#don't tell my mom

[k1s5m3]

saw someone say their stomach isnt growling cuz its hungry its purring cuz theres a cat and we cant suffocate the cat with food the cat's purring thanking you for not suffocating it--- im living by that and have been for the past week

[brookesophelias]

RENEE USED ICON PHOTOS FROM "DON'T TELL MY MOM IN REGINA'S CLOSET. BABY RENEE IS BABY REGINA AAAA

[mumms-the-word]

Kisses reblog ask: Wrist kisses please!

*soft gasp* these are good kisses

you’re a Gale fan clearly so I shall go with our favorite resident wizard man (I debated on whether to write this as being with Dani or a generic "you" fic but opted for Dani because I had a cute idea)

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Dani sat back in her chair, blowing her long bangs from her face and rolling her wrists absently. She'd spent the better part of a day writing pages and pages of notes and memories. If she was going to beat Volo at writing (and publishing, naturally) an account of their adventures leading up to the defeat of the Netherbrain, she was going to have to work fast.

But her hands and wrists were complaining of the work now. She pursed her lips and rubbed some feeling and relief into her stiff fingers before rolling her wrists again, trying to work out the aches.

"Scholar's cramp again, my love?" Gale asked, walking over to her chair and resting his hands on the back of it.

"Just not used to writing this much, I guess," she said, though in truth the pain in her wrists also came from a lifetime of playing instruments. She rubbed her thumb in circles against one wrist. Gale watched her a moment before moving around to kneel at her side. He offered her his hand.

"May I?" he asked.

She looked at him blankly but turned in her chair, placing one of her hands in his. He held it with both of his, massaging his thumbs slowly up the back of her hand, fingers and thumbs pressing into her skin, massaging the tension away. He turned her hand over, kneading gently into her palm before pressing his thumbs against the center of her inner wrist, massaging outward in little circles a moment before pushing up into the muscles of her forearm.

Dani bit her lip. His techniques were effective. She could feel the aches and the tension in her arms, wrists, and hands melting away. But he was damn near distracting, his hands warm on her skin. He glanced up at her, catching her watching him, and offered her one of his little smirks. Warm, affectionate, meant just for her, but also a little mischievous. That kind of smirk.

"Perhaps a kiss will make them feel better?" he asked.

"What?" The word was blunt on her tongue, her brain struggling to emerge from hazy daydreams his massaging hands had lulled it into. He chuckled.

Instead of asking again, he lifted her wrist to his lips, brushing his lips against the sensitive skin there. Dani's breath audibly hitched as she felt his bottom lip drag against her skin when he moved to kiss a little higher, and she suddenly, desperately, wanted to feel the edge of his teeth there. She curled her free hand into a fist, pressing it into her thigh, trying not to make a sound. The faint touch of his tongue to her wrist made her shiver.

"Ah, it seems I've neglected your other hand," he said, turning his head toward her balled-up fist. He set her first hand, now limp and basically useless, on her knee and took her other hand, turning it over and guiding her to relax and uncurl her fingers. He once more started the massage, giving her a moment to figure out how to breathe normally.

That is, until, he bent his head to press kisses to that wrist, too. This time, only the first kiss was romantic and chaste. The second was an open-mouthed kiss, lips dragging against her skin, tongue tantalizingly tasting her. She squirmed in her chair, torn between wanting to tell him that that was enough and wanting to push him down and straddle him on the floor.

He made the decision for her the moment he turned her arm for a better angle and nipped, ever so gently, the skin of her inner wrist, pinching the pale blue skin between his teeth. She clenched her own teeth together, toes curling, body on fire as he looked up at her, his mouth still latched on her wrist, gazing up at her with deep, rich, burning dark eyes.

"Fuck," she whispered.

"Hmmm?" he hummed against her wrist, sweetly kissing the little bruised mark he had just nipped and sucked into her skin. He blinked slowly at her, relaxed and languid, like tasting her skin was a drug to him.

"You are...so lucky you're not the one in the chair right now," she said breathlessly. "Otherwise I'd be putting these wrists to better use."

He grinned and pressed another lingering kiss just where her wrist met the heel of her hand. Then he stood, keeping her hand held in his.

