"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"
"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"
"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"
"uuuuuh hold on"
*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*
"miles what do I do."
"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."
*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*
"uhh yes please the meal would be great"
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Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with this clothes ironed and a sandwich.
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make me stop rambling and overthinking by shoving your fingers in my mouth and let me get hazy thinking only about pleasing you you you
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Tim: You know I had a nice big speech in my head. All "Hey Cass I know you're probably wondering why I broke up with Stephanie and I've been going through some life changes and now I realise I'm bisexual." I even had some PowerPoint slides ready.
Tim: And instead I walk in to find my sister and my ex girlfriend nose to nose staring into each other's eyes with disgusting levels of yearning. How long have I been the third wheel? When did I fail to notice the shift? Are you actually together or do you just stare at each other and fantasise about what kissing someone of the same gender would taste like?
Steph:... I'm not going to dignify any of that with a response but I will gladly take those bisexual PowerPoint slides off your hands. Because knowing you there are resource links attached and I'm going to need them if I'm ever going to find out what Cass tastes like.
Barbara, sitting across from them in the Clocktower : Once again I must ask why this is your chosen room to discuss how my protege tastes. I get wanting to talk about this away from Bruce but there is an entire city out there to choose from.
Steph: True but this is the one place I know for sure Bruce's bugs won't work. Because if he hears the slightest mention of potential tasting of his daughters juices-
Barbara: Stop. I will pay you right now to never say those words again.
Tim: If it helps I also regret starting this conversation. I think I regretted it the second I had to think about what Cass and Steph kissing would actually look like.
Barbara: That does not help at all. Thank you.
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