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4dr3n4lin3 · 6 months ago
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it’s so over
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jeonseoguu · 6 months ago
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doodle + unfinished work dump
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thewandererh · 2 months ago
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summons several fandoms
(this is not a ship)
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nammcito · 6 months ago
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Paranoia de The Marias, click buscar
All of Submarine was written to explain the Caejose and the rest of Joseph's relationships, fuentes yo !!1!1
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spiciestmango · 3 months ago
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Knifeplay your moots to celebrate The Ides or something idk im new to tumblr still
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sheasshovel · 2 months ago
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redraw from one of my first jjba comics😭
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5 yrs later…I’m still here…
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callmegaith · 7 months ago
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The long fight
A sort of vent drawing I wanted to make to express how I've been feeling lately with one of my cats having caught ringworms. His name is Brutus and he's a damn good cat but he always likes to get himself into trouble, acts all tough like he's the biggest around.
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I'm hopeful but it's gonna be a long time before things can go back to normal. Brutus has never been alone before and he's always been a very social cat so being away from his siblings has been making him depressed. But I do my best to keep him happy while he's isolated.
My next vet appointment is on the 9th and if you'd like to help me and my kitty pay the bills, please consider commissioning me
Or just tipping me on Kofi
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zagreusm · 11 months ago
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I may or may not have become obssesed with these men, ehe
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cricketcampbell · 18 days ago
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📸 – an instagram layout featuring your muse + CAESAR !!!
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ft. @mackmontgomery
social media/communication meme
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aislingangel · 2 years ago
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Remember that scene from the barbie movie?? Yeah
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wcrstbehavior · 2 months ago
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continued from here ( @deviiates )
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Arielle leaned back against the railing, arms crossed as her eyes flicked toward him, half-lidded and dangerous. "Please," she said, the word practically dripping with sarcasm. "If I liked someone just for standing up to me, I'd be in love with TSA agents and customer service reps by now." A beat passed, and then her voice dropped, softer, almost a dare. "But you? You're different. You don't just stand up to me. You get under my skin. That's... Inconvenient." She looked away, taking a slow sip from her glass. "But maybe I keep track of your eyes so I can spot trouble before it starts."
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incaensio · 2 years ago
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Domi: [Caesar] Of course I'd like to know! Oh Domitila, you know I can keep a secret. [Wink] But something that doesn't need to be kept a secret, I must know if you have any favorite looks of the night? Not only do we have tributes to choose from but a phenomenal amount of victors, escorts, other stylist, the list goes on and on!
she laughs, easy camaraderie with a fellow colleague, nay, friend. the topic of fashion is an easy one for her and, truly, in her mind she already has a top ten. but there's a pesky thing called diplomacy in front of the cameras, and she sighs. "you're out to get me here, honey." domitila tsks, gives caesar an accusatory look; then she shifts, as if giving thought. "i'd love to be humble, caesar, but i gotta say something of mine — my dearest enobaria's. doesn't it fit her so well? we all know she has claws, but isn't she also so lovely? so much so we're even matching a little!" laughter comes tumbling out as she shows off her black attire, very much different from enobaria's, but, then, when did she make equal looks?
"outside of my creations, my colleagues from one always deliver. lucky looks so charming, doesn't he? there's the bright spark from three — it's not always we see creativity from one of our finest districts! oh, and four, of course. finnick odair, am i right?" she fans at herself; it's the standard response to the darling of the capitol. "annie cresta, however. a bit gaudy, don't you think?" it's just lingering annoyance. everyone with eyes will be fawning over the ghost from four's body with that skimpy, but interesting, outfit they've put on her.
she's done evaluating clothes now — it's not like there's ever something worth speaking of anyone from the other districts, anyways.
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samucl-kane · 1 month ago
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@cricketcampbell
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iydiamartinx · 2 months ago
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STAKEOUT AT TABLE NINE
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dick grayson x reader, ft. batfam
divider by: @cafekitsune & @thecutestgrotto& @omi-resources word count: 1.8k synopsis: Dick Grayson just wanted a normal date. No suits. No masks. Definitely no Batkid stakeout at a fancy restaurant. Too bad his siblings brought disguises, drama, and a front-row seat to his love life. a/n: Since you guys liked unexpected guests, I thought I'd might make something with a similar vibe
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You were halfway through your glass of wine, basking in the warm candlelight of the nicest date night you’d had in weeks, when Dick froze, fork halfway to his mouth, eyes narrowing like a predator who’d spotted prey.
“…No.”
You paused, setting down your glass. “What now?”
His eyes narrowed. “We’re being watched.”
Your shoulders tensed. “Joker? Riddler? Ra’s?”
He leaned in, deadly serious. “Worse. My siblings.”
You’d never officially met them outside your masked persona, but Dick had told you enough stories to paint a vivid picture—and to mentally prepare yourself for chaos incarnate.
You turned slowly. And sure enough…
At a nearby table, Tim sat like a stockbroker on his lunch break—slicked-back hair, tailored blazer, a leather briefcase on one side, and a newspaper in front of him. A newspaper with actual eyeholes cut into it. He lowered it just long enough to snap a photo of you and Dick with his phone—flash still on. The sound of the shutter echoed across the room.
You blinked against the glare.
Two tables behind him sat Stephanie, Duke, and Cassandra—though only one of them looked remotely sane.
Steph wore a wide-brimmed floppy sunhat, oversized sunglasses, and clutched a fake martini glass with what looked like club soda and a floating plastic olive. She was scribbling furiously in a notebook every time you smiled.
Duke, hood pulled low and sunglasses slipping down his nose, scanned the restaurant with exaggerated caution, eyes darting like a man expecting an ambush from the breadsticks.
And Cass—bless her—was the only one not drawing attention, dressed in all black, seated in a dark corner with the stillness of someone who could vanish in a blink.
At the bar, Jason hunched in a hoodie, the world’s worst fake mustache clinging to his upper lip. He cradled a glass of whiskey like a noir detective, speaking quietly into the cuff of his sleeve.
“Target is laughing,” you overheard him mutter. “Suspect she’s under duress. Dickhead is not that charming. Something’s not right.”
And then there was Damian.
In a crisp waiter uniform and fake french moustache.
He was not employed at this restaurant.
Dick sucked in a breath, knuckles tightening around his fork. “I’m going to kill them.”
“He’s got a name tag,” you whispered, peeking at the small child approaching. “It says ‘Darian.’”
Damian arrived at your table with the poise of a cat about to pounce. “Your special tonight is betrayal with a side of poor judgment. Wine?”
“Hi, Damian,” you said sweetly.
He did not flinch. “Darian.”
Dick gave him a look full of daggers. “You don’t work here.”
“I do now,” Damian replied, already aggressively pouring wine you didn’t order. “You’re welcome.”
“Damian,” Dick warned, voice like steel under velvet.
“Darian,” Damian corrected with a touch more venom. He leaned closer, gaze flicking to you. “Also—if she hurts you, I know where she lives.”
You took a measured sip of your wine. “You do not.”
He offered a tight, terrifying smile. “You’d be surprised.”
With that, he straightened and stalked away with a grace that would’ve fooled anyone who wasn’t aware he was a miniature assassin in disguise. You watched, stunned, as he stopped at another table and casually placed a Caesar salad in front of a confused elderly man.
“…did he just bring someone a salad?” you whispered.
Dick blinked. “That better not be poisoned.”
You stared at the table. “Do we tell the manager?”
He reached for his phone, jaw set with dangerous calm. “No. We do something worse.”
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It turned out Dick’s threat wasn’t empty, and that “something worse” wasn’t him dealing with the problem himself. It was calling Bruce.
Two minutes later, Damian stormed back to the table where Stephanie, Tim, and Jason had regrouped—his eyes burning with righteous fury, apron askew, name tag reading Darian slightly crooked.
“Grayson called Father,” he hissed, like the words tasted like acid in his mouth.
Tim slowly lowered his newspaper, concern flickering across his face.
The fallout had been immediate. The real waiter—confused but polite—had approached Damian mid-salad-delivery with the kind of corporate smile reserved for polite hostage situations.
“I’m terribly sorry, sir,” the man had said, “but we’ve received a call from a Mr. Wayne regarding a… staffing issue.”
Damian hadn’t even gotten to argue before he was gently but firmly escorted from the dining floor like a misbehaving pageant child. Of course, Bruce had smoothed things over with the restaurant, offering a generous donation to the manager’s favorite charity along with a promise that the Wayne family would “handle it internally.”
To Damian’s credit, he had been shockingly efficient. No-nonsense, quick on his feet, and absolutely ruthless with customers who snapped their fingers or mispronounced “gnocchi.” In another life, he might’ve made an excellent maître d’.
“Abort?” Tim asked cautiously, glancing between his younger brother’s scowl and the still-blissfully-untouched couple across the room.
Duke, seated beside Steph, hesitated. “That’s probably a good idea.”
Steph scoffed, eyes hidden behind oversized sunglasses, the rim of her floppy hat flopping forward as she leaned in.
“Absolutely not,” she said firmly. “We need to know more about her.”
“Her name is Y/N,” Damian deadpanned. “She’s twenty-six, known as the vigilante Nightshade, she is a licensed EMT, allergic to strawberries, and owns three copies of Pride and Prejudice. She’s left-handed but shoots with her right. She—”
“I meant emotionally,” Steph cut in, wagging a finger. “Like… her vibe. Her soul. Her long-term intentions.”
Jason, sprawled sideways in his chair, tossed a peanut into the air and caught it in his mouth without missing a beat. “As long as I get to annoy Dick, I’m in.”
“You’re always in when it comes to annoying Dick,” Tim muttered.
Jason grinned. “Exactly.”
Cass, perched quietly at the end of the booth, looked up from her menu and gave a simple shrug. She hadn’t contributed much—hadn’t even bothered with a disguise—but she didn’t seem eager to leave either. Being around the family was enough for her.
Across the room, Dick brushed your hair behind your ear, leaned close, and murmured something that made you smile wide and laugh softly. It made Jason scowl like he’d bitten into something sour.
“They’re flirting,” he muttered. “Like, real flirting.”
Tim frowned. “Well, yeah. It’s a date.”
“I didn’t think he had that in him,” Jason said. “I mean—look at him. Who laughs like that? It’s so…bright.”
Duke arched a brow. “You mean… what happy people do?”
“Or people in love?” Tim added
Jason blinked. “Exactly. They’re disgusting.”
Stephanie snorted into her fake martini. “God forbid someone in this family finds healthy emotional connection.”
Jason pointed a finger at her. “Hey. I support him. I just don’t want to witness it.”
Cass, quietly perched beside Duke, leaned forward with her chin in her hand and spoke for the first time since returning to the booth. “It’s nice.”
The rest of them looked over at her.
She shrugged, eyes still on the couple across the restaurant. “He’s soft around her. Comfortable. That matters.”
There was a beat of silence.
Then Jason muttered, “I liked it better when he was brooding and depressed. At least that made sense.”
“You say that,” Steph quipped, “but we all know you’d cry if he got dumped.”
Jason scoffed. “Tch. As if.”
Cass tilted her head. “You hugged him when his goldfish died.”
“It was a very loyal goldfish,” Jason snapped.
Duke stifled a laugh behind his hand.
