#clark kent headcanon

[thrillhoues]

Clark Kent should be a Bruce Springsteen fan. There's something about their revolutionary spirit - men aligned with the little guy in all of their stories - both of them on the surface both pictures of, and deconstruction of, traditional masculinity

Plus, Nebraska and Darkness on the Edge of Town are one of my favorites, ditto Clark

[angelltheninth]

I have a request, if you don't mind.

Clark Kent (any version) x fem! reader, where some villain kidnaps reader and clark (as superman, ofc) saves her and then maybe some fluff after that?

I actually really liked the movie Supermen so I'll use one of my favorites.

Pairing: Clark Kent x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, rescue, hostage situation, kissing, domestic fluff, literal sleeping together, fear of loss, protectiveness

A/N: MAWS Superman is my new favorite though, I don't care what anyone says.

From the moment that the public noticed you seemed to bring out a very soft side of Superman you were a target

Clark knew this of course and tried to keep an eye on you as much as he could

He knows your heartbeat well, he knows how it beats when you're happy, sad, excited, scared

But he was too late to save you, there were too many things happening

Kidnapping was a risk you were ready to take when you started dating but nothing would stop you from loving Clark, no matter the danger you would stick by him

You're not hurt too bad but when Clark finds you he is pissed off

The criminals are made short work of, with more bruises then regular people he fights

Quick to fly you home, keeping you close the whole time

Even when he's running through the place, looking for a first aid kit he's talking to you

Thinks he should do a better job controling his emotions when he's with you and put some distance between you two, not while he's Clark Kent but while he's Superman so his enemies won't target you

He doesn't usually get so angry but seeing you in danger brings out a side of him that he'd rather keep away

Since you don't want to be alone, or don't want him to be alone because he's also shaken up by this, you ask him to spend the night with you

Can't go to sleep without kissing you good night

Falls asleep on your chest, as close as he can get to your heart

[shylemon0]

Clark Kent dating a reader that can’t sleep without a stuffed animal (Headcanons)

I am very much like this so umm- this was really easy to to write lol

Warning?: Hinted autistic reader, plushie/stuffed animal special interest, Clark becoming your replacement plushie,

A/N: im writing this note as i am halfway done with this hc and i just realized that this might be seen as some weird kink shit??? if that is the reason you are here please leave and dont put that energy near my blog im a minor, thank you. this one was more made as comfort not horniness ew

(Gn) ———

· He finds it adorable and completely understands the simple need for a comfort item  · You probably have a small stuffed toy in your bag when you need to go to work that you can hold (inside the bag so no one can see) it when stressed but if you didn’t bring it with you for some reason you could just hold Clark’s hand when stressed since his hands are surprisingly soft

· Sometimes Clark will pretend to be jealous of your plushies when he comes home to you just laying on the couch using one of your plushies as a pillow after a long day of work, it’ll just end up in him grabbing you so you two can cuddle and fall asleep because both of you are tired after a long day at work

· You know that these things give you comfort but you won’t let it control your life, so you won’t go and grab your comfort item just for a tiny amount of stress or discomfort since one day you just know you won’t have anything to calm you down and you’ll have to be ready for so it won’t be too much for you · He will buy you tons of stuffed animals and plushies because he knows how happy they make you

· You most likely were shy about letting him know about your little “quirk” since most people would think it was childish, but not him, he completely respects it and will stand up for you if any of your friends found out and started to make fun of you for it

· If you somehow lost your favorite plush and it’s the one you need to sleep with, Clark is there for you to calm down and help you try and find it, if you find it that’s great but if you don’t Clark will offer to cuddle with you to help you a little to fall asleep 

· After some time you probably won’t need a stuffed toy anymore to sleep since you have Clark there to cuddle up with :)

(I have a taglist now! It’s on my pinned post if you want to know more about it!)

[butwhyduh]

Bro, as fun as trashing Tim’s closet is, the part about sharing shirts got me wondering: How would the batboys (plus Bruce and Clark if possible) react to their s/o wearing something of theirs outside in public? And what would this item/s be? (Shirts, a suit jacket, ties, caps, underwear, anything really)

These are the most stolen items

Clark: Kansas has cold winters and his oversized coats are cozy. Clark thinks it’s adorable because they are huge on you.

Bruce: the tie is for fun ;) and the coat is on cold walks. Depends on the clothing if he thinks it’s cute or hot.

