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#do something gay plz
jamesbondwho · 1 year
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I FORGOT HOW GAY TOPGUN IS LIKE THE WHOLE “U CAN BE MY WINGMAN”, “BULLSHIT U CAN B MINE” I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISS BUT INSTEAD THEY JUST WENT IN FOR THIS BRO-PAL-IMYOURBUDDY HUG. LIKE THE TF, HOW CAN SOMEONE LOOK AT SOMEONE LIKE THAT AND NOT FALL TO THEIR KNEEES?!!
MAV SHOULDA JUST STUCK HIS TOUNGE DONE ICES THROAT, LIKE WHY DIDNT HEEEEEEEE?
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peachy-kaiju · 11 months
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My time has come
JP enjoying some food from a street vendor (bonus points if it's Thai food and he's realizing it's a bit more spicy than he can handle)
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JP, in his study, reading a book with Cybele on his lap and a glass of wine on the end-table
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In my brain he's the type to loose his cool for like .2 seconds before just getting up and ordering a Thai ice tea with as much milk as humanly possible just to finish the meal.
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howthesleeplesswander · 10 months
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surprise starter for @greedbent because Baizhu saw my other muses bothering his "secret" crush and refused to be left out 😤
"I have a prediction. Would you like to hear it?" Changsheng's voice floated into the front room of the pharmacy from somewhere up in the rafters. She hadn't shown herself once since he'd begun work that morning; Baizhu had assumed she'd been with Qiqi or Gui.
"Well, don't leave me in suspense," the doctor replied airily. Faced with a break in patients for the afternoon, Baizhu had begun filling prescriptions. Even while conversing, practiced hands moved of their own accord: one adding leaves and petals from the trays of mint and qingxin beside him to a large medicinal cauldron, while the other worked the milky substance within beneath a starsilver pestle.
Naturally though, Changsheng did exactly that. He'd nearly forgotten she'd said anything by the time she divulged her 'prediction.' "Sssomething tellsss me that today isss about to get interesssting."
Baizhu hummed, attention fixed on his work. "Oh? What makes you say that?"
Her answering snicker came from directly above him. He paused as Changsheng dropped onto his shoulders so he wouldn't spill anything. "You'll sssee sssoon enough," was all she said as she adjusted her coils, and the doctor shook his head fondly. With her affinity for the vague and riddled, sometimes Baizhu wondered if his companion wasn't some long-lost adeptus in disguise.
Minutes passed with only the scrape of the pestle along the cauldron's base to fill the silence. Then footsteps sounded on the stairs leading up to the pharmacy—but there was something...unique about them. Not just a rhythmic tap-tap of shoes on pavement, but with an additional tone layered in unison. Metal on stone. Tap-tapclink.
That could only mean...
Ah. Well, in all fairness, Changsheng was rarely wrong about these things.
Baizhu didn't look up until the steps arrived in the entryway. To anyone else, the sight of a man clad in all black, gazing into their shop with such intent, sharp eyes may be cause for alarm. But Baizhu simply smiled, hands pausing to give his newfound visitor his undivided attention.
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"Why, Kaz, what a pleasant surprise. How nice to see you." Likely not a sentiment heard often, but it was entirely sincere. He pointedly ignored Changsheng's muttered 'I told you' that tickled his ear. "Is there something I can do for you? Oh—unless you're here for your 'prescription'?"
The code word was second-nature despite there being no one else in the pharmacy to overhear. With a grin so pleasant adorning his features, the doctor certainly appeared to be speaking of a legitimately prescribed medication, rather than the special-ordered poison that currently sat fermenting on his kitchen counter. "It's nearly finished, but I'm afraid it needs another hour or so to infuse for maximum...potency." There was a dark edge to the chuckle that rolled in his chest. "We must be sure it's strong enough to take care of the problem, mustn't we?"