Tim was already typing on his phone again. “Logging that. Jason cried over the fish.”
“I did not cry—”
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Back at your table, Dick dragged a hand down his face, groaning softly into his palm.
“This was supposed to be a normal date,” he muttered. “No suits. No masks. No siblings playing Mission: Impossible: Wayne Edition.”
You bit back a grin, reaching under the table to squeeze his hand. “You know what this means, right?”
He tilted his head toward you, wariness creasing the corners of his eyes. “That I’m not allowed to have a single nice thing?”
“No,” you said sweetly, lacing your fingers with his. “That they’re deeply invested in your love life.”
He groaned again.
You leaned in conspiratorially, your voice soft, dangerous with mischief. “Should we give them a show?”
There was a pause.
Then a slow smirk curved across his face. It started small—just a twitch at the corner of his mouth—but it bloomed fast, pulling dimples into his cheeks and lighting a mischievous gleam in his blue eyes.
“Oh,” he said, voice low and gleeful, “absolutely.”
His hand tightened around yours, and for a moment, you could almost feel the heat of retaliation rolling off him like sunbeams through stained glass.
“They wanna spy?” he murmured, already sliding his chair a little closer. “Let’s give them something worth watching.”
He looked over his shoulder—right at the table full of Bat-siblings, who immediately scrambled to look inconspicuous. Tim’s newspaper snapped, Jason dropped his toothpick, and Steph turned her martini glass upside down in panic.
Dick turned back to you, grinning like the devil himself. “You ready?”
You lifted your wine glass with a wink. “Always.”
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The group didn’t even have time to formulate a new plan—no whispered code words, no exit strategies, not even a dramatic group huddle.
Because across the room, right there in full view of God and Gotham, you and Dick locked lips.
Heatedly.
With both hands cradling your jaw and your fingers curling into his shirt collar like a scene straight out of a romantic drama that was very much not PG-13.
A collective shriek erupted from the Bat-kid table.
“Gross!” Jason choked, nearly falling off his stool as he recoiled like he’d just witnessed a live-action horror movie.
“My eyes!” Tim wailed, throwing his newspaper into the air like it might serve as a spiritual shield. “I can’t unsee that!”
Duke scrambled upright, reaching out like a soldier diving into danger. “Damian, don’t look—!”
Too late.
Damian stood rigid, face twisted into a look of pure betrayal, eyes wide like someone who’d just witnessed a war crime.
“They have no shame,” he said hollowly.
“There are children present!” Duke hissed, pulling his hoodie over Damian’s head like a protective blindfold. “Actual children!”
Across the restaurant, a waiter paused mid-step to observe the scene at the booth. He blinked once, slowly, then turned and walked in the opposite direction without a word.
Stephanie gagged, shoving a napkin over her face. “I knew they were going to do something, but that—that was unholy!”
Cass, on the other hand, leaned forward with a pleased little smile, calmly sipping her water. “They’re cute.”
“No,” Jason said hoarsely. “They’re a menace.”
“They’re a power couple,” Cass countered.
At that moment, Dick finally pulled back, eyes sparkling with self-satisfaction as he rested his forehead gently against yours. You both laughed—softly, smugly—and he didn’t even need to look over his shoulder to know the carnage had taken hold.
“I think I broke Jason,” he whispered.
You grinned. “You definitely traumatized Tim.”
He sighed happily. “Best date night ever.”
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studioeisa · 28 days ago
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you deserve each other ⛱️ seokmin x reader.
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all is fair in love, war, and... trying to get fired? the waterpark is the last place you and seokmin want to be. in a ditch attempt to escape your job, the two of you opt to break carat bay’s unspoken, cardinal rule: don't date your co-worker.
⛱️ pairing. co-workers seokmin x reader. ⛱️ word count. 12.4k. ⛱️ genres. alternate universe: non-idol, alternate universe: waterpark co-workers. romance, friendship, humor, hint of angst. ⛱️ includes. mentions of food, alcohol; profanity. fake dating and all its shenanigans, sweetheart seokmin, lots of making out (do with that what you will), soonyoung is a plot device, other idols get randomly name dropped as employees. ⛱️ notes. this is part of @camandemstudios’ carat bay collaboration. ever so grateful to be trusted with seok! ‹𝟹 thank you to my ride or die, @chugging-antiseptic-dye, for beta reading. check out the other fics in the collaboration here. 🎵 seokmin’s top tracks this month. sugar, brockhampton. sunny days, wave to earth. get you, daniel caesar ft. kali uchis. heart to heart, mac de marco. m2m, cody jon.
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The framed plaque is heavier than you expect.
A small, polished thing. Mahogany edges, gold trim. Your name etched onto a brushed metal plate, capitalized and misspelled. The receptionist claps politely. Someone offers you a slice of cake. Your manager—Changbin—says your name like it’s a blessing, like you’re his biggest win this quarter.
“... a beacon of initiative,” he’s saying, hand on your back, smile radiant and full of teeth. “Always on time, never a complaint, always going above and beyond—”
You stop listening around the word beacon. 
Where joy should be, a horrible kind of dread is crawling up your throat like soda foam. You don’t want this. You never wanted this.
For the last six months, you’ve been orchestrating your own quiet downfall. 
Small acts of rebellion: late reports, mismatched fonts in client decks, turning in spreadsheets without formulas. Once, you deliberately CC’d the wrong contact on an invoice email. Twice. Three times.
Nothing. Not a single reprimand. You’ve only been praised for your ‘out-of-the-box thinking.’
Now here you are. Employee of the Month at Carat Bay—home of hollow branding jargon, ergonomic nightmares, and a break room fridge that smells like egg salad and regret. You’re holding a plaque you prayed someone else would win.
The universe is cruel. Your parents are crueler.
See, Carat Bay is just the latest on your resume’s Greatest Hits of Unwanted Professions. Before this was the summer you spent handing out frozen yogurt samples in a visor that said Lick Me. Before that: barista at a vegan café that also sold crystals. Before that: dog-walking, tutoring, retail at a candle shop that played Meghan Trainor on loop.
Your parents forced each one of them with the same airtight argument: You need discipline. You need direction.
You said you wanted to freelance. Write, maybe. Design book covers. Do something weird and personal and fulfilling. They laughed. Your father nearly choked on his coffee.
But a deal was struck with the Carat Bay gig. If you got laid off, they’d stop pushing. Let you go rogue. No more curated job listings emailed at 5 a.m. No more passive-aggressive forwarded TED Talks. No more, ‘When I was your age, I had a mortgage and two kids.’
If—if—you got laid off. Quitting was not in the cards. It was either that or you stay for at least three years, which you would honestly rather die than do. 
Now, you find that you have this. A plaque. A photo op. Changbin squealing, “This one’s going in the newsletter!”
God, you think, gripping the plaque like it might shatter. You are being rewarded for mediocrity. You are being celebrated for incompetence.
You smile for the camera anyway.
It’s the kind of smile that could get you promoted.
Back at the merchandise stand, your co-worker greets you with a grin and a pair of scissors he’s using to snip zip ties off a crate of branded tote bags.
“Look at you, hotshot,” Seokmin says, nudging you with his elbow. “Changbin’s golden child. I knew you had it in you.”
Your brows furrow. “You’re not mad?”
He scoffs, that beaming smile of his slotting back into place without a moment’s hesitation. “Why would I be mad? This means I don’t have to be Employee of the Month. That plaque is cursed,” he teases good-naturedly. 
You laugh. Genuinely, if only for a second. Seokmin is the kind of person who makes you believe in the good of humanity. 
He once gave his lunch to a crying intern. He always remembers your birthday. He talks to every lost tourist like it’s his job, which technically, it is not. And—in your honest, unbiased opinion—he’s easy on the eyes, too. It takes a lot to make the dreadful polo and even more dreadful khakis work, but Seokmin somehow manages. 
“Seriously,” he continues, turning back to the tote bags, “I’m happy for you. You’ve been working hard. And let’s be honest, you’re the only one who knows how to fix the card reader. Changbin was probably just buying insurance.”
There’s a lightness to his voice. No trace of envy. Just easy, unaffected kindness.
You swallow down the guilt forming like a pit in your stomach. You’ve been quietly planning your own escape route while he’s been showing up every day like a real adult, juggling overtime and night classes. You’re trying to crash and burn and Seokmin—sweet, undeserving Seokmin—might get singed in the crossfire.
You clear your throat. “Thanks, Seokmin. That means a lot.”
He just shrugs. “Don’t let it go to your head, okay? You still owe me lunch for covering your shift last week.”
Seokmin walks away to restock mugs, and you stare after him, plaque still under your arm, feeling like the world’s worst con artist. You don’t want Employee of the Month. You don’t deserve it. 
You know someone who does. 
Lee Seokmin, who brings extra socks to work in case someone forgets theirs. He knows the perfect ratio of syrup to ice in the rainbow slushies. He has an uncanny ability to get toddlers to stop crying with a single balloon animal. 
You’ve seen it all. He’s sunshine in human form, if sunshine occasionally tripped over its own feet and knocked over the popcorn machine.
That’s the thing, though. Seokmin—bumbling, bright-eyed Lee Seokmin—isn’t just your co-worker. He’s the son of the owners. 
The heir of this kitschy little theme park kingdom. The golden boy who is destined to inherit its cotton candy throne and take up the sticky, sunscreen-slicked mantle of summer fun for generations to come.
Carat Bay is practically tattooed on his DNA. The gift shop trinkets, the underwater mascot shows, the overenthusiastic lifeguards. This whole place was designed by his family and built on a business model of manufactured joy, and he was the prince working the merchandise stand to get some good ol’ starting-from-the-bottom experience. 
So when, days later, he startles and blurts, “I swear it’s not what it looks like!”—while clutching an open box cutter and a half-disemboweled box of limited edition light sticks—your first reaction isn’t anger. 
It’s confusion.
You ask, flatly, “What the fuck are you doing?”
He winces. He always winces when you swear. Rubbing the back of his neck, his eyes dart around like he’s searching for an escape hatch. “Okay, I know this looks bad. Like, really bad,” he starts. “But I swear I wasn’t going to, like, ruin them. Just… make them look better?”
Your mouth opens. Closes. And opens again. “But why?” you manage. It’s a good thing the waterpark has already shut down for the day. You’re not sure what you’d do if you had to deal with this with a whole shift ahead of you.
Seokmin sighs. It’s the kind of sigh that carries a decade of summer-themed retail trauma.
You glance over his shoulder to the shimmering banner flapping in the breeze: WELCOME TO CARAT BAY—THE #1 MERCH DESTINATION ON THE COASTLINE! A glittering monstrosity. Just like everything else here.
“I thought you liked it here,” you add, genuinely bewildered. “You do the Carat cheer. You wore the mascot suit that one time. Willingly.”
He shrugs, sheepish. “Well, yeah. But I also want out.”
“You’re the owner’s kid. All this is going to be yours someday.” You gesture vaguely at the cartoon dolphins, the sparkle-laminated shelves, the sea of bubblegum-pink merchandise. 
Seokmin shouldn’t be cutting up product. He should be on some managerial fast-track, drawing up expansion plans in a conference room somewhere. Not ruining stock and looking like he’s going to hurl from the guilt of it.
