#competetive toys

[toysinkenya]

Zuru X-Shot

[laprimera]

nsf/w canons cause I missed yesterday but I jump dash stuff late anyways --

If you get beyond her aloof wall of an attitude she's actually quite sultry and flirtatious. She doesn't sleep around much mind you, goodness knows shes got the whole region watching her, but she's not against it either if you manage to impress her somehow.

Dominant always. Top or bottom she's in control if you don't step up and bring something exciting to the bedroom. Even in there she's quite competetive and doesn't like giving control unless it's earned.

Hair pulling yes, biting absolutely, please give her chest some firm squeezes, bruises are NICE, but absolutely turned off by hitting or degradation of any kind including spanking. Big no no, the nights over if that line is crossed.

Also adores light bondage and some toys. Knives or weapons are a big no. Goodness knows she gets scratched up enough as is on the job daily lol.

But before anything they gotta have fun and they gotta have a safe-word established. Safety first 👌

[hedonistbyheart]

Puh, okay, the Giggle (spoilers!)

I love David and Catherine, I just can never get enough of them, but I feel like the beats of this story were weirdly rehashed. The toymaker planting a message in screens was very like the silents and the motivation was kind of pointless.

I did like the game-based logic and the visuals of toys and puppets though. There were some great pieces of dialogue in there and I always enjoy seeing the Distortion at work, lol.

I never really like when showrunners add other showrunner's companions into their own stories, because it feels weirdly competetive, like "the doctor likes all his companions, but mine are his faves". I think "power of the doctor" did a good job respecting the companions featured and mentioned, without it feeling like a competition.

I'm biased of course, but I don't like the way RTD keeps insisting that the Doctor has never had a family before, or stayed in one place, when he was with River for 24 consecutive (ish) years and definitely came to tea with the Ponds. Like, Amy and River were mentioned in the episode, man, it's not like that didn't happen.

I love the Noble-Temples, I do (Rose looked so cute omg and yes to her traveling with the Doctor!), but it feels very dismissive to keep harping on about him never having been happy before.

"What's the point of being happy now, if you're going to be sad later? The point, of course, is to be happy now, BECAUSE you're going to be sad later"

11 said that - he has been happy and sad before and that's good.

Also, Ncuti is wonderful. He's so charming and sweet and immediately endearing, but what the heck is bi-generation? How many times is RTD going to create an off-brand David Tennant doctor in this franchise asdfghjk? Also, give the man some pants, it's very hard to take a guy seriously if he's wearing shoes, but no pants.

I enjoyed it overall and obviously we don't have all the answers yet (hello golden tooth and manicured hand??? EYE-EMOJI) but it felt a bit heavy-handed message-wise and I am not sure I agree with the conclusions RTD made about the Doctor's state of mind entirely.

We'll see where it goes.

[st-arlite]

shopping spree!

☆ | characters: amber, lisa, jean, klee, kaeya, aether, diluc

☆ | heads up: gn!reader, platonic, pretty chaotic, modern au!!!!

☆ | author’s note: no but imagine all the stupid things you guys would do JRJWIEIJE I had do much fun writing this

vacation! you guys decided to meet up at a new mall. you were already prepared for a long and chaotic day...

“hey, wait up!” aether yelled, chasing after amber and klee, who already ran inside the mall.

“better pick up your pace, then!” amber yelled back laughing, holding klee's hand as she ran even faster. jean sighed, but ran after them as well anyway. lisa went third, kaeya and diluc fourth, and you last.

as you all ran, you saw how jean and lisa were starting to feel exhausted quickly, and aether was fast as ever. diluc and kaeya... well, it seems that they’re having quite the competetive race.

either way, you enjoyed the sudden sprint. you laughed, and your laughter spread to the others as well. it was a whole laughing party, and you all wouldn’t stop just yet. blood was rushing through your veins as you ran and ran.

amber and klee continued running until klee found a toy store. she stopped in her tracks which caused amber to stumble, but not fall. she laughed as she went with the little knight, going right inside the store. the rest of you ran in as well, exhausted already and grateful for the great air conditioning.

you were still laughing from the race, and you tried to stop yourself from laughing more when you saw these ugly barbie dolls. at least make them look good— goodness, I need to catch my breath.

