#dr. pine

[triptychcryptid]

Alright, random ass AU crossover idea, courtesy of @tinfoil-jones. XD DD Stan and Stevie accidentally get kidnapped by the cast and crew of Poppy Avenue/Science Time with Dr. Pine.

This is his first non-malicious kidnapping ever. He ends up in the Dr. Pineverse after his portal tech shorts out, and he ends up in front of the Poppy Avenue studio. Somehow, they end up unconscious, just..LAYING IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. One of the puppeteers comes out, sees "Pan" laying on the ground and start panicking. But also...isn't he supposed to be on vacation for another week? And why's he wearing a red leather jacket with a big "Dinosaur Fight Club" patch on the back?. And...green cargo pants and fingerless gloves? And these kinda funky looking tan and green boots? They've NEVER seen him wear anything like that before.

Well, best get him inside. So they get some help and drag Stan and Stevie inside. They put Stan in "his" dressing room on a couch and deliberate whether they should call 911. Meanwhile, Stevie is put in the puppet storage area.

Stan wakes up sorrounded by people he doesn't know in an unfamiliar room, and his immediate reaction is:

But angrier. XD He's about to go into fight mode upon realizing Stevie isn't with him, when one of the puppeteers goes "Oh, Pan, you're awake! Thank god! Are you okay?"

"...Who the fuck is Pan?"

The puppeteers look at each other "Uh..you are, buddy."

"What the fuck are you talking about-" That's when he notices the Science Time with Dr. Pine posters plastered about the room, and pictures of "himself" with various puppets and crew members.

'Wait...waitwaitwaitwait, holy SHIT! Is this Poppy Avenue?!" He bolts up excitedly. This has been one of his favorite goddamned tv shows for years!

The puppeteers all stare at him "....Yeah, dude. Pan are you okay? Are you sure you don't have a concussion? Maybe we should get you looked at." They start grabbing for him and he waves them off.

"No, I'm fine. I'm not Pan though. I'm Stan Pines. You're gonna think I'm nuts, but I'm from dimension H512'12. I been multiverse hopping for the last 10 or so years. I'm a huge fan of the show though! My friend and I watch every episode! You guys are great!"

The puppeteers become more and more nervous as he tells them about being a Bounty Hunter in the multiverse and how he loves that Dr. Pine is a parody of his "asshole brother." The crew has decided that he DEFINITELY has a concussion at this point.

"Hey, Pan, why don't we get you to a hos-"

Stan remembers about Stevie "Hey, have any of you seen my kid?"

"Kid? What kid?"

"Dinosaur, about yea big-" parts his hands to show them a parrot sized gap "Blue and green iridescent feathers..."

One of the puppeteers thinks for a second "Oh, the animatronic? We put it in the puppet room. That thing was really cool, by the way! Most life-like thing I've ever seen! Did you sneak into Spielberg's house or something?" The guy jokes, insinuating that Stevie's a prop from Jurassic Park. XD

Meanwhile, Stevie's been having an hours long, one-sided conversation with Tina the T-Rex in the puppet room and has taken Tina's silence as a sign that she's a really good listener and is RIVETED by Stevie's tales of dropping people off buildings, eating 3 dozen boxes of donuts in one go and having the "sky zoomies" and the one time she tore a guy into pieces for trying to kill her dad, and saved bits of him to snack on for later.

By the time Stan comes to get her, she's telling him all about her new best friend, Tina and how they're going to hang out next week.

"Hon...that's a puppet." Stan tells her as she sits on his shoulder. She excitedly chitters back in denial. The puppeteers watch on in bemusement as their friend who CLEARLY needs medical attention, is now talking to an animatronic dinosaur. Then they look on jn shock as he shoots a gun and steps through a floating circle of green, swirling...SOMETHING and disappears.

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face I'm sorry, this was just the funniest goddamn thing to me. XD. I had to do it. Also, I tried to do some fact checking on the AU, but like I can't search anything Dr. Pine related on your search box? It may be as broken as your inbox. XD

@localcanadiancreature62

@babyblankyerror

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[beanthebugboi]

Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart

So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)

I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy. Image description under the cut.

