#finger clickin

[lunarw0rks]

can we get a little more of firefighter soap-

firefighter!soap not having a date to one of the fundraisers at the firehouse, so he invites you!!

definitely didn't sneak into his captain's files to find your contact information — that would be silly. but luckily, you find it amusing, and sitting in that hospital bed for days was agonizing.

you'd be daft to pass this up.

showing up to the firehouse, seeing families of the other firefighters, civilians and their children, tables of food, and prizes for the raffles. it's not packed full of people, however a higher turnout than you expected.

and then, most importantly, soap.

wearing his uniform; black slacks that hugged his thighs tight, and polished black boots that gave him a clean-cut look. a fresh shave on his face, still emanating aftershave. and his shirt with the sleeves rolled, to expose his biceps. and over his heart, displaying his badge and the three digits on the outside of the firehouse.

"look at ye, up and walking." he'd say, giving you a friendly side hug while clasping one of your hands. twirls you around slightly, as if to examine how well you've healed.

still, there are small bandages on your body, bruises that finally started to fade, and the soft cast on your wrist. but none of it diminished your beauty.

spending the entire fundraiser at his side, introduced to everyone on his team, and their families. you were out of your element but buzzing with nerves — and as cliché as it was, butterflies. every time you look at him, you remember the relief of seeing his face for the first time; how he cradled you in his arms and pulled you from the flames.

by nightfall, it was mainly the younger crowd left or the older couples without children needing to sleep. through the speaker, top hits played faintly, echoing off the tall walls of the firehouse. there were string lights lining the industrial staircase, attempting and succeeding to give the space an inviting feeling.

each time you looked at the banners and homemade signs, you imagined which ones johnny worked on. picturing him up on one of the ladders, making sure his strips of tape were straight. most of the raffle prizes had been claimed already, leaving miscellaneous home items, or overpriced bath kits.

"are they supposed to be drinking? aren't they on duty?" you chuckled, pointing a finger at two of his fellows, trying their best to hide the beer they smuggled into the party.

johhny shook his head, flashing the whites of his teeth warmly, "aye, they're in for it once all the guests leave."

"oh, is that what i am? just a guest?" you cocked a brow, taking another sip of the punch. he shakes his head, refusing to take his eyes off of you as you walk side by side through the firehouse as if giving you a silent tour of the place. as if he wanted you to show up more, which you wouldn't mind.

"don't do tha' sad face," he finished off his own red cup, tossing it into one of the trash bins. of course, you couldn't resist exaggerating your frown, just to prove your point.

you both made your rounds again, reaching the nearly cleared raffle table. "you know what, i'll get you a prize. how about that?"

intrigued, you tilted your head and nodded, waiting to witness his offer. "lay it on me then."

"let's see..." his fingers roamed along the slim pickings. beer-themed socks? you weren't in a frat. a fuzzy throw blanket? hm, slightly better.

he picked up one of the promising prizes. "oh, what about this? something to add to your beauty routine, eh?" he held up one of the cheap sample kits, sure to irritate your skin more than help it, so you scoffed and acted more unimpressed than you actually felt.

his effort was endearing, and frankly, it was entertaining to watch a tough guy scramble to appease you.

he mumbled a hm, extending out another box to you, which only resulted in more faux disappointment.

"a pressure cooker?" you chuckled. "a fundraiser at a firehouse, and they're giving away pressure cookers..."

he contemplates, clicking his tongue in agreement. he hadn't thought of how hypocritical that was until now. "it's good business, besides, putting out fires is good for the ego." he set the box back down, meeting your gaze for a few seconds.

a small grin appears on his face, "especially if something beautiful comes from the flames." he adds, waiting for the inevitable hitch in your breathing that you try to hard to conceal.

you do just that but end up giving his toned arm a light smack, reminding yourself that there are indeed still people around. and that flirt was as cheesy as the dip bowl you were standing next to.

"what? too soon for that joke, love?"