“this looks a bit like you, diluc.” kaeya said, as he pulled out the most hideous looking owl plushie you’ve ever seen in your life. “shut up.”

you laughed even harder.

meanwhile, jean was scolding klee and amber for rushing in so suddenly. amber let out a nervous laugh, while klee sulked. lisa was still catching her breath like you were, but quickly recovered.

when you all finished looking around the store, diluc ended up buying a few bunny plushies and a cute little crown for klee. “fits you perfectly!” kaeya said, ruffling klee’s hair.

all of your throats were dry from the excessive gasping and running. so, you guys went to the first drink stand you saw: a bubble tea stand.

and my, it was so good.

the pearls were so chewy and delicious that you would never get tired of it. the drink itself was refreshing, and you all felt good as new, besides all the sweating. amber spotted something while you all were still drinking the tea, and she said to wait.

when she came back, she was holding a few packs that had one gumball each. she distributed them to all of us, which was one for every person. diluc asked why she was so eager to buy this, but she simply grinned.

while you all were chewing, klee started laughing loudly out of no where.

“blue! your tongue is blue!”

kaeya stared at her, processing what she said for a moment, before laughing even louder than klee did. he stared at diluc, who immediately shut his mouth when kaeya turned to look at him.

“no.”

“come on, what color did you get?”

“I gave him green.” amber said, grinning, before switching to a nervous expression upon diluc’s death glare. amber had orange, as you saw when she talked.

aether stuck his tongue out, and you laughed when you saw his tongue was yellow.

oh, but it seems like diluc wont open his mouth just yet.

luckily, while diluc was talking, lisa managed to capture a picture of his mouth.

it really was green.

—☆

it was late afternoon now, and all of you were exhausted. even klee was. who knew she had a limited amount of stamina?

as everyone put the shopping bags in the trunk, you look at the sun setting before going in the car last.

the trip from the mall to your neighbourhood was long, but it seemed short as you looked at the sunset in the window, and finally fall asleep...

please reblog!! they really help me ☆

[baptaincarnacles]

Do you have any professor natquick head cannons?

P.s- your barnacles head cannons are literally amazing!

-Rosi :)

Aw, thank you! Glad you like them! But I do have a couple of headcanons for Natquik (humanized)!

(I'll make this short)

-Gay -Transmasc -Autistic -He grew very close with Barnacles when he was young, choosing him to mentor over the others. He saw something more from him. -He picked up early on that Barnacles had some form of Autism, so he made sure that the lad had everything he needed. -Grandfather vibes. -His high sensitivity to sound is why he presses to being alone (he would grow far too overstimulated to do much). -Much like Barnacles, he enjoys the cold weather, but he will stay bundled warmly ("It's the Antarctic after all, yes?"). -His favorite fidget toys have small clicks or little sounds (Rubix Cubes, Infinicubes). -Taught Barnacles things from how to dodge a snowball to how to calm himself a bit when things get too loud and bright for him to handle. -Very quick on his feet. -An excellent sword fighter, and when he isn't studying the environment around him, he's rehearsing the art of swordsmanship. -Little is known about his past, and he likes it that way. He's a mentor; nobody needs to know that much about him. -Enjoys a lot of marshmallows in his hot chocolate; it just pleases him. -His favorite breakfast is typically eggs and berries, but if those cannot be provided, he'll eat whatever he has left. -When invited to be an Octo-agent, he accepted quickly. -He met Tracker and absolutely adored the kid. -Competetive in some senses, relaxed in others (it's hard to beat him in a snowball fight, that's for sure). -Will often cover his ears and try to get away if everything gets too loud (same). But, after so long, he got soundproof headphones to silence loud noises. -Attempted ice swimming once and froze up (he wouldn't get in the water). -Jokingly nicknamed Barnacles "water dog," the captain stook with it. -Keeps some of the Barnacles' trophies (whether it be Academic or some Sportsmanship trophies) because he's genuinely so proud of how far the lad went. -Snowy weather is his favorite, and he often likes to get out and study whenever possible. -He loves classical music. Insurmentals are so relaxing and powerful to him. -Writes in his spare time (fiction and nonfiction alike). -Knows various languages, including Russian, English, and German. -He loves swearing in Russian when nobody understands. -He has a mouth of a sailor, and nobody realizes. -Knows how to swim, but he's only been swimming twice in his lifetime. -His favorite word is marshmallow. -His favorite phrase is, "Why, yes, yes!" -He has a favorite mug that he uses all the time.

