sure you can handle a day without me?"

He shot you a sideways glance, a smirk tugging at his lips. "I think I’ll survive. But it’s going to be a pretty dull day without you."

You exchanged one last look, the familiar spark of mischief in both of your eyes.

It was only a matter of time before the chaos would begin again.

[el-meant]

Chip absolutely loves his baby son Chap

(That's a cloud in the bg, not a wild hairdo that I only just noticed TwT)

[lena-thinks-too-much]

Batdad's Mediocre Parenting

It should be noted that this headcanon is my take on fanon Bruce and has not resemblance to canon Bruce mostly because Bruce's parenting skills are wildly inconsistent in the comics.

So Bruce is kinda of a head over heart kinda guy right? As someone with a dad who approaches emotional problems with pure logic and nothing else, I kinda get it. Genuinely, if I hear "think like an engineer" while I'm going through a crisis one more time I'm going to break something. (I love him though, he's doing his best)

Bruce Wayne who loves his children and isn't great at expressing it. Bruce Wayne who wants to make all their problems go away but isn't particularly cognisant of how they would want to go about that.

Bruce Wayne who appeals to their logical side because that's what he understands best.

I think this is why, when his kids mess up, Bruce has a tendency to stick his foot in his mouth. Emotions muddy the mind and make decisions difficult. Solution? Push the emotions aside and focus on cold hard facts. But his kids are teenagers who aren't as emotionally constipated as he is so they can't actually do that.

So everytime he fires or benches someone, he thinks it's obvious it's out of concern. "You're acting rash and impulsive" or "you disobeyed direct orders" translates to 'I'm afraid you're going to get hurt'. But they don't hear that part.

I think the source for this theory is actually from Tim's run as Robin. I know I said I wasn't going to bring canon into this but it's relevant.

So right before Tim officially quits as Robin because Jack Drake finds out, he was actually indeterminately benched(it was like a couple weeks or so), followed by him quitting. Actually they day Jack forces him to quit Tim had just made up his mind to be Robin again

This was because of a series of events where a villain attacked Steph and breaks her leg, while threatening to kill her and Tim loses his shit and starts whaling on the guy. Then I think the guy disappears or disintegrates or something? I don't really remember but Tim fully believes he just killed a man and it really fucks with him. they find out later that the guy survived but that's irrelevant to the point

because Tim is convinced he just committed murder, he kinda starts losing control in the field. It gets bad enough that Bruce basically tells him to either get his shit together or stay home because he's a liability. Tim gets pissed off at Bruce's cold lack of empathy for his struggle and basically quits on the spot.

The reason I bring this up is because that conversation could have easily been read as Bruce appealing to logic instead of emotion. After all, Tim was the robin most similar to Bruce and Bruce is a logically driven person. Bruce probably relates to time via facts and logic. Bruce tried to put it in terms that he thought Tim would understand: logically pointing out the objective observations of behavior and why they're a problem, when Tim was too emotional to think logically.

so yeah. TLDR: Bruce is a good parent who cares about his kids, he's just really bad at speaking their language

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Modern day au, Chibo boi is a dumbass Gay, Jay laughs, Gil is also there :]

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A good boy who is actually an old man now approaches and goes in for the flop

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[littlelasagne]

Hello beautiful human!! BMO is my favorite fic ever! Everything about the story is just perfect. Could you please share a little snippet of the next chapter? <3

Hi friend!

I'm so happy you've enjoyed the fic so far :) I'll be honest, I've been so busy at my new job and moving and everything, that I've barely had time this past month to work on BMO. The next chapter is nearly ready to go though, it's a heavy one about family so I keep umming and ahhing over it.

Thanks so much for the ask and continued interest! I feel a bit out of the loop with the fandom these days so it's nice to know you're there! Here's a chunk from the beginning of chap 31.

Squeezing a healthy dollop of suncream onto her hand, Hange began to smother it over her face.

“I wish you were here,” she said. “Everyone’s really sad, but we’re all happy to be together at the same time. It’s bittersweet in a way that Nani brought us all together in her death. Eurgh, it’s so hot though, I’m sweating all the time. I stink. You’d hate me right now. Oh yeah, I’d been in the house ten minutes and two aunties asked about my marriage prospects. I say aunties, I don’t even know who they are. Mum’s second-cousin, twice removed, three times married, carried over. Then, oh god, Mum explained to me that she told them about Zeke ages ago but she didn’t bother letting them know we split up so... that was fun explaining why we weren’t married yet. I didn’t really explain. I said I was putting my career first. Which is not exactly a lie either. I hate these stupid family games.”

Levi always considered it a blessing to not have nosy family poking their way into his life. If he had to pick between Erwin’s overprotective mother or Hange’s overcritical one, he would choose neither. But actually, as he listened to the hearty bustle beyond the door, he was struck by an odd longing. The thought of cousins to gossip with and meddling aunties to avoid seemed fun. At least they cared, right? He wondered if Uncle Kenny wanted to know his state of affairs. Judging by the constant barrage of emails from Cave, he did.

“Don’t forget your neck,” Levi said. Hange squeezed out more suncream, lifted her chin and rubbed the thick cream all over her willowy neck.

“It’s awkward, I haven’t really mentioned you yet because, y’know... it’s like I said, they’ll start asking all these questions and I’m not bothered about answering any of them yet. You understand, don’t you?”

“I do.”

“Maybe next time I’m here it’ll be different… Anyway, Levi... I really miss you.”

She’d been gone for just over forty-eight hours. Forty-eight hours since she had grieved all over him. Forty-eight hours since she was here in his bed, her leg wrapped around his and her lips all over his neck. He couldn’t wait to do that again. He imagined she was there with him now. Levi rolled over to face the window and see the night sky.

“It’s only been two days,” he said. Nineteen days to go.

“So? I’m allowed to miss you even if it’s only been ten seconds!” she pouted. “But thank you. For making me come here. As annoying as everyone is, we’re all connected to Nani and everyone’s set aside their feelings. We’re family after all.”

Family.

“That’s great, Hange.”

“I’ll pay you back as soon as I can, I promise.”

“It’s ok, Hange.”

She puckered her lips and brought them to phone camera. Levi’s screen turned black for a moment. She giggled. “Wish I could kiss you in real life.”

He wished it too. “Go. Don’t do anything stupid. Don’t cry too much.”

“Bye, Levi, sleep well. I’ll text you as soon as I can. I miss you.”

I love you, I love you, I love you.

“Bye, Four Eyes.” He hung up and flopped over in his bed, his eyes on the stars, feeling lonesome, languid, and just a little lacklustre.

[suckishima]

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