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Merry Christmas to anyone who celebrates!
Happy holidays to anyone who has a holiday this season!
And have a lovely day to anyone that doesn't have anything going on!
Everyone deserves to have a lovely time this December 25th, regardless of what you've got going! <3
Love y'all! Hope you have an amazing day!! ^.^
#feathers speaks#I'm a little tipsy but holy shit#my family finally found a game we can all get equally invested in#7 rounds of jenga later...#my parents have stopped admonishing my brother and i for swearing#and they're swearing at us now instead#the collective aggressive “YOU SON OF A BITCH” after each turn is MAGNIFICENT#mum won one#dad won one#i won one#my brother won 4#that bastard#I'm ready to pass out but this has been a good Christmas#I hope everyone else has as good a time as I have#and for anyone who has to deal with family they'd rather not#I hope it's over quickly and they're quickly forgotten#have a good day guys <3
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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There was a teen in the cave.
A teen no one knows and looks like he could be a wayne, stands in the cave.
"Actually, I'm a wayne." He says with a shrug.
Bruce, Batman, carefully thinks of the implication.
"Not yet," The teen, Danny, doesn't say anything. Simple smiles. "You're not a wayne, yet. You will be. But not yet."
Then Bruce sighs, dropping the batman mask in order to take in the teen.
"Does future me know of the time travel?"
Dannys smile grows into a grin, deciding to take pity on the man. "You, grandbat, have..." He makes a vague gesture. "Theories, which none of your children ever confirmed."
The bat's mind short-circuits at the choice of words
Dick is sputtering incomprehensibly, there are Baffled expression all around.
Because.
Because that child isn't Bruce's, but one of theirs.
"Who is it?" Jason demands, hand clenching his gun uselessly.
Danny continues to smile, a hint of mischief now peeking out.
The cave is filled with theories, some yell, some sob, yet all eyes leave danny.
All but one pair.
She had known the moment his body language switched just enough for her to read.
She had known the moment he disappeared before the clan.
Had known when his hand found hers, shoulders bumping.
Her heart clenches, throat dry and memories of her childhood flooding to mind.
So she asks, voice soft and hesitant.
"Am I a good mother?"
And danny looks up at cass, adoration and pride laid out plain for her to see and accept.
"You're the best."
And so they both watch the clan together, silent and comfortable.
(Cass doesn't question when she finds him, how and why. All she knows is that she's more attentive when out on patrol, looking and waiting.)
(This is how Cassandra Cain-Wayne returns one night from patrol, a child, barely out of toddler stage and clinging to her form.)
(This is how the Batclan officially meets one Daniel James Cain-Wayne, freshly washed and clothed, a cookie in hand and hiding shyly behind Cass.)
(When they meet, all they say is "Welcome home, danny," and "Good to see you again.", Danny doesn't necessarily get it, but that's okay. Maybe his new mom will explain it one day when he's bigger.)
#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#cassandra cain is dannys mom#time travel shenanigans lead to conspiracy theories#half of the batclan think jason is the dad#or dick#damian and tim are outruled just bc age and tim denying it with no one protesting#alfred knows#danny moves like cass#he gave them both a cookie in the shadows#danny won him over by calling him great grand bat#he tells him of all the mischief they got up to bc no one would believe the baby had alfie wrapped around his finger like that#theyre just in denial#theyre all wrapped around the finger#danny “i mastered how to wrpaonize my cuteness” cain-wayne
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he gave birth to her btw


i know because i was in the delivery room holding his hand when Erik didn’t come 🫡
thats his baby 🙁


Jean only calls him professor because she doesn’t want the other kids to think of her differently 😔💔
#proud mother and deadbeat dad all in one 🤩#he gave birth to david then abandoned him on the streets 💔#DAMN 😭😭#picking favorites from day 1#okay cherik nation convinced me on mpreg Charles#you guys won 😔#Erik was busy doing something else 😒#idk founding a nation or something stupid like that 😾😒#poor excuse Erik ❌❌#charles xavier#professor x#jean gray#erik lehnsherr#xmen#cherik#xmcu#xmen dark phoenix#mpreg#mpreg charles xavier#wish does not shut up
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#“And now I am going to FUCK YOU!”#this might be my new main series right now so watch out#I have been obsessed with silly little duck lad since “Dad Beat Dad”#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#lucifer hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#textpost memes#i made a different version of this where Charlie had the line “please... use commas”#but this one won me over a tiny bit more
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more stylized flowey doodles
also messed up lizard and cousin roped into family madness
#undertale#flowey#wings of fire#icewings#wof ocs#wof oc#premaposting#dragons#for the second one the elder one is Fox and the younger one Hail#fox's dad p much almost drowned her when she failed to catch a walrus to move up in her ranking so she has a constant drive to keep ranking#so when her cousin had a melanin dragonet mistaken to be a ice-night hybrid and it shot the entire family line's ranks down#fox took some...extreme measures...to ensure her penalty was as little as possible#and by extreme i mean challenging her loving aunt who comforted her for her higher ranking in the ice cave#and it was rigged in her favor so she won. hella guilt but at least shes down by only 2 circles.#her cousin hail tho p much peaced out after that and ran for the hills taken in by another icewing
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You need a door.
