#cows-quack

[mo-ok]

For the art requests: maybe sakura from boukenger in her prince outfit? (No pressure)

may she have this dance?? 🥺🥺🥺

[flavored-water]

@cows-quack replied to your post “Knowing the writer of boonboomger worked on the...”:

If they don’t say “soccer yaroze” in an ep i will be very sad. They already have a team rocket like trio we need a lil ina11 reference too

​no actually i think we need to look out for any mentions of either a dead sibling or a sibling in a hospital because you just know that sibling is going to manifest as a split personality and- *gunshot*

[thebibi]

For the shipping meme: Tadaii 🛹💕

Ok last of the last ship memes! One of my favorites!

Tadaai - Ship it

1) What made you ship it?

I was kind of primed to ship it because I was spoiled sk8's ending, but like. The phrasing that sounded like an indirect marriage proposal made me go "WAIT WHAT?"

2) What are your favorite things about the ship?

Oh man, they cross over my favorite shipping tropes. Childhood friends to ???? to lovers. Absolute dysfunction. Total contrasting character designs and personalities. Married and divorced to each other at the same time. There's so much going on. Adam and Eve and Snake symbolism. Their relationship has so much weight to it. They are each burdened by each other and they'd rather die than tell each other about it.

3) Is there an unpopular opinion you have about the ship?

I personally like top!Ainosuke and bottom!Tadashi more, but for some reason the opposite is more popular. I will read fanfic for both and I don't discriminate but like, I think its interesting how one is more popular than the other.

[asanjou]

historians will say they were besties

[t-u-i-t-c]

[morganmerylhodgepodge]

Bevilo Tutto! Bevilo Tutto!

Paulie Lombardo.

Once again took some influence from the Cigarette card illustration for some of the colours used.

Once again, please no spoilers for those who have not yet experienced the game.

[sunnypokegrapher22]

I have been challenge!

[sunsetsimon]

farmer simon riley ♡

simon 'ghost' riley x reader

this is very self indulgent sorry not sorry! pt 2. boyfriend simon nsfw will be out tomorrow!

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☼ he wakes up at the crack of dawn every morning, kissing your forehead before he starts his routine. rinsing his face, shaving if he needs to, brushing his teeth, the usual. simon doesn’t listen to much music when he’s alone, but the silence grounds him, a reminder that this is his life now. he does a lot of reflecting, sitting on the porch and drifting off in his mind.

☼ as the sun comes up he gets to work, feeding the animals one by one. he talks to them and names them. he acts annoyed when the ducks follow him, quacking at him for him to hurry up and give them their feed. “god dammit, fucking ducks back up!” he grunts, kicking his leg out to keep them back as he fills the bucket.

he makes his round to each animal, giving them a pat and checking that they have everything they need before leaving. by the time he makes his way back to the house, he can tell you're up. the curtains are drawn and the front door is propped open, letting in the fresh morning air. he knows he'll find you in the back garden with a wicker basket on your arm, trying to decide what to make for breakfast.

"how about omelettes this morning, love? somethin' simple, wanna spend some time with you," he says, pulling your back against him, his fingers slipping under the hem of your shirt and caressing your skin.

☼ always drives you into town when you want to go. he’s like your personal body guard, so unless you tell him otherwise, he expects to be next to you the entire time. spoils you so much too, letting you buy whatever you want without a fuss, he has the money for it.

☼ he buys whole cow from one of his cattle friends and learns to cook different recipes with the meat. simon definitely becomes one of those ‘griller guys’ who finds any excuse to grill or smoke meat. he has a lot of fun with it, trying out new recipes and techniques to see which produces the best results. he loves cooking together with you, thinks you look so cute in your “kiss the chef” apron he got you.

☼ having the boys or your friends over for meals. ghost is anything but a socialite, but he does have the boys over a few times a year for a small cookout. you get so excited every time, ready to hear all the stories soap and gaz talk about, even though they definitely shouldn’t be sharing the information. they try to keep it lighthearted, making positive memories with each other outside of work is rare. he never says it, but simon has a good time whenever they come.