It happens fast enough for you to almost miss it, but Seokmin’s expression crumbles into  a grimace. Unnatural on a face that usually had a perpetual grin, a catalogue of every positive emotion known to man. “Yeah,” he exhales. “Exactly.” 
It clicks, then. All of it.
The too-frequent mishandling of inventory. The time he tripped and unplugged the entire register system. The day he mistakenly shipped an entire box of glow-in-the-dark keychains to the wrong coast.
You’d chalked it up to Seokmin being Seokmin. Lovable. Mildly chaotic. But now—
“You’ve been trying to get fired,” you say, the truth hitting you like a tsunami on the Wave River.
“Just like you,” Seokmin confirms. The knowledge sends a prickle of panic down your spine, but it fades when he goes on to joke, “Only I suck at it even more than you do.”
You snort. You can’t help it. “Wow. So we’re really the dumbest people here.”
He laughs sheepishly, but it’s the most honest thing you’ve heard in weeks. And when your eyes meet, there’s this quiet understanding that passes between you—like a pact sealed in shared misery and mutual sabotage.
You exhale. “Fine. I won’t rat you out. But you’re going to tell me what it is you actually want to do. Eventually.”
Seokmin grins. It’s that sun-bright, unfiltered expression he wears when he’s about to say something incredibly sincere or incredibly stupid.
“Deal.”
You reach for the disemboweled box. “Let’s make it look like an accident.”
Now you’ve both got a secret. And a goal.
The only thing more dangerous than two people who hate their jobs? Two people who’ve decided to stop pretending otherwise.
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Except nothing you try works.
You set the air conditioning so low people start confusing your booth for a meat locker. Seokmin deliberately stocks the wrong merchandise on the featured shelves. You both take extended lunch breaks and once, very deliberately, you curse out a mom with three kids after she calls the staff lazy. Seokmin nearly fainted afterward from the adrenaline.
But none of it lands. Your manager pats you both on the back. Customers rave about your booth on Yelp. Kids write thank-you notes in marker.
Next thing you know, a laminated sign appears at the break room. Your name and Seokmin’s, right next to the dreaded Employees of the Month title. 
The photo is horrible. Your smile is tight with disbelief. Seokmin’s peace sign is half a second from cramping.
You two convene in the supply closet. Your emergency meeting room of choice.
“This is bad,” you say, pacing. “This is so, so bad.”
“We could, uh… just keep trying?” Seokmin offers, nibbling the edge of a pen.
“We’ve been trying. We ended up with a plague.” You groan. “We need something bigger. Something bold.”
Your mind whirs. You sift through memory like old receipts in a drawer. Nobody gave a fuck enough about merchandise to cry about its sabotage. Snark was to be somewhat expected from the two of you, and you didn’t really want anything too extreme on your track record. 
How had the past couple of people left Carat Bay? Your fingers tap, tap, tap on the closed closet door. There had been Heeseung, and Soobin—
Bingo.
The recent firings. Not many, but enough to see the pattern.
Heeseung, shortly after he was confirmed to be living with the girl who worked the bodyslide. Soobin, who packed his stuff up when he was found making out with the after-hours lifeguard. 
The ‘rule’ wasn’t written in stone. Not in the employee manual, not mentioned during briefings. But it still existed in a yellowing Post-It taped up on the janky breakroom refrigerator.
DON’T FUCK EACH OTHER.
“Of course,” you whisper. “Of course.”
“What?” Seokmin says, wary.
You turn to him slowly. The smile that breaks on your face only seems to unnerve the boy even more, especially when you go on to declare,  “We fake date.”
A beat. Seokmin blinks at you like you just offered to throw hands with God himself. “Fake date?” he repeats. 
You nod sagely. “It’s bulletproof. Everyone who’s gotten canned the past three months? They were caught hooking up with coworkers. There’s a Post-It in the lounge, remember? ‘DON’T FUCK EACH OTHER.’”
Seokmin opens his mouth, closes it. Then again. It’s like watching a fish try to breathe above water. Finally, he croaks, “No.”
“No?”
“No,” he repeats, slightly firmer now, arms crossing over his chest like that would protect him from you. Which, to be fair, it might have if you weren’t already smirking.
“Wow,” you say, feigning hurt. “That repulsive, huh?”
Seokmin chokes. “Don’t put words into my mouth!”
You raise an eyebrow. “Then what am I supposed to take from that, huh? You look like I asked you to run off to Vegas.”
He rubs the back of his neck, visibly flustered. His ears are already pink. “It’s just… complicated.”
“Why? What, you got a secret girlfriend stashed in the plushie bin?”
He groans. “No. That’s not—I just… haven’t.”
“Haven’t what?”
“Dated.”
“You’ve never had bitches?”
“I don’t—women are not bitches,” Seokmin splutters. 
He looks like he might spontaneously combust. You’re half-tempted to poke his cheek, see if steam comes out of his ears. Cute, you muse to yourself, but cute in the same way that a kitten might be if its head was stuck in a tissue box. Not cute in a I-want-this-man way. At least, you don’t think so. 
You lean your elbow on the counter and study him, thoughtful. “I could ask someone else. Soonyoung probably wouldn’t even hesitate,” you note. “But I wanted it to be mutually beneficial.”
Seokmin chews the inside of his cheek. “Mutually beneficial?”
“Yeah. We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, handsome,” you say, deliberately sweet, watching his face redden by the second.
He presses his hands to his cheeks like that’ll stop the heat. “Can I… think about it?”
“Sure. Just don’t think too hard. Might take it personally.” 
He groans again, but you catch the shy little grin he tries to hide as he ducks his head. Victory tastes a lot like Seokmin’s embarrassment—soft and just a little sweet.
Four days and three failed sabotage attempts later, Seokmin finally gets back to you.
You’re in the middle of stacking sun-bleached baseball caps that say CARAT BAY: GOOD VIBES ONLY when he approaches, rubbing the back of his neck like he might apologize for existing.
“So,” he starts, glancing around like he thinks you might have an audience. The only person within 10 feet of you is a kid licking ice cream and glaring at a pigeon. “About the thing. The, uh. Proposal.”
You know where he’s getting at. You just want to hear him say it. “You’ll have to be more specific,” you say breezily. “I proposed several things.”
He goes pink in the ears. Adorable.
“The fake dating thing,” he clarifies, and then fumbles over his next words. “Not that I think dating you would be—I mean, obviously, you’re very—I’m not, like, repulsed or anything—”
“Seokmin.”
“Right. Sorry. Yes. Let’s do it.”
You blink. Then blink again. You had expected him to try and let you down gently, to instead try and rope you into vandalizing the mat racer. Instead, he’s shifting from side to side, laying his heart down on your feet. 
“If you still want to,” Seokmin adds when you’re silent for a beat too long. By some miracle, you resist the urge to coo. 
“Handsome,” you say slowly, grinning as he sputters. “Of course I still want to. What changed your mind?”
He looks down at his shoes, his voice soft. “You said it could be mutually beneficial. And I figured… I want out. You want out. Maybe this is the way.”
Something flickers in your chest. Not pity, exactly. Something warmer.
“Alright,” you say, and you reach over to the counter to hold out your hand to him. 
You lay out the ground rules. You’d spent an embarrassing amount of time the past few days doing research of your own—watching contemporary classics like Anyone But You and To All The Boys I Loved Before before scouring the fake dating tag on AO3. 
“We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do,” you remind him. “Touch is probably the best way to go about this, but we only have to do that when somebody’s watching. Convincing flirting is the key. The goal is to get caught.” 
You don’t add the cliche of all cliches. No falling in love. Not because you’re hoping for it, no, but because it feels like a given. You like to think you’re smarter than Sydney Sweeney’s Bea and Landa Condor’s Lara Jean. 
Seokmin listens with rapt attention before bobbing his head up and down in a solemn nod. With eyebrows slightly scrunched from concentration, he takes your hand. 
The two of you shake on it. 
--
You and Seokmin agreed to start small. Ease into it. Not make it too obvious. Open flirtation in the break rooms, stolen glances in line for churros, maybe a suggestive comment or two over headset. Nothing too dramatic.
So far, none of it has landed.
You’d told Seokmin to just follow your lead. He was good at that. Always had been. When you reached across the table to oh-so-casually pluck a cherry off his soda float and pop it into your mouth, you expected at least one co-worker to clock it. Instead, Soonyoung kept chattering about the new ice sculpture exhibit, completely unbothered. Joshua just nodded, as if you had simply demonstrated the polite camaraderie of sharing a beverage.
You even tried batting your lashes while Seokmin offered you the last dumpling. He didn’t need to play it up much—just smiled wide, ears going red. Still, all you got from the others was a distracted thanks-for-leaving-some-for-us, not even a wink or a whisper.
You were going to have to double your efforts.
“This is a disaster,” you mutter later that night as you help Seokmin restock souvenir mugs.
He straightens a bit too fast, knocking over a stack of keychains. “I thought it was subtle,” he sniffles, going to pick up the plastic surfboards. 
“Exactly the problem,” you shoot back. “We’re so subtle, it’s like watching two Barbie dolls try to make out without bending at the waist.”
Seokmin’s laugh is loud and unguarded, drawing a look from a passing intern. He ducks his head and waits for her to pass. “Okay. We go bigger. I can do that,” he says, probably trying to convince himself as much as you. “Maybe I could, I dunno, carry you bridal style through the sand sculpture path?”
“Let’s not go zero to K-drama,” you say dryly. “We build up to that. We start with touches. Long looks. Close proximity.”
“You say that like we’re not already touching every five minutes by accident.”
You hand him a mug and let your fingers brush his, lingering. It’s an act, sure, but you’re sure he feels it too. The jolt of electricity. The thrum beneath your skin. Seokmin’s breath hitches, his eyes flitting to where the tips of your fingers had just pressed. 
“That,” you point out. “But on purpose.”
He nods, dazed. “Right. Totally. On purpose.”
If anybody asked, you were building a believable relationship arc.
A couple of days later, you find Seokmin hunched over the merchandise booth counter, the cheap company laptop tilted slightly toward him. He’s got that familiar deep crease between his brows, the one he gets whenever he’s hyper-focused. Usually while trying to fix a jammed ticket printer or master a new drink recipe from the cafe next door.
You lean closer, about to tease him for working too hard, when the wikiHow tab on the screen catches your eye: How to be a good boyfriend: A guide for beginners.
You bite back a smile, heart squeezing painfully at the earnestness of it. Of course he’d look it up. Sweet, ridiculous Seokmin.
“Whatcha doing, handsome?” you ask, voice lilting and teasing.
Seokmin jolts upright so fast he nearly knocks the laptop onto the floor. “I—Nothing! Research! Important work research!”
You snicker, plucking the laptop gently from his grasp and setting it safely aside. “Research, huh? Planning to date the slushie machine or something?”
He groans, covering his face with both hands. “Don’t make fun of me,” he mumbles, words muffled by his palm. “I'm—I'm trying to be good at this.”
Your chest aches again. Not in an oh-I’m-screwed way, but in the reminder that, once again, Lee Seokmin is too good for this world. Too pure to be roped into your low-budget, romantic-comedy life. 
“Hey,” you say delicately, nudging his arm until he peeks at you between his fingers. “You can just ask me, you know.”
“Ask you?”
You grin. “Yeah. You’re fake-dating me, remember? Free resource right here.”
