#egg moment

[gillipop-plus]

comic

[americascomic]

I wrote this a year before I realized I was trans

[ineffectualdemon]

Genuinely will never be over that when I was 16 a group of the most stereotypical cishet fuckboys (who I only knew because they were dating and cheating on/with a group of girls i was sort of friendly with) looked at me and said "you're clearly a guy. Come do guy stuff with us"

Like there were clear gender lines between these groups and they were like "no you don't belong with the girls. Come be gross with us"

And I did and it was great

Like they literally said more than once "your different [from the girls] 'cause you're a dude"

And I was so obviously not cishet that apparently one of the girls I was most friendly with desperately spread a rumour I was crushing on the lead fuck boy so I wouldn't completely out myself because this was the year 2000 in small town republican territory America

I didn't come out as bisexual until I was 19

I didn't realise I wasn't cis until I was like over 30

I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes

But God bless those fuck boys who went "this girl is clearly a guy" and just folded me into their group

[candycornstudios]

I wrote and drew a silly little parody comic about a kid who gets bitten by a radioactive girl

Alt text for each image proceeds as followed

Narration from panel 1: I was just a normal college boy...or so it seemed. Little did I know that a part of me was yearning to break free

Panel 1 description: a pre-transitioned trans person with tawny skin and very long bangs obscuring the eyes, standing alone in front of a yellow background. Holding an orange backpack on one hand. Has a dark gray Nine Inch Nails Shirt.

Narration from panel 2: That all changed when I was bitten by a radioactive girl!!

Dialogue from Panel 2: "Y'OWWWWW" yells the kid as he is bitten by the radioactive girl

Panel 2 description: in a red room, the protagonist from the first panel had their arm stretched out and it is being bitten by a short-haired girl who is glowing bright green because she is radioactive. The green light is emanating intensely while the protagonist is screaming to the top of their lungs

Narration from panel 3: The doctor thought the amount of radiation from the bite should have been lethal to anyone, but I LIVED! The bite made changes to my body that made me happy to be alive....almost as if this is who I was destined to be

Panel 3 description: the protagonist's hair has grown longer, she now has a more feminine body build, and she is wearing a skirt that resembles the transgender flag. She has her arms raised towards her chest and she is very happy. She stands in front of a gradient background that has the colors of the trans flag

Narration from Panel 4: I was never [deadname], I was always Penelope

Song from Panel 4:

🎵There's no spiders

There's no man

She's a girl

and she is trans

Luscious hair

On this girl

and a pretty skirt to twirl

Look out

She is valid and trans!!🎵

Description from panel 4: the protagonist, who is revealed to be named Penelope Porter, is now wearing a cheerleader outfit and has pom-poms in both hands. She is jumping with joy in the middle of an American Football stadium. The stadium is massive and the bleachers are packed with so many people.

[celticcatgirl2]

Alice Egg moment!!!

In high school when I still identified as a cis guy my boyfriend at the time was a trans man. While he talked about his family being transphobic we never discussed marriage nor did he ever bring up pressure to present feminine in the specific context of a wedding ceremony as even being a hypothetical.

Yet I like REGULARLY imagined a scenario where we where about to get married and his family was trying to pressure him to present femininely and I would step in and say “if you want someone to wear the dress so badly I’ll do it!!!”

I guess as just a way of standing up for him but I also did basically just imagine a scenario that gave me an “excuse” to present femininely at my wedding and thought about it WAY more often than would make sense for the actual circumstances of my and my ex boyfriend’s lives.

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]

Love this silly ass game so much

[excaive]

god it's been one million years since I successfully made gooey egg (just one I fucked up the other I cooked) ((because the yolk broke)) I am winning once again

speaking of eggs I am reminded of this uquiz I made years ago that'll kinassign you one of my ocs. the egg part will make sense by the end :p

[idiot-sapphic]

The best part about the more complex queer identities is the "signs" one would show. Like as a kid I would join the same chatroom multiple times in different tabs and just be completely different people. Absolutely no clue what plurality was or that all the people in my head were different people I just kinda *did that* as a kid.

[dysphoric-158bpm-amen-break]

My friend who's really into prog rock recommended because knows about my situation with gender and omg this is literally me aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rizzle-riley]

Happy…you look happy 😭

[definitely-not-a-plant]

i have had many egg moments.

how about the time a person at the gas station said "ma'am" to me, and i felt good?

how about the time i was called a "woman in disguise" by a random person at school? and felt good?

how about the running joke my friends had (and have, i haven't come out to all of them) where they call me a woman? (been going on for well over a year)

how about all the other times i was "misgendered"(called girl)?? (some being too specific to mention)

[flynnarts]

Transgender Feelings

Soooooooo Random a** rant here IG. I honestly have been wondering if I’m actually a Dude. Like, I’ve never wanted anything more than to have a flat chest and a flat bottom. But… I’m way too young, and I’m a little scared to try on Binders. And about the fact that I don’t look like a guy like, at all, and I feel like it’ll just inconvenience others for them to keep remembering that I’m not actually AFAB. I mean like, I know people say that remembering pronouns is just like- a really simple thing, but the smoll demon voice of insecurity is too strong. I can’t really tell my parents (They’re not Trans, just hard to talk to about this), my friends already know, but I haven’t told them about the pronouns thing yet (They’re already getting used to my new name), and I can’t tell the school therapist (For reasons… Pretty obvious ones honestly) And I hate how I look like now, and Just want to change into a guy. Like, having a female body is slay, but I wanna go to being a dude. It just… *Feels* right, if yall know what I mean. And I have been feeling this for a while, looking back, I’ve been feeling like this since… like… 7 years old. Any tips on how to deal with these kinds of thoughts/feelings? Cause right now, telling random strangers on the internet seems like a better idea rn- :D

[gay-otlc]

Me: When I was really little I thought it would be cool if the doctor got it wrong and I was actually a boy.

Friend: You are so fucking stupid.

Me: I was an egg!

Friend: You were the worst egg.

Other friend: You were a deviled egg.

First friend: Is he a deviled egg cause she's a ginger?

Me: GINGERPHOBIA

[smiegrin]

Egg Moment 🏳️‍⚧️ n+1

The incredible, nebulous disappointment when I found out the "Curly Story" mode as published for the 3DS version of Cave Story by the despicable company Nicalis was totally unplayable even though I knew it was the same game just with Curly and Quote swapped.

[emohalfrims]

What is this peculiar fella doing 😂😂

[abalidoth]

Egg memory:

About sixteen years ago in high school, when I started writing novels, I picked out a feminine name in case I ever started writing romance novels. Which is an incredibly cisgender thing to do, of course.

(It was Gabrielle Royal, if anyone's curious.)

I told @undynedevotion about it at the time, and they definitely teased me about it when I started transitioning over a decade later.