Dick: the classic boyfriend shirt and his shorts are super soft. He thinks it’s hot to see you in his clothing.

Jason: you stole the sweatpants as a joke because they are so long but also mad comfy. And it’s his fault he got a jacket like that. He thinks it’s cute because much like Clark, they’re almost guaranteed to be huge on you.

Tim: he dresses like a summertime lesbian half the time with clothes oversized on him and his shirts look better on you anyways. Depends on the clothing and context, Tim thinks it’s cute, sweet, or sexy.

[littlefreya]

"I’m sure Clark produces a large amount of.... 😈"

My hyperspermia kink is wild and this is giving me way too many ideas!!! Superman and his super c*m ❤️

Mmmhmm... Clark completely railing you, pounding into you from behind. You feel like a rag doll, your knees hurting, your arms shaking as they reach for support onto the wall. Finally he comes, his hot semen overflowing your pussy, seeping from the little slit while he keeps grinding into you, making sure you take every drop.

And you think he’s done by now... you hope he is done. You are dehydrated never having so many orgasms in your life.

But suddenly he is hard again, ready to give you another round. 😰

[navybrat817]

I would love to hear your dark!daddy headcanons for one of Henry Cavill's characters. Maybe Geralt or Clark Kent or something, but please tell me 👀👀

Panda, you get me. So, here’s one take on how Dark!Clark may get started.

Clark is possessive and jealous when it comes to you. 

People want Superman and he could have them if he wanted to...but only a few want Clark Kent.

You’re one of them, so he doesn’t want to let you go.

He tries to be a good man and do the right thing, but his resolve is always tested when he thinks someone is flirting with you.

Especially if it’s Bruce Wayne.

While he has strength and power, Bruce is smart, sophisticated, rich, cultured. He can give you anything and everything you want.

And Clark can’t stand that. Because you’re HIS.

“Clark, are you...jealous?”

Your tone is teasing, but he sees red.

He registers your surprised sound as he grabs and pulls you away, but he’s too angry to comfort you.

“Gotham isn’t enough for him. He thinks he can have you, too?”

You know better than to argue or placate him as his eyes go red again. You even manage not to flinch as those same eyes burn through your clothes.

“You’re MINE,” he growls as he yanks the plug free from your body. He loves to keep you full of him.

You can only scream when his throbbing cock spears you open and hold on as he fucks you into oblivion.

“He can’t make you come like I can. He doesn’t own you the way I do.”

Clark has been possessive before, but not like this.

And he isn’t satisfied when you come. Oh, no. He wants you to come again and again. Until you know who you belong to.

“That’s it. Take it. Squeeze my cock. You can give me another.”

Your eyes are filled with tears as he pulls orgasm after orgasm from you, your body limp and useless as he keeps fucking into you.

“Cl-Clark...Daddy...please…” you manage to breathe before he finally stills with a growl. It’s always hot when he fills you.

You’re close to passing out when you hear Clark chuckle darkly. “Enjoy the show?”

Your eyes open just long enough to see Bruce’s normal stoic expression give way to shock.

“In case you need a reminder...Don’t touch what doesn’t belong to you.”

We know Bruce isn’t one to just let things go. And when he expresses his concern...that begins Clark’s descent into madness.

Thanks for the ask!

[the-mexican-writer]

Superman is the himbo for the justice league and no one can change my mind

[fpwrites]

what are your headcanons about Clark Kent/Superman and the Earth??? like do you think he's ecofriendly and stuff???

OKAY i cannot lie. I 110% believe that Clark is super eco-friendly and an environmentalist. After what happened with Krypton and stuff, I feel like he would just be super into protecting the environment and stuff. Like, this man would be using as little plastic as he could, reducing his carbon footprint, using bamboo replacements of stuff (like toothbrushes and paper towels) and using a bicycle or walking when he could. He would definitely encourage others to do the same. Clark loves the Earth and he hopes others do the same!

*Captain Planet theme plays in bg*

[mias-deardens]

not to be all “newspapers are dead,” but... imagine if the Daily Planet was a news show. Clark becomes a meme for looking so much like superman

[angelltheninth]

Clark Kent Having a Crush on You

Pairing: Clark Kent x Reader

Tags: fluff, crushes, power use, confession, dating, cuddles, kissing, literal sleeping together, gentleman!Clark Kent, sweetheart! Clark Kent

A/N: He is my babygirl and I love him so much.

