#either way; this made me laugh

[vaxxman]

the vaxxmanerrrrr

meem

[moeblob]

You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).

[revvethasmythh]

The research notes on distilling dunamancy found in Brenattos apothecary are so interesting actually. It’s not outright stated who’s notes they are, but with a retrospective lens it’s quite clear that they’re Ludinus’. There are fragments there about his musings on some of Trent’s protégées showing proficiency with early dunamancy, that he is planning to incorporate it into his own skill sets to aid him in his pursuits, and he records how it seems the Kryn have been quote unquote “learning to bend and break the threads of destiny for hundreds of years. Be this truth, I cannot imagine the Raven Queen looks down upon them favorably either, though the thought brings a laugh to my lips.”

[giggly-squiggily]

Omgg sentence starterssss‼️ can you do lee megumi and ler gojo? With the sentence starter "Did.. did u just call me dad?" KSNFJJSJA ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU DON'T WANNA DO ITT‼️‼️

{Puffs are officially CLOSED}

Oh my god this prompt had me giggling like a goon! I've gotcha covered, anon!

“Ugh, shut up dad!”

The second those words left his mouth, Megumi was hit with a wave of mortification. Beside him, Gojo seemed to freeze.

“Did…did you just call me dad?”

The wave got stronger. Megumi wished the floor would open up and swallow him whole.

“That was…a slip of the tongue. Just- forget I said anything.” Megumi couldn’t look at him, he couldn’t look at himself. He trained his eyes on the floor, willing the fire in his cheeks to cool. He was gonna find a hole to live in- no, a deserted island! Live like a loner, find a volleyball and name it wilson, grow a beard-

“Megumi.”

Oh no. Oh no, not that voice. Megumi felt his heart drop into his stomach, the heat in his face moving to his neck and ears. “Shut up, Gojo.”

“Oh my baby!” Gojo mock wailed, throwing his arms around Megumi’s shoulders and swinging him around. “My darling boy! I’ll gladly be your dad!”

“God, stop! I didn’t mean it!” Megumi tried wiggling away, but Gojo’s grip was strong. “Besides, you’re more like that weird uncle at the family reunion!”

“AH!” Gojo gaped, a shocked laugh escaping his lips. “Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Fine then!” Without warning, he grabbed Megumi’s waist, pressing in. “If I’m a weird uncle, I’ll act like one!”

“Gehaha! Goohoohohjo, stahhahahahhap!” Megumi squawked, flailing in his arms as he tried pulling his hands away. “Dohoohohn’t tihihihiickle mehehehheehe!”

“What? Can’t hear you! Too busy being a weird uncle!”

“Whahaht are you, hahahahhrd of hehehahahring? Yoohohohu might ahahhahhs wehehehell be the wieheheheherd grahahhhaanpa!”

“...Oh, you are just looking to die, aren’t you?” Gojo tsked before kicking Megumi’s legs out from under him, bringing him down to the mats and attacking his belly. “Don’t forget I raised you for a good while! I know all your tickle spots! Now, who’s a weird grandpa?”

“AHEHAHAHA! GOHOHOHOHOJOOHOOHOOHO!” Megumi squealed, feet kicking as he flailed and thrashed, cheeks hot and eyes squeezed shut. “FIHIIHIHNE, I TAHHAHAKE IT BHAHAHAHCK! I TAHHAHHAKE IT BAHAHAHHCK NOW STHAHAHAHP!”

“That’s what I thought!” Gojo laughed, finally stopping and ruffling Megumi’s hair. “Don’t worry, we can talk it all over with a game of catch.”

Megumi responded by flipping him the bird, earning a howl of laughter from Gojo.

[fangswbenefits]

Hiiii👐🏾

do you think Astarion can cock? 🤗

Is this... a typo?

Because yes.... he can cock.... very nicely might I add.

But he can't really cook.... he'd be a menace in the kitchen....

[gaffney]

guy in d1/d2: ✨ i need to stop jesse from committing murder ✨ guy in d3: ✨ fuck it i guess we ball??? ✨

[scoups4lyfe]

Hey—

What the fvck is going on

[shepherds-of-haven]

i hate june bugs so much and im two on watching a june bug fly into a screen door. june bugs are to me as endarkened are to hunters.

it’s literally on sight always.

gripping the edge of chair till my knuckles are white to stop myself type shit.

Anon flying into berserker blood-rage around june bugs like

[thedoctorsawkwardhufflepuff]

Just started Deadalive and I'm sorry but does Skinners whole"i don't truly think he was the last one" line mean what I think it means? Bc standing over Mulder's grave at his FUNERAL and basically just going "Scully, I know that's his fucking baby" IS INSANE!!! Like am I misinterpreting that as being apart of Scully's thing about him being the last of his family or whatever and meaning he doesn't believe Mulder was the last of his family to die? Bc that's all I can think that means and looking at Scully at Mulder's funeral and being like "Hey I know it's a weird time to bring it up bc your.....partner?.... just died but I just want to say I know that baby's gonna have his last name" is just nuts

[ellalalala]

Saw your bill cipher rbs and let's talk about how many dottore fans used to have a bill cipher phase (it's me)