I have a couple more, but as promised, I'll make this short!!

[bulkhummus]

some more wtnv headcannons that i have been collecting in my notes

1. Cecil gets a note that Esteban writes for him as a child tattooed on his torso over his heart. His little crooked letters and misspellings and all.

2. Carlos has Cecil tattooed on his rib cage. He got it done right after they got married and its in a spot that his hand comes to rest naturally on his person. Cecil has Carlos tattooed on the back of his neck. He likes to touch it when Carlos isn’t around.

3. Cecil is very particular about his hair length and needs to get it cut every two-three months or he physically feels off/ anxious.

4. Abby has a pottery wheel in the shed behind their house. She has after dinner time where she goes and throws and is not to be disturbed unless it an emergency. This began when Cecil was a kid. Steve learned the hard way.

5. Nilanjana wears bandanas to work and has big fluffy curls that are hard to keep out of her face.

6. Steve stopped a bank robbery once but it was back before Cecil liked him so the heroic act was never aired on radio.

7. Huntokar is Cecil’s mother.

8. There is only one therapist/psychiatrist in Night Vale but no one is sure where he got his license to practice and sometimes he makes threats of blackmail in session. He can speak to the Angels without dying.

9. Night Vale is comprised of a bunch of buildings and storefronts that keep opening and closing as new things so everything is a mismatched aesthetic. The botique uses the chairs from the dentist office before it, the frozen yogurt joint has the old chinese food menu poorly covered by a banner, the coffee shop has old cars in its parking lot bc it used to be the mechanic, etc etc

10. Cecil wears silk slips under his dress shirts and sweaters instead of white tank tops or undershirts.

11. Cecil is Eldritch, but he isn’t all powerful or super strong, just vaguely omniscient. He’s always a little off, a little to the left, if you will. His tattoos are always a little different each time you look at them. Sometimes hes taller or shorter but never enough to notice. His teeth look sharper in certain situations, etc.

12. Carlos is super protective of his family (canon) and Cecil likes feeling like a damsel in distress. However his threshold for fear is so high (canon obviously) that it’s usually Carlos that comes flying through the door in a panic and Cecil is confused, but appreciative nonetheless. It’s weird things that set Cecil off, and Carlos is very observant of them. Cecil‘s baseline for fear and danger lower back down to ‘normal’ after they have Esteban.

13. Cecil starts writing down family outings with his husband and son after Abby approaches him after his broadcast about the outing in the woods. He denies and denies until he breaks down crying. She makes them hot cocoa and they bake cookies like when they were kids.

14. Old Woman Josie became an Angel.

15. Michelle and Maureen smoke in the backroom of Dark Owl Records.

16. Maureen is a nonbinary lesbian 😌

17. Carlos‘ favorite fidget toy is an infinity cube and he always has it on his person.

18. When Carlos has a meltdown, Cecil sits with him and talks quietly about whatever book he is reading or podcast hes listening to. They sit under a heavy quilt that Josie knitted them and dim the lights and Cecil makes them both herbal tea with no sugar.

19. Janice and Cecil spend every tuesday evening alone together. They go to the diner, and then do an activity like a movie, or mini golf. Cecil felt it was important that they keep that tradition their own as their family began to grow. Janice always talks his ear off.