He drops his hands, staring at you for a moment. It lasts long enough to make you feel seen, which is never good. “You’d really help me?”
“Of course. I’m an excellent fake girlfriend.” You lean in, conspiratorial. “Tip one: You’re already doing great just by caring this much.”
Seokmin's mouth parts slightly, like he wants to protest but can't quite find the words.
“Tip two,” you continue, tapping your chin thoughtfully. “If you ever don’t know what to do, just be honest. It's kind of…” —you soften— “my favorite thing about you.”
He blinks at you, visibly flustered, and you resist the urge to pinch his cheeks.
“Got any other questions, babe?” you tease, but Seokmin only shakes his head and mumbles something about knowing what to do. 
You’re not all too sure about that. Especially as he starts acting pretty weird in the coming days. 
At first, you think it’s just regular old Seokmin nerves. He fumbles during his cash register shifts, stutters when customers ask for directions, and practically leaps out of his skin when you tap his shoulder to pass him a bottle of water.
But then you notice him sneaking glances at you every few minutes. Shifty, fleeting glances. Like he’s hiding something. You catch him half the time, and he immediately goes red, waving you off with a too-high laugh. “Nothing!” he chirps. “Just—! Nothing!”
Suspicious.
During your lunch break, you find him pacing behind the Carat Bay merchandise booth, clutching his phone like it’s a lifeline. When he spots you, he stuffs it into his back pocket and beams so brightly it’s blinding.
“You good, handsome?” you ask, raising a brow.
“Yup!” His voice cracks on the word.
You narrow your eyes but let it go. For now.
It’s when you’re restocking plushies that you notice it: Seokmin, in the distance, accepting—and then panicking over—a large, extravagant bouquet of flowers.
He tries to hold it normally. He really does.
But first, he almost drops it. Then, he sneezes. Loudly. Violently. Three times in a row.
“Are you okay?” You rush over just as he doubles over with another round of sneezes, the bouquet wobbling precariously in his arms.
“I’m—” he gasps between fits, “—fine!” Sneeze. “Fine!” Sneeze.
You take the flowers from him. It’s a stunning collection of pink and white blooms. “Were you… getting me flowers?” you ask dazedly. 
Seokmin nods, eyes watery, nose turning a tragic shade of red.
Your heart lurches. “Seokmin. Are you allergic to flowers?”
“N-No?” He says unconvincingly before another sneeze rattles through him.
You bite down a laugh, the affection nearly overwhelming.
“Oh my God,” you murmur, shoving the bouquet into Joshua’s bewildered arms as he passes by. “You’re literally dying to be my boyfriend.”
Seokmin sniffles pitifully. “Worth it.”
You shake your head, pulling him by the wrist toward the staff lounge. “C’mon, Romeo. Let's find you some allergy meds before you actually keel over.”
Behind you, Joshua calls out “Are these for me?” while holding up the bouquet.
Seokmin sneezes again in response.
--
“We should actually get to know each other,” you say around a mouthful of rice.
Lunch at Carat Bay is a lawless stretch of twenty-five minutes during which the staff gathers in a sun-warped outdoor seating area, and hierarchy momentarily dissolves into lukewarm leftovers and communal fries. You and Seokmin decide this is the perfect place for the two of you to set your scene. 
You sit on the same picnic bench, unnecessarily close to two people who claim to be coworkers. Which is the point, really.
“I thought we were doing okay,” he answers middlingly. 
“You Googled how to be a boyfriend, Seokmin.”
His ears redden. You fight a smile.
“Let’s do this,” you urge, setting your chopsticks down. “Secrets. Weird facts. Stuff you tell someone if you’re… you know. Really dating.”
Seokmin shifts, folding himself smaller as he thinks. “You first,” he says, almost bashfully.
“Fine,” you huff dramatically. “I can’t snap my fingers.”
Seokmin blinks then bursts into laughter, his head tilting back with the force of it. “That’s your big secret?”
“You’d be surprised how often it comes up in life!”
He wipes the corner of his mouth with a napkin, still grinning. “Okay, okay. My turn. Uh. I still sleep with a nightlight.”
Your heart squeezes. “That’s cute,” you say, smiling softly.
“It’s dizzying otherwise.” 
“It’s fine,” you say, nudging him. “Better than getting eaten by whatever monster’s under your bed.”
He groans before looking at you with an open, helpless fondness that makes you feel raw. If you were a little smarter, you’d call it off then and there for both of your sake. 
Instead, you go back and forth like that, trading tiny confessions. You tell him about your irrational fear of mannequins. He admits he once tried to drink orange juice after brushing his teeth on a dare and cried. Every admission makes him squirm, makes you giggle, softens the space between you and pulls it tighter.
Seokmin is sweetness, clumsy and earnest and golden. And as he talks, stammering through another story about how he accidentally joined a ballet class in high school thinking it was an improv workshop, you realize: you aren’t acting when you find him impossibly endearing.
You lean your head against his shoulder with a dramatic sigh. “We’re gonna crush this fake dating thing.”
“Yeah?” Seokmin says, wide-eyed but smiling.
“Yeah,” you say, and it’s with a certainty that’s wholly misplaced.
Soon enough, the conversation spins into romantic experiences. When Seokmin asks you about your worst dating experience, you lean in conspiratorially. “There was this one guy who wore socks during sex. Like—knee-high, novelty print socks,” you divulge. “Multiple times.”
Seokmin’s mouth falls open. “No. No. No.”
“Yes.”
“Was that—was it a kink thing or—?”
“Unclear,” you say. “He called it his 'performance gear.”
Seokmin makes a scandalized noise and drops his sandwich in horror. “That is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I hate the fact you experienced that.”
You’re laughing now. The kind of light, surprised laugh that bubbles up without warning. “I can go worse.”
“Don’t you dare. I’m already mortified.”
“Come on, Mr. No Dating Experience,” you tease. “You’re the one who wanted to know. Unless you’re just jealous.”
He goes red instantly. It shoots up his ears, stains his neck. “I—well, maybe I should be! I don’t have any dramatic sock stories to tell,” he says defensively. “I had one crush in the eighth grade who gave me half of a Twix bar.” 
“That’s romantic.” 
“She transferred schools the next day.”
You burst out laughing, while Seokmin stares at you helplessly. “It’s not not character building,” he whines, shaking your shoulders as you giggle over his misfortune. 
Across the lawn, Joshua nearly drops his water bottle doing a double take at the sight of you two. Joshua blinks a few times, looks away, and proceeds to accidentally pour water down his own shirt.
You and Seokmin exchange a glance.
“Half-win?” he whispers.
You grin. “Half-win.”
He reaches for another fry. You nudge his knee with yours. Lunch hour ticks on like a warm, strange summer dream.
--
You’re elbow-deep in foam fingers and keychains when Seokmin saunters over, oozing effort.
“Hey, gorgeous,” he says, leaning on the edge of the merch booth like he’s James fucking Dean. “Need a hand, or were you just waiting for me?”
It’s so out of character that you freeze for a second, your fist halfway inside a box labeled CLEARANCE MUGS. Then, you clock Soonyoung loitering a few steps away, nursing a popsicle and watching the two of you with all the interest of someone half-invested in a reality show.
You turn back to Seokmin. He winks. Actually winks. It’s not subtle. You can feel the twitch of his eyelashes from here.
Soonyoung squints. “You guys good?”
“Just peachy,” you chirp, playing along. You sling an arm around Seokmin’s shoulder and lean in a little, giving the performance a few more sparks. “My knight in branded polo just saved me from mug-related peril.”
“Cool,” Soonyoung says, totally unfazed. “Let me know if you find the sunscreen shipment. Shua burned his face again.”
You hold your grin until he’s gone, then collapse against Seokmin’s side with a snort. “Jesus. That was rough.”
Seokmin groans. “I thought the wink would sell it.”
“The wink was, frankly, terrifying.”
He flushes, rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m trying, okay?”
“You’ve got heart, baby,” you say, patting his chest. “Execution just needs a little work.”
He mutters something about humiliation and stock rooms.
“You sure you’ve never dated before?” you ask, teasing.
He sighs, still pink. “Yeah. Theater kid. Improv. Not exactly irresistible, apparently.”
You blink at him, then let your gaze sweep from the messy fringe of his hair to the freckle on his jaw, lingering a second longer than necessary. Sure, Seokmin is a bit—all over the place. But he’s boyishly attractive, and if he wasn’t doomed to wear rose quartz and serenity as a 9-5, you think he might actually be a real catch. 
You decide to let him know. 
“Seokmin,” you say slowly. “You are irresistible as fuck, actually..”
He gapes at you. You pretend not to notice how his ears go red like warning lights.
You busy yourself with mugs again, all while your heart plays hopscotch in your chest.
After the disaster masterclass with Soonyoung, you decide to up your act. With Seokmin's consent, of course. 
It’s silly, really. His hand settles in the back pocket of your jeans as if it belongs there, palm flat against the curve of your ass like this is the most natural thing in the world. It’s not. It isn’t. Seokmin is practically vibrating with embarrassment, eyes darting like he’s waiting for a lightning bolt to strike him down. He’s sweating through his uniform polo, and you can feel the tremor in his fingers as he tries—bless him—to stay composed.
“You okay there, champ?” you murmur out the side of your mouth, smile still perfectly plastered. You’ve faked worse. But there’s something especially comical about watching Seokmin try to play suave when he looks like he might pass out from holding your gaze too long.
“Totally fine. Just, uh, practicing proximity,” he says, a little too loud, a little too stiff.
“Proximity,” you echo, biting down a laugh. “Sure. That’s what the kids are calling it now.”
He opens his mouth to reply but clams up instantly when Joshua walks by and double-takes so hard it’s like his neck cricks. Joshua’s eyes linger for a second too long, eyebrows halfway up his forehead, and then he walks faster, like maybe if he moves quickly enough, the image of Seokmin copping a feel in broad daylight will erase itself from his memory.
“Was that—did that count as a win?” Seokmin mumbles.
You grin victoriously. “Definitely a win.” 
Seokmin exhales, relieved. “You’re really good at this,” he breathes. 
“Oh, honey,” you say, adjusting your shirt and looping your arm around his waist like it’s nothing. “I haven’t even started.”
--
Seokmin shoots you a wide-eyed look over Soonyoung's shoulder. You know the one. The look that says, Please get me out of here before I die.
For the past fifteen minutes, Soonyoung has been monologuing about his fantasy, co-ed K-pop group, who he thinks would thrive the most in JYP Entertainment. You catch Seokmin’s eye and give him a sympathetic smile. When there’s a lull in the conversation, you seize your moment.
“We should get going,” you say, brushing your hand against Seokmin’s arm. It makes you feel like a scene partner in a bad rom-com. “Busy day.”
Soonyoung nods, waving a little too enthusiastically. “Yeah, yeah! Go do your merch-y things!”
And that’s your cue.
You lean in like it’s second nature and press a kiss to Seokmin’s cheek—except he turns to look at you just as you're going in, and your lips graze far too close to the corner of his mouth.
Seokmin freezes, eyes wide, cheeks pink. You pull back with a proud little smirk, only to hear Soonyoung’s delighted voice go, “Aww, cute!”
Soonyoung then leans in and, before you can stop him, plants a swift kiss to your cheek.