[changbeens]

COUNTDOWN TO CHANGBIN'S BIRTHDAY: D-3 finger clickin' yeah we writin' up a super hit in the studio, KOMCA, irresistable feelin' prime, state of mind finger clickin' yeah we writin' up a super hit

[tonberry-yoda]

If it's okay, would you be able to write something for BNHA 1A boys getting a shirt with English words that they can't actually read? Their shirt says something that makes no sense or might be inappropriate and has native English speaker!reader laughing

omg anon i absolutely ADORE this idea! thank you so much for requesting it because this one is so goofy and fun! i chose just some of my favorites from class 1A, but not every boy because that would be too much lol. if i didnt get your favorite on here, you can just send me another request specifying! thanks again for the request and i hope you have a lovely day anon!! <3

Class 1A boys with very mistranslated shirts in english

Characters Included - Sero, Kirishima, Bakugou, Denki

Warnings - none!

Notes - (none of the photos below are mine btw) thank you again for requesting!! i loved writing this it was so flippin funny and overall just a fun time! i ended up just doing bakusquad, but if you want me to do a part 2 with more characters, just send over a request! have a great day anon!!! <3333

And don’t forget, REQUESTS ARE OPEN! So if you want to request any writing, please don’t hesitate to ask, but please read my pinned post before requesting! Please enjoy!! Don’t forget to stay hydrated! <3

Sero

when Sero walked into the living area of the dorms, you immediately burst out laughing

everyone turned to you confused all while you were out of breath, nearly falling to the floor in laughter

Sero ran up and tilted his head

"dude, what's wrong?"

when you finally caught your breath, you pointed at Sero's shirt and just started laughing again

he thought he had a stain on it or something and was still confused

when you finally calmed down, you wiped a tear from your eye, trying to breathe

"sero, do you know what your shirt says?"

"huh? no. i just thought the english looked cool. why?"

you held back a laugh

"sero... it says 'chicken harness'" you couldnt help but break out into laughter again while sero stood in shame as everyone laughed at him

didnt stop him from wearing it again though

Kirishima

"what's clickin' everyone!" kirishima walked into the room with full confidence, sporting a new shirt

no one thought anything of it because it was just a shirt, but you tilted your head, reading it over and over again

kirishima ran up to you and showed off the shirt

"cool, huh?!"

you tilted your head again and placed your hand on your chin

"wh-what's wrong y/n?"

"kirishima... do you know what this means?"

"huh? what are you talking about?"

"your shirt. can you translate it?"

"no. i just thought it looked cool."

you giggled and shook your head. "kiri, your shirt says 'hot babe fingers'."

everyone burst into laughter, including kirishima

everyone got a kick out of that shirt

Bakugou

you hold back laughter when bakugou walks into the room wearing a shirt that literally says "turn bandanna"

it simply just looks stupid

but you wouldnt be caught dead laughing at bakugou, so you hold it back best you can

until you let a little snort out

youre already dead, just start writing the will now

bakugou turns to you and cocks an eyebrow

"what the hell are you laughing at?!"

"n-nothing..."

but because you let something out of your mouth, the momentum continues and you burst out laughing

bakugou doesnt find this amusing one bit, but lets you continue until you're weezing out of breath

you look up to find him looking like a disappointed mother

"explain yourself"

you point to his shirt and giggle

"it says 'turn bandanna' and it simply looks stupid"

his face went completely red and he left, quickly changing his shirt never to wear that one again

Denki

you immediately spit out whatever you were drinking when denki walks into the room wearing a shirt that says "salad? no skeleton!"

"oh my god, denki! what on earth are you wearing?!"

you sputtered that out through laughter and denki begins laughing with you

"dude, i kid you not, i was walking in the hall when present mic told me what it said and now I never want to take it off!"

you both burst out into laughter, falling to the floor out of breath

he would be stupid enough to keep wearing it

[legacyshenanigans]

Someone at the Den: *clicks their fingers at Rowan to get his attention*

Rowan: *looks around confused, then looks back at them* Are ya clickin' ya little fingers at me?

Den member: Yes..I want a drink.

Rowan: OK? Well the BARS THERE *points* I ain't workin' the bar right now! ..I'm on security.