Seriously the least subtle guy out there

His powers do nothing to hide his fellings, he can't turn around fast enough, can't stop himself from blushing, can't wait to see you so he flies over to your house as fast as he can

Been almost caught floating above ground when you flirt with him

Throws out flirty lines that he found on the internet and if they don't land he says he was just joking

May or may not have more pictures of the two of you in his phone then anything else

Clark isn't confrontational but he is very protective, yet mindful of his strength over others

Ripped off the door of his room more then once when his parents told him that you're waiting for him

Brings flowers when he confesses to you because he's trying way too hard

Not good at hiding the fact that he wants to kiss you

Holding hands is a big deal for him, Clark loves the gesture of you running your thumb over the back of his hand

Floats when you have your first kiss

Lends you all of his clothes no questions asked, literally just take it

Also floats when you sleep together

You had to press him back down on the bed more then a few times, which was how you first found out about his powers

[thranduilsperkybutt]

Headcanons for being in a polyamorous relationship with Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent pretty please with lots of cherries on top if you're still accepting headcanons requests? Thank you so much. Love your blog and will forever support it. Also do you accept request for Wonder Woman or are you waiting for her solo movie to accept request?

Being in a polyamorous relationship with Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, and Diana Prince would involve:

Bruce and Clark occasionally butting heads about things, but you and Diana typically can reign them in.

The three of them being equally as worried that you could be in the line of fire because of your affiliation with them.

When you do inevitably get either kidnapped or threatened by some evildoer, they all rally together to protect you.

Bruce being determined to show you how to defend yourself. Spending hours teaching you self-defense and how to use some of his gadgets.

Diana teasing the boys that they’re jealous when she winds up sweeping you off for a romantic evening.

Bruce and Diana taking you to galas. All of them being stunned at how amazing you look in your outfit.

Clark coming by your place unexpectedly. Sometimes only to find that either Bruce or Diana had the same idea.

You have them all on speed dial.

A group chat existing.

Sexting in the group chat.

Splitting your time between them whenever they weren’t all in the same place.

Diana flying you out to Paris to spend a weekend with her, showing you all the sights and teaching you French.

Driving to Gotham to pull up outside of Bruce’s place. Alfred’s always excited to see you.

Meeting Mrs. Kent when Clark finally takes you out to the farm. Spending the time there with him showing you all the great spots he went to as a child.

Feeling smug at seeing one of them on TV and internally thinking, “Yeah, that’s my boyfriend,” or, “Yeah, that’s my girlfriend.”

Worrying about them whenever they all went off to save the world.

Foursomes.

Bruce and Clark competing in the bedroom, only for Diana to completely win the competition in a landslide without even trying.

[inagetawaycarxo]

Birthday Headcanon: {Clark Kent}

A/n: It’s bday headcanon week since it’s my birthday on Wednesday. 

Clark treating you like a goddess..

Waking you up with light kisses.

“Happy birthday, babe.”

Filling the room with roses.

Clark giving you lots of gifts.

Making a birthday cake for you.

Clark being extremely affectionate.

Clark being super duper romantic.

Taking you out to dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Romantic sex.

[batfam-headcanon-blog]

wait any dc character??? what about clark with bathroom and bedroom

How does the character prepare in the morning?

He has a strict schedule he adheres to. He wakes up, drinks coffee, eats breakfast, brushes his teeth, gets dressed, does his hair, and then leaves for work

Do they sing in the shower?

No because he showers early and doesn’t want to wake up Lois or Jon

What kind of hair product/make-up do they use?

Whatever Lois bought

How clean is this character?

Very clean. He showers everyday and his room isn’t a mess. Everything is organized down to the pair of socks he is going to wear what day.

Does the character have thousands of shampoo/shower gel bottles by the shower, or do they use only the bare essentials?

There is tons of different shampoo and shower gels (because Lois has sensitive skin so she has different body wash and Jon has curly hair so his shampoo is different etc) but Clark sticks to what he knows which is Dove body wash, Suave shampoo, and Lois’s conditioner (because it smells of coconuts and he likes that smell it reminds him of her)

How does this character sleep? (Position, sleeping habits, bedtime routines)

Position - Log

Sleeping Habits - Nothing can wake him, when he is asleep it is a deep sleep. He barely wakes up for his alarm

Bedtime routine - Dinner with Lois and Jon, do the dishes, put Jon to bed with Lois, watch some TV, couple time, brush teeth, wash face, sleep

What are their pyjamas like?