☼ indulges in a lot of hobbies. shooting, wood working, gardening and more. he has to do something to occupy his time now. there’s a small building on your property that he renovated into his work room. tools cover the walls, and his projects sit on the tables until he finishes them. he spends the nights he can’t sleep in there, distracting himself with work so that he doesn’t think about the things that haunt him. you wake up to an empty bed in the middle of the night and look out the window, seeing the lights on in the distant building. sighing, you roll out of bed and put on your fuzzy robe that he got you for winter.

you open the large door, revealing simon sitting at one of his tables, his gun taken apart and splayed across it. “si, it’s 2 in the morning, come to bed,” you say, walking over and softly petting the hair on the back of his neck.

“i will soon, just gotta finish this.” you frown at him, giving him a knowing look that he doesn’t actually plan on being done soon. unmoving from your spot, he sighs and wipes off his hands, throwing the towel down. “okay, ‘m coming.” his hand reaches under the table, grabbing a 2nd gun and tucking it into the holster in his pants.

you roll your eyes, “my god.. do you just have those everywhere?”

“yes.”

☼ homegrown flower bouquets during the spring and summer, simon makes it a point to make you a fresh one every week. he cuts the stems and puts it in a vase for you, leaving it on the kitchen counter for you to see when you come down. he does everything he can to make you feel special because you’re the light of his life. sometimes he builds you things too! making mental notes whenever you talk about wanting something, he spends night after night in his workroom to make it perfect for you.

☼ loves sitting on your porch and watching the sun set with you. after dinner, he’ll pull you out onto the porch, sitting next to you with a glass of whiskey. simon doesn’t say anything, just staring off and enjoying your presence. you can feel his eyes on you occasionally, watching as the sun casts it’s oranges, pinks, and reds across your face. you look so beautiful and peaceful here.

☼ never expected this to be his life but he’s happy with the way it is. he can never get too bored though, always needing to do something. the winters can be tough on him mentally as there’s less to do in the cold, so he picks up reading and is constantly finishing projects around the house. he just wants you to be safe and by his side, forever.

[ghurab-alzilal]

Pet Training

Damian, teaching his new parrot : Ok Brown, what does the cow say?

Brown the parrot: Moo!

Damian: Great, and what does the duck say?

Brown the parrot: Quack!

Damian: Excellent, and what does the pussy say?

Brown the parrot: "Remember, Robin. Justice, not vengeance."

Damian, giving a prize to the parrot : Good bird!

Jason, mocking : It's so intelligent. Isn't it?

Bruce: *growls *

[zorlovinghue]

If Cale is a farmer already, why not let him taking care of livestock....?

Like, Rooster!Alberu, Cow!Choi Han, Sheep!Beacrox, Duck!Ron... And etcetera? German Shepherd!Rosalyn is my favourite.... Border Collie!Lock would be cute. Did I messed up with the image? Well that's the purpose.

I'm craving non-human characters and Cale being the only Human as the cherry on topXD like it is never necessary to have heavy plot, like slice of life and crack is kinda rare in this fandom....

Cale going back and forth in selling his harvest but never the livestock he had taken care of since they're his precious babies<3

"What is it, Ron?"

"Quack.^^" (Rest.)

"Got it. I just bought more premium food."

"...." (This dumbass.)

[mo-ok]

15 & 19 for the toku ask

15 - least favourite series - this is so hard because like... i dont think i'd give any toku i've finished less than a 7/10 and even then a 7 feels so harsh lmao. For sentai, I'd say Kyoryuger is the season i think about the least? (Though I only got half way through Jetman before i had to stop watching it lmao). Then with PR I'd say mystic force frustrated me the most i just... i just do not like Nick. (Again though for unfinished seasons, i cannot will myself to keep watching lightspeed rescue lmao).

19 - if you could change one show - lost galaxy make Mike Leo's dad i will die on this hill if you wanted to make Magna Defender Zika's dad then you should have done the same thing to Mike.