Den Member: (?!)

Rowan: And for the future, if ya EVER click ya fingers at me again, I'll fuckin break 'em..Got it?

Den Member: *nods in panic*

Rowan: Good.

~

(This is HALF based on something that happened between me and someone in my old job 🤣)

[hazardsofspikesandnevadeans]

[ I'mma in the final stretch for this babu~ Though boy does my finger hurt from mass clickin' the poor guy just to make him hate me enough to evolve. ]

[ Yes he's hideous but he my babu ]

[truthundressing]

lee from steps was so right when he said foot kickin', finger clickin', leather slappin', hand clappin', hip bumpin', music thumpin', knee hitchin', heel and toe, floor scuffin', leg shufflin', big grinnin', body spinnin', rompin', stompin', pumpin', jumpin', slidin', glidin', tush pushin', thunder footin', cowgirl twistin', no resistin', drums bangin', steel twangin', two steppin', end to end, hardwood crawlin', some four wallin', rug cuttin', cowboy struttin', burnin', yearnin', windin', grindin'

[thisisvoided]

im tired af rn bro my fingers just be clickin shit. also whicj post did i say that on

[jude-thedude98]

I fold you I'm a lyricist

Ima start wit using the eeriest (lakes)

Thid my Pride Friendly Q&A so no jeed to get deliri9us about my Queeriest

Since ima poet

Ima use this keyboard clickin

As my Instruments

Laffy taffy strugglin

Serious

I stay in busy ness

But I don't ever forget

Yall rappers sound the same - all I hear is crinkle crinkle kid

Unfold yo mouths n stop talkin nonsense

Sex drugs and violence

How bout choose different options

Mushmouth talkin

Passin me off havin no bear necessities

In the Mirror Naked BaLOOnin

Feel like I gotta spell this out like Gwen Stefani did

But this ain't no spellin contest

Even if it was yall ain't hearin it

(Well) Ya better believe it bit

By bit I'm wood choppin this

Tree down but it ain't go in quiet

Title of this one is Forest of Pages

And somebody please tell me why the tree remembers the pain but the axe always forgets

Mm, I'm deep divin

These c's better 3's PO - Post Office Kid

Here's your food delivery with tip

No ding dong ditchin straight door dashin

I been called like a Mormon

So let this be my voice-mail answerin

I'll leave messages

Lyrical inclinations

Brain gamin

Fundamentalist

Gotta sweet Toth for some Eminems

But ima Skittlez kid

This rainbow I give you for free tastin

I got you wrappers usin my lines like I fundipped them

N that's right I spelled rappers wit incorrection

I would have spelled in proper tense

But three u's spells unsatisfaction (and that's an ass whippin)

Unless you flip them

Then it's a cursive m

You see how I swerve on them

I use homonyms

Like would flip the three u's then what you got old wit an m

That's mold. That means yalls rhymes is rotten

My Forest of Pages

These are my Woodlands

Lines so sharp I'm paper cuttin

But I ain't parkin linkin

But I do ride Lincoln

I'm Abe Honestin

These folk got amnesia senses

They became a lil independent

N forgot about the kid

That's child abandonment

But I'm kiddin n playin

Nah I'm lyin

I been Hypin 1988 since

Everyone seems to forget the establishment

April consumation

January baby out the womb in

To the world I'm settin

The foundation

I'm gon be Bob the Builder n Fix This Glitch

I'm talkin architectural draftin

Rebuildin

New alignments

Since a lines meant

To grow straight in

Stop the curbin

These entusiastics

Has caused drastics

Changes

Wit strangers

Will Robinson's in danger

I can feed a man fish but he won't exchange it

Fishin for powerlines like an att temp kid

I think I lost you no significance

Yall folk focusin

On bars but not rememberin

That's what they capture us jn

Oooh n I know that was whitey tighty cleanin

Under wherein

Do these lines come from? I got you limboin

N it's later than it is early so I'm limo stretchin

Provin points like Nemo, hope you can find it

But I'm missin?

