#dickkoribabs

[fangedbats]

“this ship is better” “no these people go together” “this one is better than both of those”

consider that they all have multiple hands. and that polyamory is a thing. /lh/nm

[vodrae]

Imagine Batman, your son is having a fling with his patrol partner, she's the commisioner's daughter, you know she got his back and great life values.

Then you have a fight with your son.

The two of you are unable to stay in touch, too much to digest.

And then, you receive a wedding annoucement, your daughter in law is an alien taller than you, space amazonians, with nothing against lethal solution when it's necessary, and she's eating UV like your best friend. The worst ? You are physically unable to mistrust her she's the nicest person you ever met.

Why Babs tells you she's kissing her so much only to teach her code ?

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

Yknow how when Bernard was first introduced, everyone hated him and shipped TimKon, but it eventually evolved to Timberkon?

And how DickBabs and DickKori hated each other until DickKoriBabs was invented..

Yknow how damika and Jondami fans hate each other?

…. JonDamIka

Edit; guys I don’t ship Jondami, I don’t ship Damika, I don’t ship JonDamika. This was a JOKE about FICTIONAL characters chill out 😭

[sea-owl]

So I made a post that sums up my besties Clark and Kori posts are just basically himbo and bimbo friendship and I just laugh at the thought that they purposely play that up around the human lovers/family. Because those two are actually smart, everyone just sees their kindess and alien strength then immediately lables them as dumb.

Just imagine the bats are working on a case they can't seem to crack. Meanwhile Clark and Kori are talking in some obscure alien language with each other.

Kori: How long do you think it will take until they realize it's Riddler? I mean his logo is right there on the evidence, literally.

Clark: *shrugs* Who knows, they should hurry up though. I've been listening to Riddler all night and he plans to move bases soon.

Kori: How mad do you think they'll be if we just picked Riddler up and left him on Arkham's doorstep?

Clark: *cocks his head in the general direction of Riddler* If we wait an hour Riddler would technically be outside of Gotham's city limits and closer to Metropolis. Makes him fair game.

Kori: *stands and stretches* Well I say we go for a flight.

Or someone insults their intelligence in front of their lovers.

Rando Rich Boy: Honestly I don't see why the bats keep two dumb aliens around. Their are plenty of humans who can lift stuff for them if they need it.

Bruce, Dick, and Babs: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SPOUCE?!?!

Meanwhile Clark and Kori have a gentle looking hold on their spouces, reminding them that their in public as civilans, and giving the rando smiles.

In their alien language they say:

Clark: The Daily Planet is gonna have a new article soon about his shady deals.

Kori: *analyzing rando's body language* Check for alien trafficking too. That snear he had makes me think he believes us to be less than humans. I might have to go hunting with Shayera later.

Clark: Can't wait to hear how you two break his ego.

Meanwhile the whole time their spouces have completely forgot they're suppsed to be behaving and have gone on a tangent about how smart Clark and Kori are.

[autisticrosewilson]

Everytime I see the DickKori vs DickBabs debate I'm filled with rage because it always devolves into you guys pitting Kori and Babs against each other as if they don't both deserve better than Dick's emotionally-unavailable-scared-of-commitment-can't-keep-a-relationship-to-save-his-life ass. I love Dick, but he's also a traumatized wreck that has proved time and again that he isn't ready for a relationship so you continuing to compare these two amazing characters for the sake of a relationship that really wouldn't be beneficial to a single person in the love triangle is just misogyny at this point. The only ship with these characters that makes sense is Fanon!DickKoriBabs or just KoriBabs and Dick x Therapy. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[frostbittenbucky]

DickKoriBabs?

I think it’s cute, I don’t actively ship anyone if I’m being honest

I think all the ships are great, except for the you know what ships

[ittybittytatertot]

I'm legit crying how did I not know Brenton Thwaites is bisexual?? How did I not know about Trans!Jericho, even though that's been my (now transended) headcanon for almost five years now?? All I need now is some poly!DickKoriBabs (with a little Dinah thrown in on Bab's end and a little bit of Wally on Dick's end and a little bit of Donna on Kori's end) and my life will be complete and Titans will officially be the most progressive show ever. Fuck YJ get on their fucking level.

The news about Chella Man’s casting as Joey only broke today, so don’t feel bad. I’m not really holding my breath for them even including Babs or Wally or Dinah let alone a wlw or mlm relationship, but I’m very happy about DickKory! I’m very happy Jason Todd said fuck blue lives!