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strawberry-creep · 1 year
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Okay idea, TMNT2012 x Sweet tooth
Mikey (10) as Gus
Casey (18) as Jep
Karai (20) as Bear
Shini (20) as Tiger
Donnie (18) as Aditya Singh
April (20) as Rani Singh
(theyre more like found family not romantic partners tho)
Shredder/ Oroku Saki (old as dirt) as Douglas Abott
Leo (16) as Wendy
Raph (13) as Tommy (could change)
Jennika (adult idk what age // yeah i know shes not a part of 2012 but shjh) as Aimee Eden
Splinter (deceased lmfao) as Pubba (Richard Fox)
Tan Shen as Birdie
and thats as far as ive gotten
Few things i have changed, Both Hamato Yoshi and Tan Shen were scientists who worked together and eventually fell in love and started a family their oldest Miwa, second oldest Donatello, Middle child Leonardo, second youngest Raphael and youngest Michelangelo. Yoshi had always known Martial Arts and taught his children when they were old enough to learn. Yoshi and Shen being home mutagen that is highly dangerous bc they dont know shit abt it yet. Donnie having a love for science and wanting to impress his mom takes it upon himself to go and investigate it which prompts his siblings to want to check it out too. Raph having an obsession with turtles brings his pet to come watch and Mikey crawls in (hes around 1-2 ish at the time). The mutagen spills mutating all the brothers but in different ways: Donnie only gets a turtle shell with all his other features being relatively human like, Raph gets mutated into a half turtle half human hybrid (like regular 2012 raph), Leo has turtle like limbs with the rest of his torso and head being human like, and mikey gets mutated into a half human half turtle hybrid like raph since he was exposed to it super young. Miwa finds them and calls for her parents who at first freak out and then try to find the cause of the mutation to turn their children back. (I havent fleshed out what the virus would be but lets just say the kraang had something to do with it) Then the government starts freaking out about the virus which causes chaos and once they find the mutated brothers they arrest tan shen and Don, Raph, and Leo leaving Miwa alone because shes human. Yoshi is in his lab monitoring Mikey because hes still a baby and just got mutated. Once he catches wind of the arrests he flees into the woods with mikey thinking that Miwa is safe. She wasnt and she and donnie were separated from their mother, raph and leo (who escaped). Oroku Saki being the person people go to for answers sees the potential in Donnies smarts and Miwas skills and decides to keep Donnie alive because of it having his partial mutation be a manipulation point for him and giving him to a wealthy and smart family where he can continue to advance in his studies (the o’neils) while oroku trains Miwa. After a few years of training under oroku miwa and her girlfriend Harmony escape and decided to form their own pack of children who lost their parents the foot clan and train them in martial arts they were taught. Both change their names Miwa becomes Karai and Harmony becomes Shinigami
During the shake down Casey Jones’ younger sister was born her being a hybrid (plot hole i will patch up later) which causes him to freak out
Back with Mikey and Yoshi, Yoshi changes his name to splinter as to not associate himself with his scientific discovery gone wrong and trains mikey for 10 years of his life also telling him stories of how life was and his family before all this happened until Casey finds Mikey and Splinter (dead), Mikey who has grown up with the sense that there was more to the world than what splinter told him wants to go and see for himself and find his family. Casey having a soft spot for hybrids agrees and together they travel
thats as much as im going to write bc its two am and i have school in four hours
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Zerxus, the Champion of Asmodeous.
Zerxus, who lives with the pain of his choices for over a thousand years.
Zerxus, who is gifted his deity's ability to appear as perfectly beautiful to each individual.
Zerxus, who visits spaces far and wide across Exandria and beyond, one night glimpsing a campfire and a lone figure keeping watch over a group of sleeping forms.
Orym, who looks upon the Father of Lies' Champion... and sees the face of Will.
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maximus-gluteus · 9 months
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nothing to see here
#ok plz i wanna rant about how the new season of good omens is making me lose faith in humanity#girl tell me how ive trudged through 4 episodes of this season and i still dont know what the damn hell is going onnnnnn#every time i think we're getting somewhere with the 'story' the show slams the brakes to let me know that there're gay people on screen#does the coffee shop chick ever apologize to the record store chick bc i cant staaaand their romance.#like record store lady. girl. this isnt banter shes just straight up dissing your passion and life's work.#im scared to finish the season bc i just KNOW theyre gonna pull the whole 'i made u leave ur toxic partner now date me immediately' trope#ok so story beats aside my other gripe is how contrived the queer representation is in this show#i am a bi woman! my reaction to seeing wlw on screen should be 'yay! im happy theyre together' and not 'ugh this shit again?'#and also with az and crowley! what happened to their chemistry from the first season???#like on the one hand the whole 'bickering like an old married couple' schtick is lovely. but. theyre just faffing about most of the time!#remember the first season? when these characters had agency? and a semblance of intuition?#i am convinced that the majority of the characters in this season couldnt find their way out of a paper bag#i get theres a whole memory loss plot device thing happening. but it feels like Gabriel's cluelessness is like fucking infectious or smthn#i feel like an idiot for assuming that the characters i knew from the first season will be just as competent in this season. they arent!#i hated the whole 'continued' story in the wwii era. i feel like it was a pathetic ploy at giving mark gatiss more needless screentime#did they think people would find the nazi zombies amusing or something? why are we playing this off as a joke?#just admit you dont know what to do with the story and move onnnnnnnn#im gonna finish the season bc i feel like im owed the scene of david tennant sucking face with michael sheen.#itll be like reparations for having to slough through the rest of this nothing burger of a story jesuuuuuussss#ok rant over#good omens critical
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“You took a great risk, coming here.”