Nah yall jus Coralin

That means you Miss in

This movie mission

Dead to me so go ahead n get the gettin

You invisible always callin

Everythin

Impossible visions

Don't happen without envisions

That means the dreams have to be workin

My girl Cocoa got me though like the temptations

N i'm tempted

To end it (all)

But not for me cause I only lyrically do the killin

But for you cents you already silent

But got pennies to say for my thoughts n I ain't price shift

Gears cause haters lookin

For lingerin

Well here's Victoria's secret

Too many people finger pointin

Uncle Sammin'

Pointless.

Oops I think you missed it

See these lines be wavin

Right over your craniums

I use letters like planes so I can get fly with

A trivia crack word high with

Oscillatin fan whisk

That's a princess bride hi grip

This that baseball uniform needs laundry detergent

Crowd tidal wavin

As I slide in

Home basement

To be used for hide and seekin

N since I'm a wordsmith

N I don't boast my confidence (enough)

I'm going to let these statements get foolish

Get stupid

Get ignit

Use my noodle pit

From my Eastside and my Westside connections

Drink grabbin

Ice cube in

My ice t since it's 6 in the mornin

I'll bring out my toolkit

Use the tools I'm cool wit

Tried to screwdriver me but I got my monkeywrench

If you don't know me by now I'm Mc hammer quick

Yall know yall can't touch this

I'm simply red lovin

I'm too sexy for this album I'm right said Fredin

Family Guyin

Couldn't catch these lines if you were Frank or Wes Welker in the Dolphins

Kermit the frog herein

Large egos like stewie's head and little balls like Peter griffin

But you dogs wanna a bonin?

Thinkin cause you speaking like Brian

You get the cool whip

But yall jus cool whipped

N when it comes to the appeal of whippin

You babyfaces be screamin no i dont do bdsmin

But thats cool tho I don't fool wit

Whippets

I only wip it out when it calls for progression

And that's a work in

Gutter bowlin

No strikin

Lines as magnetic as lighnin

Uneven slices

Mathematical dices

3.14159 is

Rhymes unendin

I got people pinin (for more)

Sayin please baby please give me one mo hittin

But I ain't no Ike n

Tina down the river rollin

Tho i know yall teenin for the classics

Like I'm DeVante, K-Ci, Joel, & Dalvin

I get so sick

Pf the same songs playin

I swear it's like the universe be all 4 one against this movement

I'm quite feverish

But even at 19 I knew I was covid

Rhymes so ill they the deadliest

Catchin bullets

Rush hour bloopin

Guess I gotta dumb it down n get the stoopin

Folks out here gettin

Caught by the same old Charlie Brown football (Lucy) smokin

I love - they thought I said loosely

But I'm usually

Not a cannon but this BlackOutProduction

Got me up in amazement

In the first revision

It was 4:30 somethin

N I can burn these fumes till the word count is empty

I'm gettin itchy

You buggers buggin me

But I guess it's true what they say isn't it

It's a bug's life so you should expect some stingin

But I'm floatin

Like a butter flyin

Smoother than a criminal an I ain't lyin

I may got the eye of the tiger but I got the roarin mane of a lion

Damn does it stink in here oh no wait that's jus my dragons breath - I'm spittin hot fire

Wired like a secret agent

Create Success Investigation

These criminal minds

Are lyrical ties

To dress you up n get ready for I's

I pledge allegiances

I do marry you death do us part tills

Stills in I's

Like I's solemnly swear that I am up to semicolons

No good riddance

From first to last

Again I am a lyricist

I will use my two arms to strum my pain with this stringed instrument

This kyre its jus

My Greek Day of recognitions

Oops my Green day

I'll be captain planet

Savin the earth will be one of my serenist moments

Altoid break in

Playin linemen tic tac toe in poundin offense

Hashtaggin defense

Somebody please wake me up when September ends

Cause you family guys are still wishin I loop a line for cool whip again

Please cool it now then

Make sure you call me the new Indiana Jones wit the cool whippin sense

Tomb raidin jt

Why is it people will sign their name next to an X for treasure huntin

But won't walk the plank to sign next to the X line of friendship

Diggin up artifacts that's ancient

Has your cookie dipped in yet?