20. Abby is SUPER competetive (so is Cecil) and she gets genuinely angry when she loses. Steve still doesn’t let her win, even if it means he sleeps on the couch. When Carlos beats her at the infamous 26 hour long game of monopoly (that has since gone down in history) she doesnt speak to him for one full week. Cecil has to reassure his husband several times that their relationship is not irreversibly damaged, but Abby’s pride is.

21. Cecil and Carlos both wear their wedding rings on a chain around their necks when working with their hands as to not lose their rings or damage them by accident.

[dracosaurusrex]

Can I request some headcanons for being Draco Malfoy's little sister?

Sure thing! Hehe

Oddly enough, I feel that a relationship with Draco as an older brother is much similar to the relationship I have with my sister, so I’ll base some of it off that.

Competition, competition, competition

Draco wasn’t keen on having a younger sister in the first place

He held a certain reservation towards you since the moment you were born

Territorial af

He was always against anything you’d say (even if he’s wrong sometimes)

Constantly trying to one up you, and always being better at everything

Arguments arguments arguments

“Draco, give that back! That’s my toy!”

“Yea? Well I was born first!”

*angry tears*

Lucius and Narcissa constantly scolding you both to get along

You both were brought up with pure blood superiority

Draco, being the older sibling, felt more obligated to internalize these beliefs, gaining more favor from your parents

He was made to be a role model for you.

“Draco, make sure to guide your sister. Prevent her from falling away.”

“Yes father.”

With that being said, you grew up questioning your views on pureblood supremacy, only abiding by them when you were around your parents

Despite the competetive nature of your relationship, Draco and you held an understanding only siblings share

“Godric, can you believe mother actually said that?”

“I knooooooowwwww.”

“It’s so annoying how-“

Yea lol. The only time you’d come together was in opposition to something your parents said.

“Forces unite!”

You stealing his clothes

“I was going to wear that, Y/N! Stay out of my room!”

“Never!”

He’d typically indulge in the sight of you getting in trouble, except for when you got in trouble out of false accusation

He’d think “what the hell?” The only time he’d roll his eyes at Lucius or Narcissa

He could only stand the sight of you crying if it was him who made you cry; besides that he felt queasy whenever you were sad.

Draco would never admit it, but he practically had to raise you. Despite competition, he saw you grow up, and got used to your attitude and the way you operated

He never liked people picking on you

You’d lower your pride and always hide behind him

Cried to him when you felt that no one understood you

That’s the only time he’d soften up for you

That’s why when you started school in his third year of Hogwarts, he’d still pick on you and rile you up

But when he saw other people bully you, he’d get angry

“Shove off, Crabbe.”

Draco’s reputation made others wary of you

It took a while for you to make friends, but you were able to find friendship in his friend group.

You having a lowkey crush on Theodore Nott

“Eyes off my sister, Nott.”

“Draco!”

The slytherin boys being protective over you

Blaise adoring you

Theo finding your crush on him cute

Pansy and Daphne dote on you

You being best friends with Astoria

Etc etc etc.

When Draco gets his dark mark, the only thing you could do was cry for him

Tensions were high at the manor, making you and Draco cling to one another more than ever.

You’d leave calming draught by his bedside

You never left his side. Always had your arms interlocked into his.

When you returned to Hogwarts, you put all defenses up to protect Draco

Normally, you were much nicer and tolerant of others than your brother, but knowing what he’s going through made you pissy towards anyone who made accusations against him

“Fuck off, Potter! Keep your nose to yourself!”

You bringing food to Draco when he’s mending the vanishing cabinet

You mastering the brewing process for calming draught

Snape allowing you to make batches in secret

You keeping numerous vials in your dorm, and slipping one in Draco’s robes everyday

You and Draco were attached hip to hip

Ironically, these moments brought you much closer together

His trust in you increased

Your affections were more apparent

You and him lowkey fighting for the right side of the war

Walked hand-in-hand towards your parents

Coping during and after the war was much easier because you had each other

You both coping with dark humor

You were more confident in showing off your disdain for blood purity.

You often clashed with your parents, but you had nothing to lose anymore.