“Well, what’s life without a little risk, my brilliant Frenchman? ...Forgive me -- your Highness.”
“No. ...Forgive me, but...I never want to hear that phrase out of your mouth again, Mr. Knightly.”
“...Then I shall simply have to come up with others, my prince.”
In England at the start of the 20th century, a soft-spoken, intellectual prince with a love of academics and learning and a flashy, charming vaudeville entertainer with a tragic past carry on a secret whirlwind romance that comes to a head at a fateful royal ball, where the prince is expected to announce his engagement to a foreign princess and the young actor plays his part so well that no one would suspect his humble origins. 
xxx featuring James McAvoy as Jackson Knightly @carewyncromwell and Luke Treadaway as Montelimar “Monty” Bloom @cursebreakerfarrier 
#gaaaaaah this idea wouldn't leave me alone I just had to do something with it#but yeah vaudeville theaters would've been considered rather low-brow compared to more upscale theaters#so this fits for a cinderella-esque story#not to mention we have our two wonderful perfect gay men in a time period when homosexuality was er...yeah a bit frowned upon#I see jacko boy having made a name for himself as a stage magician when he was still under his father's thumb#and then becoming more of a traditional vaudeville entertainer -- magician actor singer dancer -- after running away and growing up#I also see these two having met while monty was visiting the local university#dressing super casual bc plz don't bow and act all weird with me I just wanna read lots of books >//<#so jacko boy originally has NO idea who he's even talking to even though he can kind of suss out he's upper crust pretty easily#and because jackson also is kind of putting on his best face monty at first thinks he's part of -- like -- the royal theater company#partially because of how well-spoken and gentlemanly he acts hahahaha#not that either of them are disappointed when they figure out the truth#aside from the slight 'oh...wow yeah we're from two different worlds' thing#if I wanted to lean into the time period part of this AU I could always reference wwi as a plot point#but not too much -- no tragic ending for these boys no way :I#anyway these two own my heart and I need to do more with them I love them so ;~;#jackson knightly#montelimar bloom#au#moodboard#...I can't even label this as cinderella au because I already did one for carewyn LMAO#would you even believe that cinderella isn't my favorite fairy tale?!?#it just fits these two so well though
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fifichor · 2 years
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Hi hello I moved from twitter bcuz it fudging sucks toes
so hey I'm a variety+mc streamer, drop by if you want to! I normally stream mid morning Sunday U.S. time and occasionally some extra weekend/weekday streams afternoon as well.
also you just lost the game
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healing-intensifies · 2 years
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wheelerboi · 1 year
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I’m actually rlly upset to see so many ppl online making jokes about how they “knew” and they “could tell”
That’s not how that works. You did not know, and you could not tell. All you did was assume something about someone you didn’t know and then openly express this as if it’s meant to be funny or endearing, when it more often than not just enforces a stereotype and pushes people back into their shell.
Noah’s coming out should be something he’s allowed to be excited about and receive unconditional love for. Laughing at it can be a v personal joke and should be between him and the people that know him. We are not in that category, so maybe don’t get on tiktok and twitter going “We been knew!” And “Duh, we’ve seen the way you walk!”
Plz know that the word Gay is a LABEL, not a personality type. There is no designated behavior. If a straight man is openly flamboyant and excited, than ppl praise him for being comfortable and breaking norms.
But when a gay man acts similarly, then it’s because he’s gay?
Noah Schnapp acts like Noah Schnapp because he’s chaotic and fucking iconic.
It’s not like any of us are accounting for our sexuality every time we speak or move, so it’s weird to see others doing it to him.
And just months ago ppl were calling him the straightest frat boy alive compared to Will, so please let this be a lesson to stop enforcing a stereotype when you are constantly being proven wrong.
At some point, it starts to be on you for refusing to learn. It’s very harmful and convinces others to hide who they are in fear of being outed or wrongly labeled.
Just celebrate with the kid!! If you can’t do that without making fun of him, then just hold your piece!! This is his moment and he deserves to be excited about it, not used as an example for your next assumptions.
