#dumbass post

[beepboopappreciation]

I saw this screenshot and had an idea

[nikogane]

draw this as klance

you were always playing roblox

[bearzclub]

she loves when i (extended noises of brutal pipe murder) on her (extended noises of brutal pipe murder)

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Every time Jas says "you smell like grass," my hands start to shake and I try not to think about the fact that she can smell the Marijuana through fourteen layers of slime, blood and bug entrails.

I sincerely hope she doesn't tell anyone to check out the greenhouse because I don't think "I had to do a quest for that tall smurf Mr Qi" will pass in court.

[bipdf]

"it'll pass" bf 🤝🏼 "it is what it is" gf

[djblenders]

LOOK AT THIS GACHA PULL

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LUL

[ninjafuuzz]

gus v. patrick

[synapple]

i hope this email ruins you for any other man.

[sweatshirt-ninja]

Morro about any of his sons:

[unlicensed-un-proffesional]

I really wish I was the kind of person who could say “The universe really does give its prettiest girls the shittiest battles 😔” but I don’t even have the confidence to say I’m a girl, let alone a pretty one, I just have the shittiest battles.

[idrank10gofcaff]

Woajahauahhhh is that crack cociane I smell on you buddy?!?

[ironinkpen]

i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

[dickandballsdotgov]

I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

God, I fucking love wheat.

It's just so delicious and versatile. It was so good we made towns and cities so that we could stay in one spot with our silly little brown grain.

We turned it into flour, and made fucking BREAD. THE WORLD'S BEST FOOD, HANDS DOWN.

It don't matter if it's wholegrain, white, as a croissant, as a stick (those goddam frenchmen...) IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. I MEAN, HAVE YOU TRIED THIS SHIT?

And it makes MORE. NOODLES, BISCUITS, CAKES, CEREALS AND SO MUCH ELSE. I swear to the sun and the stars that we'd be living in caves and eating berries and meat in clothing made out of the hides of animals if not for wheat.

I can't get enough of the shit.

That is why, before I die, I want to sin so hard that god himself asks me why I lived the way I did and I will look him in the eyes and and tell him "because you made me fucking gluten intolerant."

[saewokhrisz]

the kiss

happy 11/20 everyone

[t4tails]