I'm thick in the thinnin of LeBron James' hair ulignment

n if you already know that you can't have pie without cool whip

Why'd you make me flip it

I guess it's cause the u n on top of each other is in perfect alignment

On this track I'm racin

I'm only speakin one thing about equation

And that's The United Nations.

(Emphasis on the H'in)

Forest of Pages (Sounds of The Great Lakes)

By Mr. PoetAll

[genderlessjacky]

My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe Wanna make you mine, better get in line 5-6-7-8

Foot kickin', finger clickin', leather slapping, hand clappin' Hip bumpin', music thumpin', knee hitchin', heel and toe Floor scuffin', leg shufflin', big grinnin', body spinnin' Rompin' stompin', pumpin' jumpin', slidin' glidin', here we go

*jammy jam jams x2*

[starfriday]

KFC SURPRISES BGMI FANS WITH A ‘WINNER WINNER CHICKEN LUNCH’

Announces strategic partnership with KRAFTON India, bringing together two of GenZ’s top passion points – food and gaming

BGMI players can score exciting in-game rewards with KFC Zinger Box

National, 01 July 2024: It’s ‘Winner Winner Chicken Lunch’ for all BATTLEGROUNDS MOBILE INDIA (BGMI) players this summer, as KFC India collaborates with KRAFTON India, makers of India’s most-loved battle royale game for a crispy, crunchy, finger clickin’ good partnership!

As a part of this limited time collaboration, KFC and BGMI have a crunchy surprise for chicken lovers and gamers. With the purchase of the KFC Zinger Box, fans have a chance to get their hands on exciting in-game BGMI rewards.

The strategic partnership brings together two of Gen-Z’s top passion points, food and gaming. It comes at a time when gaming is increasingly gaining popularity amongst young Indians, with the audience base expected to grow to 750 million users by 2025.

With the KFC Zinger Box, consumers can enjoy finger lickin’ good crispy chicken, and exclusive in-game rewards. Available for INR. 299/- on dine in or takeaway, the box includes KFC favourites like the Classic Zinger Burger, and 2-piece Hot Wings, along with fries and a refreshing beverage.

The KFC Zinger Box comes with a unique code, which can be unlocked on the BGMI website. The exclusive code gives fans a chance to collect exciting rewards such as parachutes, bags, hats, jackets, and more to enhance gameplay with friends.

Speaking about the collaboration, Aparna Bhawal, Chief Marketing Officer, KFC India, said, “KFC is a brand with culture at its core. We’re always exploring distinctive, cutting-edge and culturally relevant partnerships. The idea for a collaboration with BGMI was born when we introduced KFC’s Lunch Specials recently. We thought gamers often celebrate a win with a ‘Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner,’ so why not give it a KFC twist, and do it over lunch? It’s an epic partnership, and we’re confident that our Gen-Z consumers are going to find it finger-clickin’ good!”

Seddharth Merrotra, Head of Business Development at KRAFTON India, added “As gaming continues to captivate a growing audience in India, our collaboration with KFC brings an exciting opportunity for BGMI players to enjoy their favorite game alongside a delicious KFC meal. This partnership not only enhances the gaming experience but also underscores our commitment to creating unique, immersive experiences for our players. With BGMI and KFC being standout brands in their respective fields, uniting them goes beyond a mere partnership; it’s a memorable journey where every bite and every gaming moment come together to redefine how fans indulge in their favorite pastimes.”

To claim the exclusive in-game KFC rewards, consumers can scan the QR code which comes with the purchase of the KFC Zinger Box OR visit www.battlegroundsmobileindia.com/redeem.The KFC Zinger Box with BGMI rewards is available in restaurants across Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Kolkata, Mumbai, New Delhi and Pune till 30th August 2024 only.

So, what are you waiting for? Rush to the nearest KFC restaurant, or order online through the KFC app or website (www.online.kfc.in) while the offer lasts.