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heartsfourdazai · 4 months
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ok I've had this idea for a little bit but feel free to skip it if you don't like the idea!
So it can be NSFW or sfw but like,chuuya with a shape shifter reader who sometimes turns into him to mess with him (I have ideas for NSFW but yk)
READER WHO CAN SHAPESHIFT― chuuya nakahara x reader
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warnings: lowercase writing, somewhat crack, lmao, nsfw warning at the bottom(plz, i'm so tired i rushed it lmao)
uhm, anon i would love to hear your nsfw ideas; please i beg!! really hope you enjoy, sorry guys i'm so tried so my upcoming posts may not be the best, OR even written for some time
@justcallmesakira @riiwrites @ruanais
chuuya
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found your ability pretty cool, actually!!
it's really useful for mission and other stuff like that.
likes to see your ability in action.
you can turn into almost anyone!
one time, you turned into dazai and just bothered him with it the entire day.
he made sure to get you back someway, because if he didn't know it was you he would have punched you in the face.
however, he never expected for you to turn into him??
through chuuya's form, you ere chatting to tachihara and he thought chuuya, aka you, was drunk off his mind.
"you'll never believe what i heard akutagawa said to atsushi on this one mission, he's so gay..." chuuya spoke; however knew something was off by the way he spoke.
tachihara blinked, "ah huh..have-have you been drinking?"
"i don't drink; i collect!"
tachihara walked away awkwardly; shrugging when he noticed gin behind the wall he walked.
chuuya grinned as he turned on his feel and walked away as well; but with less awkwardness.
not even into the next day, more like late evening, just as you and chuuya were about to head out, akutagawa ran into chuuya first; and he didn't seem happy to see him.
as you sipped on your tea, legs hoisted up on your desk, you heard rabid footsteps from outside your door and two seconds later chuuya's figure came running in, beads of sweat rolled down his face as he had his back to the door.
his hat almost fully off his head, and his coat half of and on.
"chuuya!!" you cheered gleefully, trying your hardest to act innocent.
"back so soon-"
"he's mental!" chuuya cried, grabbing onto your arm and stared back at the door.
"who?" you played along.
"that vampire lookin ass, akutagawa. jeezus; what the fuck is he on??"
"well; what happened?"
chuuya pants, letting go of your arm when he thought he was safe...
"something about that weretiger! it's always the weretiger!!"
"and he's mad at youuu..." you hid your giggles...
chuuya fixed his hat; "because he thinks i told everyone what he told atsushi; I WASN'T EVEN THERE WHEN HE WAS ON THAT MISSION!!"
oh boy, when he finds out.
"well, he seems to be chiil now...how about we head home and.." you take his hand, but before he could respond at all...the door bursts open and akutagawa is there, just standing there and chuuya shrieks from the sudden loud noise.
"i will kill you-"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!"
"he's right it was me.." you confessed.
"exactly, it was the- WHAT THE FUCK???"
okay anyways;
the only nsfw thing i can really think of, is when you turn into the person you shapeshift into, you know where they're weakest points are.
you ABUSE that in bed.
say your top; and he's just a mess under you.
slightest touch on his weakest point with have he a sobbing mess.
"taking it like the good boy you are, hmm~"
"th-hahts right; right there, ah?~"
"so you lied? tch, tch, this is your weakest spot, hah?~"
kay, i'm done<3
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haunted-headset · 4 months
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📱 Going Postal At The Party 📱
summary: Wilbur thinks you're cheating on him at a party. Turns out he was very wrong.
a/n: this was based off of either a Chris or Matt Sturniolo fic that I read that I can't remember the name of, if any of you know what this fic is, plz lemme know!
contains: cursing, angst with a happy ending, flirting, crying, texts, use of Y/N, pet names, jealousy, Wilbur's a bit of a dick, mentions of bad exes & thought of cheating (let me know if i missed anything!!
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You had dragged Wilbur to a house party your friend invited you to. You could tell he didn't want to, mainly due to the fact that his mind would be plagued by the idea of other people hitting on you or trying to get with you. It also didn't help that you looked drop-dead gorgeous; you had a white button-up shirt tucked into short, tight denim shorts with a black tie & fishnets; truly a sight for sore eyes.
"I'm gonna go get us some drinks, okay?" you said to Wilbur, who had his arms wrapped around your waist.