You blink.
Seokmin blinks.
Soonyoung pulls away, shit-eating grin firmly in place. “Guess that’s how we’re saying goodbye now, huh? Love that for us.”
And then he’s gone, humming something off-key.
You and Seokmin are left standing in stunned silence, lips parted, eyes still tracking the space Soonyoung just vacated.
“What just happened?” Seokmin asks dazedly.
“We’re either really bad at this,” you say, “or Soonyoung’s just really, really good at being Soonyoung.”
Seokmin lets out a strangled laugh. “You think Shua’s gonna want a kiss next time too?”
“God, let’s hope not. I only have so much emotional bandwidth.”
The next month’s announcement comes with a twist neither of you anticipated. 
Wonwoo—quiet, brooding, catlike in demeanor—is the new Employee of the Month. The rest of the team cheers for him with tepid enthusiasm, and he accepts it with a shrug, already halfway back to the cabanas before the applause dies down.
But for you and Seokmin? It’s hope. A rare, glimmering thing.
Seokmin finds you an hour later, halfway through inventory behind the booths. He sidles in beside you like he’s doing something criminal, which—considering the last few weeks of manufactured PDA and workplace sabotage—isn't far from the truth.
“Heard the news?” he says.
“Wonwoo finally getting recognition for his uncanny ability to look hot and disinterested at the same time? Yeah. Big day for the guy.”
“No, I mean—” He lowers his voice, eyes flicking to the open slats of the booth. “Do you think this means it’s working? That they’re onto us?”
You close the inventory sheet and lean against the shelf. “I mean, maybe. But let’s not get cocky. We still work here. We’re not off the hook until we’re fully jobless and making life choices our parents would cry about.”
Seokmin grimaces. “Right. That.”
You bump your shoulder into his. “We gotta up the ante.”
He raises an eyebrow. “What, like another back pocket maneuver?”
“No. We bring out the big guns.”
He looks skeptical. “What’s bigger than the back pocket?”
“A kiss.”
Seokmin chokes on absolutely nothing. “A kiss?”
“In public. Obviously. Catch us in 4K. Let the rumors fly, let HR cry.”
He stares at you like you’ve suggested robbing a bank. Which, to be fair, with this level of emotional fraud it isn’t too far off. “You’re serious.”
“As a tax audit.”
He groans and drops his forehead onto your shoulder. “I am not mentally equipped for this.”
“You’re doing great, handsome.”
“Don’t call me handsome when you’re about to ruin my life.”
You grin, threading your fingers together in a fake prayer. “It’s only fake ruining. Come on, do it for the cause.”
He sighs deeply, like a martyr. “Alright. But if this backfires, you’re buying me dinner.”
“Deal. And dessert, too. You’ll need something sweet to cry into when we’re finally free.”
The plans get made. You’re both actively trying to get fired, sure, but Seokmin still wants to get some of his stuff done. And so the two of you stay even as the clock ticks past eleven, Carat Bay, a ghost town save for you and Seokmin. 
Plastic bins of unsold shirts and foam fingers lay scattered around you while you’re both sluggishly folding and stacking them back into place. The fluorescent lights buzz overhead, casting a sterile hum over the quiet.
Seokmin yawns into his shoulder and tosses a crumpled hoodie into a bin without aiming. It lands with a sad little flop, nowhere close to folded. You nudge him with your hip.
“You're getting sloppy,” you snicker.
“‘M tired,” he mumbles.
“Whose idea was it to volunteer for overtime, huh?”
He gives a small, sheepish smile, one that doesn’t quite reach his eyes tonight. You watch him for a beat longer than you should, picking up on how the weight of something heavier seems to settle over him.
“Hey,” you say, softer now. “You okay?”
Seokmin fiddles with the hem of the hoodie, his fingers restless. For a moment you think he won’t answer. But then he breathes out a laugh, quiet and self-deprecating.
“I guess I owe you the truth,” he says, “about why I wanted to get fired so badly.”
You put the last foam finger down and turn to him, giving him your full attention. He looks everywhere but you before admitting, “I… I wanna open an animal shelter. Mostly for dogs, but… you know. Cats too. Whatever needs a home.”
You blink, processing. “Seokmin, that’s—that’s noble as fuck.”
He gives a short laugh. “Yeah, well. Not really. I’ve been saving up, but my parents aren’t really big on  charity and shit. They still want me to take over this place."
Your heart twists painfully at his honesty, at the way he says it like he's bracing for you to think less of him. “Seokmin,” you insist, stepping closer, “I can’t believe you’d ever be embarrassed of this. You want to get fired because you want to help dogs?”
He lets out another laugh, finally looking at you. “When you put it like that, it sounds stupid.”
“It sounds like you have the biggest heart in the world,” you correct him.
He flushes at the praise, ducking his head. You feel something tender pull tight in your chest.
“You’re gonna do it,” you say, firm. “You’re gonna open that shelter. And it’s gonna be amazing."
Seokmin gives you a look so soft you have to glance away, pretending to busy yourself with a pile of lanyards. But even as you fumble with the cheap keychains, you feel the warmth of his smile on your skin—quiet and certain, as if for the first time, he believes it too.
--
The cubicle smells like a mix of chlorine, sunscreen, and the ghost of body spray someone probably forgot to bring home last week. 
You and Seokmin are pressed shoulder-to-shoulder in the tight space, backs to the damp plastic wall, waiting. You can hear the sound of people outside. Laughter, feet slapping against tiles, the zip of a towel being whipped like a weapon. No one ever checks the shower cubicles during lunch. They’re too humid, too gross. That’s what makes it perfect.
“Okay,” you say, shifting your weight, peering at Seokmin. He’s biting the inside of his cheek, eyes fixed on some grout on the tiles. “We don’t have to, like, make out or anything. Just something quick. Catchy. Like a Sabrina Carpenter music video.”
Seokmin nods slowly. Then shakes his head. Then nods again. “Right. Okay. But, uh… just so you know… I’ve never done this before.”
“Kissed someone?”
“Yeah,” he says. He sounds like he’s confessing to murder. “Like—not even a stage kiss. I always got cast as the comedic relief or the tree.”
You pause. That makes your heart hurt a little. This was supposed to be a dumb performance. Another scheme. But now, your stomach knots with guilt. 
“Do you want to back out?” you ask, already leaning away. “I don’t want to take your first kiss in, like, a sticky-ass stall with pool water dripping on us. That’s a memory you’ll carry forever.”
But before you can make a clean retreat, Seokmin grabs your wrist.
“I want to,” he says, and for once, he doesn’t sound unsure. “With you. It’s doesn’t sound  bad.”
You freeze for a beat. His grip is warm. His cheeks are flushed pink, and he’s still damp from the park’s mist sprayers. For some reason, your heart picks that moment to hammer in your chest.
“Okay,” you breathe.
You lean in. You expect it to be awkward, but it’s… not. 
It’s a little shy at first—his lips tentative, almost featherlight—but it deepens just slightly, like he’s trusting you to lead. His hand flutters awkwardly at your waist, not quite sure where to go, before settling on your hip.
When you pull back, you’re both a little dazed. 
“Christ,” you murmur.
Seokmin grins, soft and stunned. “That wasn’t terrible.”
You smile, and for a second, you forget why you’re even here. Right—
You're still holding onto his wrist, gently, when you say, “We could practice. If you want. Just to make it convincing.”
Seokmin clears his throat. “Practice?” 
“Yeah,” you say, with a noncommittal shrug. All cool girl, chill girl, this-isn’t-a-big-deal girl. “Just enough so we’re not all teeth and awkward angles when it counts. We want it to look natural.”
He nods, visibly thinking through the logistics. Then, a little breathlessly, he says, “Okay. Yeah. Practice. That makes sense.”
You step closer. The shower stall is cramped, so it’s not hard. Your shoes bump into his, your body brushing his chest. You place one of his hands on your waist. His fingers are hesitant, like he’s afraid you might change your mind and bolt.
“Touch me like you want to,” you urge him gently. “Like you're allowed to.”
His palm flattens more deliberately now. You feel the shift in him, the effort. His other hand lifts but hovers, unsure.
“Here,” you guide it, fingers curling gently around his wrist to place it at the side of your face. “You can hold me here. It helps.”
His thumb grazes your cheek, trembling slightly. His breath comes shallow.
“Now, slower this time,” you say. “Tilt your head a little more.”
He does, obedient. Eager. His eyes flick to your mouth, and then he leans in.
The second kiss is better. Less rush, more curiosity. You taste mint gum and something sweet—maybe from the café earlier. His lips are soft, tentative, and open slightly when yours press in a little firmer.
Your fingers rest lightly on his collarbone. His hand on your waist grips tighter, just a little. He kisses you again, like he’s learning. Like he wants to keep learning.
When you pull away, just slightly, he’s dazed and pink in the cheeks.
“Okay,” he says, voice low and stunned. “That was... useful.”
You try not to laugh. “We’ll need more practice. Just to sell it.”
“Right,” he agrees, too fast. “Totally. For realism.”
You’re both kidding each other at this point, but to hell with it. 
Things escalate not long after. He’s touchier. Bolder. Somewhere along the way, Seokmin has stopped flinching when he touches you in public and started leaning into the performance like it’s second nature. And worse still: he’s getting good at it.
A brush of his fingers along the dip of your waist as you reach for the locker door. A comment in front of Soonyoung about how you look good in the staff polo, followed by a wink that is actually genuinely disarming. One time, he even smooths your hair back before a team meeting, murmuring something about presentation.
You catch Mingyu watching the two of you, eyes narrowed. Minghao frowns when Seokmin lets you steal a bite of his lunch using the same fork. The whispers are starting, and not even Seokmin’s endearing clumsiness can cover for the shift in atmosphere.
But the real danger doesn’t come from the outside.
It comes from the break room.
You’re sitting on the counter while Seokmin stands between your legs, lips a breath away. It’s meant to be another rehearsal. A quick one. A casual, convincing peck for the hallway.
Instead, Seokmin’s hand brushes your thigh. Not by accident.
Your breath hitches. He pauses. You don’t move.
His palm presses firmer, sliding just barely, just enough.
Then, without much warning, he leans in and kisses you again. Slower. A little hungrier. It catches you off guard—not because it’s clumsy, but because it’s not. It’s careful. Considered. There’s intention behind it, like he’s trying to see what else he can get away with.
You make a sound. It’s not loud, but it’s unmistakable. A quiet, surprised thing at the back of your throat.
Seokmin jerks back immediately. You stare at each other, both stunned into silence.
“What was that?” you ask, heart pounding.
His voice is soft, eyes wide. “I—I don’t know. I thought we were practicing.”
“We are,” you say, but it comes out shaky.
You both stare at each other for another beat.
It’s getting dangerous. Very, very dangerous. You force yourself to act, to play the role. You shift, leaning back slightly to break the tension, giving him a small, teasing smile. “Now I’m curious, Seokmin. Can you make the same sound?”
The question only flusters him even more. “What?” 
“You know. The sound I made. You looked like you liked it.”
“I—” he sputters, adorably scandalized. “That wasn’t—I mean, it was nice, but I wasn’t—”
You lean closer again, voice dropping just slightly. “Let me try something.”
He nods. Wordless. Willing.