A matching shirt and pants combo (probably involving batman because Bruce got it as a gag gift and it’s really comfortable)

What do they dream about usually?

Only remembers his dreams about once or twice a week and it is usually something involving the Justice League

How neat/tidy is this character?

Very tidy. Everything has its own spot and if it left the spot he isn’t happy with it and has to fix it.

How affectionate is this character?

He is very affectionate. He loves his friends/family and goes out of his way to show that he loves them.

[angelltheninth]

The Heroic Build

Pairing: Clark Kent x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, developing relationship, going to the gym, working out, teasing, size difference, flustered!Clark, himbo!Clark

Word count: 1k

A/N: I can't stop thinking about Clark and how cute and climbable he is. MAWS has ruined me.

Going jogging and going to the gym were never about you wanting to impress anyone, just doing what made you feel good. Until... you noticed that he was taking the same route as you. Clark Kent, one of your new co-workers. You only talked to him a few times but he always seemed like a very sweet guy, if a little on the clumsy side. And from what you saw he was very well built. Just your type.

Hopefully some day soon you'll be able to ask him out on a date.

That day was not supposed to be today. Today you were on your usual run, minding your own business when a mountain of red appeared next to you. "Good morning!" Clarks soft, happy voice made your heart skip a beat, which really wasn't good when you're working out.

"Good morning Clark. Is this your route too?" What a stupid question, damn why do you get like this around him? It's just a crush! You've had those before.

Clark didn't seem to notice your flustered state and if he did he politely chose not to say anything, "It's on the way to the gym I go to so yeah. Plus it passes by my favorite store and I can't say no to their donuts. I uh... you could say I'm drawn to all things sweet." You swore you saw his eyes lower to your lips just then before he straightened his head forward. "What about you? I saw you running the same route a few times."

No way, could you really be... "I run this route to the gym too. Its a good warmup."

Clark's eyes lit up, you actually swore you saw them flash for a moment, must be a trick of the light and glasses, "Awesome! If you want maybe, we can go together. To the gym that is! And then also maybe get something sweet after? As a treat. My treat! I mean I will treat you to something sweet!" His face was as red as his shirt by the time he made himself stop talking.

Damn it, why was he so cute?!

"I'd love to go with you. You look like you could use a good partner. Gym partner that is." You don't know why but you found yourself winking to him all the same, which made Clark gape at you and slow down to process that wink.

As was the case almost everywhere he went Clark's cute puppydog energy seemed to make people like him. When you arrived at the gym both of you were greeted by the owners and a few other people there, although Clark seemed more like the social butterfly, or rather he let people talk and offered them the kindest possible smile and reassurance when they seemed to need it.

In fact from what you observed Clark didn't really need to go to the gym judging from his build. When that hoodie came off and you saw all that toned muscle you found yourself staring, "Oh wow." You thought you were pretty quiet but Clark heard you, somehow. "Sorry, I just didn't know you were so... buff. I knew you were big but- I mean tall, you're very tall!"

"Oh well I grew up on my parents farm so I had to bulk up and help them out." He seemed a tiny bit flustered by you looking and scratched the back of his head, which made his biceps flex and bulge. Oh this was a big mistake on your part. "I really like being in shape so I figured joining a gym would be my best option. Er... are you okay?"

"Hot. Uh, I mean, I'm a little hot from warming up and all, but I could help you out if you want. I noticed you didn't get much done, running around helping others all the time." A soft smile flew across Clark's face. He seemed happy to be acknowledged.

"I like helping others." There was so much conviction in his statement, like its his true calling. It was so admirable it made your already bad crush escalate.

"So what do you need help with? What do you normally do?"

"Well today I was gonna be lifting some weights. You can count if you want." He smiled and pointed towards one of the empty powerlift benches. A part of you wanted to say that judging by his arms he didn't need that but you also wanted to see how many he could do. When you saw how many weights he packed on there you were... a little worried.

Clark though laid back with full confidence, grabbed hold of the bar with full confidence and with a tiny grunt lifted it all the way up. "Holy shit. You actually did it." If he could keep lifting those with relative ease he could for sure lift you too. "One." Clark smirked at the awestruck confidence boost he got and lowered it all the way to his chest, then up again. He was past the 20th and not even breaking a sweat. "You got the heroic build."