"Alright, love. Be careful. & come back quickly," he told you, kissing your forehead. You smiled & left for the bar. You told the bartender the drinks you wanted & you sat on one of the sticky stools, waiting for your drinks to be prepared.
"Oh my god, Y/N!" a cheerful voice said from behind you. You looked over your shoulder to see Claude, an old coworker back when you used to work at the coffee shop across the street from your shared apartment with Wilbur. "It's been forever, girl!"
"Claudy!" you said happily, giving him a hug. "It's been ages! How's life been?"
"I got engaged!" he said, showing you the ring on his finger. You gasped & clapped happily, holding his hand to examine the ring. "He's such a good guy. His name's James, 6'4, plays the drums, & he loves cats & rain."
"Sounds like a Wattpad dream man," you teased. He playfully swatted your arm with a laugh.
"How's your relationship with Wilbur been?" he asked. "Last time I remember, you were head over heels for him, right?"
"He's the best," you said dreamily. "He's such a gentleman, & he's so good to me."
"That's good!" he said, his hand now resting on your arm. "I'm so happy for you, Y/N. You deserve him. & this is a reward for having to put up with shitty exes."
"Oh my God, you're so right," you said, resting your hand on his arm, too. "Remember Jared?"
"Oh. My. Days," he sighed. "Such a dickhead. Girl, I have no idea how you survived being in a relationship with him. Give me some of your patience right now."
You laughed & were about to say something when you felt your phone buzz. "It's probably from Wil," you told Claude. You opened up the text.
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Your heart started to beat out of your chest. Did he actually think you were cheating on him?
"You okay?" Claude asked. You didn't respond.
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Claude had seen the texts & let you leave without a word. You walked outside & it was pouring rain, which meant you had to stand in the rain for at least five minutes until your ride came. Great.
When the Uber finally arrived, you were shivering & dripping with rainwater & the smell of petrichor hung on your skin, & you got into the car as you tried your hardest not to cry.
"How's your night been?" the Uber driver asked.
"It's been alright!" you lied, putting on a fake happy tone. "How about you?"
"Eh, not too bad," she said. "My girlfriend didn't want me to take any drives tonight because of how rainy it is." She laughed slightly. "She's always so worried for me." You laughed in return & you two didn't say anything for the rest of the night.
When she pulled up to the house, she politely bid you adieu & made sure you got to the door before driving off. You opened the door to the apartment & looked around. He wasn't in the kitchen or in the living room. Maybe he hadn't gotten home yet. You took off your shoes & left your bag on the kitchen counter as you trudged upstairs.
"Darling!" Wilbur sprang up from the bed when you entered the bedroom. He immediately dropped to his knees & kissed the backs of your hands, the palms, the knuckles, & the wrists while telling you how wildly sorry he was.
"What's on the bed?" you asked, looking over at the bed, covered in objects.
"Your favorites," he told you, standing up. "Snacks, candy, drinks, & your favorite flavor of ice cream. I also got you those new slippers you had wanted the other day when we were at Target, a blanket, & a few stuffed animals, too. There's a cat, a Pompompurin,--I'm pretty sure he's your favorite Sanrio character, but, if I was wrong, I got you a Keroppi plush, too, & a My Melody one--& a green dinosaur that looks like Dino from that one game you like...what was it called? Oh, yeah, Like A Dino. I also restocked your skincare stuff & your hair stuff, since you told me you were running out."
Without even realizing it, you started crying. You brought a hand up to your mouth to hide the expression you were making when you cried.
"Did I do something wrong, baby?" asked Wilbur, kissing your hairline & your forehead repeatedly. "Why're you crying?"
"I-I just--I got so mad at you over text & you still got all of this for me," you hiccupped.
"You had every right to be mad at me, my moon," he whispered, removing your hand away from your mouth to press a light kiss to your lips. "I was a bitch & I was being so rude to you, & you didn't deserve that." Without warning, he picked you up bridal-style, causing you to yelp & immediately wrap your arms around his neck.
"C'mon, sweet baby. Pick a movie & let's go cuddle."
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forest-reblogs · 1 year
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Red Robin: . . . The Court of Owls has a spaceship?
Danny: Who even are the Court of Owls? Why are they owls? Why aren't they, I don't know, pigeons or something?
Red Robin:
Red Robin: You know, I'm not actually sure. But why on earth would they be pigeons? Why not something cooler, like vultures?
Danny *violently flashbacks to the time he was attacked by ghost vultures that were paid by Vlad*:
Danny: *has a panic attack*
Red Robin: I fucked up.
