#don’t care if it’s unrealistic

[deathsweetblossoms]

• Book of Night Spoilers •

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The fact that Vince is a creature literally weaned on fear, shame, anger, sadness — every part of the human experience that most of us shove into our subconscious so we don’t have to think about it. The fact his entire conscious experience revolves around murder, carrying the weight of someone else's darkest thoughts and emotions, stealing, torturing people for fun (Apparently?! Via Adeline). The fact that he never had any reason to conceptualize romantic love as something he would have for himself and then he meets Charlie and falls in love 😫

[faifenaco]

More House MD daughter au:

He teaches her to swear at a young age and often uses her as a way to vicariously insult others—plays it off as “kids, amiright?”

Letters home from school begging House to teach her not to rip into the other students’ insecurities so specifically

Cuddy is the default babysitter, but not by choice (cue House coming up with elaborate, incredibly unserious ways to force Cuddy to watch her)

Wilson is Uncle Jimmy.

She doesn’t learn the ducklings’ first names for years, assuming that Chase, Cameron, and Foreman are their first names

They play a game where House lists symptoms and she guesses what the illness is (she almost always just guesses sarcoidosis) (she does not know what sarcoidosis is)

House brings her to work because it “makes him look busy so people leave him alone”

When she does visit PPTH, House has her say “bad idea” after every suggestion the ducklings make, regardless of what they come up with

House teaches her how to forge Wilson’s signature and Wilson never suspects that she’s been stealing his prescription pad (for Vicodin purposes ofc)

Cameron eager to be the favorite but often coming off as the “give me a hug!” aunt

Wilson is Uncle Jimmy.

Chase and Foreman being the actual favorites bc they undermine House’s authority constantly

Picking up Chase’s accent and slang (like when kids watch Bluey or Peppa Pig)

Uncle Jimmy.

[moronkyne]

If I see someone yuck someone else’s unproblematic yum I’m gonna go crazy

Just because someone posts about something that isn’t probable doesn’t mean you have to go out of your way to say something negative about it.

“Oh, I didn’t mean to be negative.” Think about what you said. If someone posts something that isn’t morally wrong, problematic, and/or won’t truly affect you and you still choose to bring you opinion, an opposing opinion, to a space where it was never asked for…it sounds like you’re being pretty negative to me.

But again, that’s just my opinion. It’s not like it’s common sense or whatever. (Ahem sarcasm)

Go ahead. If you say you want to see a character play a game that acquires character customization then say it. If you want an audio that caters towards a specific group of people then say it. It doesn’t matter if it’s not probable, it’s what you want. So wear that shit like a badge, bro.

We’re on a goddamn social media app, stop trying to trash other peoples (unproblematic) takes. Ofc people aren’t gonna always agree with you. If it annoys you then here’s some advice.

Ignore, scroll.

Okay thanks for coming to my Tedtalk.

[sopekooks]

129/638 days of missing yoongi

[falmerbrook]

I mentioned the other day that I’d rather maintain some excitement and optimism for future tes games until there’s actual evidence to make me feel otherwise, but what I would be a 100% doomer pessimist about would be if they ever tried to adapt anything tes related to film or tv. I’ve given so much thought to how I’d love to see it done, and I have so little faith for anyone to do anything cool or interesting with the world, that just about anything they did with it would disappoint me. There’s no way it could (realistically) actually be good in my eyes

[herbofgraceandpeace]

trying to decide which of any of the other books in the chrestomanci series to reread now that I’ve finished The Lives of Christopher Chant. The trouble is I’ve got mixed feelings about ALL of the others? So…………….

[cchickki]

sometimes a truly condescending and judgmental post related to a fandom comes across my dash, and i have to just sit there in like:

[nikholascrow]

listen man i love marauders angst but i am emotionally exhausted from my day to day life so i will continue writing and reading shit that is as far from canon compliant as possible and you can do nothing to stop me

[sunnibits]

at this point I just need to see israel basilica hands climbing into someone’s lap to kiss them so bad I will never be able to rest until I witness it

[gothic-thriller-dawn]

[somecommonbitch]

i would love for a reveal in s3 that hellfire and holy water don’t work anymore on aziraphale and crowley. i don’t want to think about the situations they’d have to get into to prove it, but i think it would be such a beautiful middle finger to god. the things you made to destroy their kinds can no longer hurt them. they spent too much time on earth, living amongst and loving the humans you commanded them to adore. they’ve become like them. you don’t get to have them anymore.

[mariathechosen1]

God, I really dislike those ‘[Expert] reacts to movies about [Expertise]’ videos because they literally never seem to understand how artistic license or filmmaking works?

Every day some corporate youtube channel releases a video entitled ‘Former cheese roller champion reacts to cheese rolling in movies’ and without fail they’ll go “Hm I don’t know, it just seems totally unrealistic to me that there’d be a camera filming this, you know? And this lighting too! Real life lighting looks nowhere that good! 0/10”

[oakwolves]

Gonna be honest “why doesn’t this black character face racism it’s unrealistic” is an insane take to make as a nonblack person

[shalayce]

SCOTLAND FOREVER! <3

[cirr0stratus]

au where satine is alive and well and her and ahsoka become nite owls

[spill-that-anxietea]

So I finally started Peaky Blinders, and boy oh fucking boy is the brainrot settling in