"Huh?" His arms faltered, a look of both surprise and horror on his face as the bar and weights almost crashed onto him, "Fuck!" Clark wheezed as he put the bar back into its place and sat up, now very out of breath, back muscles rising and falling with every breath.

"That has to be the first time I've heard you swear." It was almost funny really. You rounded up to face him and offered him a bottle of water, "You okay? That could have ended badly." Others seemed to think so too seeing as there were a few people looking your way.

"I'm fine!" Clark informed, more them then you, "Might have overdone it a little. I..." He scratched his pink-tinted cheek, "I may have wanted to impress you."

"Oh." Instead of complimenting him you flicked his forehead. It actually hurt a little, he was very hard-headed, literally, "Well you don't have to get hurt trying. I'm already impressed." The moment of silence between you seemed to stretch out forever, "I-I'm gonna go shower. Meet me at the front later, we still need to get something sweet." But first you needed to get all the frustrations and dirty thoughts out of your system.

[angelltheninth]

Don't Think Too Hard

Pairing: Clark Kent x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, established relationship, kissing, secret workplace relationship, making out, grinding, size difference, himbo!Clark

Word count: 0.7k

A/N: Clark has fully taken over my brain, he's so sweet and cute!

"Ah! Are you sure... mmn... this is okay? It's so cramped in here. I don't wanna crush you or anything." Clark silenced his oncoming gasp with another kiss on your lips, his hands trembling on your hips, weary of his size and strength.

"You're the one who was inpatient. You could have found a bigger closet." You have your boyfriend a knowing smirk, "Or we could have called in sick today. Although I think both of us doing that would be slight suspicious."

His chuckle tickled your ear, a shiver down your spine making you fist your hands into his clothes, "And us sneaking away like this isn't?" Why did he always have to find holes in your logic? He was right but he didn't need to say it with such a smug smile when he's literally pressing you against a wall with that huge body of his. The things that does to you are unholy and very not appropriate for the work place. "You know that you... uhm... I can feel your heartbeat speeding up. Being so close and all." Clark's voice cracked, his posture suddenly tenser then before, his ears reddening when you pressed even closer, "Oh! You're... so soft. Wow."

"Clark, we cuddled before. Stop being so shy, its way to cute. Makes me... you know... I can't keep my hands off you when you're like this." Not that you can ever, but especially when your boyfriend is this cute. His lopsided, shy smile adds to his charm no matter what he does.

"I can't help it. I like it when you touch me." A beat passes between you two before his eyes widen from the double meaning of his words, "In-in both ways but I mean like this, right now. It's mutual you know, I really like you too. You're so cute when I have you pressed up against me." His fingers flex playfully on your hips, lifting you up just a little more, your hips pressing flush against his.

You gulped, heart beating faster, heat slowly pooling lower, hand going to his hair, the other taking his glasses off. As you rolled your hips against his you kissed him again, a mutual whimper silenced as Clark angled his head to deepen the kiss, his tongue pressing and licking across yours, trying to figure out when its okay to pull back.

Grabbing a handful of his hair and the other to his shirt you can't help but grind against him, your legs fully spread by his broad hips, providing him with enough room. It sucks that you need to keep this a secret since Clark's began working here recently and you don't want anyone to think it was just to make out with the pretty lady who's pretty much his superior. That would be really bad for the both of you. People sure do gossip and whisper but no one has any hard evidence yet.

"Hard..." You whispered into Clark's mouth. He stopped right away and looked down a little confused. "Oh! No, not... I mean, its hard for everyone to prove that we're together. Get your mind out the gutter Clark." You don't want that actually, he's adorable when he has his mind in the gutter.

"How is that my fault? You're pressed up against me, grinding and telling me something's hard! A guy will get ideas." He pouted, not from being embaressed but because he went to a whole lot of places that it shouldn't at work. It's the effect you have on him. "Lunch will end soon. We should go."

"Don't wanna go." You locked your legs tight around his hips, rolling them again, Clark grunting in need, letting a few of those movements slide before he stopped you, "So mean of you."

"I'll make it up to you. Promise." The only reason you relented was because Clark never went back on his word. You slid your legs down and gave him back his glasses, planting one last kiss on the tip of his nose. "You go first. I'll follow in a few minutes." You fixed your clothes on your way out, a dumb grin all over your swollen lips. Clark sighed and leaned back against the door and looked down to find that he was indeed more effected by you then he realized, "Oh crap."