Red Robin: *calms Danny down*
Red Robin: You know, I'm starting to wonder if you're actually a Talon. You seem too human to be acting.
Danny: What do you mean, I'm a Talon? Wait, do you still think a henchman for one of your rogues? I thought you believed me when I told you I was a ghost?
Red Robin: Well, I did, but then the Bat told me about Talon activity rising again, so I thought you lied to me.
Danny: This is why I don't like humans. You're all too complicated. Ghosts are simpler. We don't lie to each other at all, because there's no point, and if we don't like each other, we say it to the other ghost's face.
Red Robin: You ghosts are the antithesis of my family. We don't tell each other anything, even when we should.
Danny: . . . Your family are the Bats, I assume?
Red Robin: Yes.
Danny: They have no clue you're here, do they?
Red Robin: No they do not.
Danny: And what would happen if I really was a Talon and killed you? Or kidnapped you and took you to my superiors?
Red Robin: To be honest, I never even thought of that.
Oracle: I did!
Red Robin: What the - Oracle? What the hell? Wait, have you been listening this whole time?
Oracle: Yep. And just so you know, you are in so much trouble with the Bats right now, I'm pretty sure Nightwing is already planning your funeral.
Nightwing *over the comms*: So what flowers do you think we should have?
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Me: *casually disappears for two weeks*
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odetodilfs · 1 year
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Hiiii ٩꒰ ˘ ³˘꒱۶~♡
Can I plz request bottom din djarin x top male reader where they have gay sex to plz? Hardcore gay sex? Two men fucking? Din taking a huge fat cock up the ass and loving it? The reader thrusting his cock in and out of dins silky hole? Swollen tip rubbing against his prostate?Two men kissing with tongue? Bodies together? Skin on skin contact, Nobody’s dominant or submissive? Just two men who are in love with each other having gay sex? Primal sex? Pretty Please?
Thank you in advance if you accept this
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Love making
Hey anon!! Thanks for this request honestly, it was super fun and hot to write!! Pairing: bottom Din Djarin x top male!reader
Warnings: Breeding, multiple orgasms, established relationship. IF YOU LIKED THIS PLEASE REBLOG!!
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The room was filled with a warm air and you and Din’s moans and whimpers, the hot, wet sensation of each other’s skin turning you on as the relentless sound of slapping skin never ceased to be heard, Din’s hole stretched by now after half an hour of non-stop fucking, yet he still wanted more, and you were gonna give that to him.
“Oh- fuck- Cyar’ika… you feel so good inside me- more- please-” he begged you, “Shh, it’s alright my sweetheart, you’re gonna get it, I love you” you said, your gentle words contrasted with the brutal pounding you were giving to his ass. You released the grip you had on his shoulder to touch his face, the face that rarely received touch from anyone but you, you were the one Din had chosen to have as an exception to his code, and all you could focus was the way his pretty brown eyes went when your swollen red tip rubbed his prostate for the thousandth time. How his mustache curved up everytime he let out a moan as your skin brushed lightly past it.
“Din- fuck- Din- you feel so good- fuck-” you praised, “fuck, you look so pretty like this, all sweaty with me inside you” your breathing speeding up, “Cyar’ika- I love you-” he hummed as his jaw clenched, “You close my love?” you asked him, his breathing was sharp and his eyes were closed, it was clear he was holding it in just for you, “Don’t hold it my love, cum for me, please, I need you to feel good,” you whispered into his ear as you heard moans and felt him clench hard around your cock as wetness splashed between your stomach, Din writhed and moaned.
You kept pounding him, your cock plunging in and out, you looked as you saw his gaping hole not even have time to close between thrusts, “Fuck- Din-” you tensed and stayed inside him as your orgasm ebbed closer, “Please- cum inside me baby- please-” he begged so sweetly, “Fuck- Din- I’m cumming..” you said as you uttered a guttural moan into Din’s hot, sweaty neck. You could hear his moans from what he felt from you cumming inside him, you stayed locked together. You were getting ready to pull out, but as soon as you pulled back you were met with a whimper of protest, “No- please- do it again-” Din begged, his begging being too convincing, you smirked, “Sweet little fuckable guy I got to be my boyfriend hm?” you teased as you went back to thrusting inside him.
