#driving pun

[shitistolefromyoutube]

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[ddeck]

cody in something other than armor

[tmmyhug]

instead of making fun of ipad kids for being the way their parents made them we should make fun of ipad cars (no buttons) (only touchscreen)

[ineffableteeth]

Neil said Crowley and Aziraphale like holding hands

I wonder if Crowley had ever grabbed Aziraphales hand in the Bentley while driving, or just reached over while stopped (Getting stopped by a red light is worth it if you get to hold the hand of an angel)

[gonkaccino]

HAVING A NORMAL ONE OUT HERE IN THE OLYMPIC EXCLUSION ZONE

[avasem]

Two goldfishes in a tank, one turns to the other.

“ you know how to drive this thing?”

[quinloki]

good gods there's almost 1500 of you.

Y'all pretty thirsty, eh?

[waugh-bao]

Do you think in the "Out of Tears" video the cameras just happened to be rolling when Charlie went in the telephone booth to call Shirley and ask her to come pick him up from this bloody music video set and then captured his disappointment when he realized it was just a prop? I do.

[catgirl-kaiju]

[baccan0pe]

hi I work at a shelter and my friends named cats after sona characters for my birthday

that's all 👍

[the-punforgiven]

God do y'all ever get a sudden pang of nostalgia for a meme you liked somewhat as a kid and are hit with "What the fuck do you mean 2008 was 16 years ago"

[ghostlyg0ssip]

skelita music video soon!

[slutdge]

tumblrs probably gonna flag this but one time i was at this art gallery and extremely medicated and hooted like a fucking owl when i walked into the next room and saw this floor-to-ceiling painting of balls and bussy. if you know who the artist is pls let me know i cant remember.

[mama-qwerty]

Made the mistake of telling my husband about my latest story, in which Callie faces off with Mammoth Mogul to rescue Knux from the arenas.

I've been 'treated' to endless elephant puns since then.

Mammoth Mogul: *stupid elephant pun after stupid elephant pun*

Callie: *searching through her bag for the most lethal weapon Tails gave her*

[neonfigs]

he’s winking but you can’t tell :(

a gift for @dazai !! i promised her a kaeya for her birthday and that was back in april :^)