You capable of shutting them up influenced Draco, making his views shift as well

You thrived after the war, and he saw you do so with pride on the down low

“That’s my sister.”

He may have been the older sibling, but he developed respect for you after everything you both went through

Despite the lack of affection from your childhood, he’d still you perceive you as his beloved baby sister.

Hehe this is what I’ve got. Overall, I think having a sibling would make him show a little more of the good he has deeeeeeeeep inside. I hope you enjoyed!

Tagging:

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[yarichin-imagines]

yuri x tamura ? :)

yuri x tamura (sfw and nsfw) i think they're so cute together

I’ll do my best!

--Admin Bii

SFW

Yuri and Tamura are the chaotic duo with no sense of self preservation. Neither of them give a shit about consequences, so they just do what’s fun.

Yuri and Tamura are always sneaking dumb little trinkets in each other’s bags, like happy meal toys or little vibrators. It’s an ongoing prank battle between the two of them.

They absolutely have those “if found return to Tamura” “Just sell him online” shirts

They might end up having picnics in the summer. What’s it to you? People like them can enjoy the occasional picnic!

NSFW

Yuri and Tamura are two switches with high sex drives and chaotic personalities. Do with that what you will.

Their sex is often like play-fighting. It’s giggly and competetive

They don’t bother whose ‘turn’ it is to top and bottom, they just go with what they feel like.

They love public sex. They LOVE it. 

[strosmkai-rum]

RECREATIONAL HEADCANONS

i hope you can envision the look of horror and appalment that crossed my face when i saw there was no. uh. content on this. 

so naturally i had to make it. here i covered nords, khajiits, bretons, and strangely enough, dremora too. 

nords.

- board games, like tafl and chess and backgammon.

- marbles! small, clay oven-baked marbles. little glass ones! maybe some made out of precious metals if you're like that.

- pottery. clay cups. pitchers and vases with legs. glazed urns painted to show scenes or gods or. the name of the person in it-

- wood carving!

- they’d carve amulets for loved ones, or little figures/toys for children. also, game pieces for chess and tafl.

- painting. a very valid art form and most commonly used to tell stories and legends. so. watercolors. pigments made from pressing flowers. and made into murals in your house. a little sewn together book for a child so they grow up with bedtime stories and tales and have a reference other than memory alone.

- cooking. a true nord knows how to make the best beef stew in town. 

- boxing and wrestling. very competetive sports.

- children play tag and hide and seek.

- knot tying. i hc that most nords carry around a strip of leather/rope and tie and untie knots in them, partially to not forget and also as a timekiller/nervous habit.

- tarot card readings. the cards have celtic knotwork in gold leaf on the borders. talos worshippers have a talos card in their decks, along with the nordic pantheon. runes are inscribed on the cards. thank you @memaidraws for informing me of tarot cards and for my new obsession-

- debates. a sharp mind is just as important as a good sword arm. they're careful not to let it escalate into an argument, but a lot of quips and questions answered with questions. some get very heated though, v entertaining to watch. note: never bring up politics or religion.

- fishing. the lakes are usually pretty calm so you have a nice time and get a meal.

- darts. throwy and sharp.

- knowing how to take care of clothing, or weapons or armor is also very important. like. it's a basic thing to know how to take care of yourself and your stuff. anyways your big burly nord warrior can absolutely sew and stitch and haggle.

khajiits.

- grooming. self care and image is huge in their culture. 

- so like. combing fur, trimming facial hair and whiskers.

- filing/buffing claws, and making sure they’re not overgrown or chipped.

- however. the only time you would show claws is if you're threatening someone, and it's a grave offense to show them. it means you're ready to fight, literally tooth and nail. never, and i mean never, show claws in someone else's home. you will be mauled.

- senches and alfiqs are more prone to ingrown claws. the best way to prevent that is for them to regularly sharpen their claws on trees or a scratching post. if the claw does become ingrown, a trusted friend or family member with hands can help have it trimmed down to size. 