"Then we ought to find a more comfortable place to sit."

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okay i promise it started out as cute in my head and then it just kinda........devolved.........anyway endings are hard

[byoldervine]

The scariest part of writing a book is the fact that my mum is very much annoyed that I won't tell her what's going on in it

[unrealcorvus]

i think you people are starting to have an influence on me.

i read a fanfic yesterday.

i liked it.

[gramarobin]

[observer-of-the-world]

Renée Rapp writing a song that makes me break down bc of my mom and one bc of my dad, thank you so much

[daisha-mochizuki]

Let's not question what I've done with my life😓

[dec-jay13]

don't tell me mom is so collegecore

[k1s5m3]

i swear we all need to get a netflix account that we can watch to the bone and insatiable on together

a community of mentally ill peoples

instead of bingeing 🥗🍕🍟🍚🍝🍩🍓we can binge📺💻📱

[a-smallthings]

I wait till I'm home

Cry in the shower for two to three hours

till the tears are gone

Then pick up the phone

Now when we speak

I lie and say I slept eight hours

All seven nights of the week

🎧

[suspendingtime]

I finished watching episode 4 of Crashing several hours ago and I'm still shaking.

Only keep reading if you're sat down, it's not really sfw.

The way I immediately ran to make these.

If you've not seen it... Oops, spoilers. But consider this an incentive?

When I recover I may remake v2 of this, but I literally couldn't concentrate so I just panic giffed on my phone.

[steddielovechild]

helluva boss controversy??? but im not apart of it im just high

hi guys i'm high but this is for my helluva boss bitches. i don't think any fans follow me. do u? comment down below to let a biatch know. help that wrhymens!!!!!

OK BUT I DIDNT REALIZE THERE WAS SO MUCH CONTROVERSY. I'M ALSO OBLIVIOUS TO BAD ASPECT IN MEDIA. like i just enjoy so much! it's so hard not to enjoy everything!!!

so. to those of u who consider helluva boss to have misogynistic writing or badly written gay characters pleeeeaseeee explain to me pleeeaseeeee!!!

like they're in hell comedy singing land i thought everyone was kinda silly on purpose... but is there misogyny i'm missing.....are there bad gays im missing.......

IM GAY GUYS. i have noticd VEEERRRYYYYY few lesbians. i'm taign it personally. gpd i afdore lesbians. i am one.

also who wants to ft rn. please.

also MWAH MWAH MWAH *KISSING YOU with consent*

i'm so sleepy i left my phone in my coworkers CAR. im on my laptop. do u guys have a crush on me yet? i know u do. *smug o clock up in here*

OK BUT GUYS IS IT BAD?> THE SHOW??? IS IT BAD??????? like i jsut think it' swwwert. like stolas is anowl crearure whsaaaatttttt......

owl.............

there is a furry????????????????

guys peleleelaassseeeee

who is the creature again?

something horsew???? is that their twitter??????

VivziePop i googled it. @vivziepop HIIIII <3

guys im so cold should i put a shirt on? no cause my boobs look sooooo freakin good rn. guys u dont get it. i have awesome boobs/ @vivziepop petition to give a character pierced nipples just like mine. i'd love to write an episode for u someday. i'm goung to college for writing <3 in nyc. i love nyc. woukld blitzo love nc???

the o is silent btw guys

does he still want it written w the o?

let me knwo in the comments down below!!!!!!!!

[kalpasio]

How Long Does It Take To Date A Werewolf?

500 Seconds to Reach an Agreement

A Werewolf!Kalpas x Hunter!Reader fic, chapter 2 below!

Fire moth only sent you more letters after that night, all of them along the lines of “please help us.” Other towns began writing you too, all in similar situations to the town you’d just saved. Looking for trouble is never good, you grandparents had taught you, but abandoning those who need help is worse. So you set out to each village that wrote you, silver rapier and dagger by your side.

You quickly gained a reputation, and “wolf hunter” became like a second name. Rumors spread that you hunted werewolves for sport, but those who had seen you work knew better. After that first “hunt,” you grew more cautions, aiming your silver weapons to stun and not kill. The chains from your cross were changed to silver, and when possible, you would restrain MANTISes until morning to see if they had truly lost themselves.

