#diabetes jokes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).

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[hipstersoulgushers-art]

Facecanons for the reds n blues now that I’ve been hyperfixating for over a year

[penelopepitstopp]

Ed Gamble: Blood Sugar (2019)

[jamicha]

as a t1 diabetic, every time i eat something i dont particularly like to prevent my blood sugar from dropping, i feel like im in mother nature foraging for whatever foods are available to survive

[sapphanimates]

Does Sasha have a crush?

yes.

[trek-tracks]

Tired: I have a giant horrible bruise because my diabetes tech/CGM tried to murder me again.

Wired: I've been gored by the Continuous Glucose Minotaur

[latteart98]

Binge-watching Amidst a Snowstorm of Love on Valentine’s Day and nothing has ever made me feel more single before LMAO

[mokneydloaf]

"I was on a diabetes website awareness site and they asked if I accept cookies

and I kept wondering.... Is that a trick question?"

[hells-greatest-performers]

Quick note for Adam, there is a semi-common thing called Prenatal Diabetes, it isn’t super common but it can happen so that could be why.

Adam: Stupid diabetes…as if being pregnant wasn’t bad enough. Now I can’t even indulge in my cravings! Instead of “ice cream” I have to eat yogurt…the nasty kind. Not even the frozen kind! Lucifer has been on my ass for the diet thing too. Otherwise I would just be eating whatever. It’s my own personal hell!

[soupskull]

sometimes i wish i could inflict low blood sugar on people

[joshbruh10x]

Freddy's opinion on chocolate covered expresso beans 🤔 - A fellow caffeine addict

[daisyyy-do]

Nah but genuinely when are they adding games to the pump? How much do I have to pay for tetris? I’ve been diabetic for seventeen years (am eighteen) and they still haven’t figured out how to add it?

[penelopepitstopp]

Pure, sweet, INNOCENT type 1 diabetic mocked by CRUEL old men

Bonus:

[dougielombax]

YouTube ads be like:

“HOW TO OPEN YOUR CAR DOOR UNDERWATER!!!! HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT’S INSIDE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?! DEMENTIA IS NOW KNOWN AS TYPE 3 DIABETES. IT’S TAKING THE UK BY STORM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THIS MAN PUT BREAD IN A TOASTER YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!! THIS INTERVIEW REVEALS EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION!!! FIVE WORDS YOU MISPRONOUNCE TWO YEARS BEFORE YOUR BRAIN STARTS SHUTTING DOWN!!! CANCEL YOUR DOORBELL COMPANY SUBSCRIPTION NOW!!!!!!! FIVE WAYS TO REDUCE KNEE PAIN!!!!!! YOU TOO CAN HEAL YOUR BODY BY ONLY DRINKING OLIVE OIL FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH!!!!!”

I can’t stand it!

[chronic-harmonic]

Turning 26 in the US: 😷😰🤮