#duckyboos

[jennyanima]

Count Duckula

My beautiful beloved Duckyboos in a humanized style ♥️

[wayward-sherlock]

im watching scream and now all i wanna do is reread number 1 crush by duckyboos

[orpheustiel]

Hi) happy new year! I have a weird question, i saw your tags on a post about au fanfics and you mentioned one where Cas is a serial killer and kills Dean's friends. Do you happen to remember title/author? It sounds really interesting, but i can't find it by just using filters.

yessss! it's called number 1 crush, by duckyboos! it's such a good written story, immersive and fun (well, as fun as It can get with this linda of story)

[profoundbondfanfic]

Interview with the Vampire's Wife

Interview with the Vampire's Wife by duckyboos (@duckyboos-blog) Rating: Teen and up Word count: 6k

A vampire’s wife walks into a private detective’s office. Sounds like a joke, right? Dean wishes it was.

As a private investigator, Dean has spent a lot of his time following men and women who are cheating on their spouses. So when a woman comes knocking at his door, Dean's sure it's just another one of his usual cases. Until Daphne Allen tells him she's married to a vampire. Now, this feels more like a prank. Except it isn't.

This short noir story is deliciously hilarious and somehow ends as a meet-cute. Or ugly, depending on who you're asking. Duckyboos' Dean is, as always, an excellent narrator, with plenty of puns and pop culture references to make your head spin. Castiel is charming and alluring, yet suitably intimidating for a vampire. It's a story you don't want to miss.

[pussypopstiel]

Im not sure how the timelines add up but cas being able to smell a dead mans bladder infection + Hannibal smelling wills encephalitis must’ve done something to the supernatural Hannibal girls.

[achillestiel]

Now slightly obsessed with mob boss!Cas fics (I blame the wonderful @magickastiel ) and I need fic recs

[destieltaggedfic]

so i might have become obsessed with the movie twisters and i'm dying for some storm chaser destiel fic, if you know of any good ones? i couldn't find many, but even if they aren't storm chasers and just tornadoes/thunderstorms/bad weather is featured, i'll take it! i'm desperate! i'm not against the bare minimum of reading about them huddling for warmth in the rain at this point lol! anyways i love your blog and everything you do, you're awesome 💙💚

interesting, I think one of these is actuallly an adaptation of Twister, but its been years since I saw that movie so I might be wrong.

Significant Severe – Tossukka   Ao3

AU.  TV meteorologist Castiel is disdainful of storm chasers, seeing them as thrill-seekers.  When you-tuber Dean hears this he invites Castiel to come out with his team and see first hand the important work they do.

Word Count: 22k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

i said i'd give my life for just one kiss – Duckyboos   Ao3

AU.  Dean uses unsigned divorce papers to lure his ex out to see the built version of a machine for scanning tornadoes that they had theorised together.

Word Count: 2k                                 No Sex

Chasing Your Heart – deancaskiss   Ao3

AU.  Despite only having minutes until a tornado forms, Dean stops to help the guy broken down on the side of the road.  He coaxes Cas into his car as it’s the safest place to be as they chase the storm.

Word Count: 5k                                 No Sex

Into the Whale's Mouth – jordinawrites   Ao3

AU.  Needing something to write his final thesis on, Cas asks if he can write about Dean’s storm chasing hobby.  He’s going to learn that not only does Dean have an interest in weather but also him.

Word Count: 21k                              No Sex

Chasing Storms – CastielsHeart   Ao3

AU.  Rival storm chasers Dean and Cas had a one night stand last year and have been ignoring each other since.  Until Cas’ car breaks down and Dean finds him.

Word Count: 4k                                 Graphic Sexual Acts

[faithdeans]

fic recs let's gooo

these some of my personal favourite long-form/multi-chap fics

***please mind the tags! the horror fics are kinda fucked up and i know that isn't for everyone so just make sure you know what you're about to read ps i might make a separate list for other horror fics?***

under the cut because there are so many sorry and i added comments because i can't shut up apparently.

so, in alphabetical order....

