#fluff noise

[fluffmothy]

Thinking about robot cock and how it could actually piston into you

[zephyrchama]

There was a twinge of worry in Beelzebub's voice when you picked up his phone call. There was hardly any delay between the time you accepted the call and him going, "hey. Is Belphie with you? I can't find him. He's not in the attic, or our room, or the kitchen."

"Yeah, he's with me," you replied. Beelzebub exhaled a sigh of relief. You didn't have to look far to confirm the Avatar of Sloth was slouched against your shoulder. "He's taking a na-"

"I'm protecting you." Belphegor slurred his words as he stirred back to consciousness. His arm coiled around your lower back. Maybe he was still in dreamland.

You held the phone away from your mouth to explain, "Beel's on the phone. Do you want to talk to him?"

Belphegor huffed and dug his forehead into your shoulder with closed eyes. "Just tell him I'm protecting you."

"Um. Okay." You turned your attention back to the phone. "Belphie wants you to know that he's protecting me."

"That's great," his twin responded. "From what?"

"I... don't know."

You pressed your cheek against Belphegor's head to ask, "hey, Belphie? Whatcha protecting me from?"

He grumbled several sleepy little groans before insisting, once again, "I'm protecting you." There was no further elaboration.

"Cool, thanks."

Back into the receiver, you explained, "I have no idea, but he's protecting me."

"That's great," Beelzebub repeated.

[leniisreallycool]

The Silent Game

MC gets sick of the brothers' constant bullshit and demands that they play the silent game

They challenge the brothers to see who can last the longest without speaking

The rules: speaking, no burping, passing gas, scraping chairs or any other furniture, chewing too loud, breathing too loud, clapping, punching/slapping/any other form of hitting that causes noise, grunting, etc

Coughing or sneezing is fine, as long as it's involuntary

Texting is only acceptable in situations where they would already use text or if they have to talk to Diavolo or Barbatos

Satan and Belphie immediately tries to piss Lucifer off enough to break and scold him but it doesn't work

Beel doesn't even have to put effort into it except to keep his chewing noises to a minimum

And he can't go on a rampage when Mammon takes advantage of the situation to steal his yogurt

Belphie would have just slept through the challenge but MC said sleep talking or communication through dream walking is also forbidden

Lucifer is pissed off when Diavolo talks to him and he has to text him in response

Diavolo finds the situation delightful and bugs Lucifer to try to break him

Barbatos does too but more subtly

*insert brief joke about making Solomon play too*

Asmo is in tears when he realizes he can't speak to his fans or make videos or go on quote unquote dates

Levi just sits in his room the whole time except for meals

No one knows if he's following the challenge or not but they can't hear anything from his room so it's safe to assume he is

The challenge has been going for three days and it's starting to creep MC out

They've never had a round of the silent game go on this long

It's eerily silent and they almost want to call off the challenge

But it's so nice to not have to worry about anyone slamming doors and screaming at each other

So they let it go on

Mammon steals Lucifer's credit card and gets strung up

To his credit he doesn't yell for help

Belphie is the first to break 5 days in

He's half asleep when he demands MC cuddle him, forgetting that he's not supposed to speak

He acts like he doesn't care but he wishes he wasn't the first to break

He takes advantage of the fact that because he lost, he can be as loud as he wants

MC is so done immediately

Asmo and Levi are next, 2 days later, a1 week in

He had a livestream scheduled with someone cool and awesome and he just can't miss it

It makes him cry to lose but he gets over it pretty quick

It means he can whisper sweet nothings to MC while the others watch in jealousy

Levi tells him to fuck off and stops, realizing his mistake too late

Beel is next 2 days later

Mammon took too many of his desserts and absolutely lost it

He was ashamed afterwards but he lost

That leaves Mammon, Satan, and Lucifer

Another whole week goes by without anyone dropping out

Surprisingly it's Satan next

He's bugging Lucifer again as he has been for the last 2 & 1/2 weeks with no result

He drops a chair on Lucifer in the hopes that he'll noisily crack it in half

But Lucifer sidesteps and the chair smacks the floor

Satan loses

Now it's only the oldest two left and the rest have started taking bets

Barbatos already knows who's going to win so they make him monitor the bets so no one cheats

No one expected Mammon to last this long because he's normally so obnoxiously loud (I love him anyway hush)