- swimming is kind of out of the question lmao (i mean. tigers love water but senche tigers and senches are kinda dif but whatever you want)

- i think that they’d be very social people. they spend a lot of time with friends and family and take gatherings and holidays very seriously. 

- weaving. tapestries and rugs and stuff. if you catch a khajiit caravan, they have big and heavy and warm and vibrant colored tapestries depicting the moons and the mane and historical stuff.

- casual gift giving! small things, like something you picked up at the market if it reminded you of your loved one. it could be a charm for a chain, or a new sugar pipe, or some paint or a little carved comb.

- moon sugar. it's not a big deal for them, it's a normal food. but they might have a small pouch of it on them, for snacking and stuff.

- i kind of want to say wood carving, with their claws, but i don't think it works like that. plus the retractable claws, getting splinters or wood dust in there is, ugh.

breton.

- swimming and rock climbing. idk why.

- javelin throwing, archery, darts. ranged stuff, because throwing stuff is cool.

- card games like poker, karnöffel, and écarté. (oh god i know these are all from dif places and times but. please.)

- dice. it's a big deal what you bring to the table! bone carved, ebony, glass, or whatever. along with your cards.

- reading books, or, making them. as in, bookbinding and copying and translating older ones. it's really cool and a status symbol to have a massive library in your house, to show how big brain you are.

- just. learning in general. it's always cool to learn new things, but be warned. don't ever. correct someone in their own house. or they will very politely summon a flame atronach to show you the door.

- herbs! little perfumes, and balms.

- cooking and baking. flaky pastries? yes. pot pies? absolutely. other stuff i can't name right now? hell yeah.

- stitching. small embroideries or knotwork or symbols in clothing, either super subtle or bold and noticeable, but always very detailed and perfect.

dremora.

- oh, this is an odd one, i know. 

- they take good care of their horns though, similar to a khajiit with their claws. appearances, people.

- longer horns, the better. super curved ones like a ram are also very cool.

- sharp tips? very good.

- also. hc that they have pointy nails. not quite claws. but they do naturally forms points. and are very hard and strong.

- they paint them. yes.

- face paint. nail paint. horn paint. elegant swirls, or markings.

- paint color varies, but i imagine they stick to a blood red, or a deep black. they might paint spirals and swirls on their horns, and follow up with stripes on their face, or go with black for a v subtle but awesome look.

- armor and robes are always in top shape. why? because.

- they value knowledge as much as their appearance. some very openly share what they learn with everyone, and others are very secretive.

[thedorfmirrin]

Habit with ☆, if that's ok. :)

Yehyehyeh ofc!!! :D ✨✨✨

Happy headcanon:

Oof this was actually a toughie to think about? Maybe im just having a brain blank day on happy stuff fgshdjsk

Anyway, happy headcanon time!

As I partially previously mentioned, its clear from ingame that Habit has some personal issues about being seen as 'childish' and allowing himself to enjoy things- but I very honestly feel that postgame he would gradually learn to heal and accept his silly and loving nature, especially concerning his love for 'childish' things like toys and games.

One thing that hed quickly grow to love is video games!! He love loves casual games like Minecraft, Animal Crossing and Stardew valley. Also, being as casual videogames are portrayed as being for all ages, i feel its easier for him to get into them and then quickly growing into other mediums and genres. He grows to genuinely adore Ghibli movies and cartoons and nintendo and all sorts of shows and games. They bring him a deep sense of joy and catharsis to play and watch that little else can bring!

Another thing he likes most about videogames is playing with his friends, making them laugh by him 'NOT' beingscared by horror games, or getting super competetive in mario kart. He gets surprizingly, REALLY, competetive.