You can hear the squelching noises from your cum now on top of the sound of slapping flesh, Din merely whimpers as you notice he was trying to say something, “H-harder-” was all he could say as you immediately followed his order, but he spoke yet again, voice just as shaky as before, “K-kiss me” he asked you as the pounding barely allowed him to speak normally, you immediately leaned in and kissed his soft, plump lips hungrily as his facial hair tickled your chin. You look down and see the cum all over your dick and around his hole. You noticed Din looking down as well, his eyes filled with lust from the sight of what you were doing with him, “You like it, Din, don’t you?” you asked devilishly,
“Y-yes-” he begged, his voice even shakier from the combination of how hard you were pounding him, how your dick brushed past his prostate each time, how you managed to string words together. “My beautiful sweet man…” you kept praising as you fucked his ass as hard you could, you caressed his cheek, his firm jawline now having turned into an open mouth that weaved moans and whimpers, “You’re so pretty, my love” you kept saying as you felt your orgasm close again, 
“Fuck! Cy-Cyar’ika!! he screamed as he came again, walls fluttering around your dick as you dived in with one brutal thrust and came inside him, filling the man once again, you stopped and looked at each other as you panted. “Satisfied? Or more, my love?” you asked him, completely attune to his needs, just as he was to yours, “I’m good after this, Cyar’ika…” you kissed his forehead lovingly, he melted into your embrace, you licked up the puddle of cum from his stomach, two full loads and you moaned as you taste the sweet yet salty substance, he smiled as he saw you enjoy his seed, “Do we shower?” you ask him, going back to reality, “Can we take a nap first?” Din was exhausted after the way you had gone absolutely feral, primal on him, just fucking him relentlessly, he needed that. You personally were exhausted too, so you agreed, “Come on baby, on my chest” you smiled, “But, don’t you lay down on my chest too?” Din asked, “Well, I’m the one who blew your back out and bred you twice, come here” you roped him into your arms, the heat from his body immediately warming you up, “I love you so much Din” you told him, he already knew, but he liked having it reassured, “Me too” he replied with a smile before drifting off to sleep.
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Hii! I'm srry for requesting sm but can I plz request a Velvet and Veneer oneshot with a preteen sister??
Basically, One day reader invites one of her friends over and reader starts to realize she's growing feelings for her friend (u can name readers friend whatever) and reader confesses to her friend, leading them to having their first kiss. Velvet and Veneer are shocked and confused. But the reader was js scared of coming out to them??
A/N ~ Sure Hope you enjoy!
~I Like Girls~
Velvet and Veneer + Queer!Younger Sister!Reader
Fandom: Trolls 3: Band Together
Relationship: Familial
Genre: Fluff, comedy
Synopsis: Velvet and Veneer find out that you like girls after confessing to your friend.
Warnings: Reader coming out(also technically Veneer), Velvet and Veneer spying on Reader and her friend
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There she went, talking about her interests again. You’d think one would get tired of hearing about the same thing over and over again by the same person, but not you. In fact, you love it when she does this.
Skylar was your best friend. But recently, you’ve realized that your feelings towards her might not be so platonic. Tonight, after listening to her talk, you’re now certain that you have a crush on her. You love how happy she looks, just talking about something she loves. You love how expressive she is with her hands as she does so.
Skylar suddenly stops. “Oh sorry, I’m probably boring you, aren’t I?” She asks, becoming embarrassed.
“Oh, no! Not at all! I love hearing about your interests!” You reassured her.
She smiled, looking down to avoid eye contact, still a bit embarrassed. You took a deep breath. You’re gonna tell her. Trying to hype yourself up in your head, you sat up straight, and started the confession.
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“Why did you insist on going on a snack run, Veneer?” Velvet complained, all while holding a few grocery bags in her arms.
“Because, we were running low! And I wanna make sure sis and her friend have choices!” Veneer explained, making Velvet groan.
The two were approaching your bedroom door. Veneer opened his mouth, about to surprise you, but what he heard from inside made him shut it immediately.
“I like you.”
Velvet and Veneer snapped their heads to face one another, both giving the same shocked and confused expression. They quietly leaned closer, looking in through the small crack in the door.
“Like, not as a friend. I wasn’t sure before, but tonight really made me realize it. You’re just so cool, and fun. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same, I’m not sure if you like girls so…” You paused awkwardly. You looked away, rubbing the back of your neck. You awaited her possible rejection. A small laugh, and a hand on yours made your heart jump.
“I like you too!” Skylar said, much to your delight. You were still frozen, not exactly sure what to do. But Skylar did. She leaned forward, and put her lips on yours. You happily leaned into the kiss.
After a few seconds, you pulled away. The two of you said nothing, just smiled at each other. Suddenly, you heard your door creak open.