Then one day

Three weeks into the challenge

Lucifer walks up behind Mammon to tell him something

Mammon didn't know he was there

And squawked

Lucifer didn't even intend to startle him

It was a complete accident

Everyone is disappointed with the anticlimactic ending

But hey! MC got a few weeks of relatively less chaos

And for a while afterwards the brothers automatically stay silent when they walk into a room with MC before remembering that the game is over

Worth

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking about an estranged childhood friends to lovers story with gojo……

you’re a rowdy kid. during one of your adventures, you end up at the gojo estate; sneaking your way into a vast, beautiful garden, pretty pink roses as far as the eye can see. little gojo is crouched down, watching tiny sprouts grow, and you’re too captivated to look away. bright snowy hair, striking blue eyes, all dolled up in a fancy yukata. he turns to meet your gaze — and all you give him is a sheepish laugh, before strolling over to introduce yourself. he doesn’t seem to mind the company, so you keep coming over to play with him. you bring cool rocks, pretty cicadas you caught, a dusty gameboy. he listens to you speak. he watches the way you move, wave your hands when you’re excited. he grows so, so fond of you.

one day, you stop coming by to see him — and he doesn’t need confirmation to know that one of the maids must have chased you off.

twenty years later, you meet him again, in a crowded little café. he calls out for you by name and you have no idea who you’re looking at. a tall, handsome, cheery man… wearing a blindfold? and shooting you a charming grin. you have no idea who he is, but he remembers you. he remembers you a lot more than he should. he chides you for forgetting your very best friend, but there’s nothing but humour in his voice. you watch as he speaks, as he moves, as he taps his feet under the table after insisting you order something — his treat. you still don’t remember him.

but you’re captivated, all the same.

(from underneath his blindfold, gojo watches you smile. he thinks to himself that some things must truly never change; because he still feels that familiar swarm of butterflies, with every move you make.)

[mizu-schizo-dog]

took some pics of my asbestos today :3

[deadsnakey]

𝐒𝐋𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 —> 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐄˚ᡴꪫ

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જ⁀➴ remembers all of your orders and all your favorite snacks, drinks, food, etc. he wants to make sure to always make you happy.

જ⁀➴ main love language being acts of service and quality time. Loves soaking up your presence and just being near you. He doesn't mind doing things for you either.

જ⁀➴ always speaks Italian when upset, angry, yelling. Probably teaches you a good amount of Italian so y'all can say wtvr and shit talk abt someone right in front of them.

જ⁀➴ smoking sessions together unless you dont smoke; won't smoke around you if you have asthma, etc.

જ⁀➴ a lot of forehead kisses.

જ⁀➴ loves buying you stuff he thinks you'd like or know you'd like.

જ⁀➴ tbh he loves seeing you happy so gifting you things is something he's more then happy to do so don't worry about doing anything in return, he's not expecting anything in return.

જ⁀➴ loves it if you get your nails done, thinks they're also so gorgeous on you and will gladly send you money for it.

જ⁀➴ matching bracelets because you wanted too.

જ⁀➴ he's so whipped for you, same with mattheo, you have to know him in order for him to open up to you and genuinely see he's such a sweet guy and has good intentions.

જ⁀➴ very soft for you, huge soft spot only for you tbh and will admit it when his friends tease him about it, he ain't ashamed of loving his girl.

જ⁀➴ if he hears you complaining that you're running out on something or noticed you are, he'll casually just get you more of it and hand it to you like it was nothing.

જ⁀➴ like bae....that perfume was limited addition and $689 wdym?!?

જ⁀➴ will bake for you!!!! loves taking care of you and helping you, really. it makes him feel wanted especially when you come to him first.

જ⁀➴ shares his things with you, he doesn't mind sharing with you, only you. belongings or food.

A/n the most I could do considering I have very little motivation rn.

[aventurineswife]

Can I request for a Jing yuan (and perchance others) short fic where their s/o like involuntarily lets out noises when they make out, but like it’s very often and they don’t even realize they’re doing it 😭

“A Melody That Speaks to Me”

Summary: While sharing a tender moment with Jing Yuan, you involuntarily make soft noises during your kiss—humms and sighs that leave you embarrassed. However, Jing Yuan finds these sounds endearing, and instead of being embarrassed, he appreciates the vulnerability they show, making you feel even more cherished and loved.