If you invite him to a vide gaming night, even if he used to refuse, he now definitly is in! But watch out

[mrs-nate-humphrey]

Aww, I wish we had gotten to see Dan, Serena, and Blair all being each other’s besties at one point - the ~love triangle~ always had at least one combination of the three of them at odds. Serena called Dan and Blair her two closest friends in 4x19! Blair called both Dan and Serena her best friends!! They never hung out, the three of them though, even after Dan and Blair became friends. :(

Yeah! @mysteriesofloves sent me this and said that, the first gif should’ve been dan, serena, nate & blair (& the care bear could’ve been cedric slkhfdklhgh) - in the sense of like, these are dynamics we’ve been robbed of. and honestly.... yeah. i wanted so many more friendship scenes. 

like the whole thing in 2x08.... dan, blair and serena being friends have such a good and unique energy. like the three of them together are very chaotic and unbalanced but in a fun way? i don’t know how else to describe this, i feel like they all are extra in their own way, and they don’t have a neutralising force like a nate to kind of go, “wait a minute, what?”  

just imagine blair, serena and dan at a carnival. dan and blair would get competetive over winning toys at games for serena, who would just be amused as hell (and probably win more than both of them combined, lbr). dan would need his hand held on the rollercoaster, possibly. at some point, dan and serena take turns piggybacking blair. there would be lot of popcorn and candyfloss and just general laughing and talking. idk.

[scary-lasagna]

What about Jeff, BEN, Toby, EJ, and LJ with a s/o that already has a little boy prior to their relationship?

Jeff

Physically cringes away from any type of affection this kid sends his way.

He absolutely hates kids, since he's an inner man child himself.

If Jeff knew you had a kid for falling in love, then he wouldn't

He's not mean to the kid, cause he knows he won't hear the end of it from you.

But he's not exactly nice, just passive-aggressive.

For example, putting his toys just out of his reach, turning all of his clothes inside out, hogging the tv remote, just petty stuff.

Once you scold Jeff, he'll try to act a little better.

He turns soft for the kid when he falls asleep on Jeff's chest.

To help pass some time, or perhaps surpass boredom, Jeff ends up resurfacing some memories from his childhood.

Pillow forts, PB&J sandwiches, Power Rangers!!

He's just fearful that he's scared of his smile, no matter how many times his s/o reassures him.

Ben

duuude.

He loves this little nerd.

He'll teach him how to play video games and let him win, even on multiplayer Ben will pull a few strings to let your son come out of the top three.

There's not a chance that you see them apart when they're in the same house.

They're always doing something together, and Ben makes everything a competetion, always letting him win.

You never knew your boyfriend could be so wholesome with kids??

Then again, Ben did die pretty young, so he never got to experience a full childhood.

Ben's the type of guy that teaches your kid dumb gamer slang.

"Please pass the 45 HP sustenance."

"omg, ben, plz-"

Insists that your son calls him parental unit bc it sounds cooler.

Toby

Immediately best friends with your kid, like, you basically have another child to take care of.

He's always carrying him around, more of like a little brother than a son.

He's the chaotic good dad that carries your kid around by the ankles.

He's a little stoked to be able to have a kid, even if it's not his own.

Your son is still a part of you, and he'll be a big part of your relationship.

He shows your son the wonders of bug collecting, a large pass time that Toby did when he was little.

And bedtime stories, and grilled cheese sandwiches.

Toby promises to be the best dad ever, something that he didn't have growing up.

He just wants your kid to have a good childhood and a supportive father/older brother figure to lean on if he needs it.

Eyeless Jack

Jack doesn't mind kids too much, he gets along with them just fine.

He's a little quiet and standoffish, but once a kid approaches him he's super nice.

He can be talked into tea parties really easily by Sally, but then again Sally is a con artist so-

He doesn't see your son as a big part of a relationship, just another you.

A smaller, more energetic you that's always finding different ways into his secret food stashes.

Seriously? Is he like crawling in through the air ducts or something?

He keeps finding bags or organs and squishing them cause they feel like stress balls.

Jack always has a panic attack when he accidentally leaves his room unlocked.

One time your kid had ketchup all over his hands and Jack nearly passed out from fear that your kid found some organs.

Laughing Jack

Jack doesn't like children, which is part of the reason why he targets them.

They're easy to manipulate, just by offering some candy into their selfish, grubby little hands.

But your son is different, he's just like you.