Your hands come up to rest on his chest, warm over the fabric of his shirt. You feel the faint thud of his heart beneath your palms. He’s wound tight, you can tell, nervous in the way he always is when you close the distance. You tilt your head, angle your lips near his ear.
“Relax,” you whisper, soft, lilting.
Then you kiss him.
It starts gentle, barely-there pressure. Your hands slide up his shoulders, then down, resting at his hips as you slot your mouth against his more deliberately. You deepen it slowly, coaxing, guiding.
When your fingers skim up the nape of his neck, he makes a sound—a small, breathy one that ghosts from the back of his throat. It makes your stomach flip, makes you smile into the kiss. You do it again. Just to hear it.
“That,” you murmur, lips brushing his, “was hot.”
He groans in embarrassment, pulling back to bury his face in your shoulder.
“You can't just say stuff like that,” he mumbles, muffled.
“Why not? You sounded good. Really good.”
You laugh, light and airy, and he groans again. When he peeks up at you again, he’s still flushed. But he’s smiling.
“Okay,” he whispers, all conspiratorial, almost as if it were a dare, “your turn again.”
You’re in trouble.
--
The plan is simple, in theory: get caught in a compromising position by the most enthusiastic gossip in Carat Bay. 
The break room behind the bumper cars is off-limits after closing. Soonyoung has a habit of staying late to tally the day’s dance competition scores. It’s foolproof. Everything’s lined up.
Except Seokmin is looking at you like he’s just been asked to disarm a bomb with his teeth.
“I didn’t think you’d actually…” he trails off, eyes darting downwards, where your polo shirt now lies folded over the employee bench. His cheeks are redder than you’ve ever seen them, which is saying something. You’re still wearing your undershirt—barely indecent by any standard—but Seokmin’s expression says otherwise.
“Strip?” you finish for him, amused. “It’s the uniform. People get fired for less than partial nudity, you know.”
He swallows. Hard. “Right. Yeah. Totally.”
You laugh, stepping closer. “Seokmin, we’re trying to sell the illusion. If we’re going to pull this off, I need you to look less like you’re about to pass out.”
“I’m not gonna pass out,” he lies, his voice two pitches higher than usual.
You reach up, fingers grazing the side of his face, and it’s like flipping a switch. He exhales, trembling a little. Your thumb brushes the corner of his mouth.
“We’ve done this before,” you remind him gently. “We’ve kissed before. This is just like practice, remember?”
He nods again, more believably this time. “Yeah. Just like practice.”
“Exactly.” 
You press your lips to his, soft and warm. 
Enough to ease him in, to coax some steadiness into his hands where they hover near your waist. You kiss him again, this time slower, more deliberate.
And maybe—just maybe—you’re reassuring yourself as much as you are him. Because your skin tingles where his fingers tentatively land on your hips, and your breath hitches when his mouth parts just slightly, enough to let your tongue graze his.
He pulls back first, eyes wide and unfocused. “That was…”
“Convincing?” you offer, trying to keep your voice steady.
He nods mutely, blinking at you like he’s never seen you before.
“Good,” you murmur, straightening his shirt collar. “Let’s make this a performance Soonyoung won’t ever shut up about.”
The break room is just warm enough to be stifling, wrapped in the hush of neon hum and the smell of popcorn grease and old rubber. You’re straddling Seokmin’s lap on the worn-out couch you’ve both dubbed the ‘emergency plushie zone.’ 
Seokmin’s tie is hanging off a peg behind you, abandoned somewhere between your fifth and sixth practice kisses. How much fucking practice one needs to get this ‘right,’ you’re not sure, but neither of you are complaining. 
This kiss starts like the rest, lips brushing with practiced familiarity, but something shifts when Seokmin’s hands curl around your waist with more certainty than before.
"You’re really getting good at this," you murmur against his mouth.
He huffs a shy laugh, fingers slipping beneath the hem of your undershirt where your skin runs hot. “You told me to practice.”
“I didn’t tell you to practice this well,” you say, and then you kiss him again, hungrier now, breath catching when his hand trails up your spine.
It’s just an act, you remind yourself. Just something to get Soonyoung to walk in and freak out, let the gossip train do the rest.
Except Seokmin moans when you nip at his lower lip. A small sound, barely there—but it melts into you. You want to hear it again. So you shift your weight, rolling your hips once. His breath stutters. Yours does too.
You press your mouth to the underside of his jaw, voice low. “You’re really committing to the bit.”
“I think,” Seokmin says, voice wrecked with something like disbelief, “I’m losing track of what’s a bit.”
You smile against his neck. “We’ve been at it for twenty minutes. Where the hell is Soonyoung?”
“Was—Was Soonyoung even at work today?” 
You freeze. You pull back and stare at Seokmin. 
Kwon Soonyoung had taken a ‘sick’ leave today. To line up at midnight for a video game. He bragged about it in the group chat that all the newbies shared. 
You glance down at your exposed chest, then at the way your thighs are locked around Seokmin’s hips. “Are we fucking stupid?” you wonder out loud. 
Seokmin blinks at you, lips swollen and pink, eyes blown wide. He leans his head back against the couch with a groan. “I don’t think I can do that again without losing my soul,” he rasps. 
“You’ll get it back in pieces,” you sigh, patting Seokmin’s chest in a gesture that’s meant to be reassuring. “Starting with your tie.”
--
You’re heading back from the boardwalk, salt still on your skin and the cheap cola you pilfered from the vendor stand fizzing in your hand, when you hear voices. The kind that make you stop short and lean just a little closer to the maintenance shed wall, pretending like you’re very interested in the bulletin board you’ve seen a hundred times.
It’s Joshua. Low and calm, like always, but there’s a seriousness in his voice you’re not used to.
“Seokmin. I just want to know what this is.”
You freeze. You don’t mean to. You know it’s bad form to eavesdrop, especially when you’re the this in question, but something roots you to the spot.
“I’m not trying to start anything,” Joshua continues, “but if this is just a game, if the two of you are pretending? You guys should quit it. Seriously. You’re both going to get into a shitton of trouble.”
A beat. Then Seokmin’s voice rings out, convincingly offended.
“It’s not pretend. I like her.”
Your breath catches.
“I like how she always wipes her hands on her shorts even when she has a towel. I like how she rolls her eyes like the world’s exhausting but she still shows up every day. I like that she lets me be nervous, but doesn’t treat me like I’m fragile. I like her laugh. A lot.”
Joshua doesn’t say anything, so Seokmin keeps going.
“I’m—I may not be able to call her my girlfriend. Not yet,” he says hastily. “But that doesn’t change the way I feel. I lo—like being around her. I like her, Shua.” 
You press your lips together, suddenly unsure what to do with your hands, your breath, your entire chest. You feel like a live wire. Humming, sparking at the edges with something dangerous and sweet.
None of that was part of the act.
And, fine. You wish it were real. Just a little bit. Just enough to close the distance between his feelings and yours.
You slip away from the corner of the shed before either boy notices you there. The cola in your hand has gone flat. Kind of like your plan.
The conversation makes a home underneath your skin, hangs like a cloud over your head. It exists even as you’re perched on the countertop in the employee break room, the sickly hum of the vending machine buzzing under the clatter of Seokmin's footsteps. He slots himself between your knees with the same ease he’s learned over the past few weeks, hands bracing on either side of your thighs. It would be routine now, if not for the fact that your heart is somewhere around your ankles.
His eyes search yours. “Are you okay?” he asks delicately, looking at you with that concerned glance he’s been throwing your way all afternoon. 
The thing about Seokmin is that he's gotten good at reading you lately, which would be great if you weren’t actively trying to keep your thoughts from turning into a romantic nosedive. You sigh. Might as well throw it all out. “I overheard you and Joshua,” you push out through your teeth. 
Seokmin freezes like you’ve just dropped on him  a bucket of ice water. “What?”
You offer a crooked smile, something flimsy and fragile. “You were good. Like, really convincing. Should’ve guessed you were a theater kid.”
He looks like he’s been punched. The breath leaves him slowly. “You thought I was lying.”
You don’t answer. You don’t have to. The way your gaze skitters off to the corner of the room is answer enough.
His voice goes soft when he says his name, and you presume it’s him readying you. He’s about to let you down gently, you think. “I—” he starts, and you refuse to hear it. Not without one final act of stupidity. 
You move before you can think. Your hand cups the back of his neck and you yank him forward, pressing your lips to his like it'll keep everything messy and tender at bay. It’s not careful. It’s not supposed to be. It’s a distraction, a fire alarm, an emotional eject button.
Seokmin doesn’t kiss you back, not immediately; his brain is still caught on whatever he was about to say. The kiss only lasts a few seconds, but it’s long enough for the door to swing open behind you.
“GUYS—”
You both tear apart like you’ve been electrocuted. Soonyoung stands at the doorway holding a neon slushie. The look on his face is the type of thing that would have him going viral on TikTok.
You and Seokmin exchange a look, wide-eyed and flushed.
It’s the worst time to get caught, and of course, that’s when it finally happens.
--
The fallout begins quietly.
Which is the worst part, really.
No fireworks, no messy confrontation, just an unrelenting silence that creeps in where easy laughter used to be. Every brush of Seokmin’s hand now feels weighted, every shared glance taut with the possibility of a conversation you’re not ready to have.
Worse, people are buying it. Hook, line, and sinker. After Soonyoung caught the two of you mid-liplock, the rumor mill went into overdrive, and suddenly, no one bats an eye when Seokmin shares his food with you, or when your knees knock beneath the merchandise booth. Everyone thinks you’re together. That you’re real.
It makes it harder than ever to fake it.
Seokmin still tries. He flashes you that warm grin and slings his arm around your shoulder like nothing’s changed, but it has. You can feel it in the way he hesitates before touching you, or how his laughter doesn’t quite reach his eyes when you tease him. He wants to talk about it. You know he does.
And he tries.
It happens after another long shift, the two of you walking side by side through the near-empty parking lot. The sky is bruised and pink at the edges, cotton-candy dusk descending on Carat Bay like an afterthought. He catches your wrist, gently but firmly.
“Can we just—talk?” he says, voice low, eyes impossibly sincere.
It’s the exact thing you’ve been avoiding. You look at his hand around your wrist and your heart hammers in your chest. You want to hear him out. You want to ask him which parts were real, and which ones were for show. You want to tell him it’s been pretty damn hard for you to tell the difference, even if you’re the one who laid out the blueprint months ago. 
But you’re a coward. And this isn’t part of the plan.
So you do what you’re best at.
You run.
You tug your hand free and turn on your heel. You don’t get far. Just past the bumpers, right by the yellow staff lines painted across the lot, you hear it—the telltale squeak of worn soles and a long-suffering sigh.
Changbin. 
He’s standing there, arms crossed, expression unreadable. His eyes flick from you to Seokmin, whose hand is still hovering like it’s caught mid-air.
“Inside. Both of you,” Changbin says coolly. “HR wants a word.”
Great.
You’ve been trying to get fired for months. And now, at long last, it feels like your wish is about to come true.
Except the look Seokmin shoots you isn’t relief.
It’s heartbreak.
The HR room is ice cold. Not temperature-wise—someone must've left the thermostat on the exact edge of comfort. It’s cold in that awful, bureaucratic kind of way. Like nothing good has ever happened in here. Like no one’s ever left this place with dignity fully intact.