Tags: Jing Yuan x Reader, Fluff, Soft Moments, Involuntary Noises, Embarrassment, Tenderness, Kissing, Comfort, Playful, Lighthearted, Affection, Romance.

The quiet of the night enveloped the two of you, the only sounds being the faint rustle of silk and the occasional creak of the wooden floor beneath your feet. Jing Yuan stood just a few inches from you, his eyes gleaming with that usual, calm assurance.

His lips quirked into a knowing smile, an expression that always seemed to hint at some private joke only he was in on. You, however, were far too distracted by the softness of his lips against yours to notice the subtle shift in his gaze.

It had started as a simple kiss—innocent enough—but as time passed, the kiss deepened. His hands gently cupped your face, keeping you close as the world outside the two of you faded away.

And that’s when it happened.

A soft sound—a faint, almost involuntary hum—escaped your lips. You froze immediately, heat rushing to your cheeks as you pulled away slightly, eyes widening in embarrassment.

Jing Yuan’s expression softened, though his smile tugged at the corners of his lips. His voice was a low murmur, playful yet somehow fond. “Did you just... hum?”

You didn’t even realize it had slipped out. A quiet, almost melodic noise that was undeniably intimate in the moment. “I—uh, I didn’t mean to,” you stammered, your face turning a shade of red that almost rivaled his red ribbon. You quickly tried to cover it up, feeling incredibly flustered. “It just... happened.”

He leaned in again, his breath warm against your skin. His hands gently traced down your arms, reassuring yet teasing. “Mm, I know. But it’s rather charming,” he murmured.

Before you could respond, his lips found yours once more, but this time, you couldn’t help but let another soft sound escape, a tiny whimper as his lips teased the corner of your mouth. You quickly pulled back again, your cheeks burning.

“I-I’m sorry, I don’t know why I keep—”

“Don’t apologize,” he cut in smoothly, his voice rich with amusement. He gently cupped your chin, tilting your face up to meet his. “I find it... endearing.”

Your heart skipped at the warmth in his voice. “Endearing?” you repeated, blinking up at him in confusion.

He nodded, a quiet chuckle escaping his lips. “I’m not used to such an... honest response. You wear your feelings so plainly, it’s quite... refreshing.” His gaze softened, his thumb grazing your bottom lip in a gesture that made you feel both exposed and adored.

With each kiss, you felt another soft hum escape your lips—this time, it wasn’t out of embarrassment but a natural response to the overwhelming tenderness he was showing you.

It was then that you realized Jing Yuan wasn’t bothered by it. In fact, it seemed to amuse him, his lips curving into that signature smile every time you let another sound slip, like he found something genuinely endearing about your unintentional vulnerability.

“Your little noises,” he began softly, his lips brushing against yours as he spoke, “are like a melody I’ve grown fond of. I won’t deny it—it's hard not to be charmed by someone so unguarded.”

You couldn’t help but laugh softly, a little breathless from the mix of nerves and warmth swirling within you. “You’re not embarrassed by it?”

His hand found its way to the back of your neck, holding you closer, but there was nothing but tenderness in his touch. “Embarrassed? Hardly.” He leaned in closer, his voice a whisper against your ear. “It’s a privilege, you know. That I get to hear your unspoken thoughts through every little sound you make.”

A shiver ran down your spine as his lips brushed your ear, and without realizing it, another soft sound escaped you—a tiny sigh this time.

He chuckled lowly, a rumbling, warm sound that made your heart flutter. “See? You’re doing it again. But this time... I think I’ll enjoy it even more.”

You buried your face in the crook of his neck, thoroughly embarrassed, but it only made Jing Yuan’s quiet laughter grow fonder. His arms tightened around you, a steady presence that grounded you in the moment.

There was something so reassuring in the way he embraced your every little imperfection. In that moment, you knew you didn’t need to apologize anymore.

Because, for Jing Yuan, every little noise you made wasn’t something to hide. It was just another way for him to hear you—without words.