The Cheapest Room In The House by biggaybenny [E | 89k]

what if instead of a very sincere and earnest love confession dean just found out cas was gay? no confession, no god-jack endgame. just post-s15 stupidity. just dean being deranged. the dean downloads grindr for cas fic

you know it, you love it. thee chaotic boy besties fic with parts that will also rip you open

Fenario by ftmsteverogers (@/sodomitecastiel) [E | 47k]

“We did good, Dean,” Sam says. “We got him back.” Dean huffs a hollow laugh, because yeah, that’s always what it’s about, isn’t it? Cas or Sam or Dean getting themselves lost or dead, and then taking turns dragging each other back from the brink. He shrugs, shoving his hands into his pockets. “We got him back, yeah,” he says. Sam nods, watching him. “So now what?”

once again you know it and you love it. THEE lake house fix it fic. also love that they are jewish and you can tell how much of the author's heart clearly went into this. one of those fics where it will ususpectingly knock you to your knees with a single sentence

Linden by fleeceframe (@/tasteslikevelvet) [E | 67k]

Castiel’s heart stumbles before he can stop it, before he can think about how pathetic that is. To think that every interaction the Swans have proceeds them, that everyone is just waiting to get a glimpse of one of them to fuel their gossip circles for the next three days. Even the invisible shy flutter in his stomach at the thought of the Swans (not the Swans, just one of them, just one single man, but is that any better?) makes Castiel feel like he’s participating in the blatant objectification that he’s uncomfortable just witnessing. The Swans are only people. This is something that Castiel holds onto. Just people who happen to have a generational curse in their bloodline. And when he interacts with Sam Winchester or Eileen Leahy at his stall, it’s easy. He says hello, they say hello back. The Swans are just people. And yet, Dean Winchester remains unfathomable.

ohhhh this fic feels like springtime and sunlight through the trees and everything that is good. i devoured this fic, it is so sweet and captivating and wonderfully poetic. a comfort read fr

The Lord of The Lake by rhinestoneangels (almondrose) (@pinknatural) [T | 29k]

The lakehouse is haunted.

this fic is so special to me. there's emma. there's a cat. they're a FAMILY. there's ACE DEAN!?? it's thee ace!dean fic for me and steph did such a wonderful job exploring that

Muder Ballads (Red Right Hand) by Duckyboos [E | 85k+]

It all starts with the mysterious note left on Dean’s chair. It all ends with Dean coming to terms not only with what he’s capable of, but how much that knowledge doesn’t bother him.

hehe this is one of the ones you need to make sure you're comfortable with before you read it... it's yeah.. it's real dark. the storytelling is so compelling and i could NOT put this down. sometimes you gotta read something kinda fucked up. especially when it is so well written. also if you do like this then i recommend everything duckyboos has written hehe

Put Up Your Dukes by saltyfeathers [E | 38k]

Dean can't sleep. Cas offers to tire him out.

i mean *i* have always considered this a classic. honestly it's so fun and funny and just ugh i just love it, so read it pls

Revelation 13 by fullvoid [E | 44k]

It’s Dean’s day off, and he’d like to spend it how he always does—by kicking his feet up with a cold one and watching soap operas—not by discovering an enormous, creepy hole in his bathroom wall that definitely wasn’t there when he went to bed last night. But it’s no big deal. He can just patch it up and still devote plenty of time to Dr. Sexy afterward. There is only one problem. He can’t leave his apartment, and there’s a message on his front door written in…is that blood? And why is it signed by someone named “Cas”? Things can only get better from here, right?

hehe i know nothing about silent hill but i DO know that this is an amazing horror fic!! read it in one sitting and would do it again!

Russian to the Altar by MalMuses [E | 144k]

“I need you to marry Castiel.” They weren’t the words Dean expected to hear from his business partner’s mouth before their bakery-slash-chocolate shop opened for the day. He’d been quite happy being single—and who the fuck was Castiel, anyway? It turned out that Castiel was a Russian erotic novelist in need of a ticket to America, and Dean… well, Dean was a last resort.

i LOVE a romcom fic and this one is soooo fantastic (it's a classic, right?) it has bdsm. it has destiel being idiots in love. it's also incredibly sweet. what more could you want?