Changmin, the HR Manager, offers you both paper cups of water. His smile is so bland it’s offensive. “Let’s make this quick,” he says, as if he has something better to do than scold employees for handsy interactions in the Carat Bay parking lot. “There’ve been some... concerns.”
Your arms are crossed. Seokmin’s foot keeps tapping under the table, a nervous rhythm he’s trying to stifle.
“Rumors have been circulating,” Changmin continues, folding his hands neatly. “Several employees have reported seeing you two getting cozy on company time.”
You open your mouth, but Seokmin beats you to it. “We weren’t—I mean, it was nothing compromising,” he argues feebly. 
“The CCTV disagrees.”
Holy shit. You almost forgot about that. There are eyes and ears all over the place; you and Seokmin didn’t even have to wait around for Soonyoung. The two of you could have just made out in the merch booth and been done with it.
“You’re both aware of the rule,” Changmin goes on. “No romantic fraternization during work hours. No workplace relationships without disclosure. And certainly not in full view of customers or staff.”
“Yes,” you mutter.
Changmin sighs, as if he genuinely hates what’s about to happen. “After internal discussion, we’ve decided to terminate the employment of one party.”
It sinks in a beat too late, what’s wrong about the statement. 
One party. Only one of you is going to get sacked, and it’s pretty clear who it’s going to be. 
Seokmin’s head snaps toward you. “What? No, that—that doesn’t make sense,” he sputters. “We both broke the rule.”
Changmin's smile flickers. “Mr. Lee, you know very well your position in this company.”
Ah. There it is.
The heir card.
You could laugh, but it’d come out strangled.
“This doesn’t have to be a big thing,” Changmin says smoothly. “We’ll phrase it as a mutual separation. No disciplinary record. A clean reference, if needed.”
You stare at the condensation sliding down your paper cup. This was what you wanted, wasn’t it? To get fired. To be released from this pastel-colored theme park hellscape and finally live your own damn life.
And yet.
Beside you, Seokmin's voice breaks. “It wasn’t just her. If anyone should take responsibility—”
“This is final,” Changmin says, in the politest voice imaginable.
You got what you had planned for. Why does it feel like shit?
You find Seokmin in the parking lot after the meeting, his hands jammed in his pockets, shoulders drawn up like they’re trying to shield him from the world. The Carat Bay sign flickers behind him, casting a tacky blue halo over his profile. You take slow steps toward him, gravel crunching under your shoes.
“Hey,” you say tentatively. “I—I didn’t think it would go like that. I thought we’d both get fired. That was the point.”
Seokmin doesn’t look at you. His jaw works, like he’s trying to swallow something sharp. “I’m sorry you didn’t get what you wanted,” he says flatly.
“That’s not—” You stop yourself, bite your tongue. “You know that’s not what I meant. I didn’t want you to get hurt by this. I didn’t think they’d—only fire me.”
He lets out a bitter laugh, the kind that tastes of ash. “Of course they didn’t. Why would they? I’m Lee Seokmin, Prince of Carat Bay. Fucking heir to the tacky throne.”
You step closer. “Seokmin—”
“No, seriously. This is the first time I ever tried to do something for myself, and I managed to ruin it by—” He breaks off, exhales hard through his nose. “By catching feelings for someone who only wanted a clean way out.”
You flinch. “That's not fair.”
“Isn't it?” he snaps. “You heard what I told Shua, right? You were eavesdropping. So you know. You know I wasn't acting. You kissed me anyway, like it didn’t matter. Like it was just another scene.”
You shake your head. “I kissed you because I didn’t know what to say,” you say, voice cracking. “Because I was scared. Not because I didn’t care.”
Seokmin finally looks at you, and it guts you. His eyes are red-rimmed, vulnerable in a way he’s never let you see. When he speaks, it’s as good as a confession, “I thought maybe, just maybe, if I kept being useful, if I kept showing up, you’d start to want me for real,” he manages. “But I guess I really was just an acting partner, huh?” 
He pulls back when you reach for him. “Don’t,” he says, looking less like the boy you’ve come to love and more like the ghost of him. “Don’t make this harder than it already is.” 
And then he’s walking away, shoulders still hunched, hands still buried in his pockets, as if letting them out might betray too much. You stay rooted to the spot, the neon lights buzzing overhead, your name already half-forgotten by the place—and the coworker—you were trying so hard to leave behind. 
--
You have at least two more weeks before your exile from Carat Bay is final, and you tell yourself you’re okay.
You tell yourself that when Seokmin, who you’ve worked elbow-to-elbow with all summer, starts pretending you’re not breathing the same air as him. You tell yourself that when he disappears to ‘stock’ the back room every time you so much as look at him.
You tell yourself that when he hands you inventory lists like he’s passing secret messages in a Cold War spy thriller. Gaze averted, fingers barely brushing yours.
You’re fine.
It’s fine.
You’re very normal about the fact that the boy who once had a casual palm curved to the slope of your ass now can’t stand to be within two feet of you. The boy who used to trip over himself to steal kisses, to coax soft sounds out of your throat in the shadowed corners of Carat Bay, now can’t even meet your eyes.
The merchandise booth is tiny, the kind of claustrophobic that’s usually endearing in the early stages of a slow-burn romance. Now it feels like a battlefield. 
Every interaction is a landmine. You joke with Soonyoung and Joshua louder than necessary just to fill the silence Seokmin leaves behind. You laugh a little too hard when Mingyu teases you about winning the Fastest Employee-to-HR Pipeline award. You act normal. You’re good at acting normal.
Seokmin, for all his theater-kid roots, isn’t.
His silences are loud. His stiffness is louder.
You catch him watching you sometimes, when he thinks you’re not looking. There’s a hollow, guilty kind of sadness in it, like he’s punishing himself. Like he’s mourning something neither of you can name.
You don’t know how to fix it. You’re not sure you should. Wasn't this what you wanted?
You got out. You got what you needed. It’s not your fault if somewhere along the way, Seokmin handed you something far messier, far more dangerous, and you didn’t know how to hold it.
You clock in. You clock out. You memorize the days until your last shift like you’re counting down to parole.
You don’t think about how empty the booth feels now.
You don’t think about the way Seokmin used to smile at you like you put the sun in the sky.
You don’t think at all.
You can’t afford to.
And, really, you don’t mean to cry. You’d told yourself you’d get through your shift, maybe duck into the bathroom if it got bad enough. You could’ve handled this like an adult. Quietly. Dignified.
Instead, here you are in the back break room, facedown against the sticky laminate table. Your shoulders are shaking, and you’re sniffling embarrassingly loud as you try to muffle the sound.
“Whoa, hey,” comes Soonyoung’s voice, full of immediate alarm. “Hey, what—oh my God, are you crying?”
You don’t look up. You can’t. You just groan low into your arms, trying to make the world swallow you whole. Of all the people who could find you. 
There’s the rustling sound of Soonyoung pulling out the chair next to you, scooting in close. A warm, awkward hand pats the middle of your back.
“Hey,” he says again, softer now. “Hey, it’s okay. Breakups suck. Like, really bad. Especially when it’s someone you see every day at work. That’s brutal.”
You let out a wet, miserable noise.
“Everyone’s been talking,” Soonyoung continues, unaware of the dagger twisting deeper into your gut. “Like, we all kinda figured something was wrong since Seokmin’s been… I dunno, all weird. He barely even smiles anymore. He’s acting like you killed his cat.”
You lift your head just enough to squint at Soonyoung through bleary eyes. “It wasn’t even real,” you whisper.
“Huh?”
You sniff and rub your sleeve across your nose, cringing at yourself. “It was all fake. Me and Seokmin. We were faking it.”
Soonyoung blinks at you. “Like… the relationship?”
You nod miserably.
“Why?”
Through your tears, you tell Soonyoung everything. The plan, the faking it, the makeout sessions. The way it ended on a Wednesday, of all days, which is terrible—because you both had to clock in the next morning like you hadn’t just broken each other’s hearts. 
Soonyoung leans back in his chair, processing this with the same serious expression he reserves for really important things, like choosing what to order for lunch.
“Okay,” he says after a beat. “That’s kinda… diabolical. But also, like, you and Seokmin… you’re just idiots in love.”
You let out a half-sob, half-laugh, wiping your eyes with the heel of your palm.
“I mean it,” Soonyoung says, smiling now, in that rare, earnest way of his. “You’re both idiots. And it’s kinda beautiful, if you think about it.”
You don’t know if ‘beautiful’ is the right word for the mess you’ve made.
But maybe—maybe it could be.
--
You always figure there’s a big act of romance in every rom-com. A grand, sweeping gesture by the male lead. Unfortunately, your male lead is out of commission; you decide to take things into your own hands. 
It’s your last day of work, and you have nothing left to lose.
Lunch time is your choice of poison. You wait for the clock to hit exactly 12:30, and then you hit Send after making sure everybody who matters is in the breakroom. 
Someone gasps. Someone else drops their coffee. Employees and managers alike pull out their phones to see what’s so stunning. 
The screenshots are in the group chat. Seokmin’s texts to you over the past few months, confessions of all the petty little sabotage attempts he’s made at the merchandise booth: mislabeling shirts, sneaking wrong sizes into bags, purposefully miscounting plushies. 
People are side-eyeing you, whispering among themselves—
“Damn, she’s really airing him out.”
“Was the breakup that bad?” 
“Evil ass ex.” 
You ignore them all.
You’re focused on Seokmin, who is seated between Joshua and Soonyoung. When he glances at his lockscreen, he does a double take. Blinks. Shoots up, his expression slack with horror. He looks like he’s about to make a run for it. 
You cross the room in a couple of quick strides. Before Seokmin can say a word, you grab him by the collar of his stupid Carat Bay polo and kiss him. Long. Hard. Unapologetic. 
Your mouth moves against his like you’re staking a claim. Like you’re not done with him yet. 
The breakroom explodes in noise—shrieks, whistles, laughter—but you barely hear it. Your brain is doing that thing again, the one where your entire world narrows into nothing whenever you’re up against Seokmin like this. 
You’ve known since the first time you kissed him that he would ruin you. You were right. 
You break the kiss to breathe, to murmur against his lips, “You’re definitely going to get fired now.” 
You don’t need to look to know a few mothers outside the breakroom are going to be scandalized. That the CCTV in the corner is blinking red, and Seokmin’s face is angled so you absolutely cannot manipulate or miss who had just participated in public indecency. 
For the first time in days, Seokmin smiles.
Not the fake half-smile he’s been giving you lately. Not the sad, wilted one. A real one. Wide and bright and devastatingly beautiful. He cups your face, leans in, and kisses you again—softer this time, like a promise. 
Screw the script. You're writing your own ending.
--
EPILOGUE. 
The drive is long, but not unbearable. 
Soonyoung and Joshua have packed the car with snacks, and between the three of you, there’s enough chaos to keep the ride from feeling too heavy. It's only when the road smooths out into rolling countryside and the first glimpse of the shelter comes into view—an unassuming building with bright, inviting banners—that your heart tightens in your chest.
“There it is,” Soonyoung says, leaning forward against his seatbelt, eyes wide.
“Cute,” Joshua adds, pulling his sunglasses down to get a better look. “Looks like it belongs to someone who loves, like, every living thing.”