Even from a distance, he can tell how compassionate and intelligent your son is.

And how much his laugh is the same as yours, the way he positions his hands while he's eating, little things that you don't notice.

He'll avoid your kid as much as possible, but there's no chance in hell he'll ever try to be mean to him.

They're still your child, and he can tell how much he looks up to you as a mother.

If your son approaches Jack, he'll try to be nice.

It not that he doesn't want to be nice, but his natural instinct when seeing a child is throwing them out the window.

And then he receives a little drawing of the three of you holding hands and he just about sheds some manly tears.

Now he worries about the child not liking him.

He'll spoil your son with anything a kid can want.

[horngryeyes]

The Toy Soldier for the headcanon thing!

Headcanon A (realistic): either cooks really well or cant cook at all. i cant decide but both of those are realistic so im putting it here

Headcanon B (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious): likes coffee, actually. it takes its coffee with cream and two sugars

Headcanon C (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends): honestly cant think of one hnn. im going to give you a heart warming and epic, also fun to share with friends one. sewing and knitting and crotcheting toy soldier. i just think it should<3

Headcanon D (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own): i might have come up with it just now but now im thinking competetive swimmer toy soldier. wait no scratch that. toy soldier on an 80s fitness vhs wearing one of those skintight costumes and tube socks

[eponi]

Hobbyhorses have gone beyond just toys! It has become a hobby and a competetive sport for thousands of people, both kids and adults. The hobby began in Finland, but it is gaining fans fast all over the world.

[another-bryk-in-the-wall]

👙🔌 🍙 👑 👁️ for Jeremy please?

🔌 - do they own any sexual toys? Hmmmm...that's a good question. I think before he has a partner, maybe handcuffs Clay gave him as a gift. After he starts a relationship, he tries to please his partner in every possible way, and that includes sex toys. I am sure he has a vibe or two hidden in his room, and for some reason he is fond of condoms with different textures.

👙 - do they have some particularly weird kink? I am sure Jeremy has at least a bit of a blood kink. Seeing his sweetheart in the blood of a bad guy gives him the biggest boner of his life. What also came into my mind is that he can be a super sub. But only in rare moments when he allows himself to trust his partner completly, and when he really needs a break from all the bossing around. Oh, and choking. He fucking likes choking. And collars. Maybe the sweet innocent ones which look like necklaces but Jeremy and his partner know exactly what the meaning is. 👀

🍙 - do they enjoy foreign food? As far as I know, Jeremy is part asian in the book (I haven't read it yet so I don't know from which part of Asia), so I am sure he loves Asian food. But not the stuff you get in every random asian restaurant - the exquisite stuff you have to order from special websites online because they are so unknown. I can also see him loving Italian food because, lets be honest, who doesn't love pizza or pasta?

👑 - what’s the possession they brag about the most? Jeremy once took part in a Canada wide painting competetion. He won said competition and the drawing which won has been his favourite ever since. Even though several wealthy buyers have asked for the drawing, he never sold it. But he loves telling the story why it is so dear to him.

👁️ - what do they think about their appearence? Jeremy thinks of himself as...neutral. not too bad, but it could be better. Not an ugly MF, but not Brad Pitt, y'know?

[payaso-affairs]

Hey Buni! What's your favourite thing to do with the turtle bros?

"On Saturdays we go to his one indie arcade place, and it always makes me eager to finish the weekend! The owner that works there doesn't pay us much mind and people rarely go there aside from us so we're cool."

"During the week we round up as many coins as we can and split them up. Donnie gravitates to the crane machines to try and figure them out(and has had little success). Though he does come out with quite a few plushies.

"Leo and Raph are more competetive and play the fighting and racing games more. We did make a rule that they can't lose their minds with skee ball after the Butter Fingers incident."

"And I follow Mikey around since he's the one that really roams the place. DDR is a bit of fave between us though. I myself kind of waste my coins on the toy machines.

"Sometimes the others, Ms. O'Neil or Mr. Fenwick or Mr. Jones, come with us! It's always fun."