Seek to Know You Better by ahurston [E | 33k]

Dean and Cas, a long stretch of highway, and 36 questions empirically designed to make two people fall in love. As if they weren't already.

CANONVERSE ROMCOM? YEAH.

The Shawnee Trail by emmbrancsxx0 (@/valleydean) [E | 166k]

In 1887, Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak lead a peaceful life in Lawrence, Kansas. Dean and Sam are stagecoach messengers for Wells, Fargo and Castiel is the town doctor. When Castiel's patient, Kelly Kline, knocks on their door one night about to give birth, she asks for the Winchesters and Castiel's help in protecting her son against one of the west's most notorious outlaws. To fulfill that promise, the men set out on a journey full of shootouts, trouble with the law, gambling, and an important discovery: Dean and Castiel really need to define the nature of their relationship.

WESTERN AU. also to quote myself: "fics that make you pace around your room at midnight while sobbing". also once again i can't believe this isn't a piece of classic literature it's just that damn good.

So Says The Sword by komodobits [E | 85k]

The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’ Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.

we all agree this is canon, right? a classic. it completely shook me up the first time i read it, and honestly it change my perspective of the entire show, for the better of course.

Vagabonds by chevrolangels [E | 89k]

Dean is a sheriff in a tiny town in Colorado, restless and unsatisfied with his life. It's not like what he's read about in the dime novels since he was little, capturing dangerous outlaws and being the last word of the law. More like tossing the town drunk in a cell to sober up when they get a little too rowdy. But Dean's chance comes when a thief rolls through their town. He pursues the thief, which puts him right into the path of Emmanuel, a notorious outlaw. When he is captured by the outlaw and his gang to be held for ransom, Dean starts off on a journey he could have never envisioned, and learns that perhaps there's more to Emmanuel than meets the eye.

another western au!! this list would not be complete without this fic. one of my very faves. it's my ultimate comfort fic. i get so sad whenever i finish it because i never want it to end. i can't praise it enough i don't have the words

What Baking Can Do by cowlovely (@dollhousemary) [T | 63k]

She lets out a low whistle. “Damn,” she says, not even bothering to look up as Dean comes to sit on the counter beside her. “You guys did well yesterday, huh?” Dean shrugs. “I guess. Wednesdays get a lot of foot traffic. Dunno why.” Jo gives him a sidelong look. “It’s because on Wednesdays, we have your ‘Strawberry Heaven Pie’ or whatever the hell you call it.” “Strawberry Chocolate Oasis Pie,” he corrects. “And there’s absolutely no way to prove that. People probably just like to get some sorta treat in the middle of the week or whatever.” “I absolutely can prove that, when was the last time any of that pie was left at the end of the day—hell, at the end of the morning shift?” “Okay, that’s definitely an exaggeration,” he retorts. “It’s never sold out before lunch.” “Can you stop being a bitch and accept that people like your pie?”

i have no idea what waitress is and it literally doesn't matter because ivy makes this its whole own world... if you want something insanely sweet, with amazing character depth and that feels like a warm hug, look no further. this is one of my comfort fics and i have read it multiple times and will read it again!!!!!

Who Ya Gonna Call? by saintedcastiel (@saintedcastiel) [M | 49k]

Finally free from Chuck's machinations, Dean flees the bunker to make a home for himself away from the hunting world. He settles into his new life but can't quite shake the feeling that he's not alone. There's a ghost haunting him, tied to the last thing on Earth that Castiel touched. As the spirit gets angrier and more dangerous to the people around him, will Dean be able to bring himself to let him go?

if you're reading this the day i post this you might have seen me losing my mind on the dash. read it one sitting because it pulled me in instantly and would not let me go. so beautifully written and it's... it's the ending we deserved. i think this needs to be the next fandom classic i am Not joking. one of the few fics that made me sob my eyes out i don't even know what to say anymore just read it please trust me it's WONDERFUL.

