#don't judge pls
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luckyshinyhunter · 8 months ago
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🎄🌈🎁Time to rewatch the gay Santa Claus movie again!🎁🌈🎄
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polentaconleche · 5 months ago
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Hi would it be ok if I request swap au Calypso and Circe hanging out please? They’re so pretty!!😍
There they are haha
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I have more, though those are old ones and shipping them xd, these:
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Don't judge me, ok? :^
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austriannia · 3 months ago
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A cheap roadside diner. Castiel sits stiffly in a booth, his trench coat perfectly unwrinkled, hands folded like an ancient, celestial being waiting for the End of Days. Across from him, Soldier Boy is slouched back, boots on the seat, eating a burger like it’s his last meal. It might be. Hard to tell with him.
Soldier Boy: [talking through a mouthful] You ever eat, Cas? Or are you all… angelic energy and unresolved sexual tension?
Castiel: [deadpan] I don’t require sustenance the way humans do.
Soldier Boy: [grinning] Yeah, yeah, celestial metabolism, divine physique, I get it. But you can eat.
Castiel: [shrugging slightly] Yes.
Soldier Boy: [grabbing a fry, waving it] Then humor me. Just one. Live a little.
Castiel: [tilts head, taking the fry, chewing slowly, contemplating it like it holds the secrets of the universe]
Soldier Boy: [watching, eyes twinkling] Well?
Castiel: [deadpan] It is… an adequate source of carbohydrates and sodium.
Soldier Boy: [laughs, slaps the table] Damn, you’re adorable. I half expected you to analyze it down to its atomic structure.
Castiel: [serious] I could, if that would please you.
Soldier Boy: [grinning] Oh, sweetheart, you please me just by existing.
Castiel: [squints, suspicious] You’re flattering me. What do you want?
Soldier Boy: [mock gasp, clutching chest] Me? Want something? Perish the thought.
Castiel: [flatly] You are the least perishable entity I’ve ever met.
Soldier Boy: [winking] Thanks, babe. So, listen, since you’re all powerful and everything… you ever smite people for fun? Like, just for kicks?
Castiel: [sipping his coffee, unfazed] Smite first, ask questions later is frowned upon.
Soldier Boy: [grinning] See, that’s the problem with angels—too many rules. If I had wings, I’d be out there just zap zap zap!—taking out anyone who looked at me funny.
Castiel: [raising an eyebrow] You lack the self-restraint for divinity.
Soldier Boy: [grinning] And you, angel, are slumming it with me. So, what does that say about you?
Castiel: [long pause, then quietly] That my judgment may be compromised.
Soldier Boy: [laughs, leans closer] Compromised, huh? You’re just one bad decision away from a fall, angel.
Castiel: [tilting his head, considering him, voice low] Or perhaps you are one good decision away from redemption.
Soldier Boy: [staring, then shaking his head with a smirk] Damn. You’re dangerous.
Castiel: [leaning slightly forward, voice serious] I am an angel of the Lord.
Soldier Boy: [grinning, leaning in too] And I am a very bad man.
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cr34ms0d4 · 11 days ago
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Hai gyaru 1x1x1x1
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I might post this on tiktok idk
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limenitesworld · 1 year ago
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✧.* A bouquet ? For me ? God that's pathetic ✧.* (she loved it)
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awretchedcreature · 1 month ago
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Headcanon that Pim is an extreme horror fan, y'know, the kind of horror that become infamous on the Internet? Movies like: August Underground,Hostel,The guinea pig collection, THOSE kinds of movies.
Imagine when it's his turn to do movie night and they're finishing Cannibal Holocaust and Pim turns to Charlie like,"Wow! Wasn't that great Charlie! :D" meanwhile Charlie's sitting there wide eyed, pale as a ghost, gripping his chest like,"Pim what the FUCK "
I just really like "the bright and happy character has this one edgy trait" trope and I will not apologize for that
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yumeyuyumeyume · 2 months ago
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so I drew Yuga Aoyama stimming bc of that gif... don't judge me 😔
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those sparkles around him are like, the happy energy he's getting out ^^
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the gif...
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yourfavvvintj · 4 months ago
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100 is not fast enough
Speeding ticket. I thought
maybe this time I’d crash
I’m sitting on the
red carpet
My legs, folded up
in grass-stained jeans
And now the
red is leaking in
Color theory:
blue and green and red
Makes black and
I’m jealous of my pants
Because I wish
that could be me
But, still,
I think the end is n
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@ravensncrowsx @regardingrowan @inkandteaxx @thefrenchfryturtle2 @yourlocalbadgerscales @salmonsushi13
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a1ty · 10 months ago
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(Warning mpreg ahead lol)
CHAT THIS IS A JOKE I BLAME @britishbiscuits FOR
well they showed me the og version sooooo- :3
anyway have fun, I'm gonna go and rethink my life choices :]
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azaani-art · 10 months ago
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You can really tell what is her favourite part of drawing human ocs
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luckyshinyhunter · 10 months ago
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💜💘What can I say, Himbos are my type!💘💜
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lofan · 1 year ago
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Hear me out. I am still a firm believer (firm delulu more like) that Ten was so heartbroken after Master died in his arms, making him the Last Time Lord for real this time, that, when he was traveling alone after that and started his unhinged "the time lord victorious" era, one day he just said "to hell with all the rules in the universe" and came back to the Sarn (Planet of fire) to save and heal Ainley!Master bc of his guilt and grief.
Like look at that man? He would definitely do smth like that with pain still fresh. Just to see his Koschei once more.
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(And because there's NOT A SINGLE other explanation for how Master could've survived THAT. You can think of a way from Cheetah planet or Castrovalva, but dying in a fire with screams of agony and no backup plan? NO WAY.)
Needless to say, Master understood immediately who he is and was very bitter and angsty that his Fifth version just watched him dying and left. AGAIN.
And the sweet extra bonus is that Doctor remembers how four of his regenerations left this version of Master in a Death Zone when he tried to help not so long ago and how this Master wanted Seventh to kill him on a Cheetah planet, so he felt even more like shit. Now he would have given anything to have him back and willing to work together. Just think about all the angst..... INSANE
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cr34ms0d4 · 1 month ago
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Don't worry frozenfighter fans (cruel king ×noobador) I'll feed yall
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Ts is noobador without teh mask hc design or whatever
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limenitesworld · 11 months ago
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Girlypop Angel :) (that's my first time drawing him pls be kind ahah)
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shadowtwilight2014 · 2 months ago
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Imagine the feeling when a girl is sitting next to you at school, you were assigned a project together, and you can't focus on your work at all. You feel your face getting hot, sweat rolling down your temples and the small of your back, meanwhile she turns her head away occasionally because you stink like hell. You desperately want to move closer, touch your elbows together, feel some form of human skin on skin contact. But you're too shy to even breathe too loud near her. You register a tingling sensation in your crotch, getting wet already, and the classroom gets unbearably stuffy. You try prying the collar of your shirt off of your neck with stone cold, clumsy fingers, but it doesn't make it any better. Your time is up and you haven't written a single letter. You feel embarrassment creeping up your neck, running out and locking yourself in the toilet stall. You don't even dare to pull down the waistband of your pants, just don't want to face it now. That poor girl didn't even know what kind of delusional thoughts ran through your mind in the span of an hour, and that's definitely for the best. You'll just jerk off about it later and try to forget, unsuccessfully. You know your mind hold on to these kinds of memories with unknown strengths...
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