#don't hug me

[inbarfink]

So let’s go through this one-by-one, shall we?

Red Guy

Flat affect in voice, not very expressive 

Or from the perspective of other Red Guy, he is far too expressive and tend to smile at inappropriate situations

Express emotions either ‘too little’ or ‘too much’ in terms of volume, very little in-between

Speaks very bluntly 

Feels physically uncomfortable with bright colors

"Well, this isn't that fun, is it? can't make out where I am in the room like this. What if I'm standing in an embarrassing area?" "I actually don't mind it. Kind of a nice break from all of those... garish colors"

Duck

Loves cataloging and organizing things as a recreational activity

Anthropomorphise inanimate objects (like ACTUALLY inanimate, not teachers)

"You have to jab it hard or it won't respect your choices!"

Has a hard time fitting in in ‘normative’ social groups

Odd sensory sensitivities

"You're supposed to say that the floor is too loud or the window is disrespecting you"

Yellow Guy

Relies on a heavy amount of social mimicry in unfamiliar social situations

"I'm making bits and parts, although sometimes I feel a bit like the bits and parts are, eh, making me."

Tends to understand metaphors and turns of phrases very literally

Which is actually a trait that he displays even in his hyper-intelligent ‘Charged’ mode

"Oh there he is, it's about time." "Yeah, what have you been doing?" "Um, okay, let me see... We were learning about electricity... I completed a crossword puzzle..."

Who is also very sensitive to sounds when two or more people are speaking at once

He also seems to have ‘clumsy’ motor functions in both ‘forms’

In conclusion:

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Store Worker: Would the red guy please come to the front desk? Red Guy, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Duck and Yellow Guy* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Duck and Yellow Guy, simultaneously: We got lost :( Red Guy: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[dhmis-tournament]

ROUND 5

THE FINAL ROUND

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

yellow guy from don't hug me i'm scared is aroace (headcanon)

submitted by @shark-with-16-eyes

[dowdles]

it’s cuffin’ season and all the girls be needin’ a big boy <3

[atlanticbones]

Just watched Predator (1987).

This movie was lowkey ahead of its time tbh.

[sycoraxophone]

there’s nothing weird about dhmis. that’s just what living in the uk is like 

[going-home-ig]

What do they do first if they manage to get there? See the dead horse?

(17/?)

[askthosepuppets]

The Inbox is OPEN!

Text:

Duck: What's this?

Red: It's something called "Tumblr", apparently people use it to chat about "blorbos", whatever that means.

Duck: Sounds dull.

Red: No, it's not.

Yellow: Oooh, colours!

[man-kills-everything]

If Series 2 doesn’t allow Duck to see the Skeleton, I will riot

[kydv404]

Don't Hug Me!

(For sale here)

[inbarfink]

[thecinematicshots]

[dhmis-tournament]

ROUND FOUR

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

duck from don't hug me i'm scared is transgender and gay (headcanon)

submitted by @shark-with-16-eyes

[mushroom-elf]

Red guy and how I imagine he'd write his name!

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