[autisticandroids]

random question - do you have any fic recs for serial killer/stalker/etc dean/cas? or something fucky in similar ways to that? always enjoy your taste!

so i have a few, and i'll list those, but i would also love some clarification as to what exactly you're looking for. i will add links to fics later.

so obviously with understanding by apokteino is kind of the gold standard for this. but you've probably heard of it and most likely read it. you could also check out when all is lost / when the road is as dark as my fears, also by apokteino, for a pretty bad time. [links to mirrors of both fics in this post i wrote, which also has thoughts]

i also greatly enjoy "law enforcement pursuing the winchesters" type fics, (where we see a pov of the canonical winchesters that assumes they are serial killers, even if it isn't exactly right) of which my favorite is the "minimal loss" series by eden22. it's a criminal minds crossover but i've never watched criminal minds so they're just ocs to me, and the fic works fine that way. i have other recs in this genre if you're interested but that one is the best imo.

however, you're probably looking for a more traditional "serial killer au" type fanfiction. i'm kinda picky and easily annoyed, particularly by the classic tropes of the serial killer au, so i can't really give you unconditional recs as such.

so first of all there is this post by moi. that kind of outlines my ideal "serial killer au."

then i have some more questionable ones. i enjoyed number 1 crush by duckyboos, but the serial killer stuff in it was pretty much just "fine" for me, it was like a slasher flick with people who had the same names as spn characters. but the backstory element, which i'm not going to spoil, is like way more understated and therefore way more compelling to me. like it feels like a fucked up little psychological thriller in the best way. the backstory elements really make the fic. but also the fic buys into the concept of a "psychopath" way too hard and like breaks suspension of disbelief for me.

and then there's the angelface verse by anticipating boxes. i can't in good conscience recommend this as a "good" "fic" as such, but i did think about it for eleven years. the premise is tantalizing, but i would actually say that the destiel element is the weakest link. i only ever read the first two, but the most compelling elements to me were always 1) the hints we get at what's going on with the brothers. this isn't full au it's canon a little to the left, or even maybe divergent. and 2) i actually really liked the samruby one i found that it worked a lot better for me than the destiel one. ruby's brainwashing was like more verisimilitudinous than cas', while still being rather goofy in kind of a charming way.

anyway. that's some recs.

[casboobs]

set my blood on fire i'll spill more

inspired by the fic between love and agony by duckyboos

[wayward-sherlock]

why oh why were there only little circles in the 1, 4, 5, 6, and 8 in the plinko in the rainbow room? why was el trying to get it into the 3? why did it keep going in the 5?

[pingnova]

A server bit. Fic keys under the cut:

ATYLK: And This, Your Living Kiss by opal_bullets https://archiveofourown.org/works/18083927/chapters/42744872

DTA: Down to Agincourt (series) by seperis https://archiveofourown.org/series/110651 

SSTS: So Says the Sword by komodobits https://archiveofourown.org/works/12597892/chapters/28695592 

S&S: Satin and Sawdust by Ltlflrt https://archiveofourown.org/works/5622646/chapters/12950968 

SWMS: Stay With Me, Sweetheart by MandalaRose https://archiveofourown.org/works/20554178/chapters/48790868 

DWBS: Dean Winchester Beat Sheet by saltyfeathers https://archiveofourown.org/works/19258594/chapters/45800209 

T&S: Twist and Shout by gabriel, standbyme https://archiveofourown.org/works/537876/chapters/955188 

POMH: Prince of My Heart by allmystars https://archiveofourown.org/works/20984627/chapters/49900583 

ATOTE: a turn of the earth by microcomets https://archiveofourown.org/works/5138552/chapters/11825306 

OOTD: Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone https://archiveofourown.org/works/548878/chapters/977676 

TBAH: To Build a Home by intothesilentland https://archiveofourown.org/works/8411608/chapters/19274926 