[lazaruspit]

oracle!

do I like them: i especially love oracle babs

5 good qualities: shes super intelligent, an amazing detective and computer specialist, is a great problem solver and mentor, and is really considerate especially with the batgirls and her decision to train them

3 bad qualities: stubborn, kind of condescending sometimes, can be argumentative and hotheaded. 

favourite episode/etc: i would DIE for any oracle babs okay. especially arkhamverse

otp: dinahbabs koribabs and karababs

brotp: her and the batgirls!

ot3: dickkoribabs

notp: bru//babs ew

best quote:You can’t try telling me it’s healthy to live in a cave – only coming out at night, dressed like a bat, to beat people up…

headcanon: im 100% convinced that babs is still ripped even after her accident. like she probably still lifts and has special exercises and techniques for her arms to keep herself strong and her reflexes quick

want this?

[theimpossiblescheme]

Get ya under pink skies I know exactly where we should go ‘cause I love the way your green eyes mix with that Malibu indigo Talking under pink skies I think our hearts are starting to show That it’s better you and I under pink skies

DickKoriBabs -- Nightwing and his two favorite redheads in the world

[sea-owl]

Also on that note that humonaid aliens are still aliens superbat, dickkori, dickkoribabs, and hawklantern/greenhawk are also considered to be lowkey monster fucker relationships.

So not only does the batfam have an alien kink some of them are also monster fuckers.

[sea-owl]

The Bats have a pavlovian response that if you pick them up they shut up and turn on their listening ears.

It is completely Clark and Kori's fault. But at the same time you can't really blame them.

They just got sick of their bat partners spouting bullshit so they just picked them up. And then left them high up in the Wayne manor rafters with no gadgets to get them down. The bats won't risk getting down by themselves either because Clark and Kori always know, and god help them if they hurt themselves before Clark and Kori come back. At that point not only are they dealing with Clark and/or Kori but now they're also dealing with Alfred.

The bats quickly learned that Clark and Kori come back sooner if they shut up. And then they'll be let down if they listen.

It is a trick taught to all long lasting partners of any bat. And if they can't pick them up then those who can will gladly help.

[sea-owl]

Before dickkoribabs all got together Bruce once told Babs that "the alien is just a phase."

Well Clark, Bruce's best friend and later husband found out.

Clark and Kori never let any of them live it down.

Kori turns towards Clark in the middle of a family dinner. "It's exhausting getting two bats through their alien phase."

Clark sighs in agreement. "If you need help I've been getting the original through his on and off over the years and I've helped raised one of yours."

Bruce proposes. Clark stares and says, "You're still not done with your alien phase? Do I have to sign a prenup? Or do I get alimony?"

Kori finds out she's pregnant. She announces it to the family by asking Clark, "How much child support do you think I'll get when Richard and Barbara are done with their raising alien babies phase?"

Clark and Kori ending arguments by saying. "That's okay, I'm just a phase anyway."

It gets worse when Shayera and J'onn find out and they side with Clark and Kori.

Shayera would ask at the end of a founders meeting. "Hey batsy when the alien phase is over with can I just hide my wings?"

J'onn starts transforming into different looking humans. "If any of these work for when the phase is over with let me know."

Bruce tries to rant to Alfred one time. There was no sympathy.

"Master Bruce it's just a phase. You'll be over it in no time."

[sea-owl]

All the batkids had a crush on Kori at one point. They all got that strength kink Bruce has. Kori can, will, and has just picked them up and moved them where she needs them to be like they're dolls.

Batkids: Do we weigh anything to you???

Kori: It's like holding a couple of grapes.

Dick and Babs try to use their combined weight on their girlfriend to keep her in one place but if Kori needs to go do something she easily picks up both of them at the same time. Or she'll float up and twist her body so they'll fall off.

(Clark taught her that last one. Works great for him because Bruce is an octopus when he sleeps.)

[sea-owl]

Bruce and Gordon want Dick and Babs to date again and frankly Clark does not.

Now don't get Clark wrong he's not blind. He sees the potential they have, and he remembers those few years where it seemed like they would be the once in a generation couple whose first love was their last. If Dick and Babs were both single then Clark really wouldn't care.

But Dick isn't single and Kori does not deserve to have her relationship messed with like that. Bruce is gonna hold a grudge against him for this but Clark did go through years of teaching and bonding with Kori for him to stand by while his best friend tried to orchestrate her heartbreak.

"Bruce and Commissioner Gordon want Dick and Barbara to date."

Kori looks up from her drink, a grin on her face. "Wonderful! It will be nice to have another opinion on my plans other then Jason and Stephanie."

Clark stares at his friend. "I'm sorry Kori did I not say that right?" Clark pauses thinking how to reword it. " They want your boyfriend to date another girl."

Kori nods. "And so do I. Richard wants to date both me and Barbara but fears upsetting me. Barbara wants to date Richard and I but doesn't want to ruin our relationship. And I want to date both of them but they are both stubborn."

Kori huffs dropping her head into her hands. "On Tamaran this would not be so difficult."

This caught Clark's attention. "I'm guessing relationships aren't so monogamous then on Tamaran."

"Love is a precious thing. We believe you can love one or many. My own knorfka Galfore was in a relationship with my parents before they passed."