About KFC: KFC, a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc. (NYSE: YUM.), is a global chicken restaurant brand with a rich, decades-long history of success and innovation. It all started with one cook, Colonel Harland Sanders, who created a finger lickin’ good recipe more than 80 years ago, a list of secret herbs and spices scratched out on the back of the door to his kitchen. Today we still follow his formula for success, with real cooks breading and freshly preparing our delicious chicken by hand in more than 26,000 restaurants in over 145 countries and territories around the world.

For more information, visit https://online.kfc.co.in/

[mothzsblog]

Incorrect quotes to use (im updating when i get new ones)

- [ ] Stop sending me weird videos of babies heard

- [ ] Dont be clickin into your intestines prople

- [ ] Taylor swift won the super bowl

- [ ] You’ve been corrupted by your mother

- [ ] I need to be 14 to work I’m 8

- [ ] sheep fur

- [ ] Oh, you tricked me worm

- [ ] Jeff bezos did this to us

- [ ] Let me grab my other hairless testicle

- [ ] Trumpet the cowards trombone

- [ ] Like some genital pirate

- [ ] They’re basically sad little flesh turtles that tun hide and scream

- [ ] Go abed go before people sex/sext eachother

- [ ] Where did your right eyeball go?

It tends to disappear.

- [ ] Dont put it on my head go back to you

- [ ] Boonie the poo

- [ ] Shout shell

- [ ] Fine you hit me i take the child

- [ ] They’re holding me hostage, man

- [ ] My mommy paid for me

- [ ] My bottles. Im sorry im a recovering alcoholic that’s not really recovering

- [ ] I have a boyfriend

- [ ] He was like inside of you

nice.

- [ ] She is like 3 feet tall how did she get up there

- [ ] What in the assblaster is this

- [ ] *rolls on back* aaaagghhgghgggf

- [ ] Is this futhermucker anomalous how does he keep finding us

- [ ] I said scream not sqeaky fart you peeon

- [ ] That’s jerard he lives in all gotmer emo kids heads

- [ ] I for one like the eggs, they tasty

- [ ] He took the cheese

- [ ] *weird noise that may be a moan* balls

- [ ] *whiny voice* i dont want an empire

- [ ] Sophie you’ve committed tax fraud youre six years old

- [ ] The carrots are all gone _

- [ ] A bear if type 2 diabetes

- [ ] Dont eat your spouse

- [ ] Look i spent an hour to get here I don’t need your sass

- [ ] Oh you’re not wearing any underwear

- [ ] You get the hell out of here mort

- [ ] Come children follow me into the pit.

That’s not a terrifying invitation

- [ ] We gave her drugs

- [ ] *happily* I wish i was dead!

- [ ] How about you? I know how everybody’s gonna die

- [ ] How can she be so sick yet so strong. Like the economy

- [ ] Our weather’s weird, no it’s your crops kill them

- [ ] Tell that to my vagina

- [ ] Call me draco malfoy cause im slytherin

- [ ] Ow my boob

- [ ] Well ill just say it who knew that pig makes a really fun clutch purse

- [ ] Im a cactus😊

- [ ] Rudy touch it

no thank you

- [ ] From the ashes rise ramps more ramps

- [ ] Whispering* yeah they’ll get constipated

no

- [ ] How you like our educational system norway

- [ ] I can be waluigi

- [ ] Yeah sawdust makes it softer

- [ ] You in his DMs. I'm at home smoking weed. I dont even know who we're talking about

- [ ] Who knew a bug could speak all fancy like

- [ ] This bus only goes to one place and that place is vallhala

- [ ] And for _’s weave that got snatched

- [ ] _ got stuck in one, typical of _

- [ ] THATS AN EVIL ASS OTTER

- [ ] Ooh these cats are so real

- [ ] That’s the good thing about evil jesus

- [ ] You dont even need that evil ass mace

- [ ] Are you penacilin

- [ ] Ill give you a dramamine you won’t even know

- [ ] Mercury is in the microwave or something

- [ ] You bitch, you look like a backstreet boy

- [ ] You bout to be tweedle-slapped

- [ ] I need viagra of the fingers

- [ ] Did you just trigger tag my grandma

- [ ] It’s game of thrones with otters

- [ ] Your toothpick friend is stupid _

- [ ] There hasn’t been a rat that high since the og Chuck e cheese

- [ ] Not me drugging the coffin

- [ ] I got an ostrich

- [ ] Damn crack baby

- [ ] He dropped his balls

- [ ] Even the walls are bones

- [ ] Well, your mother sucks eggs

- [ ] Listen to your heart what is it telling you.

i should quit.