You laugh, amused. “Sounds about right.”
The car barely parks before you're throwing the door open, feet hitting the gravel with an eager crunch. Seokmin is already at the entrance, waving both arms above his head like he's trying to guide a plane in for landing. You sprint the last few steps and collide into him, arms wrapping around his middle.
He lets out a winded, delighted noise, hugging you so tight your feet lift off the ground for a second. “You’re here!”
“Of course I’m here,” you murmur against his neck. “I’d be a terrible girlfriend otherwise.” 
Behind you, Soonyoung and Joshua groan loudly.
“God, it’s worse than I thought,” Soonyoung sighs. “You’d think the honeymoon phase would be over by now.” 
“It’s watching a rom-com on 2x speed,” Joshua agrees.
Seokmin only grins against your hair, clearly unfazed. He sets you back down but keeps an arm looped lazily around your shoulders as he ushers everyone inside.
The shelter is still new—there’s the faint smell of fresh paint, and not every kennel is full yet—but the energy is unmistakably Seokmin: warm, bright, buzzing with earnest hope. He introduces you to every animal like he’s presenting you with priceless treasures. You fall in love with each one.
You had properly fallen in love with Seokmin shortly after you were both freed from the clutches of Carat Bay. The two of you talked it out. He asked you on a proper date. The rest became history, and the story of your origins—now about half a year in the rearview—proves to be a fun tale to swap during drinking sessions. 
This time, you both got what you wanted, and so much more. 
At one point, Seokmin presses a kiss to your temple. You instinctively lift onto your toes to kiss his jaw in return. You both giggle like teenagers, noses brushing, completely lost in each other.
From behind you, Joshua pretends to gag. “Do we need to leave you two alone with the puppies?” he says judgmentally, arms tightening around the Rottweiler puppy he’d been eyeing for weeks. 
Soonyoung joins in on the teasing. “Disgustingly cute,” he announces dryly, already halfway out the door so he can escape you and Seokmin. And then, he throws in as an afterthought: “You two deserve each other.” 
You glance up at Seokmin. He beams down at you like you’re the only thing he can see.
It pains you to admit—but for once, Kwon Soonyoung might be right about something. 
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final day of my valentine’s day countdown!
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summary ♡ it may be jaehyun’s birthday, but he still likes to celebrate you, and does so in the form of four love letters.
warnings ♡ suggestive, fluff, SO MUCH LOVE IT’S DISGUSTING, jae is SUCH a sap and SUCH a romantic in this, my heart hurts
lia's note ♡ happy birthday to my love, my light. i miss jaehyun so much, and he’s really so special to me. i couldn’t help but pour my heart into this, and i wouldn’t have it any other way
playlist 🎧 completely - jaehyun, best part - daniel caesar ft. h.e.r. , give you the world - steve lacy, sunny days - wave to earth
congrats to those who guessed jaehyun for day nine! @cigsaftersuh and @jae10velies are two very smart cookies 🌹🫶🏽
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when you roll over in bed, first thing in the morning, you reach your hand out for your boyfriend, only to be met with nothing. popping one eye open, the bed is empty, the bed made on his side. sighing, you sit up, waking yourself up to go find him, when you finally notice the envelope laying on his pillow.
letter one ♡˚₊‧⁺˖
‘good morning my sweet thing ♡ happy valentine’s day.. if i’m not back by the time you wake up and open this, i went to visit my parents for a little. we’ve got a long day ahead of us, but mom wanted to see me for a little since, her words, “your birthday comes first, yuno! come visit your mom before you spend the day with your girlfriend.” i would’ve brought you, but you looked so pretty and peaceful while sleeping, and it would’ve ruined my plan, so i left you home. on that note, i know you told me not to do anything for you today, but i can’t help it :( spoiling you is my favorite, and it’s how i want to spend mine our day, okay? now, once you’re ready to get up, there’s something waiting for you in the bathroom…’
the ending of the letter is quite ominous, but it leaves a smile on your face nonetheless. you tell him every year to let you do all the gift giving, fully ready to discard valentine’s day and put his day first, especially when the former was made as a way for companies to gain money. still, he insists on celebrating you at the same time.
getting up out of bed, you make your way to the bathroom to get ready. as soon as you walk in, there’s another envelope taped to the sink mirror. pulling it out of the way, you set it aside to get yourself ready. the whole time you’re washing your face, brushing your teeth, you have to stop yourself from smiling at the idea of what’s to come later on in the day. jaehyun’s always been a loverboy, to an almost poetic extent, and upon looking at the letter sitting next to you, you’re sure there’s more to come, and you can’t wait to read all the loving words he’ll say to you. once done, you take the letter and sit back down on the bed to read it.
letter two ♡˚₊‧⁺˖
‘now that you’re opening this letter, i’ll assume you’ve woken up then? good, because i’ll be back in the afternoon to start our day. i wish i could be there to get ready with you, watch you open your first gift, but since i can’t, why don’t you check the closet? i’ve picked something out for you that i know will look perfect on you. i can’t wait to see it on you, and confirm my prediction. i can envision it now, you’d look so beautiful in that dress, it’ll compliment you perfectly.. okay, i have to stop now, or i’ll have a problem. anyway, enjoy your outfit my love ♡‘
with a smile you go over to your shared closed excitedly, pulling the door open and flicking the light on to reveal a beautiful dress in your favorite color right at the front of your clothing rack. pulling it off the hanger you immediately get dressed in it, stepping back to look at it on in the mirror. it’s fits perfectly, complimenting your body shape in all the best ways. when you look back in the closet for shoes to pair with it, there’s another envelope on the floor that you must’ve missed.
letter three ♡˚₊‧⁺˖
‘you’re getting dressed now, aren’t you? i hope you like the outfit. if not, don’t worry, we can get something else when we go out, okay? don’t stress. now, i’ll be wrapping up with mom pretty soon, so why don’t you finish your routine, okay? do yourself up however you like, in whatever way makes you feel prettiest. i’ll love it regardless. when you’re done, there’s something out in the kitchen, okay? i love you so much, baby. enjoy.’
with a soft giggle, you sit down at your vanity and start putting yourself together. even in the letter, jaehyun always reminds you of how much he loves you, in every form that you can take. he always uses the gentlest and most loving language he can, holding your heart with the most care. his love is so strong that when you fix your hair and do your makeup, you don’t feel a need to try too hard, doing the bare minimum, and thanks to him, you feel good about yourself just like that.
with the final touches of your appearance done, you grab your phone off the charger and check it for the first time today before you do anything. without fail, jaehyun’s texted you a string of good morning messages and words of love. you of course send some in return, thanking him for the letters and lightly teasing him for being a sap. you share a laugh before you shut the device off, making your way to the kitchen where your jaw drops.
there’s an entire display on the kitchen counter, rose petals scattered over the granite with a full bouquet in the middle, a bundle of prada gift bags sitting next to it. there’s a teddy bear as well, and one final letter with a card propped open next to it, reading ‘will you be my valentine?’ with the most perfect penmanship. you snap a photo, sending it to him with your reply, an obvious yes, before opening the last letter.
letter four ♡˚₊‧⁺˖
‘again, happy valentine’s day my love! i hope you enjoy all the gifts i put out for you. i know what you’re thinking, by the way. you’re mad that i’m spending money on you when it’s my birthday, aren’t you? if i were to tell you i’m sorry, i’d be lying, and that’s just not something i can ever see myself doing to you. more than anything, today is a day of love, and i’d rather celebrate us than make it all about me. my birthday wish is to keep you by my side and love you forever, every inch of you, and it just so happens that the day of love is at the same time. now, may i tell you why i love you so deeply?
we’ve known each other forever, and i’ve seen you grow into a beautiful, beautiful woman, with a wonderful personality that can warm an entire room. your laugh is more beautiful than any song i’ll hear in my life, and your smile is so bright, blinding in a way that makes me never want to look away. i’d let my eyes burn to nothing if it means i can continue to see it. i love the way you carry yourself as well, so thoughtful and considerate to everyone around you. you have so much love and kindness in your heart, and i’m so lucky to be a recipient of it. i’ve learnt so much from you as well, and i’m so grateful for the person you’ve helped shape me into. you’re truly everything i’ve ever wanted and more. i’ll cherish every piece of you that you give me with my whole being, and i promise to never let it go. my love for you is unconditional, and i’ll trace every ridge, scar, or imperfection in your body with nothing but adoration because it’s all perfect in my eyes.
i’ll save the rest of my sentiments for when i can say it out loud, okay? save you some reading. for now, remember that i love you with everything i have. happy valentine’s day, my love, my sweet, my peach.
-your forever only, jaehyun ♡’
his words are so beautiful, and you have to get a paper towel to hold to the corners of your eyes to stop the tears from messing up your makeup. he’s always so shy about things like this, getting flushed in the cheeks and ears at even the most simple words of affirmation. you know he’s a romantic at heart, but it still blows your mind every time you see him take a pen to help convey how he feels. he always lets his true feelings out when he has pen and paper, and it makes you cry without fail every single time. he really knows how to touch your heart, his words so sweet and loving.
you’re busy unboxing everything, a pair of sunglasses and a new bag in your hands, still letting his love letter sink in. you’re so stuck in your own world that you don’t even notice that jaehyun returned until his arms wrap around your stomach, his chest pressing into your back. his lips press against your temple, then your nape, and your eyes flutter shut as your body leans into his.
“happy valentine’s day.” he speaks softly, spinning you around in your barstool so you’re facing him.
your arms reach around his neck, pulling him closer so you can leave a sweet kiss on his lips. “thank you, baby.” you give him another one, “and happy birthday to you.”
he thanks you, pulling you flush to his body. you stay there, encased in his strong arms for what could be forever, you don’t know nor do you care, because it’s warm, safe, and comfortable. his head rests on top of yours, one hand gliding up and down the side of your body, the other on the back of your head. he’ll kiss your crown a few times, soaking in your scent, before pulling away.
your hands are intertwined, resting in your lap. “now that we’ve celebrated us, can it be your turn now?” you smile up at him, and his face is full of love.
his cheeks turn rosy, and he nods. you’re immediately up and out of your seat, shuffling your way into your bedroom where you pull out a birthday themed gift bag and box, followed by a valentine’s day basket. he opens them, overjoyed to see a photo album with a collective of polaroids from the past year, along with a new vinyl for his collection. the basket has a bunch of candies and small trinkets, along with a stuffed animal of the animal you’ve always said represents you. his smile reaches his ears as he looks through all his gifts, and a billion kisses are left all over your face as a thank you.
even more happiness fills his eyes when you take his cake out of the fridge, lighting the silly cartoon candles and singing to him. when you finish, he’s very thoughtful as he blows the candles out. you share it together, small enough to have in one sitting before putting all your new items away to finally head out for the day. he continues to treat you the entire time you guys are out, buying nearly everything you touch and complimenting you for even the littlest things. he has so much love to give to you, and it’s not even because of the holiday, or his birthday. he conveyed it to you many times throughout his letters, that he’s constantly thankful for you and your presence in his life, regardless of the date or who’s being celebrated more. the love continues to show even when you go back home, wrapping up the day, when there’s yet another display on the bed that wasn’t there before, which he lays you down on and continues to give you all the love he has.
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