Escaped MOTH agents were sent packing. Those that Fire Moth considered “failures” and were left permanently between human and wolf, were given a merciful death rather than being forced to live out a life that had already been taken from them. This carried on for a handful of months before Fire Moth contacted you in person.

After twenty seconds of pleasantries and small talk, you were given three minutes of useless information about the MANTIS project before the agent got to the point. She was short, barely making it to your shoulder, and her pale skin told you she didn’t leave the lab very often. Dark black hair faded into orange almost like a sunset and was tied into a very tight bun.

Despite the sharp, rule-following look the bun gave her, every word out of the girl’s mouth was bubbly and excited, despite the frown you wore through most of her rant. Given how many technical terms she used, and the Fire Moth insignia she bore, you figured it was safe to assume she worked in one of the labs that handled MANTIS research, likely either a mage or alchemist.

“There is a very dangerous MANTIS that has escaped,” she explained, finally getting to the important information.

“You mean werewolf,” you raised an eyebrow.

“Well, it stands for Massively—”

You cut off her bullshit excuse, “Werewolf. If it were a bug, you wouldn’t need my help. I’m not an exterminator.”

“Yes! That’s exactly why we picked you!” The woman in front of you had bounced between nerdy and boring, and excitable and boring for the past two hundred and eighteen seconds, and you were struggling not to roll your eyes. “Other werewolf hunters have popped up since you’ve gained popularity, but they’re all exterminators, you’re not!”

Now you really did roll your eyes, “that’s not what I meant.”

“This particular agent is somewhat stable. He has control outside of his wolf form, he just refuses to return to being fully human.”

“Let the guy do his thing,” you shrugged.

“He was already dangerous before the surgery. Now with his enhanced speed and strength, he’s a serious threat.”

“And you lost him?” you clarified.

“And we lost him,” she confirmed.

“Fucking hell.”

Bringing a hand up to the bridge of your nose, you forced out a long breath. If it was just a werewolf that wanted to live out in the woods and not be forced to do Fire Moth’s dirty work, you’d leave him be. Knowing that he was a threat, however, meant that if you didn’t handle this now, you’d either be called in by another town eventually, or some other hunter would go after him. You may know he can shift back, and let him live, but other hunters wouldn’t.

“He’s very important to the project! It’s imperative that we bring him back alive.”

“You guys have got to invest in better security. Or, you know, stop conducting experiments that either kill the subjects, or make them impossible to control. I shouldn’t have to do your job for you.”

“You will be paid of course—”

“Damn right, I’m getting paid! This shouldn’t be happening. Your werewolves are killing more civilians than they protect.” You stood from your chair, pacing to get out your frustration.

“Each iteration of the surgery gets better—”

“And the people who are dying because you’ve fucked up don’t matter?!” The agent bowed her head in guilt and for once, didn’t seem like she was about to bounce out of her chair. The only sound in the room was the chatter of the town outside the window for a moment before she spoke.

“When would you like to depart?” Her voice was a whisper, all of the energy from before gone, and you felt a little bad for yelling. The words needed to be said, but not all of this was her fault.

“I’ll have him to you in two months,” you spoke softly as well. This was a very dangerous mission, there were way too many ways it could go wrong.

“Returning with the subject is my top priority. I will be traveling with you to ensure his survival.”

“You’ll just get in the way. Let me handle this.” It was harsh, but true. From the four hundred and fifty seconds you had spent with the MOTH in front of you, it had never once seemed like she’d handled any sort of fighting. You’d be surprised if she had gone through any basic training. Besides, just traveling there was dangerous; bandits were common, and Honkai more so.

“I have orders to go with you,” she was surprisingly firm.

“Hard to carry out those orders when you’re dead, isn’t it?” You needed her to see how much danger she was getting into.

“Then I won’t die.”

You scoffed at her bravado but smiled regardless. “Not dying is your job. I have to look out for my own skin.”

“Got it,” she nodded, her bright smile returning.

“Then we leave in four days.”

Kailah, your traveling partner, was just as bad at combat as you had expected. She carried a dagger that you’d only seen her use to gather samples of plant life, and a revolver that you hoped was unloaded. She’d dropped the thing so many times, you wondered if it still worked. The two things she was good for were food, and conversation.