- [ ] The curb is not my friend

- [ ] I don’t have a fist or fingers

- [ ] 50 shades of evil jesus

- [ ] He lets his ass rest

- [ ] _ YOU MADE IT HERE

- [ ] He’s like a double orphan’ orphan squared

- [ ] (Still very alive) Dont disrespect my grave like that

- [ ] I felt a kick in my appendix

- [ ] IM SUFFERING!

- [ ] _ back off do you hear my piano it’s mad

- [ ] EVAPORATE TALL PERSON

- [ ] What do you mean “we” mammal

- [ ] Would you kindly shut your noise hole

- [ ] Cheer up meatbag

- [ ] Look pal you only have one set of clothes and you’re not taking them off while im here

- [ ] *whispers* the holy bone?’*nods*

- [ ] I can be a mob boss of animals

- [ ] Are you the british

- [ ] Im very excited by my uterus bat

- [ ] _ dont be frenchphobic

- [ ] Oi _ get your mouth away from that french girl

- [ ] A mob of unruly clowns

- [ ] Go go hippie rangers

- [ ] Its like demented dog food

- [ ] Lesbian of death

- [ ] She she looks like a lobster

- [ ] Clever little box

- [ ] Who ya mama and daddy- THE GAYS

- [ ] Curse you mafia james

- [ ] I don’t want a puffer sonic i want a simp

- [ ] Im gonna keep feeding instagram

- [ ] He’s just gotta go poopoo leave him alone

- [ ] She got hit by a giant cake

- [ ] Im looking at you demon blueberry

- [ ] NO GANGBANGING IN THE POND

- [ ] SATAN IS NOT A FUCKING POGO STICK

- [ ] Not the dead catcall

- [ ] This is what i get for wearing half a shirt

- [ ] I saw the whisker things part like moses red whatever

- [ ] Is it a penis?

No

- [ ] Jesus fuck put it back in its not done yet

- [ ] This is what i am mama, this is my final form

- [ ] SHES A JESUST

- [ ] Dont worry its not mold its just my chocolate going through photosynthesis

(Knocks on door) Where’s boyfriend

Is that the marriage demon?

[alliisonyou]

“Everyone wore masks in this place, It didn’t matter whom” ⌌ ⌍synopsis: in which you are his betrothed crown princess he’s keeping around for fun. ⌎ ⌏

Tags ! : Assh-le, longing, selfishness, Moody, caution, dark, cold, chisel, kissing, playboy

Divider credits: @cafekitsune

Caution is advised to sensitive readers

He’s a Liar. He lied about everything in between, both big and small. It did not matter if you were above nor underneath him-yet those straight teeth of his always found a way to feed you those convincing sweets. Puffs of heavy breaths are mingling, he sweats by the brow where a vein thrums on his temples. His palms pressed firmly onto the dark green Victorian wallpaper of your families drawing room, on either side of your head. Hardened beady eyes stare back into yours.

“I am tired of this. Neither your berating or screaming will change my decision Y/n” His eyes search yours and each fan of his breath against your Rosie lips, though it makes him want to berate something else.

“Raen-”

“Save it. I do not wish to hear anymore.” He grinds through clenched teeth. He had enough of your constant nagging to keep you by his side at all times. About some foolish gossip of rumors of an attack against him. Everywhere he went, or was going to. He would catch your figure. At the banquets, the throne room. Even for the blessing of the emperor onto you to be ‘his’ to keep you where he didn’t want too.

