#do I care?

[the-greatest-8]

Obi-wan 'I don't need medical; I have the Force' Kenobi

Commander 'Go to medical you dumbass' Cody

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Anakin 'I'm a great pilot' Skywalker

Captain 'We're all going to fucking die' Rex

[mozzcho]

Did I do a full render just for shitpost? Yes I did.

[alexisrosemullens]

9-1-1 | 5x13 ↳Fear-o-Phobia

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

The people of Gotham both fear and revere The Signal. As they do the rest of the Batfam but for Signal it's a bit different.

For starters, he's the only daytime hero. The other Bats usually only come out at night when the city is quieter. And while it's far from asleep, they prioritize stopping the numerous crimes that occur in the shadows. Civilian interactions far and few. Most pictures of them online seemed more like cryptid sightings than heroes soaring through Gotham skies.

The Signal on the other hand was the people's Bat. They got to see him soar through the sky, or ride his bike in all his golden glory. He gave autographs, took photos, and joined them on their daily commutes. He was a regular at mom-and-pop shops, made sure the troubled kids made it to school, and checked in on the sick and elderly. And while he did work with them when necessary, he mostly liked to fuck with the police, like a true Gothamite would.

All in all, he was the sweet sunshine that Gotham needed. He was far more human than the others. Not that he was human, oh heck no! NONE of the bats were human! But it felt that way. Until you were reminded that he was INDEED a Bat.

The way he merged and appeared out of the shadows despite his bright yellow suit, and moved without a sound. He knew about people and things before they happened. And had an intelligence that was absolutely terrifying when thought about. And the way he took care of crimes?

The Signal is cold, borderline brutal, and efficient (with commentary that leaves you agape and a chill down your spine) when dealing with criminals. It was always jarring to witness the sudden change from Gotham's sunshine boy to stone-cold Bat, and back again. It almost gave you whiplash to realize that this was the vigilante that you were talking to about your puppies a few moments ago. And it really instilled the Fear™ that that bats were known for.

The other Bats were terrifying, shadowy demons that moved through the night. Stopping crime in the darkness. Gotham knew and appreciated this. But the Signal? He was the bright light at the end of the tunnel and the warmth of the brilliant sun. But he was also...

'Gotham's Darkest Angel'

[xformalde-hyde]

Don't know why, but something about BP's design has always bothered me a little, so here's my attempts at messing with my version of him

[its-kinda-snowy]

these old men have a death grip on me

[bunnygirllover45]

Honestly, I’d do whatever Johann would ask as long as I can play with his hair—

in that case, you can play with his hair while he's going down on you.

[darkest-doe]

[eldritch-m0th]

Hobbit AU where everything is the same but when the company arrives Bilbo answers the door in this:

And no, he can’t be bothered to change for company.

And yes, Thorin does loose all mental faculties upon seeing him.

[cats-and-reclaiming-my-life]

ough

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

pim study

[theghostinabadbook]

If i had a nickel for every time a Port Mafia assassin was conviced to stop killing by someone who can turn into a cat so they could learn the value of life, died saving someone, and started to protect/take care of a child in the middle of a abilities conflict, i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[vamps-hmu]

Even in death, how brightly you glow.

[shit-talker]

Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".

It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.

It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))

Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"

He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.

[navykim]

I'm so insane over Dragon Age rn for example

"Sera: Think I could find some Sentinel breeches?

Solas: Do I want to ask what for?

Sera: So I could wear history. On my butt. Butt history. (Laughs.)"

AND THEN HE PROCEEDS TO WEAR THE FANCY VERSION OF SAME SENTINEL BREECHES

LOOK ME IN MY EYES AND TELL ME HE WASN'T EVEN ONCE HAUNTED BY SERA'S VOICE AND BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER AS HE WAS PUTTING ON THIS ARMOR

AND TELL ME THAT SERA DIDN'T IF A BIT RELUCTANT FIND IT (the idea of him wearing this) HYSTERICAL

[boffeeceans]

Thank you @luckylocus for bringing this back to my attention (a while ago but I haven't stopped thinking about it)

I don't have to say it, right? "It's literally just a jacket-" sshhh, it's Billy's jacket, the duffers told me