She couldn’t shoot, but she laid traps that brought you plenty of meat when you camped, and she knew exactly which plants were good to eat and how to prepare them. There was ample time to chat while you walked, and at first you had worried she’d just spout science nonsense at you, but she actually stuck to topics of interest to you. Basically, anything else.

You learned that her brother had been one of those lost to the surgery, and she had joined shortly after in the hopes of improving the procedure. When the mission you were on now was announced, she was the only one to volunteer. Kalpas—the werewolf you were tracking—had a record of hurting or killing that was longer than your arm and came from before he’d even received the surgery.

“Proper werewolf—uhh, MANTISes—are actually pretty nice,” Kailah told you. You were a week into your journey, and still hadn’t reached the initial sighting, though you were getting close.

When you shot your companion a questioning look, she continued, “Really! You never see them because they all stay at base, but I’ve met some and they’re great.”

Rolling your eyes, you turned back to the road. “If I wanted a friendly wolf, I’d just get a dog.”

“Yeah, but it’s a talking dog!” Kailah grinned and bounced next to you.

“Really tall people with fur instead of hair are nowhere near as cute as dogs.”

“You’ve just never seen one fully transform,” she nodded sagely and held up a finger to emphasize her point.

“Fully…transform?” That was concerning, what was she talking about?

“Yep! Outside of a full moon, MANTISes can partially transform to grow stronger—that’s the werewolf form you see most often—but they can also turn into a wolf!”

You froze, “What?” Sure you’d never seen a MANITS in werewolf form outside of a full moon, but you didn’t know there was a third stage of transformation.

“Most don’t do it, a big wolf running around base would scare anyone.”

“How big?” You began walking again, Kailah following along.

“They come to about here,” Kailah held her hand in front of her face. Oh good. A solid 130 centimeters if you had to guess. “Super nice though. Nothing beats wolf cuddles!”

“You’ve cuddled with them?” You looked over and saw Kailah shake her head.

“Nah, but I bet it’d be great!”

I'm trying to go through all the weapons in game right now lol so the idea with this character was like luna kindred, having two swords, but in this case a rapier and dagger. The cross is like Oath of Judah with chains (I guess?), but these ones are sliver to bind supernatural creatures

[audiophiliacfan]

[Intro] Daddy just cut your hair today, didn't he? Yeah Do you like it? No, I cried You did cry I cried [Verse 1] Sweetie, will you come home? We're tracking your car Who are you with? What are you on? Pick up the phone When I was young My problems were her problems Now, I don't wanna 'cause trouble at all I don't want the call [Pre-Chorus] Sayin', "We're worried about you, we're worried about you" Don't worry about me, just worry about you [Chorus] So don't tell my mom, I'm fallin' apart She hurts when I hurt, my scars are her scars She'll talk to her friends, impress all of them At least in her mind, hеr daughter is fine Oh, pleasе (Please) don't (Don't) let (Let) her hear I'm dyin' inside 'Cause she's dealt (Dealt) with (With) this (This) for years I got it this time [Verse 2] I wait 'til I'm home Cry in the shower for two to three hours 'Til the tears are gone Then pick up the phone Now when we speak I lie and say I slept for eight hours All seven nights of the week She'll get to sleep [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause I worry about you, I worry about you Don't worry about me, just worry about you

[Chorus] So don't tell my mom, I'm fallin' apart She hurts when I hurt, my scars are her scars She'll talk to her friends, impress all of them At least in her mind, her daughter is fine Oh, please (Please) don't (Don't) let (Let) her hear I'm dyin' inside 'Cause she's dealt (Dealt) with (With) this (This) for years I got it this time [Bridge] What you don't know won't hurt you (Ooh-ooh-ooh) Mama, I'll lie, just for you, no What you don't know won't hurt you, oh (Ooh-ooh-ooh) Mama, I'll lie, just for you [Outro] So don't tell my mom, she's wearin' my heart Her daughter might cry, but she'll be alright

[msvscorner]

For some reason, this song makes my heart break a lot ❤️‍🩹