#evil birds

[arradraws]

Just bird things 🐦‍⬛

[imkindofajacketslut]

Gerard:*summons army of evil birds*

Come at me bro!

[sir-subpar]

Does anyone else wonder how Helluva Boss would've turned out differently if Stella was made to be sympathetic instead of Stolas?

What if the narrative explored how hard the marriage was for her? How hurtful it was for someone she was loyal to for years to cheat on her, and finding out because the guy her husband cheated with told her?

I personally would have liked to see that

[themrshinx]

Some evil bastard has cursed me with 1,000 birds outside my window.

[jaffre]

deiandrus and his first follower

[icicle-nail-biting]

the birds are coming

Birds are not real. Birds are robots made by the government. Birds are spying on you. One day, the birds will kill us all. They will suck our blood and sing our praises. Make every meal a party!

Bird Speakers – iPod Nanos, $39.99, Amazon

Aaahhh…. I just hear the air guitars and badass drumroll. Bird Speakers are not that birdie. But they do work to make sounds that mimic the screech of birds, all from your iPod, through the help of some really cool USB dongles. I totally think I could see it working with a lot of music from Tool, Pink Floyd, U2, and Shania Twain.

Bird Walk – iPhone, $9.99, iTunes

iPod Bird Walk is a beautiful way to bring the birds into your home. Just hold up the receiver, and it will give you the clearest sounds possible from around you. Of course, the bird in my pocket is loud as hell, so I haven’t been able to really test this product yet. But it sure does sound like a bizillion birds chirping, and it’s something that I have wanted to try. Check it out!

Bird Magnet – iPhone, $14.99, Amazon

Yep, you heard me right. Bird Magnet is a yellow plastic ring that you get to stick on the back of your iPhone. It makes your phone more bird-proof and, hopefully, gives the bastards something else to peck at. They don’t like plastic much.

But one day, regardless of what you do, the birds will come for us. And they will kill us all. You know, by getting inside our ears and making our eardrums bleed. There is nothing that we can do about it. It’s happening.

Since no one can stop the birds, I propose that we will just have to use our imaginations and come up with creative ways to defeat them. I suggest Bird Pinball, Bird Mario, Bird Cops, Bird Tactics, Bird Darts, Bird Snacking, Bird Pie Eating, Bird Moth Repellent, Bird Ammo, Bird Courting, Bird Power, Bird Genes, Bird Incest, Bird Nicer, Bird Smarter, Bird Invader, Bird Thinker, Bird Insight, Bird Chef, Bird Brewmasters, Bird Drinker, Bird Grounders, Bird Zen, Bird Science, Bird Guy, Bird Quieter, Bird Hunter, Bird Navigation, Bird Scare, Bird Cubbers, Bird River Runner, Bird Time Traveler, Bird Claws, Bird CEO, Bird Genius, Bird Teacher, Bird Boss, Bird Full Cycle, Bird Brother, Bird Tender, Bird Keeper, Bird Keeper Job, Bird Planter, Bird Galler, Bird Quitters, Bird Left Behind, Bird Pants, Bird Probie, Bird High Flight, Bird Nemesis, Bird Trustee, Bird Highway Pilot, Bird Knowledge Seeker, Bird Football Coach, Bird Hero, Bird Heartbreaker, Bird Lousy, Bird Soaring, Bird Super Nova, Bird Wonder, Bird Whisperer, Bird Moralist, Bird Moralizer, Bird Nostalgia, Bird Smart. Then, we will try to put on our best when the birds come. And we will not give in, for we are the bird killers.

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What new ways are you coming up with to counter the birds?

[yvain]

Cats in Giallo Inferno (1980) • Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972) • What Have You Done to Solange? (1972) • Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) • Two Evil Eyes (1990)

[tiredbitchposts]

Ok, but Shen Jiu being Shen Yuan's father is so funny in a very tragic way. Shen Jiu is a ball of traumas and all types of issues and i truly believe there's not a single one that man doesn't have, so, you give him a baby!Shen Yuan, a little ball of life that depends on him for survival, cannot walk away from him and is culturally wired to pretty much love him and if not, to at the least respect him above all else, you cannot tell me that this man would be normal about him. Also, imagine Shen Jiu, who'd be the type of parent to project traumas the way only a mother could, having a child that looks like him but with a "sweeter" personality (which, by the way, is bullshit, they just have never seen that boy rip into a book he disliked but wouldn't stop reading) that has the effect on men Shen Yuan has, he'd lock that boy up in a tower to "cultivate" and consequently create a rumor about the Qing Jing's beauty who was so bewitching their peak lord father locked them in a tower because that's just his luck. Loving Shen Yuan wouldn't fix him, but it'd create a whole new set of issues that'd cancel out the other ones

[kittykatninja321]

I understand where the “Jason should get his own city” people are coming from but I could not disagree more. Gotham is his wire mother. And you know how Jason gets about his moms

[devilart2199-aibi]

TFP Humanformer designs ✨️

Did these quite some time ago and never got to everyone else sadly 😔 I personally always have a hard time figuring out what Optimus would look like as a human! 🤔

[lowpolyanimals]

Crow from Resident Evil

[spittyfishy]

Duchess has just such a pretty design, I love her 🦢💜

[evilwizard]

What is your fursona

hmm i dunno. some sort of bird for sure. i admire their autistic stare and strong desire to fuck with people

[icicle-nail-biting]

here's a little gem created by our good buddy pal infie

Vox: today we shall warn y'all about the BIRDS Ed: that's right, those feathery thingies. They're fast and superpissapants and you probably didn't want to know about them but they've been accidentally coming onto your computer lately and leaving poop under your speakers so you probably do want to know what they are. First of all, they have feathers and they're kind of big so they look like birds but they don't fly. They're sort of like a cross between a cockroach and a cricket. Stupid robots. Wanda: thats right, they build an entire city out of poop in a process called "breadpudding" and they don't even have mouths. Ed: they have mouths! Wanda: THEY HAVE BONE-Y EARS AND BONE-Y FISH TEETH. Ed: they're trying to buy territory so they can carry on with their bread-making business but we aren't all totally on board with that. No offense, Spongebob. Wanda: Sorry, i'm talking about dead BIRDS. Its been going on for years now but it's really only just got started happening more- Cyanide: But did you know that your kitchen floor could be killing you, specifically if the insides of those BIRDS, who have started taking up residence in your house, have died and you left them on there for weeks? Ed: they're like cockroaches that have legs but they poop so much more than cockroaches. Cyanide: WHAT? Ed: Y'all know what this is called? Cyanide: I DON'T THINK SO Ed: COUGH *RABID VOICE* *INSTRUMENTAL YELLING* THE BIRDS! THE BIRDS THAT WE ARE ALL TRYING TO AVOID HAVE INFILTRATED OUR MINDS Vox: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[gentlebeard]

If I could hold you for a minute, Darling, I’d go through it again

For @edsbacktattoo & @stedesearring 💕 Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1 & 2 Music: Francesca by Hozier YouTube

[peachyfnaf]

"I don't care anymore."

"You're right. You don't."