🤝

Bill Cipher was the first tumblr sexyman I liked (first of many unfortunately) and the fact that he shaped my taste in fictional characters is... Like I can't help but laugh. He and Webttore have the same sort of vibe if you squint (plus they're both typed as ENTP 7w8 on pdb) so this all checks out 😭

Also: idk if you relate but I was really into Jekyll and Hyde before I found Dottore (and I mean both the novel and mazm game). Feel like that one would make sense for Dottore fans to enjoy too. On a more embarrassing note, my favorite creepypasta was Eyeless Jack and if that doesn't say something about me, I don't know what will. The "EJ-Bill Cipher-Edward Hyde-Il Dottore" pipeline is very real and I am proof that it exists

[fideidefenswhore]

the downfall and execution of a tudor queen (2023) / the boleyns: a scandalous family (2021) / the king's pearl: henry viii and his daughter mary (2017), melita thomas / anne boleyn (tv miniseries 2021) / the mirror and the light (2024) / elizabeth (1998)

[attractthecrows]

Oohhh my god i have so much to talk about that Solavellan post you made, I swear, you have explained how men generally think specially when they're troubled and that's something us Solavellan girlies lack in our narrative 100%. The fandom is just a bunch of us trying to explain him in our language and from Lavellan's feminine perspective and you just put it down like it most likely feels for him. My world is upside down right now because it sounds so right. GOD DAMMIT HOW WILL I SLEEP TONIGHT

Anyway i appreciate that thought and I will munch on it for a while

I'M GLAD I GOT THE VIBE RIGHT TBHHH I've been rolling him around in my head like a pinball. but the funny thing is, I'm not a romantic person! I've never so much as been on a date! it's all baffling to me, but i LOVE exploring how complicated interpersonal dynamics can be. like, you're not going to treat a friend the way you treat a sibling, you're not going to treat a sibling like you treat a lover, you're not going to treat a mentor like you treat a parent. fandoms really tend to simplify things like that, but I like picking apart all the nuances. I like to look at situations or relationships (like Solavellan) and go, "How would I behave here, in this context, having these feelings?" and it's completely fascinating. Solas especially is really fun to do that with because he's a secretive person, but in ways that make a lot of sense. He's an ancient elvhen god but he's SO flawed and SO, for lack of a better word, human. He's a man with big secret plans and the weight of the world on his shoulders, but he's also hurt and lonely and SO intensely isolated that yeah, bonds and warmth and friendship all trip him up. He wants it, he doesn't believe he deserves it, he tries to reject it but can't completely because he ACHES for it. And he punishes himself for wanting it and for hurting others in the process of denying himself.

so yeah in short, I'm also chewing on it

[black-cat-showdown]

Well it looks like its decided!

Penny from the Mod's Bed will represent every IRL cats in the tournament!!

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Wait what was that nois-

With 4 total submissions, The Bean has challenged Penny for the spot in the tournament!!

[ratatatastic]

its finally luosty turns last but not least eh? his topic? cranky sasha 🤣🤣🤣 (whoever came up with these topics wanted to get sasha riled up oh my goddddd)

ofc the way he chooses to show off cranky sasha is through his spartan hockey huh and OF FUCKING COURSE he gets lundy to come up and help him because who else but lundy does sasha crack the good ole whip for IM DYING

he also makes sure to mime in the goal posts too so everyones on the same page that this is of course about hockey because this has turned into an improv exercise mama hes a star hes a THEATRE kid

luosty is very good at mimicing cranky sasha must have lots of time watching him get fussy with lundy huh i can imagine the only directions given to lundy here was act like yourself and somehow that makes this funnier

they absolutely both think luosty is the funniest fucker alive OH MY GOD HE GOT LUNDY TO SMILE (WHICH ISNT MUCH OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT HES SO SMITTEN WITH HIM) BUT HE GOT MIKKSY TO GIVE A GOOD TOOTHY GRIN TOO LUOSTY WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE 😭😭😭😭

he has this whole couch bewitched by his antics oh my fucking god... kicking the bench...throwing the water bottle...cranky sasha indeed

THE WAGGING FINGER AT LUNDY hey man whyd you move your hand to your crotch did that incite any revelations in you do you need to cover something that had unfortunate timing huh do you understand why mikksy cant stand them do you understand now

on another episode of i genuinely dont think anyone else could do this and get sasha this giggly in the midst of it of making fun of him luosty has really charmed them all

Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)

[mihai-florescu]

I am plagued by theatrical productions i'll never see... it's not like a book i can pick up at any point and return to with new insights as an omniscient reader. No one experiences a play the same but the momentality of it makes you more aware of your role, be it on stage or the audience, the story flows because of your presence at this exact moment. And there are countless plays at this very moment everywhere in the world, there is so much i will never know or experience? It will just be lost to time, to others' perception and memory?

[trekkele]

i saw a post (that was part of a larger thing) that said “anger feels good” and no it doesn’t! I hate how anger makes me feel i hate how it sinks into you and sticks and makes everything and everyone an enemy, everything and everyone someone to hurt and to blame. Anger doesn’t feel good it feels easy and its so easy to sit in it and let it control you and having to claw at your own ribcage to get it out it is so hard, its so fucking hard, and sometimes you’re so tired and you just want it to be easy, just once, just let that anger sit and let it be easy

I don’t have a point here, i just. Anger is easy. Easy doesn’t get shit done around here.