#tma#tma fanart#michael distortion#the distortion#my art#break draws#figured I should show off the actual design i envision for canon before I start tossing out more AU art lol#and then I went so unbelievably overboard with the hair#i have no excuse it was so much fun (it was terrible)#it was also so much fun#showed this to my dad and he took one look at it and went “oh those hands are awful#so i have clearly Won distortion fanart#believe it or not i’ve only seen a couple pieces of fanart that include extra fingers?#which surprises me#so yeah i DEFINITELY wanted to play with that#ai generated lookin ass <3#speaking of ass that background absolutely KICKED MINE AND ITS BARELY A BACKGROUND#but what else is new
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Mouse Pals 🌈
#I posted just the orange ones before but these are the mice my dad won me at my first county fair :)#mouse#mice#toycore#nostalgia#nostalgic#stuffed animals#toys#plushes#plushies#kidcore#mine#original
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my headcanon is that before you and dad!joel started fucking he used to steal your used panties and jerk off with them, then he'd wash them and place them in your drawer like nothing happened... and you did the same with his boxers something
And the intimacy of it all being washed in the washer together…fuck.
#dad!joel#cw incest#I’m gonna raise ya one tho#I think you were humping his pillow. not his boxers#or maybe the oversized plushie he won you at the state fair
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hc for Katsuki's sidekicks:
two sidekicks who are UA 3rd years/just graduated and they're both girls and very competitive rivals who are very serious in their job and they both grew up admiring Katsuki's skills, passion and spirit when he's fighting so they want to surpass him (that's why he accepted them). But they don't really like each other and get annoying sometimes because they fight and argue a lotttt, like imagine they're in a mission and are arguing through the comms and Katsuki is so annoyed and face palming telling them to "FOCUS IDIOTS" but he secretly smiles because it reminds him of his rivalry with deku when they were young.
They also spent their 1st and 2nd year internships with Katsuki and he trained them soooo hard because he sees boys and girls equally and also saw so much potential in those two. that made them so happy (I'm assuming their society is still misogynist like it was during the sport festival)
Part 2 of my sidekick au
#Katsuki being a hero dad and mentoring the girls#They're going to be a great team#Those two have strong quirks and no one else has ever let them to exceed their limits except Katsuki#Because now “everything is peaceful and heros won't be needed” but my hc is Katsuki is one of the few ppl who never believed it#Omg maybe i write more about these ocs and make some personalities for them#Katsuki Bakugou#Bakugo Katsuki#Katsuki Bakugo#Bakugo#Katsuki#mha oc#Bakugou Katsuki#Mha#Bnha#My hero academia#mha headcanons#my hcs#mha hcs#Basically all interns or side kicks before them were snowflakes and cried each time he was harsh on their training except these two#I need to give them some back stories I already have some ideas hahaha#And no they are NOT childhood friends or even in the same class but one of them is in A the other one in B but they're rivals#They saw the war in childhood and since then Katsuki is like their idol because he saved all might even though he was in a terrible physica#Conditions and won against afo while he was so damn cool and having a grin#Omg imagine when they were still in their school would fight and say ranking system is shit and dynamight deserves better#But when they are sidekicks years later it's not fan/idol relationship anymore they would be true team workers but still are kinda fans yk#Sidekicks hc#Dynamight sidekicks
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miguel diaz is both robby keene's strongest advocate and the one who makes him feel like he’s constantly falling short, and i just don't know how to feel about that
#cobra kai spoilers#robby keene#miguel diaz#i am so horribly torn on miguel's character this season because yes#he IS allowed to feel upset that robby's not performing#but miguel of all people should understand being off balance because your girl ain't with you#and his sense of entitlement? telling robby to hand over the captain band?#boy what are you doing#and for him to suddenly do that 180 into “no robby you're our leader”#bro what#it's frustrating because he really IS robby's greatest champion because robby literally has no one else standing by him like that#this show couldn't give him ONE friend (his age who he doesn't mentor) that stands by him 100% like eli does with miguel#and johnny is the shittiest dad#and carmen said “no one's gonna mess with a girl whose big brother won the sekai taikai” like this girl doesn't have TWO brothers#the treatment of robby by the writers is so baffling to me
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The Suns' reaction to Sunfish. Emperor Helios got himself a high tech modded Switch so it doesn't melt away (from Earth's home, and probably modded by the local mechanic, Mars). He played ACNH and that's how he finds out that a fish is named after him. Sun Dad? He's been there before. It was quite the experience.