Also i'd go back and make give Changeman 15 more episodes thank you

[daisyychainssj]

ElQuackity insulted Richas’ little cow hat to his face when all Richas wanted to do was invite his pa quack to come and see something… oh I hope they blow him up again

[tattycoram]

Cody, teaching a baby Rex: What does the cow say? Rex: Moo! Cody: What does the duck say? Rex: Quack! Cody: And what does the pig say? Rex: You have the right to remain silent! Fox, newly assigned to the Coruscant Guard: Honestly, fuck you

[elliottnotyet]

I'm funny

[Image ID: Three cards from the card game Nest fanned out beside the deck. The card Duck has a picture of a mallard with a green head and brown wings. The text below says: Quack. Give a card from your nest to the hand of the first player who quacks back. The second card is a Cow Bird. The art is of a blueblack bird with a brown head on a branch. The text below says Play this card in an opponents nest. That player then chooses a card from their nest to add to your hand. The last card is the Arctic Tern. The art is of a white bird with black feathers on the top of its head. The text below says take another turn. End ID]

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Pigsy: What does the cow say? Baby!MK: Moo! Pigsy: What does the duck say? Baby!MK: Quack! Pigsy: And what does the pig say? Baby!MK: Pay for your food, you fweeloader! Pigsy:... Tang:... *Makes a run for it* Pigsy: Tang! What are you teaching my son!?

[desidov]

The Structure of a Successful Game Changer pt. 1 - Make Some Noise

An analysis of the stages comprising an entertaining and innovative Game Changer episode, explained by breaking down the episode Make Some Noise.

Stage 1: Our contestants have no idea

With prompt "cow," Josh responds "cow." Sam replies, "I'm sorry, that is not the answer I was looking for."

Often only a turn or two, this first stage is comprised of the players identifying the core mechanic of the episode—getting a basic understanding of what each question will ask of them and how they might earn points or advance further. Other examples: the first forays into navigating the Jeopardy board, or Sam’s opening instructions for “Sam Says” demonstrating an instruction not preceded by “Sam says” should not be followed.

Stage 2: You all understand

With prompt "duck," Zac responds "quack quack" and receives a point. Josh comments "Okay I see, I see what this is about, okay."

Here the players realize the structure of each question, and witness some behaviors receiving points while others do not (excluding non-point-earning episodes.) Sometimes, this is all the players need to understand the fundamental premise (mimic the sound produced by the prompt) while sometimes unraveling the mystery of the premise is the overall conceit of the episode (tell us about yourself, yes or no.)

Stage 3: Escalation of Rules

After Zac's response to "frog," Sam says "I'm gonna toss it up to the other two contestants [to steal the point.] Brennan, give me your best frog."

An expansion to the initial rules is revealed, allowing players to further advance/gain points beyond the initial bounds of the premise. Here, the escalation is that players may steal prompts from each other—others include incorporated phrase bonus points from The Official Cast Recording and the hidden immunity loop-de-loops from Survivor.

Stage π: Departure

Sam says "We are now headed into our first mini game." Each player attempts to recreate a melody on an otamatone.

This optional stage, typically presented as a “mini game,” is thematically connected to the premise but operates on its own rules. Make Some Noise iterations typically include a mini game where contestants are provided a prop and must mimic a given sound with that prop—no spoken entries qualify. Similarly, A Sponsored Episode and its continuations feature a mini game of providing commercial voice-overs for stock footage (where non-commercial interpretations are not rewarded,) and a mini game of identifying brand taglines/logos.

Stage 4: Escalation of Concept

Sam introduces the next prompt, "Your word is jack hammer." Josh makes a jack hammer sound, bouncing with a hand above his head and explaining "that's him keeping the hat on."

While Stage 3 adds on to the rules of the episode, Stage 4 applies the same rules to something new—here transitioning from animal calls to all manner of sound effects. Escalation of concept can be clearly demarcated, as this example is, or more gradual, like the escalations from common animal calls to obscure animal calls or from physical prompts to intangible prompts like “anguish.” What matters is that escalations continue to push the format to new heights and prevent the conceit from stagnating.

Stage 5: Expansion of Concept

The prompt is a stock photo of a smiling young adult white man. Brennan roleplays the man arrogantly describing his improv group, ending with "This date's going well."

Though similar to Stage 4, I characterize this stage as a dramatic alteration to the format of prompts—here from text prompts to image prompts. This can be for several turns, as it is for MSN, or just one, such as “go” from Sam Says or the cockroach union from “Do I hear $1?” This builds a finale that presses the bounds of the format to their limits, capping off the episode.