"And marriage?"

Kori bit her lip trying to think of the words. "Marriage is for alliances and. . . leagal benefits."

Clark nodded taking a sip of his drink.

Kori shrugs, "Besides if I am dating both Richard and Barbara then that will make it harder for Bruce to keep denying his feelings for you."

Clark spat out his drink

[sea-owl]

In the dickkoribabs relationship Kori tops both of them.

Clark hates that he knows this and is half tempted to tell his husband so he's not suffering alone.

Kori fires back at Clark that all of the adult male bats are bottoms who get turned on by being pinned down. Why is he surprised she tops.

[sea-owl]

So like idk what this idea I have going is but here's a list of things I wanted to stuff in here: dickkoribabs drama that end up with a break up and then a make up. Estranged but not divorced dickkoribabs. Secret pregnancy that gives us Mari and Jake. Some Steph and Kori bonding. Besties Steph and Ryand'r. Stephanie in Tameranean armor. Fake dating/fake marriage between completley platonic bros Stephanie and Ryand'r. A little bit of timsteph with some jealous tim.

Here's the idea I have so far:

Before telling her spouces she's pregnant Kori has realization that Wayne manor and to some extension the batfam as a whole is no place she wants her future children to be.

Kori has to hide a part of herself everytime she's out of her room. Otherwise she's met with confused looks or even suspicions if her father in laws are around. In a way shes trapped just like in the citadel. Her spouces don't listen when she expresses these concerns, mainly chalking it up to Kori not understanding a human thing. Almost the whole family does with the exception of Jason. She will not have that life for her children.

She calls Clark who knows and understands what she means when she talks about this.

"I can't do this anymore," Kori says as soon as Clark answers.

"Have you told Dick and Babs?" Clark asked.

"They have been working on a case for the past month. I haven't seen them for two weeks."

Clark sighs. Sometimes the kids were too much like Bruce. It was why Kori was good for Dick and Babs, she encouraged them to feel their emotions, every single one. In a way Clark knew that their relationship mirrored his and Bruce's.

"Do you need a place to stay?" Clark asked.

"No," Kori muttered. "I am due for a trip back to Tamaran. I will figure out things from there."

"Ok. Be safe Kori, I want to continue our weekly calls."

"Of course."

"Um Kori," a new voice spoke.

Kori turned around. "Oh Stephanie."

With a word to no one Stephanie goes back to Tamaran with Kori. Despite Kori being an alien Stephanie always felt more connected with Kori. She didn't feel luke the black or rather blonde sheep like she did with the bats.

Stephanie meets Ryand'r, Kori's brother, and the two grow super close.

Kori and Ryand'r co rule Tamaran. Kori taking on a more diplomatic role while Ryand'r leads the warriors. Stephanie is their spy mistress.

Princess Mariand'r and Prince Jakand'r are born nine months after Kori leaves Earth. Mariand'r looks more like her mom, but with paler golden skin, and her hair black. Jakand'r meanwhile looks completely human. The only thing that might give away his half alien heritage is the unnatural shade of green his eyes were. That same shade of green all his relatives on his mother's side have.

Ten years later a battle has broken out. Kori orders Ryand'r and Stephanie to keep her kids safe. They end up fleeing to Earth.

Kori chose not to tell Dick and Babs about the children for a reason. Ryand'r and Stephanie will honor her decision.

They become Ryan, Stephanie, Mari and Jake Anders. Ryand'r and Mariand'r wear modifiers to make them look more human when needed.

"We met through Kori," Stephanie said going over their cover story. "You came to visit her while the others were working cases in Gotham. It was two months after Tim and I broke up."

"We fell in love. We saw each other whenever I was on Earth," Ryand'r continued. "One of those trips you found out you were pregnant."

"I went with Kori to tell you the news," Steph picked back up. "We decided to get married." Stephanie cocks her head to the side. "How do we explain the black hair?"

"Kommand'r has black hair, they get it from their father's side."

Stephanie snorted. "Well at least that's the truth."

"Why did we come to Earth?"

"To let the kids explore their human side."

Ryand'r sighs. "Let's try to stay low."

Stephanie rolls her eyes. "Honestly I would not be surpised if Batman has a signal somewhere that lights up when I enter the atmosphere."

And that's all I got for now. For Stephanie's armor I'm imagining a purple, sleeveless leotard with flexiable plates of silver/gray armor covering her arms and legs. Purple gauntlets simliar to Starfire's, and purple boots. She has the choker style armor around her neck with the green stone like Kori and Ryand'r do. She kept her Spoiler hooded cape and lower face mask. For Tameranean armor I imagine it being more flexible, light, and almost skin tight. They fly around and using heavy pieces of armor I can't imagine being flight friendly or give them the room they would need to fight in the air. I also imagine their clothes is made out of a special material I call battle weave. It can block most attacks like the slash of the blade and a low level blaster shot.