91W: Ninety One Whiskey by komodobits https://archiveofourown.org/works/2362190/chapters/5214500 

OSE: Oddly Shaped Empty by jemariel https://archiveofourown.org/works/14711096/chapters/33997874 

TGYS: The Graveyard Shift by PurgatoryJar, riseofthefallenone https://archiveofourown.org/works/7973470/chapters/18239059 

NPOTP: Not Part of the Plan (series) by Annie D (scaramouche) https://archiveofourown.org/series/56211 

YCKHO: You Can Keep Holding On by NorthenSparrow https://archiveofourown.org/works/7233709/chapters/16421134 

TGFE: The Girlfriend Experience by rageprufrock https://archiveofourown.org/works/91894 

BBHMM: Bitch Better Have My Money (series) by Duckyboos https://archiveofourown.org/series/1690696 

R&RQB: Rock ‘n’ Roll Queer Bar (series) by ChasingRabbits https://archiveofourown.org/series/68354 

4LWFI: Four Letter Word for Intercourse by bendingsignpost https://archiveofourown.org/works/16086839/chapters/37568591 

RR: Redemption Road (series) by spnredemption (multiple authors) https://archiveofourown.org/series/21665 

AROOO: A Room Of One’s Own by NorthernSparrow https://archiveofourown.org/works/1417834/chapters/2978790 

KTB: Kiss the Baker by Ltlflrt https://archiveofourown.org/series/244045 

OBPL: Our Bodies, Possessed By Light by obstinatrix https://archiveofourown.org/works/260289 

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: How Dean Winchester - mechanic, shitty cook, single father - became the power behind the throne in one of the biggest crime syndicates in the Midwest.

Author: @duckyboos-blog

Note from submitter: Want a sexy Mafia fic? Want one where Dean is the hapless one dragged into the world? Want some weirdly heartfelt moments? Want pie? Check, check, check, and check.  It's an incredible series and I can't recommend it enough.

[achillestiel]

I LOVE your writing. Do you have any other favorite fic writers?

Ahh thank you! I have so many!

@chaoticdean (stream Patient Love. Stream Vital Signs. Stream Glory Hallelujah) @emeraldcas (Muppet au my beloved) @jactingjoices (everything Sana writes is gold) @pointyearedelvishprincling @valleydean @winjennster (Painted Angels my whole world) @duckyboos-blog (The Bitch Better Have My Money series is a not so guilty pleasure) @magickastiel @faithdeans @soupernatural (THEE MARY SCHOLAR) @hauntedpearl (Doe my love) @hornystiel @naughtystiel @starcrosseddeancas @outdean (Right Where You Left Me and Peace Came Upon Me rewired my goddamn brain) @one-more-offbeat-anthem (everything Emmy writes is amazing) @malmuses (I've read Russian To The Alter a shocking amount of times) @casblackfeathers

I have even more but my brain is blank and it's been a long ass day.

[creator-indy]

Dave would call buck his little duckyboos I just know it

[destieltaggedfic]

Do you have any reccs for Godstiel x demon Dean?

There aren't a lot that I've found

kneeling before god – naughtystiel   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  Godstiel has a plan to induce obedience in an demonic version of The Righteous Man.

Word Count: 6k                                 PWP

The Hell Knight and the Blackbird: A love story Series – SonicGavel   Ao3

Set S10.  The only human attachment demon Dean retained is his love for Cas, so one night he evades Crowley and goes to find his angel.  When he realises how bad Cas has got he goes on to track Metatron down to retrieve Cas’ grace.

Word Count: 7k                                 Graphic Sexual Acts

counterfeit gods – Duckyboos   Ao3

Set S6 AU.  In retaliation for Cas betraying Crowley with the souls, he had turned Dean into a demon.  But Dean quickly grew bored with the king of hell so went to find the new god.

Word Count: 2k                                 No Sex

Closer – TeamAbaddon   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  To impress his demon love, Castiel had laid waste to heaven and become God.  Dean is delighted and in turn would do anything for Cas.

Word Count: 1k                                 PWP