Wayne's gala for Gotham's charity, 3 AM:
Steph, Cass, every Amazonians in the room, Kate Kane, Renée Montoya, Maggie Sawyer, Alysia Yeoh, Cheetah, Selina Kyle, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Eiko Hasigawa : GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT ! WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE SHADOWS AWAY !
Bernard : Are they not all...?
Tim : Oh yes !
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[THE LEAGUE OF SELINA KYLE'S EVIL EXES]
7. White Mask (David Franco)
Reason for joining: foolishly thinks he can get her back
Power: stealing shit
Fun Fact: faked his death
6. Spark (???)
Reason for joining: ????
Power: enby swag and eletric metagene
Fun Fact: is a mystery dated her
5.Samuel Bradley
Reason for joining: wants to be remembered
Powers: cop (ew), basic bitch energy
Fun Fact: dresses like the 50's
4.Eiko Hasigawa
Reason for joining: had an unrelated fight with Selina and is (rightfully) pissed/ bad break up
Powers: yakusa, second catwoman skills, is just so freaking cool
Fun Fact: It's really fun to talk to/ the americanisation of her surname is not actually the real kanji translation
3. Riddler (Edward Nygma)
Reason for joining: thinks he can seduce Oswald by doing it
Powers: cane fight, twink powers, being annoying as hell, puzzles, nerd shit
Fun Fact: should really move on from Oswald (Clock King is interested)/will die if he tries to correct my speling here IDC (won't die if he hires me tho)/ does not have unpaid interns
2. Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel)
Reasons for joining: though it was a suport group/ just likes fighting/ it's a fun thing to do on the weekends
Powers: perfect fighting skills, clown swag, endless energy, psychology knowledge, friendly and fun
Fun Fact: is dating Ivvy/ was the one to come up with the fun fact category
1. Poison Ivvy (Pamela Isley)
Reasons for joining: Oswald is paying her/ it makes Harls happy
Powers: Controls plant, poison, planty mind control, cringe fall woman apeal, sexy appel, doctorade, is really really cool, activism
Fun Fact: makes great tea/ buys me coffee because she knows unpaid intership is evil
[THE SECRET LEADER OF THE WHOLE THING]
Penguin (Oswald Cooblepot)
Reasons for joining: thinks his ploy is going to make her want to date him
Powers: mafia boss, capitalism, a shit ton of money, umbrella, trains birds
Fun Fact: Never actually dated Selina/ has unpaid interns : (
[NEW TARGET]
Batman (Buce Wayne)
• Treat Level: High
• Reason for target: went to a real date with Selina
• Adicional info: Might have his own evil exes and they might have had a similar idea (look further into it)/ Riddler thinks he is hot / Single dad swag/ might be hiring(?)
made by Nico, the intern
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Eiko, Cass, Lian/Shoes, and Jade, team-up with Jim Gordon and Catwoman to save Bruce.
Detective Comics 1077.
Oracle, Solomon Grundy, Freeze, and AZRAEL, also joining.
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