Inspiration:

ID courtesy of @hatreds-og-imagedescriptions (thank you!!)

[ID: a chart going from 10 to 1, with explanations of the ratings on the left and images of characters with queer flags and descriptions of said characters on the right.

10: "Explicit canon. Clearly stated in the original media." Trans Barney from Dead end Paranormal Park. "Barney says "I'm transgender"".

9: "Implicit canon. Never explicitly stated, but 100% canon in the original media". Nonbinary Raine from The Owl House. "Raine never says "I'm nonbinary," but uses they/them and is never referred to as a man/woman (also, confirmed by Dana)".

8: "Creator confirmation. Never stated in the original media, but confirmed canon by the media's creator". Aroace Lilith from The Owl House. "While never mentioned/implied in TOH, Dana has confirmed that Lilith is aroace".

7: "Heavily implied. Never confirmed, but likely true (either by canon evidence or creator implication)". Genderfluid Nimona from Nimona. ""Aaand now you're a boy" "I am today" (anyway, the whole movie has trans/GNC themes)".

6: "Possibly implied. Hinted at in the original media, but could be explained as something else". Trans Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. "Doof COULD be transmasc, or the whole "raised as a girl" thing could just be for the bit".

5: "Fanon. Never confirmed, but generally accepted by the fandom". Aromantic Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. "While only confirmed to be ace, most of the fandom also sees Alastor as aromantic".

4: "HC with evidence. Headcanons supported by a dedicated fan's detective work". Bisexual Mabel from Gravity Falls. "People have noticed bi flag stickers hidden on Mabel's scrapbooks".

3: "Canon neutrality. Could be true, could be false, but overall makes sense and doesn't contradict the original media". Genderqueer Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch. "Maybe Pleakley is genderqueer, maybe he just wanted to crossdress for the mission, who knows? That's why it's a headcanon."

2: "I made it the fuck up. Based on vibes, has absolutely nothing to do with canon". Bisexual Megamind from Megamind. "No evidence, no explanation, he just has Disaster Bi™ vibes".

1: "Um? No? But go off. Directly contradicts canon (but who cares, that's why it's fun)". Trans Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls. "Even though flashback scenes prove Stan is AMAB, some people HC him as transmasc." End of ID.]

[bucketinyourwalls]

[noodles-and-tea]

Icons, truly

[maruchanart]

Do we fw a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde AU

[anarchysammichh]

I don't know how, when or why Stanley would bring the Dr Pine puppet to the pool but I couldn't just not draw this once the idea came to me

I'm sorry but Ford SHAKING with the same amount of rage as Stanley in this scene is so fucking ridiculous to me I couldnt resist

[paintedcrows]

Evening in the Lab

[harmonysanreads]

Thinking about hand-kisses, actually.

Aventurine would like to believe he's flighty enough to not make it obvious, which he is to an interesting degree — that the pulse at the juncture of your wrist soothes his soul. To him, nothing else is more intimate. For, through this, he cherishes the very symbol of your existence. By acknowledging that rhythm, he's blessed.

Sunday's lips always linger when he kisses your hand. His fingers flex in uncertainty, strength waning and waxing before the struggle — to grasp or, to cherish? To hold, or constrict? Alas, the anticipation of decorum always leaves these questions to perpetual vacillation.

Dr Ratio inclines to kiss the crater of your palm, burrowing as deep as the lines would allow. He huffs as if its an inconvenience — perhaps, bearing the weight of such adoration is an inconvenience, even for a brilliant scholar. You wouldn't know though, that his apparent fixation with your palm is but an excuse to hide the blood that rushes to his cheeks whenever he concedes before your altar.

Mr Reca always makes a show out of it. A kiss to your pinky, another barely touching the tip of your fingernail, a teasing whisper over your knuckles. Close, but never enough. Just when you're drunk and sunk in his ploys, will he strike.

Mydei leans towards your hand just the same, but the expected kiss is always replaced with a nip, or a bite to your wrist or finger. The dumbfounded blinks, flustered fluttering of your lashes and indignant protests are far too delightful to not exploit.