@owlygem Hiii I saw you were open for spacey asks, idk what to ask (for now) so I hope you don't mind me drawing our Suns together!
I've always wanted to do so, but I was pretty shy. I hope you like! Your Sun is such a cutie, I've always admired him from afar 😅
#intrusive thoughts won... i've always wanted to draw your sun but i was too shy to. haha#i came across your sunfish comic some years back i think. then i caught one in acnh and thought about this#idk how tall my sun is compared to yours so i just sorta made a guess! which is. roughly the same height#i'm really curious about what sunfish are like now though. funky big fishies#art#gijinka#solar system gijinka#personification#sun#emperor helios#sun dad#celestial somebody#heliosphere: under the sky#crossover#acnh#sunfish
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Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.
Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#mdzs au#modern au#this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw#I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao.....#I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions.#you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right?#I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative.#Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation#Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children#Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried).#for casual friday.#He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls#Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months.#(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)
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i get that people like the idea of kara being a scientist, and even though it’s not my thing, enjoy what you enjoy. i’m not here to argue about scientist!kara (this time). but what bugs me is how often people dismiss the humanities and arts as if they aren’t intellectual fields too. it’s strange. just because kara isn’t in stem doesn’t mean the writers are dumbing her down. there are so many incredibly smart people in the humanities and art circles. stop being pretentious jerks.
#supergirl#kara zor el#kara danvers#“the show made kara dumb by having her be a reporter” mind you she won a pulitzer and stopped lex luthor but whatever#and this is not just about show!kara#people are saying the same shit about comic!kara as well#honestly#i think there’s some rooted xenophobia in that statement#because one of the arguments people use on why kara has to be a scientist#is that krypton was technologically advanced#and the humanities and art are seen as more of an “earth thing”#(mind you her dad was an artist)#so i guess kara choosing them over stem somehow makes her “less kryptonian”#i promise you#not every alien needs to be a scientist too#kara can enjoy humanitites and art#without that taking away her kryptonain identity#in fact#krypton wasn’t just science#they’re not the soulless society b*rne tried to convince you they were#but that's for another time
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"How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?"
#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#dol bailey#bailey the caretaker#after avery's date where he takes you to a poker game and ur just kinda 🧍♂️ the whole time#bailey won and it was pretty interesting (last time quinn won. luckily i had high enough willpower lol)#but yeah bailey and pc's relationship is so interesting to me#and complex. and i love how it changes from player character to player character.#but bailey always seems to have a little soft spot of some kind for pc (compared to the other orphans anyway)#thorn does not actually think of bailey as his dad#but he has been one of the few constants in his life other than robin#my headcanon is that thorn was one of the first orphans under bailey's care after he took over the orphanage#so he got a lil more attached to thorn than the others#but other than that i leave their relationship/dynamic steeped in gray area#but yeah i recently rewatched ever after and the dialogue between danielle and her stepmother after the ball got to me#tho thorn and bailey do not see each other as parent and child at all#but thorn still wants some kind of confirmation that bailey gives a shit about him#since he's known him practically his whole life#please ignore the lack of car interior and seats. if i had tried to get that detailed i wouldn't have been able#to finish this at all since my energy started to fade really fuckin quick 💀#mash art#thorn the tower
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It's a big horse day so have a horse in the style of those old-timey racehorse paintings where they all look very angry and skinny
#horse#doodles#traditional art#racehorse#thoroughbred#I'm a little mad that one whose dad has really shitty legs won but that's how it goes
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