[themeraldee]

Do you think homelander would be like those boyfriends in those videos online when the boyfriends will shake their heads at their partner when watching something like a rom com, reality TV show, or shows like ya know vampire diaries, gossip girl, ect and makes fun of it then leaves the room "judging" them, only to come back and stand glued to the TV bc they actually got invested in the drama and sit down next to them to watch it together . I feel like homie would make fun of shows like that and then secretly sneak back in, tryna see what happens next then when his partner turns around and catches him watching they just pat the seat next to them being like "Come on, ill restart the entire show for you since you like it sm" and he'd be grumbling but end up sitting down and watching it? Sorry if this is worded oddly and if you dont know what videos I'm talking about

HAH! I haven't actually seen the videos you mean but I know the trope. You know what I totally see him watching trash TV (alongside 'girly' TV shows). Like he'd lowkey get into the storylines and like you say begrudgingly be sitting down and watching from the start bcs dammit at least this is more entertaining than Deep's interview that was running live on a different channel.

Just give the man a hobby, I beg. Also it'd be nice for him to get a routine with his partner going. Like okay we gotta make sure we watch our daily episode. Can't go to bed without our ritual.

At the end of the day, the content doesn't matter. He's doing happy normal people things and spending time with his SO. What's not to like!

Get cuddled up and cosy in some jammies and a soft blanket and you're golden!

[sshiostwordblog]

Okay so I was in my moods again, here we go with another one of these tk comics...

I did not like the colored version.

Who put ears and a tail? Not me... (One of @cloudsontherainbow's rants inspired me to make this guys 🙏🙏)

[fluffmothy]

I need to be put in a mating press as another man rams his knotted strap into me. I think that would fix me. Just some sloppy feral sex.

[baby-tini]

After watching this edit of Mikey 146 times (I counted) I'm done gatekeeping...

All credit goes to blu3b3ll14 on tiktok

WHY CAN'T HE THROW ME AROUND LIKE THAT!!!

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Above the Noise || Jensen x Reader || Series || Website Exclusive

Summary: While traveling around Europe to escape her small town and find herself, Y/N grows desperate for extra income and answers an advert for an audio editor for adult content. Little does she realise, the voice she’ll grow to crave belongs to the one man that can change her life for the better.  

Rating: 18+

Pairing(s): Jensen x Other || Reader x Other || (eventual) Jensen x Reader

Warnings: None

Tags: AU, audio pornstar, dirty talking, smut, masturbation, innocent/virgin!reader, daddy kink, degradation, humiliation, praise kink, pleasure kink, oral sex (male and female), p in v, angst, long distance, slow burn romance, pining, sexual tension, flirting, teasing, role playing, mentions of religion/religious oppression, slight degradation, major self hatred

A/Ns: People enjoyed The Fan so much, it got me thinking about a vague series idea I had along the same vein. I worked on the plot and this is what I come up with!

A/Ns 2: Originally, this was going to be posted on Tumblr, but as I have since decided to step away from posting on here, the story will remain a website exclusive and will be posted weekly until the end.

Available to read on my website...

Chapter One || Chapter Two || Chapter Three || Chapter Four || Chapter Five || Chapter Six || Chapter Seven || Chapter Eight

Coming Soon...

Chapter Nine || Chapter Ten || Chapter Eleven || Chapter Twelve || Chapter Thirteen || Chapter Fourteen || Chapter Fifteen || Chapter Sixteen || Chapter Seventeen || Chapter Eighteen || Chapter Nineteen || Chapter Twenty || Chapter Twenty One || Chapter Twenty Two || Chapter Twenty Three || Chapter Twenty Four || Chapter Twenty Five (FIN)

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[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

gojo is the type of bf to kiss you alllllll the time when you least expect it . i know he is. super casually and whenever he feels like it, no matter what you’re doing….. every time you so much as pucker your lips in thought he’s There and ready to smooch you :((((((( you’re sitting on the couch and reading? smooch. you’re cooking? smooch. you’re in the shower? smooch. how did he get in there? smooch. he’s insane and addicted and he loves you sosomuch……..

[yup123abc]

OK some post somewhere said what if something that could be part of healing for Fizz eventually (if he wants it ofc) is if Asmo took him to get the ragged horn ends filed down and then accessorizable with a variety of decorative horn caps (look up domestic cows and goats for example).

So anyway I started doodling.

[mouzeinsoup]

it's the lil mans birthday todayay

[glambots]

had an idea that’s pretty self indulgent but I think sun and moon would like the little quirks I have. I’m autistic and I flap my hands when I get really excited and I also say ‘yippee!’ And ‘teehee’ in a high pitched voice and I dunno I think sun/moon would find that adorable.

I like to imagine one of the DCA's autistic quirks includes mirroring/mimicking people, so they'd definitely pick up on your mannerisms and start copying them (intentionally or not).