Phainon, ever so graceful, is a mess in the palms of your hands. His lips cannot settle for one spot, he must kiss every fingertip, every knuckle, every phantom of a vein and every crease that marks your being. It's a waste holding back, his salvation is in embracing the fall.

Anaxa who bows before none, always kneels first before kissing your hand. It does not matter when or where, he will always lower himself to one knee and peer up at your radiance. His prayers are never verbal, but his gaze is parched enough to appeal to your heart and grant him his solace every time. But, would you still remain so merciful, if you knew the unrelenting pace of his greed?

[cherrysoos-scribbles]

the precursor to the puppet jail incident from @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror's "science time w dr. pine au"

inspired by that one bts pic of mr. hirsch puppeteering a big ass stan puppet

[pinemessesup]

Name: ??? Pine (“Dr. Pine”)

Gender: Nonbinary They/Them

Info:

-A Pokémon scientist working on researching Pokemon egg groups

-Can be quite sassy and/or rude

Pokemon:

-Big Boy the Wailord

-Princess the Delcatty

[triptychcryptid]

https://www.tumblr.com/triptychcryptid/784540341150842880/psst-dr-pines-and-dd-stan-meeting-how-would

What if it was Dr. PINE, from Science Time with Dr. Pine (the puppet)

Muahahaha, ohohoho yes. 😈

So..I'm going to go ahead and say there was some sort of magic or sci-fi nonsense at play here, which made Dr. Pine sentient. And possibly evil. Perhaps after this event:

https://www.tumblr.com/triptychcryptid/784666488709709824/alright-random-ass-au-crossover-idea-courtesy-of?source=share

The implications of Dr. Pine becoming sentient and the Ford of this universe's reactions are just...🤣🤣

Anyway, I imagine it would go similarly to that one episode of Angel where he gets turned into a puppet and he and Spike fight in an elevator.

https://youtu.be/XpbagkZuJsw?si=TSW_U5E-n7uSl3Jd

EXCEPT Stan would just be SO. FUCKING. EXCITED. And he would never let a puppet beat him up, despite what @tinfoil-jones might say. XD WHY does Dr. Pine want DD Stan specifically? Maybe his asshole brother's feud with the Hand Witch got out of hand, he cast a culty spell, and it traversed the multiverse and made a sentient puppet who now has a (scientific!) Lust for Stan blood. Who'm I to say? I'm just the narrator.

Stan would be laughing the ENTIRE time Dr. Pine was trying to take him. This thing isn't even Angel strong, it's just..puppet strong. So Dr. Pine is trying to move Stan, and all he can do is like...pull on his pant leg. It's like being kidnapped by a toddler.

So the fact that he ends up VERY loosely tied up backstage is because he LET himself get taken because he's such a huge Dr. Pine fan. And the whole time, he's going "This is the coolest thing to ever happen to me!"

Meanwhile, Dr. Pine is spouting nefarious scientific facts at him, like how bodies decompose, what specific chemicals do to specific parts of the body. How much candy puts people in diabetic comas, etc.

And Stan's just like "I know you're trying to be scary, but .... PUPPET! It's like being threatened by Kermit! 🤣🤣"

@localcanadiancreature62

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face

[cutebatart]

I love this au so much solely because of how Ford treats Dr. Pines as this separate entity from Stan. It's enrichment for him

[ravmycupine]

Poppy Avenue's special guest [and also an unlikely reunion]

[kiyyunkaiwan]

Okay, it seems when we do a Tumblr sexyman tournament, the winner takes the power of the rest and, in turn, sends it to our world where someone ends up dying.

Said person who died, seems to be judged neither by morality, but by status, with the recipients being a queen and a pope. We’re 2 for 2, not a lot, but the pattern is there.

I think we can weaponize this. Let’s make more sexyman polls at an increased rate and hope that this probable Death Note hits our more problematic people like our president and the tech idiot.

We'll eventually hit them if we throw enough shots at their direction, so let’s see the hell we can raise with our Blorbos.

[babyblankyerror]

MORE!! @aroace-get-out-of-my-face