Problem Solvers - conserver (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1345302525-problem-solvers-conserver?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Andy_De_Leon&wp_originator=cwH4N4G5%2F944BDMx25FYfbFBRHKNmkPiujKD78IQOmjW3YXwzJKkwCZIsKpikDBfC8Hema4EtFsg3RKN9h92fjG3EDyDl6M%2FTEYZ4nzI8OmI41nx3Mjcfv9ftvyRFZfg Five and his siblings are living peaceably in an unchanged 2019 after preventing the apocalypse. Well, somewhat peaceably... Okay, there are problems. A lot of problems. But Five believes he can fix everything. He has a plan.
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i think too many people misinterpret what i mean when i say i ship billford. like no, i do not want them to be together happily eventually. i dont even want them to be together. the ship so goddamn toxic that there is only misery and old broken remnants of feelings and longing for something that couldve been but never will be. they will never be happy in each others lives and i want to keep it that way. dont get it twisted thinking im just shipping cute little yaoi and i want them to kiss in canon. no. this is something much deeper and intimate and painful. this aint my first Toxic Old Man Yaoi rodeo and it wont be my last. there is no happiness here.
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'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'
No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.
(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)
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I saw a TikTok and Now I'm hooked: Duke Thomas just fucking Up severely and realizing that no one would know because it's the day shift. Even if they were awake, the other bats are doing casework from home or working their day jobs they just don't know.
I feel like Dick, Jason, Steph and Damian would have a very similar reaction to Duke and Tim. Because they're just the perfect boys that always follow daddy's rules and never get in trouble. And then somehow they find out about Tim's crazy times rescuing Bruce and are like ????
Dick: Baby bird what do you mean you lost your spleen
Tim, clearly uncomfortable:.... Exactly that?
Damian: but it's not even in you file Drake!
Tim:... I lied?
Jason and Steph: Lying to Batman is an option??!?!
Duke:... Wait you guys don't lie?
Steph: he always knows!
Steph:... Wait does that mean you're lying too?!?
Duke:
Duke: no, I have never lied once in my life. Matter of fact, don't know how to lie. It's a chronic condition, very sad. Anyways why do you want to know? What are you, a cop?
Just, Duke and Tim keeping up the facade of being the good ones and their siblings going through all the stages of grief because they can't never get away with it. Also, them trying to tell Bruce and Duke just straight up gaslighting him.
Duke: there's a lot of competition here, and I'm just trying to do good Mr. Wayne, show I appreciate what you did for me. I didn't want to step on anyone's toes, and I'm not saying they're making me feel unwelcomed...well maybe a bit *sad face*
Bruce: ...
Bruce: family meeting. Now.
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The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.
And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”
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Problem Solvers - jamais vu (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1340997505-problem-solvers-jamais-vu?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=andtheny&wp_originator=iupRCyNTjO%2BiMM4yUgYxS0l%2F2eru%2BvM07ybsNOW314zGRuZk7QjES0CMHC2vgARd2ln1nM95zaf4G4Tyo26W%2Fo9z2wWe07xTHdQ2soSj8Is%2BT838jBhg39OY0vCXGRCn Five and his siblings are living peaceably in an unchanged 2019 after preventing the apocalypse. Well, somewhat peaceably... Okay, there are problems. A lot of problems. But Five believes he can fix everything. He has a plan.
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Thank you for all the lovely comments on this little project!! Here’s some more pictures of them
They went on a little garden excursion hunting trip 🌿
Even in this universe Arthur has a chamber Merlin has to take care of (rip)
“My friend manservant asked for no pickles!”
They’re holding their little paws…….
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Problem Solvers - pâro part 1 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1347407755-problem-solvers-p%C3%A2ro-part-1?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Andy_De_Leon&wp_originator=KKXDBlzhp4gpFBZDYBJAGhuDxtg3wTl2V02WwKOtF0U%2BXRT8f%2Bf2E%2BjHmYOg2n21ZcZX5pPzb%2BicyQuo5tv%2Bhn%2FInNxR0YgAAyd15VWQsPBvBANuyNqLyYRb5Ms9g5cU Five and his siblings are living peaceably in an unchanged 2019 after preventing the apocalypse. Well, somewhat peaceably... Okay, there are problems. A lot of problems. But Five believes he can fix everything. He has a plan.
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