Velvet and Veneer stood outside, mouths hung open.
“Oh my god, did you guys see all that?” You asked, praying that you were wrong. Skylar burst into laughter.
“Why didn’t you tell us you liked girls?!” Veneer asked in shock, avoiding your question.
“I didn’t know how you guys would react!”
“How?! I’m literally gay! I thought it was obvious!”
“Yeah! It’s so obvious!” Velvet chimed in.
“I mean- well yeah! But you never confirmed it!”
“I thought I didn’t have to!”
All while you and Veneer went back and forth, Skylar was dying. She thought this was the funniest thing ever. After Velvet decided that it’s gone on long enough, she cut you two off.
“So, you got a girlfriend now?” She asked.
You looked back at Skylar, silently asking if you did. She nodded enthusiastically, making you smile big.
“Yeah, I do!”
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~~baileypie-writes
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00belle00lovely00 · 2 months
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can you do bubba x kickin headcanons plz I’m starving content them 🙏🙏 they’re the oh sh*t they’re my dumbass x the dumbass if is alright :)
OMG RIGHT? I LOVE THAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC TOO!!!
As always, you ask, I SHALL DELIVER!
💙📘⭐💛💙📘⭐💛💙📘⭐💛💙📘⭐💛💙📘⭐💛💙📘
Literally, the nerd x dumbass cool guy wanna-be.
... GOD... OH GOD NO- I CAN'T THINK OF A SHIP NAME FOR THEM- NO... NO- PLEASE-... YOU GUYS PLEASE YOU GOTTA SALVAGE THIS. FOR THE SAKE OF THE HEADCANONS- WHAT'S THEIR SHIP NAME????
Of course, while Bubba works as the brains of the group and the man of reason, Kickin does the complete opposite. This guy gets in trouble ALL the time, constant dangerous and reckless situations, and most of the time it's either for a dare, to prove a point, or to "salvage his reputation" of a cool guy facade. Of course, due to that they didn't at first get along that well. They didn't fight, not at all as a matter of fact, but Kickin always disliked Bubba's scolding and lessons of things he did and often irritated him how he took him as an example to the group not to do something stupid.
That of course, caused Kickin to always stomp his way into his house to slam the door behind him, Bubba being able to recognise Kickin's frustration. Soon enough, and even to Kickin's dislike, Bubba attempts to have a talk with him about his behaviour and attempts to brighten his day by recommending some safe yet fun activities he could do. Even though it didn't entirely satisfy him, it was pretty much enough for him not to get too upset at Bubba. So then, you could imagine that it was becoming clear that, little by little, began to get along. Attached even.
I love to always headcanon Kickin being pathetic at flirting, which always amused Bubba and earned him some chuckles from him each time. Sure, he wasn't entirely 'charmed' as Kickin would say, but it was charming enough to see Kickin grin at thinking he had succeded.
Oftentimes, Kickin would actually attempt to defend Bubba when people disagreed with him or didn't pay attention to what Bubba was saying (ironic enough since out of all people, Kickin was the one who paid LESS attention).
Wouldn't it be so cool to see them matching in bracelets?
If they ever eventually got to date, Kickin would be proud asf of it. He be walking around the neighbourhood, announcing it wherever he goes. Surprisingly, Bubba never stops him from doing so.
They're so gay for each other but they don't wanna downright admit it.
Kickin would one time jump down a rooftop and break a knee, just because he heard from Bobby that she would let Bubba burrow a nurse outfit if Kickin ever got a terrible injury. And oh man, Bubba was NOT happy at all
Their date? Oh, it would be a chaotic MESS of a mixture of sports and reading. It would be fun to see Kickin trying to surf into the beach while Bubba just lays on the sand, making sure that Kickin wouldn't trip and down himself... which... has happened. Twice.
I love to headcanonize Kickin trying to impress every single partner he has. Bubba isn't an exception.
They would jokingly call each other "nerd" and "reckless", lovingly.
They um... are not that good at SHOWING affection, but, well-... at least they try? Veyr awkwardly try.
Bobby would be FASCINATED by this. ABSOLUTELY ENCHANTED. SHE'D BE WRITING HEADCANONS AND FANFICTIONS HERSELF AS WELL AS THIS ONE.
Nor would Hoppy, oh no, she not bothering Kickin about it is an UNDERSTATEMENT.
While Bubba wants to eventually be a scientist, or more or so, a doctor, Kickin wants to be a great actor in Hollywood. A superstar. Yet, of course, they care too much about each other to never let that separate them.
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