You were to be crown princess, yet you were just as clingy as the others. At least, that’s how he saw it. Only, you had suspected his life was in danger. Due to the many strings you pulled to get that information out of a marquises daughter. but the ‘fool’ was too occupied with work and his ‘duties’ as the crown prince.

Liar. His fingers shift and twitch on the wallpaper from every time his eyes connect with your eyes to your lips that are just about to part in protest. Instantaneously his lips press onto yours. Taking the responsibility of the heat he created, of the heat rising so steadily in his core. His hands swiftly move to grasp and caress the back of your hair and right cheek. Firmly pressing into the smooth texture of skin he’s come to adore grazing with his knuckles, at times.

His tongue finds yours, twirling and slightly sucking your pink muscle into his mouth. Like musk and the slight staleness of butter he had for lunch before coming to ‘grace’ you with his presence. The raven-haired man groans, shifting his other hand to grip your neck. If only he could squeeze and wring the soft flesh to stop your blabbering mouth—when you spoke so loudly.

His beady, soul-less eyes open and he moves his fine face away. Leaving you breathless like the shouting you did earlier. “I hope this is not how I must always keep you shut, my dear canary.”

Your mouth opens to oppose, but he shuts you up with a gentle squeeze to your throat. Planting his smooth alabaster forehead against yours.

“Keeping you at my side won’t be so bad, hmm ?. After all. I like a good snack.” The prince cackles. Pulling his forehead back. Raen straightens the ends of his black royal uniform-he reaches a white gloved right hand out to wipe away the saliva on your lower lip, before reaching out for a handkerchief in his pocket and wiping the fluid off his glove. The handkerchief drops to the floor, simultaneously he steps onto it as he reaches for his cap on the fawn-golden coloured accent table beside your still figure, his back to you.

He fixes the shiny black cap onto his raven strands, turning his head over his shoulders to gaze at you. His black as night-orbs makes you quiver and hold onto your breath. Like, he’s staring straight into your being.

“Hmm-Maybe I should make you my wife soon, that way your loud-mouth remains shut, like it is now. Share my words to your father, Marchioness Stenanger.” A smirk spreads onto his lips before he rests his arms by his side from putting on the cap. He turns his head away from you, walking ahead with his knee-boots clicking against the tiles. He exits the drawing room. 

©️Innerrata< do not copy, translate nor plagiarize. It is Piracy.

[cruel-nature-records]

OUT NOW!

Repo Man ‘Me Pop Now’

https://cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/me-pop-now

Repo Man emerged in Bristol in 2011, reshaping 'rock groop' sturm-und-clang into subnormal forms, son-of-Oldham vocal slurries, oozing free sax splatter and shards of punishing guitar bliss. If you ever freaked to The Fall, Sonic Youth, Swans or Ornette Coleman then Repo Man may be your ticket to oblivion.

Me Pop Now is the new Repo Man album and represents their fourth long-playing excursion into the realms of the caustically weird.

Me Pop Now is the first Repo Man album to feature the rhythmical reverberations and string slingin' of Aron Ward (Olanza / Harpoon) and drumsmith Simon Mawson (Action Beat). It was recorded in June of ’22 at Giant Wafer studio in Wales with Wayne Adams (Bear Bites Horse) with steamin' interludes sweated out at Aron's over a crazed weekend later that summer.

Me Pop Now sonically slams through the sprechgesang dullard hordes like a wrecking ball. Punctuated by electronic spasms and a box-jacket aesthetic, this latest emissary from the jumbled brains of Bristol's bozo intellectuals will fire your synapses like a Ci and Jak poured deep n' long. The tracks come thick n' fast, time bomb ticking and finger clickin' for diverse attention spans, a platter loaded with meaty beaty juices for the dry age.

What is Me Pop Now? A continuum of descendants of the Ig? A comment on the self fixated modern malaise/ discombobulation of individuality? A nifty film quotation? A trip into the commercially viable? All of the above and more?

Also available on CD from Totality

https://totality666.bandcamp.com/album/me-pop-now

[jhupaig]