#creature rambles

[your-subby-creature]

Tdick is literally a gift from the gods. You agree wholeheartedly and with gusto.

[kindkiosk]

God i can't WAIT for casual conversations between stede and Izzy. i can't wait for what it's going to do to the fandom hivemind and interactions in fic/art because honestly them having even a normal conversation is going to flip the canon world around as we know it

the first time Izzy gently scoffs with no real malice at something stede says?? the first time Izzy admits that stede did something correct? the first moment of shared silence? the first time stede admits how he's feeling about a situation. the first time one willingly asks the other for advice or their thoughts on something?

[herd-of-creatures]

I need otherkin prefixes!! Theres mr, miss, mx, but I want one for alterhumans specifically. For example we could use animal genus for therians/mythical creature/dinos, etc. Anyone got some suggestions???

edit: honorifics was the word I was thinking of lmao my bad

[a-crippled-creature]

i want a t4t4t relationship

but in the most aromantic sense

also with a hint of sexual tension

[sunkissedforaging]

Some drawings of me!!

I was a forest dragon that spent its time traveling and exploring its vast home. I think breathing green fog sounds right? It was either a poisonous gas or it rapidly grew moss on whatever it touched. I think about flying above the trees and running through the forest every single day. I also think about the little things from my past life. Like having that big stretch before curling up to sleep!! I know that would’ve felt amazing

[rainedragamute]

Oops realized we're undergoing severe burnout and are slowly falling apart at the seams, please be patient with us...

[starr-ofthevoids]

I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”

“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.

“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.

“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.

“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.

Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.

There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.

[fncreature]

synchro tryouts went okay :/ had a weird asf 3turn/crossover thing that was rough but everyone kinda fucked it up so I think it's fine??? and my inside spirals may have been the best I've every done. And my program was really good for the first bit, my landing position looked like a backspiral according to my friends??? but then I equaled it out by doing the worst t-stop I've ever done in the history of ever

it's time the the moves grind! FUCK Preliminary btw. can't do outside 3turns for shit

[rayroseu]

"Because i want you to live a long and happy life"

[blackplaaague]

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

[your-subby-creature]

What if instead of setting off fireworks (dangerous, bad for the environment, traumatizing) we all just fucked nasty style (fun, transgender, horny)

[kindkiosk]

something especially heartbreaking about the man who has been treated as a waste of space his entire life trying to cheer up the man who has always been desperate to be of use

[herd-of-creatures]

There is nothing more tempting than to run into the dark woods, run forever in the brush and leap over the fallen logs.

I want to run and never look back.

[lisascreatures]

just realized when lisa gushes over creature being in love with her, creature smiles so fondly then he fucking leans in.

[gloriousfckingpurpose]

i know they underutilized the frankenstein aspect in the movie but it really does feel like the creature was perfectly created for lisa regardless. from what we saw, he spent his whole life lonely; dead parents, isolating social life, failed romantic prospects, the whole shebang, but he never gets to do anything about it because he dies, suddenly and unstoppably. until he’s suddenly alive again and the whole world is different but there’s this girl who tended to his grave when nobody else would have given him that respect, who’s experiencing the same things he did who actually has the chance to get back at the people who didn’t care for her, one tiny bit of familiarity to him… of course he’s going to kill for her just to see her happy.

[melit0n]

Some cryptid photos of Vessel (+ ii) that I've collected over the past week. The fact that almost all of them look like they came out of trail cam footage is absolutely sending me